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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Pale Suzie: Hey there, my little manaconda. How's it hangin'? / Metal Steve: Did we, um, 'do stuff' the other night? / Pale Suzie: You mean you don't remember, my darling drunkapus?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=780
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Yeah, one large pizza with tacos extra cheese for indie rock pete. / No! it's i-n-d-i-e. There's no "y". / I don't care if you like my new song! I just want a pizza! / Nothing sucks like success.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=781
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"shaolin hitler"}} / [[7 Red Robots face off with Hitler, wearing soccer shorts and cleats, across a soccer ball on a pitch]] / Red Robot 1: VICTORY OVER THE HU-MANS! DEATH TO FLESH! / Red Robot 5: THE MIGHTY UNI-BRAIN IS TRIUMPHANT! LONG LIVE WIRELESS INTERNET! / Red Robot 7: SO MUCH FOR THE ARYAN NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM! / Hitler: Ach! Damn you infernal mechanical soccer hooligans! / [[An empty piece of pitch, a blood-spattered soccer ball sails into view]] / Hitler: Aaaiiieee! Nein! Mein testicle! / [[The blood-drenched soccer ball rolls to a stop]] / [[Red Robot stands over the ball]] / Red Robot: WOW! THE PURITY OF HIS BLOOD REALLY MAKES THE BALL SHINE! / {{Red Robot in: "Shaolin Hitler" A.K.A "This one might not be in official continuity"}}
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"moral compass"}} / [[Red Robot and Metal Steve are talking]] / Steve: Red Robot, you've got the clearest world view of anyone I know. / Red Robot: DESTROY ALL THAT LIVES! MUTILATE THE CORPSES! / Red Robot: FLAY AND TEAR AND MAIM AND PIRATE MUSIC! / Steve: Can I ask you an ethical question?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango is talking to Adrianne the bank machine]] / Clango: Adrianne! What's up? / [[a paper is dispensed from Adrianne]] / <> / [[Clango reads the paper]] / Clango: "I hate my job." / Clango: "But if I quit, all the local drug dealers and pimps would starve!"
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=784
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Red Robot and Metal Steve are talking]] / Metal Steve: If I don't remember having sex, am I still a virgin? / [[Red Robot raises his arm]] / Red Robot: Of course! I use a similar excuse when I'm accused of murder. / [[a question mark appears over Metal Steve's head]] / Red Robot: Whatever works for the big death also scales down to the little one! / [[Metal Steve looks away]] / Red Robot: C'est une reclamation sexy folle de folie, sucka!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=785
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"tattoo1"}} / [[Lil' Sis and Indie Rock Pete are talking]] / Sis: I got my first tattoo! / Pete: Oh yeah? Let's see. / [[Sis takes off her shirt and turns to show Pete her back]] / Pete (thinking): Hot! / Pete: The color is great. And it's kinda witty. / Pete: "Not labeled for individual sale."
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=786
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Pink background, Suzy and Metal Steve are talking]] / Suzy: Hot, Wild and probably consensual! Tonight at nine! / [[Blue background]] / Suzy:We'll be back after these massages! / [[Orange background]] / Suzy: Viginity: Is your child at risk? / [[Gray background]] / Metal Steve: 57 inuendos and nothing on.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=787
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"the twist and shout"}} / [[Pale Suzie and Metal Steve are talking]] / Steve: Please stop teasing me, Suzie. Did we have sex or not? / Suzie: Warm and wettie! Hot and sweaty! I can't give no answers, yeti! / Steve: You know, I'm not sure I even CARE anymore. / [[Steve leaves]] / Suzie: Virgins aren't ALLOWED to be objective!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=788
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"power ups"}} / [[Clango and Maura are talking. Clango "says" a low battery meter]] / [[Maura "says" a low hamburger meter]] / [[Clango "says" a carrot & drumstick X 4, and Maura says a power-plug X 10]] / [[Clango and Maura "say" 5 power-up hearts]]
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=789
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"dateless but not penniless"}} / [[Clango is standing in front of an ATM machine, which spits out a receipt]] / Clango: "I have no life." / Clango: How about I introduce you to some of my friends? / [[The ATM shows a clock on its screen - time passes]] / [[Torpor walks up to the ATM]] / Torpor: Hello, pretty money shooter lady! / Torpor: May Torpor see your etchings? / [[The ATM displays a red !]]
