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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pete: Joel! Joel! I just saw some girl trying to score with Clango! / Joel: Last time you spread gossip, it cost me a hot date! I'm all ears! / [Pete and Joel regard each other.] / Pete: Maybe you are not the best audience for this breaking news. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=60 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis: Word on the street--your man's a cheat! / Maura: Word on the street--you're dating that lame ass Pete! / Lil' Sis; Heyyy... / Lil' Sis: Be nice to me, I'm your scrappy little sister. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=61 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis: Hey Pete! Guess what I got you? / Lil' Sis: More time for you to pursue your dream of being a rock star! / Indie Rock Pete: Huh? / Lil' Sis: I'm dumping your skinny white ass! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=62 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Charles: Ready for dinner? / Lil' Sis: It sure is nice to date someone who's tall and actually has an education. / Lil' Sis: If only you'd start indiscriminately buying me gifts... / Charles: Wow! I never knew how great unconditional love was until today. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=63 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Charles: So where would you like to go eat? / Lil' Sis: Anywhere vegetarian--I only partake of meat if the date goes really [["really" is red]] well. / [[Charles looks disturbed and Lil' Sis smiles.]] / Charles: Um, was that a come-on? [[Lil' Sis has turned red.]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=64 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pete: Man, I hate getting dumped. Especially without getting ass. / Joel: Hmm... / Joel: You could always take a stab at homosexuality. / Pete: I would but I'm just not a "road less traveled" kind of guy. [[Joel winces.]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=65 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Daniel: Hi Maura!
/ Maura: Hi Daniel. / Daniel: I'm really sorry to hear about you and Clango breaking up. / Maura: That's news to me. Are you just trying to get me to date you? / Daniel: Umm...No? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=66 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic: Can we?! | Clango: HI SWEETIE! WANNA GO GET A COZY DINNER AND WATCH A VIDEO? / [[Maura's head steams.]] / Maura: MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO BRING ALONG THAT GIRL PETE SAW YOU FLIRTING WITH YESTERDAY! / Clango: CAN WE, PLEASE?! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=67 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | At least my kitty cat likes me.
/ Purr! / Don't forget! I like you too! / All right! A quorum! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=68 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango is talking to an unnamed girl that he met in comic 56 "Riot"]]
/ Clango: YOU KNOW THAT I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT? / Clango: SHE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU. / Unnamed Girl: WE COULD HANG OUT AND JUST NOT MAKE OUT. / Clango: I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=69 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: How did your date with that new guy go? / Lil Sis: I think he may have taken offense at some of my come-ons. /
/ Lil Sis: All I did was jump in his lap when I was ordering dessert! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=70 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot #C-63 is talking to an Apple Power Mac G4 Cube]]
/ Red Robot #C-63: HEY THERE, SEXY MAMA. I BET A BEAUTIFUL LADY LIKE YOURSELF COULD GO FOR A NICE BACKSIDE CACHE RUB. / Red Robot #C-63: YOUR MONITOR IS VERY ALLURING. I'VE NEVER BEHELD SUCH BEAUTY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. / [[Apple Power Mac G4 Cube communicates with Red Robot #C-63 nonverbally]] / Red Robot #C-63: SO WHAT WOULD YOU CONSIDER A GOOD PICK-UP LINE, YOU MAC SNOB?! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=71 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango is holding his laptop while it plays music]]
/ Clango: AUDION 2 CAME OUT!! AUDION 2 CAME OUT!! AUDION 2 CAME OUT!! / [[Clango imagines a speaker with sound waves coming out]] / [[Moira enters with an excited look and Clango gives Moira a look of love while closing his laptop]] / Moira: I'M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT THAT SHAREWARE IMPROVES OUR SEX LIFE. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=72 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: What are you doing for the holiday, Indie Rock Pete? / Pete: Drinking a lot and not answering the phone! Why? / Clango: You want to come and spend it with me and my family? / Pete: Will there be booze? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=73 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: I miss you. Let's kiss and make up. / [[Maura looks at Clango]] / Maura: I get to be on the "forgiving" end and you have to be the guilty one. / Clango: Deal http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=74 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura and Lil' Sis are talking]]
/ Lil' Sis: SO I HEAR YOU GOT BACK TOGETHER WITH CLANGO? / Maura: YUP. I EVEN GOT HIM TO ADMIT FAULT AND AGREE TO OBEY MY EVERY WHIM FOR A MONTH! / Lil' Sis: THAT'S PRETTY DAMN CALLOUS. / Lil' Sis: I HAVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER TO BE YOUR LITTLE SISTER. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=75 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Metal Steve: Metal is so much more metal than indie rock.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Is that why they call it "metal"?
