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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Indie Rock Pete: Suzie, I have the most exciting phrase ever! / Indie Rock Pete: "Please usurp my hot jets of meat!" / Pale Suzie: Wonderfully vulgar, except the "please" sounds kinda wussy. / Indie Rock Pete: My mom says that politeness never goes out of style!
modesty {{n/t}} / [[pete and eve floating in the water]] / pete: why are you swimming in a hoodie? / {{n/t}} / eve: modesty loves company?
welcome back clango: it's great to have you back, metal steve! / steve: it's good to /be/ back, clango! where did i go? / clango: my visual scans indicate that you have 3% less mass. / [[steve appears slightly translucent / ghostly or less than fully opaque]] / clango: that is consistent with making a super-duper poop!
smokin' clango: johnny! what's toastin', bro? / {{n/t}} / [[toast pops up on fire and smoking]] / {{n/t}} / [[clango looks worried as smoke cloud gets bigger]] / clango: dude! you need your inhaler?
pesos lil' sis: ok, you'll kiss me but you won't /sleep/ with me. would that be accurate so far? / steve: i'll listen to you, hang out with you & care for you too! / {{n/t}} / lil' sis: don't pay in pesos when i ask for american dollars!
 
the size of a man's head uncle grandpa: soft drink the size of a man's head! how have you been, pal? / uncle grandpa: i ain't seen you around here in an age and a half! / uncle grandpa: how's the wife? are the kids doing well in school? / uncle grandpa: nobody makes humans pee like you do, buddy. you're a /rock star!/
poly goner {{n/t}} / [[lil' sis looks akwardly at steve]] / lil' sis: steve, i think you're a hella damn nice guy. / lil' sis: but since you won't put out, i've gotta go polyamorous on ya. / steve: yay! that means you love me for lots of reasons!
bye bye love red robot: so i say to her: "honey, i'm home..." / red robot: "...and you're a fine red mist!" / clango: you have a live-in girlfriend, red? / red robot: nope! i have an ex in an urn!
powers pete: i have special powers, clango. / pete: i can join any gang simply by enduring a painful initiation! / pete: that saves me having to /pay/ for friends! / clango: you pour soul.
Artfag Number One clango: indie rock pete, i'm very curious about art. / clango: where does one draw the line between art and obsession? / pete: "art" is when you're good. / pete: "obsession" is when she calls the police.
 
abstractionary {{n/t}} / [[pete looks smug]] / pete: suzie, can you dig my crazy abstractness? / suzie: eh? / pete: music just wasn't working for me, so i became a painter. / pete: a serious painter. like with meaning and stuff.
mama drama suzie: [[to pete]] hon, it's cool that you've found joy in art - /honest!/ / suzie: but how are you going to survive off of paintings? / pete: i just so happen to know a very wealthy art buyer. so there! / lil' sis: is her name "mommy"?
batman returns lil' sis: can not! / steve: can too! / lil' sis: can not! / steve: can too! / [[downstairs]] / clango: [[to maura]] are they having another lover's quarrel upstairs? / maura: steve thinks batman could menstruate if he tried hard enough.
mc menses makes a comeback [[clango is silent in every panel]] / maura: gettin' real fly with my rhubarb pie! / maura: i'm down with the blue fluid cuz' i'm super-absorbant. / maura: but the /blues/ never hurt me bad since my flow be /rouge/. / maura: m.c. menses got the urge to splurge on hygeine products.
pads clango: wait a second! / clango: you mean that once a month you wear some form of pad? / maura: yeah, lots of women do. / clango: legal pad, launch pad or brake pad?
 
the bottle is my home lil' sis: "it's time to plug and play?" / lil' sis: my big sister fell for /that/ pathetic line? / clango: and right into my lap. horray! / lil' sis: i think i need to confront maura about her drinking.
seriously the bottle is my home lil' sis: maura, i know that we usually interact on the shallow end of the pool... / lil' sis: but i wanted to yell at you because i think you drink too much / {{n/t}} / lil' sis: you drink too much!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [animated] / [[Clango and Roger the cat are in bed, Roger has his head under the covers. The room gets lighter, and Clango opens his eyes]] / Roger: ZZZ. / Clango: GOOD MORNING! / Roger: HUNG / Roger: OVER. / [[Clango is smiling]] / Clango: WHO WANTS GIN AND EGGS? / Roger: GUH.
innocence lapsed steve: *click! click! click!* / lil' sis: *ticka tick!* *right-click!* / steve: *tokka tokka...* *...click! / lil' sis: he's a virgin, but he ain't no innocent.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Metal Steve: Oh, Mister Computer! / Metal Steve: All of these penis enlargement emails have reminded me of a "small" problem! / <> / Metal Steve: I need to buy a faster car with a louder stereo!
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Lil Sis; Is it hard, Petey-pants? / Pete; It's about time you came to your senses and asked that! / Lil Sis; Pete, you bit dork- / Lil Sis; I was talking about your paintings, not your mixing stick.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Suzie; Johnny toaster, the one man I trust with all of my secrets. / Suzie; A man who I can count on to keep things to himself. / Suzie; A man that fears having orange juice poured in him. / Johnny Toaster; <> / Clango; Dude, just give me my bagel!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Lil Sis; Flirtin' in the mornin'! / Lil Sis; Flirtin' in the evening! / Lil Sis; Flirtin' at suppertime! / Suzie; Grr. / Pete; What?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Pete; Clango! A good joke is one that makes you think. / Pete; That's why mine make no sense. / Clango; You make jokes? / Pete; Yeah, when I'm not being the butt of them.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango Cyclotron: Alert! / Clango Cyclotron: Activate Space Mode! / Clago: Fart joke averted! / Maura Glee: Wow! / Maura Glee: You felt my assie-gassies before I did!
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Steve; Hey, you pretty millionairess! / Steve; Can I have some money for a new truck to court your sister in? / Maura; Nope / Maura; But I can help you 'earn' the money if you don't mind being on camera. / Maura: No handouts, but we can make money with other 'hand' things.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Steve; Will starring in pornos affect my status as a devoted virgin? / Maura; Nah, of course not! / Maura; You're in good shape, you could just star in one by yourself. / Steve; Blush / Maura; Just do what virgins do best!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Steve; umm. / Steve; Hi, my name is Steve. I like to, umm, hang out with my friends. / Steve; I also like music and having fun! / Steve; Can you point that camera at my face for just a second?!
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Lil Sis; You won't sleep with me, but you will star in a porno!? / Steve; But your sister said I'd still be a virgin if I was in it alone. / Steve; I honestly just did "alone things." / Lil Sis; My sister?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango is sitting in a pile of leaves.]] / Clango: The autumn provides warm, relaxing 'baths' for those of us who can't go in water!
 

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