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=790
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"the flame shirt of anger"}} / [[Pale Suzie and Lil' Sis are talking]] / Suzie: Nice hoodie. / Sis: Why, thank you. It's stolen! / Suzie: Ooh, how fashionable. / Sis: I stole it myself!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=791
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"hobbies"}} / [[Torpor is talking to an ATM]] / Torpor: Torpor has many hobbies! Torpor lifts things when asked nicely! / Torpor: Torpor also likes to wash his fruits and vegetables very thoroughly! / [[Torpor stares at the ATM]] / Torpor: Umm.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Joel (in a welding mask): Word up! I am Robot Holmes and I be in the house, dawg! / Joel: I wanna bust caps in all those hu-mans! Bling! Bling! Yo' dead! / Joel: Then Imma drink a forty of 40-WT oil, fo' sheezie! / Red Robot: Pick one thing and fake it right.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=793
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Maura: Reminisce, reminisce, gossip! / Lil Sis: Inside Joke. / Maura: Cool, jaded comeback! / Lil Sis: Eighties Cartoon Reference! / Cobra Commander, Clango, Maura, Lil Sis, Metal Steve, Indie Rock Pete: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=794
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"overcompenshoeson"}} / [[Pale Suzie standing alone, Indie Rock Pete's voice comes from below]] / Pete: You're over-compensating. / [[Pete's voice from below]] / Pete: Like one of those guys with a big truck and a small penis! / [[Suzie is shown to be wearing boots with 6-foot high soles]] / Pete: But I really like your underwear.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=795
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{Title: the absence of panties}} / Indie Rock Pete: I saw your girrrrlfriend's underwear. / Metal Steve: She's not my girrrrlfriend! / Indie Rock Pete: And she doesn't wear underwear.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=796
diesel sweeties: "dunna nunna bat-jaws" [[Torpor the robot is standing next to an ATM machine.]] / Torpor: Torpor does not understand international banking. / Torpor: Torpor is gonna go home now and watch DUNNAnunnaBATMAN! / [[Torpor is in swift motion homeward]] / Torpor: I wonder how he'll get out of this week?! / [[Suddenly Torpor stops, looking a little shaky, as a huge black robot with red "eyes" and a grim-looking mouth looms behind it.]]
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diesel sweeties 798 - "jealous as a fruit bat" Torpor: You shaved your head! / Torpor: You are butch and cute like G.I. Jane! / Torpor: Ellen, you are one hot mama! May Torpor give you a 'lift'? / Menace-11: My name is Menace-11, you two-timing hetero-bot! / {{title text: Jealous as a fruit bat}}
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=798
Night of the peener Maura: Peter, what do you call your Peter? / Indie Rock Pete: Um. / Indie Rock Peter: Don't tell anyone, but sometimes I call it 'lil' petey peener.' / [[Maura talking on the phone]] / Maura: He says he calls it 'floppy the talking mushroom.' / [[Lil' Sis on the other end of the phone]] / Lil' Sis: Does your phone have a camera?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=799
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic - #800 Maura: OK, see ya tomorrow / Lil' Sis {{thinking}}: Porn Time! / Lil' Sis: Now let's cut off a nice, thick slice of the inter-net! / Lil' Sis: With cheese and iced... / Lil' Sis {{with jigglin happy-lines}}: Cream!
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Kitty Play Clango; Hee hee hee! Good kitty! / Indie Rock Pete; How can you just stand there laughing like a moron? Don't you ever feel the urge to create? / Clango; Playing with my kitty beats being a tortured artist any day! / Clango; Hee hee hee!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=801
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Broken Face"}} / [[Torpor and Metal Steve are talking, Torpor's head is crushed]] / Steve: Torpor! That has to be the best J.F.K. costume ever! / [[Indie Rock Pete standing adjacent in the next fram]] / Pete: You jerk! I can't believe you just said that. / [[Steve gives a hurt look]] / Pete: He's obviously Kurt Cobain.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=802
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Coult Bill"}} / [[Lil' Sis (ala Ann Coulter) and Maura (ala The Bride) talking]] / Sis: Kill Bill! Liberal Liar! Traitor! Impeach him! Adultery is not cool! / Maura: Lil' Coulter! / Sis: Rush is right! Clinton conspiracy! Homeland security! Draft dodgers! Ice, ice baby! Too cold! / [[Maura cuts off Sis' head]] / [[Maura is drenched in a Tarantino-esque bloodspray]] / Maura: That kind of crazy should have ended back in '88.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=803
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Chew Then Swallow"}} / [[The Blue Furry Bear, dressed as Han Solo, and Chewbacca talk]] / Chewbacca: Gronk gronk gronk gronk... Gronk! / Bear: Hee hee! / Chewbacca: Hurf hurf hurf! / Bear: So... / Bear: You into leather?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=804
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Hulking Out"}} / [[Charles, dressed as the Green, newer Hulk, and Joel, dressed as the Grey, old-style Hulk, are talking]] / [[Joel looks down, abashedly]] / Joel: This is kind of embarassing. / Joel: Nobody even believes there is a grey hulk. / [[Joel shrinks and turns from grey to his normal color]] / Joel: Sigh.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=805
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Size Matters Not"}} / [[A girl dressed as Smurfette and Uncle Grandpa dressed as Yoda are talking]] / Uncle Grandpa: Judge me by my size do you? / Uncle Grandpa: No! And well you should NOT! / Uncle Grandpa: For my ally is a phat bank roll, a fast car and a mid-life crisis. / Uncle Grandpa: And a powerful ally that is.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=806
Broken Face Metal Steve; Torpor! That has to be the best J.F.K. costume ever! / Indie Rock Pete; You jerk! I can't believe you just said that. / Indie Rock Pete; He's obviously Kurt Cobain.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=807
diesel sweeties: "The Fart Eater" [[A bunch of comicbook super-people are standing around: Captain America, Iron Man, Thing, and the enormous pelvic region of Galactus, Ravager of Worlds.]] / Thing: AW, FER THE LUVVA PETE, WHO FARTED?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=808
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Adolph Hitler is dressed up as Alvin from 'Alvin and the Chipmonks'. Metal Steve is dressed as Captain America.]] / Indy Rock Pete: Captain Arrogant, you swine! Giff me all your candy! Especially der Baby Ruth und Herr Goodbar! / Metal Steve: Jawohl, mein furry! Trick your own treats, you facist pansy! / {{title text: Fuhrer Friday II}}
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=809
 

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