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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Steve standing naked with guitar}} / {{Steve still standarding naked with guitar}} / Steve; This feels too silly to be porn. / Maura; {{from out of panel}} You wann get paid? Say your damn lines! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=510 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura; {{to kitty dressed as clango}} Hey, hottie! / Maura; You're looking pretty fine this lovely morning. / Maura; Meet you in bed in ten minutes! / Clango; You dirty little girlfriend-stealer! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=511 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Steve; Oh boy! Fan mail! / Steve; {{reading from imac}} Dear Steve, I really like your site a lot!
/ Steve; < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=512 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Steve; < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=513 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pete; Hello and welcome to the program. / Pete; Tonight's topic is 'How Steve is losing sleep over issues of obsolete morality.' / Pete; I'm Pete and I'll be your host. / Pete; First off, Steve- You're a moron. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=514 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: I'm not a moron. You're just jealous. / Indie Rock Pete: Why? Because I don't have tons of women & gay men staring at my naked body for money? /
/ Indie Rock Pete: Can I borrow five bucks or your girlfriend? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=515 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Nipples; {{to Lil Sis}} Wow! You know Metal Steve?! / Nipples; He is totally my favorite naked guy on the internet! / Nipples; I do some pretty unspeakable things when I go to his site. / Nipples; No one has ever fulfilled me the way he does. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=516 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil Sis; {{to Steve}} Curse you and your damn porno career! / Lil Sis; Don't you worry about causing immoral behavior? / {{Steve and Lil Sis stare at each other}} / Lil Sis; And why won't you have sex with me?! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=517 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Steve; Maura, do you even have any second thoughts about this line of work? / Maura; Huh? Is it tool cold in here for ya? / Steve; Umm, do you even think it's wrong to make pornos? / Maura; My bank account says otherwise, Mr. Naked Pants. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=518 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Grandpa; {{to kitty}}Sorry, Roger! / Grandpa; I'm going to sleep now. / Kitty; < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=519 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura; {{to smoking imac}} Curse it all! A day's work- totally ruined! / Maura; Someone got pussy-cat in my gay porn! / Maura; Someone else with orange hair has stomped all over my keyboard. / Roger; ! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=520 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Big picture of Metal Steve on the wall[[
/ Lil Sis; The official party line is that fame hasn't changed him.
/ Lil Sis; Not one bit. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=521 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Steve; {{using imac}} I swear, being in porn is a hella phat gig... better than being Pope! / Steve; I get fan mail, tons of adoration from afar, and $9.00 an hour! Life is goodtastic! / Steve; {{reading}} Dear Steve, you are suck! -an Ex-Fan / {{Steve with sad face}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=522 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pete: This game is all in the wrist, you dumb robot. / Clango: But i have no wrists! / Pete: Then you cannot play. / Clango: I never get to pretend to be gay. No fair! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=523 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango; Roger! Dinner! Meow! Purrr! Here, Kitty! / Clango; I made you a pot pie and a gin and tonic! / {{Roger with runaway-style pack-on-a-stick sleeping in alleyway}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=524 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Steve: Hot dog! / Steve: I made a hundred bucks standing around with my wee-wee showing! / Steve: And I got all the free soda I could drink! / Maura: Hot diggity dog! I'm gonna make ten grand selling steve's pictures. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=525 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pete; {{to Suzie}} Driedel, dreidel, dreidel! I made it out of clay! / Pete; And when I see a sell-out, I chuck it at his face! / {{Pete and Suzie looking at each other}} / Pete; That's why they have a three-day waiting period at the judaica store these days. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=526 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura; Good morning, box of money! / Maura; Can I get you a drink or anything? / Maura; How about fresh towels? / Maura; Want to go for a ride in my wallet? We're going to the liquor store! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=527 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura; {{to Steve}} Ok! the movie we're going to make now is called "Stevie, Down and Dirty!" / Steve; What's my motivation? / Maura; Your motivation is mud pies and talking scrotums! / Maura; Now, where's your damn co-star? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=528 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Steve; {{{to Maura}} I thought we had a deal! No co-stars! / Steve; I agreed to make porn with you only if I could stay a virgin! / {{Steve looks abashed. Maura smirks}} / Steve; Yeah I know how stupid that sounded. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=529 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura; {{to Steve}} You won't 'do it'? Fine! See if I care! / Maura; Naked mulletheads are a dime a dozen in this business! / Maura; et out of my face! You'll never work in porn again! / Maura; And I'm keeping your pants! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=530 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Nipples; {{at an easel}} Art therapy is the best part of my probation! / Nipples; sometimes I print out little books to show my doctor! / Nipples; He likes it when I draw pretty ladies with cat noses. / Nipples; {{from off-screen, to Roger by the window}} And purple underpants!
/ Roger; ? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=531 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Suzie; {{to Lil Sis}} What would I do if my Petey-boy made portn? / Lil Sis; Yeah, besides laugh. / Suzie; I'd have a little 'fun' with him. / Suzie; I would take my insipration from "take your daughter to work" day. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=532 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{Steve in bed, looking worried}} / Steve; Why do I have to care so darn much about morality? / Steve; Making porn bought me this sweet truck and pays for a social life. / Steve; Good things only happen to me when I show my dingle. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=533 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic "player hater plus" DS #534 | Indie Rock Pete: WELL IF IT ISN'T MISTER HOT SHOT PORN STAR! / Indie Rock Pete: OOH! LOOK HOW COOL AND PUBLICLY NUDE YOU ARE, YA REBEL! / Indie Rock Pete: ACTING ALL FANCY WITH YOUR CIRCUMCISED PENIS AND VELCRO SNEAKERS. / Indie Rock Pete: I LIKED YOU BETTER BEFORE YOU SOLD OUT. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=534 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Suzie; {{to Steve}} Did someone steal your pants? / Steve; {{I got fired from my porn job and they won't give 'em back. / Suzie; Oh, what a cool costume idea! A laid-off pornstar! / Suzie; You're cute. Wanna go to a Halloween party with me? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=535 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Nipples; {{to Pete dressed as Hitler}} Avast! Nice costume! / Nipples; That's a great crocodile hunter suite, matey! / Pete; Werden Sie Verzögert? / Nipples; Arr! The bathroom be right down the hall, bucko! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=536 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango; {{to Maura dressed as bunny}} < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=537 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Charles; {{to Red Robot dressed as Spongebob}} Moons made of Mars! A boy made of processed cheese! / Charles; No wonder you stink! / RedRobot: {{to Charles dressed as the Martian Manhunter}} Stupid Martian! I am Spongebog Squarepants! / Charles; Yeah? Well, I'm stinking drunk! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=538 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango; {{to Maura dressed as Poison Ivy}} Daamn, girl! You lookin' ivy league! / Maura; {{to Clango dresses as Mr. Freeze}} And you, sir! You are chill like bill! / Clango; Shall we retire to the presidential suite? / Maura; Only if you promise to water my bush. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=539 |
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