/ Steve: At least I'm in a band, wise ass.
/ [[Steve has gone elsewhere. Pete looks upset.]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=76 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[clango, with his arm around Maura, who looks angry]]
/ Clango: WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? WHAT DID I DO? / Clango: SWEETIE, WILL YOU AT LEAST TELL ME? / Maura: < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s77 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Pete: You think you're so tough and heavy metal. / Pete: You don't know squat about true ["true" is red] metal, pal. / Steve: Then clue me in, you little sissy. / [[Red Robot appears.]] Red Robot I am made of metal! I crush hu-mans! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=77 |
| #78 | clango: collin, are you ok? you're as white as a ghost! / collin: i've been really sick this week, clango. / collin: it was terrible. i was pucking every hour and i had a fever. / collin: at the worst point, i went to pee and /steam/ came out. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=78 |
| When sweeties grow up (part 1) | [[no dialogue]] / Roger: Who's that hot chick with that robot over there? She is FINE! / Pete: That's Maura and Clango. They're dating. / Roger: I NEED to know exactly how much that costs. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=79 |
| When sweeties grow up (part 2) | Pete: Excuse me, "miss"... / Pete: The silly looking gentleman over there would like to go on a date with you. / D1LL-78: All the fleshlings know that I am a love ma-chine! / Pete: Yeah, just most of us have enough sense to stay the hell away. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=80 |
| When sweeties grow up (part 3) | Clango: Pete, why did you fix that Roger guy up with D1LL-37? / Clango: You realize D1LL-37 is actually a HE, right? / Pete: Of COURSE I know, you servo-driven buffoon! / Pete: IT HAS TAPED-ON BOOBS FOR CRAP'S SAKE! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=81 |
| #82 | {{n/t}}
/ [[lights off]] / clango: ♥
/ [[maura turns lamp on with a sultry look. man she's good.]]
/ < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=82 |
| #83 | maura: clango, is that a /brand-new/ powerbook? / maura: how can you afford that on a /robot's/ puny salary? / clango: it was a birthday gift from my rich uncle steve! / yeah right. you wanna see the porn site i worn on?
/ clango: ! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=83 |
| #84 | joel: hey clango! happy birthday! / joel: how old are you now? / pete: he's three years old!
/ clango: ! / pete: he has a date of freshness on the back of his head! ha ha! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=84 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Penny Arcade's Tycho talk to Lil' Sis]]
/ Lil' Sis: Hey there, sweet thing. Wanna buy me dinner? / Tycho: That's tempting, but I am so married it HURTS. / Lil' Sis: How about if I SWEETENED the deal a bit? / [[Tycho turns to reveal the back of his shirt has born torn off and he has scratch marks all across his back]]
/ Tycho: Please go away before we are seen together and I get another savage beating. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=85 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura talks to Marc]]
/ Maura: My dear, sweet friend Marc... how would you like to do me a favor? / Maura: My lil' sister is trashy, trendy and tragically hip. / Maura: I want to fix her up with a "nice" boy to help and tame her wild ways. / Marc: So what's the favor?
/ [[Maura looks away awkwardly]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=86 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango asks Indie Rock Pete for advice]]
/ Clango: Indie Rock Pete! How do I "satisfy a woman"? / Pete: Who cares!? Let them try and please themselves! / Clango: That is a terrible attitude! / Pete: I'll change it when one of them lets me touch them "down there." http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=87 |
| #88 | collin: metal steve?! / collin: you look like you were hit in the head with a gwar concert! / steve: i just had the crap beaten out of me by a big, red robot. / collin: and here i thought you were powered by rock and roll! bah! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=88 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura smiling and Lil' Sis]]
/ Maura: YOU HAVE FUN ON YOUR DATE WITH MY FRIEND MARC? / [[Maura frowning and Lil' Sis]]
/ Lil Sis: YEAH ASS LOADS OF FUN! / [[Maura grinning and Lil' Sis whining]]
/ Lil Sis: I ALMOST SCORED RIGHT IN HIS KITCHEN, BUT HE GOT NERVOUS AND STARTED BLATHERING ABOUT "BAGEL BITES"! / [[Maura smiling and Lil' Sis looking horrified]]
/ Maura: THATS A NEW EUPHEMISM FOR BREASTS IF i'VE EVER HEARD ONE. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=89 |
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