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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Clango: I REALLY APPRECIATE HAVING YOU IN MY LIFE FOR SO LONG. / Maura: IT'S MY PLEASURE, WHAT WITH ALL THE VIBRATING! / Clango: AW, YOU COVER IT UP IN JOKES BUT I KNOW HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. / Maura: YOU DO? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=900 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"The Sea and Cake"}} / [[Joel is talking to himself in a restroom mirror]]
/ Joel: Still feelin' kinda depressed, Joel? / Joel: Yeah, Joel. I kinda am. / Joel: There's a pill to make you feel better and that pill is cake. / [[Cut to outside the mens room, Metal Steve looking weirded-out]]
/ Joel: Big and thick and extra chocolatey! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=901 |
| Sgt Poo Poo's Lonely Farts Club Band | Metal Steve: HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEAR SOMETHING YOU REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR? / Indie Rock Pete: YOU MEAN LIKE, "I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT IF YOU PAID ME"? / Metal Steve: WORSE! MORE LIKE A REAL-LIFE "TOO MUCH INFORMATION" MOMENT. / Electon Mike: **Thought Bubble** EGAD! WHAT IF HE SAYS "PEE PEE" OR "DOO DOO"?! / Electon Mike: **Thought Bubble** I MIGHT GET OFFENDED / [[Electon Mike is soothed by listening to his ipod, Metal Steve is speaking, but we will never know what he has said.]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=902 |
| Rejecting the Cruel World for a Tanooki Suit | [[Electron Mike is listening to his i-pod against a Super Mario Bros. background.]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: [[off-panel]] Look at him over there! / [[Indie Rock Pete and Metal Steve]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: In his own world listening to that stupid beep-boop computer music. / Indie Rock Pete: He barely even *talks* to anyone else. I am debating pitying the fool. / Metal Steve: Will he *ever* know the joy of puking during a really kickin' drum solo? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=903 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura looks to her left in surprise]]
/ Maura: ! / Maura: LIL' SIS! WHEN DID YOU START {{emphasised in red text}}SMOKING
/ [[Lil' sis is smoking, and smoke covers the air above her head]] / [[Lil' Sis blows smoke in Maura's face, background goes grey]] / Lil' Sis: I DUNNO, MAYBE WHEN I BECAME COOLER THAN YOU
/ [[Maura has half her face, and one shoulder covered in grey]] / {{title text: Puff puff bang bang}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=904 |
| diesel sweeties: "The Quisp and the Dead" | [[Lil' Sis is smoking like a chimney]]
/ Maura: Smoking does NOT make you any cooler! Real coolness comes from the heart! / Lil' Sis: Maybe -- but isn't a diseased heart a lot more "punk rock" than a healthy one? / Lil' Sis: Punk rock is the gasoline that cool-mobiles burn to run. / Lil' Sis: Gasoline is concentrated dinosaur juice. / Lil' Sis: Nothing is cooler than dinosaurs. / Maura: Live hard, die young and leave a pretty fossil? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=905 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Hanging Out at the Local Arcade"}} / [[Metal Steve and Pale Suzie are looking at something out of frame]]
/ Steve: Doubleyou / Steve: Tee / [[Frame widens to show Electron Mike, naked, in front of a Pacman machine]]
/ Steve: Eff?
/ Mike: Gah! You discovered my extra special secret strategy! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=906 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Nude Particles"}} / [[Metal Steve and Pale Suzie come upon a naked Electron Mike]]
/ Suzie: I keep meeting naked boys out in public! / Steve: That must be your mutant power.
/ Suzie: Unless I have x-ray vision. / [[Suzie looks at Steve, whose t-shirt begins to fade]] / Suzie: Is groping a power or a skill? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=907 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Economic Downturn in the Cheese Sector"}} / [[Collin and Clango are talking, an odor eminates from Clango]]
/ Collin: You smell like cheese.
/ Clango: That's why I'm here, Doc. / Collin: Have yourself a lay-down and open your access hatch. / [[Clango is laying on the counter]]
/ Collin: Never thought I'd meet a talking fondue pot. / Clango: Gotta take any job you can get in this economy. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=908 |
| Bye bye house: diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango watches Roger the cat lick his rear on the counter top]]
/ Clango: I wonder if he thinks we're weird for {{emphasis}}not{{end emphasis}} licking our asses / [[Lil Sis and Clango face off, Lil Sis raises an eyebrow]]
/ Lil Sis: I bet you said a lot of stupid things as a kid / Lil Sis: Like saying "bye-bye" to your house when you went outside / [[Background goes dark, Lil Sis raises an eyebrow and smirks]]
/ Lil Sis: Like the house even {{emphasis}}cared{{end emphasis}} / {{title text - Bye Bye House}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=909 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Roger sleeps on the top of a cabinet next to Uncle Grandpa]]
/ Roger: zzz
/ Uncle Grandpa: YOU OFFEND ME WITH YOUR LAZINESS / Uncle Grandpa: WE CAN'T {{emphasis}}ALL{{end emphasis}} JUST SIT AROUND HATING MONDAYS
/ [[Roger wakes up, surprise]]
/ Roger: ? / Uncle Grandpa: {{emphasis}}SOME{{end emphasis}} OF US HAVE TO WORK YOU KNOW
/ [[Roger looks con crossly]] / [[Roger sleeps on the counter, Uncle Grandpa falls over]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: SCREW IT. / {{title text: I Hate Mondays.}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=910 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot and Lil' Sis stand in front of a dark maroon, (dried blood?) color background, Lil' Sis looks upset]]
/ Red Robot: LET'S GO TO A BULLFIGHT
/ Lil' Sis: EWW! ANIMAL CRUELTY! / [[Red Robot and Lil' Sis stand in front of a gray color background, Lil Sis raises an eyebrow]]
/ Red Robot: DO NOT EVEN SUGGEST A DEMO-{{linebreak}}LITION DERBY.
/ Lil' Sis: SQUEAMISH MUCH, KID? / [[Red Robot and Lil' Sis stand in front of a beige color background]]
/ Red Robot: HOW ABOUT A STRIP CLUB?
/ Lil' Sis: HELL, NO! SEXISM SUCKS! / [[Red Robot and Lil' Sis sit up in bed, Red Robot's arm is across her shoulder, and Lil' Sis has her hair slightly rumpled]]
/ Red Robot and Lil' Sis: WORLD'S BEST COMPROMISE http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=911 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Red Robot: HELLO, LITTLE HU-MAN! YOUR BOSOMS ARE QUITE FLATTERED BY THE FLAMES OF HELL LICKING AT THEM / Red Robot: YOU SHALL BE AMONG THE LAST TO PERISH WHEN DOOMAGEDDON CONQUERS ALL.
/ [[Gothic Suzie looks away]] / Gothic Suzie: IT SOUNDS LIKE {{emphasis}}SOME{{end emphasis}}ONE HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND / [[Three Red Robot clones can be seen]]
/ Gothic Suzie from off stage left:YOU'VE BEEN SO MUCH NICER SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GETTING LAID
/ Central Red Robot Clone: ! / {{title text - Peer Pressure Looms}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=912 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot faces 3 clones of himself, no'd 1-3, left - right]]
/ Red Robot clone 1: Unit #C-63! THERE ARE REPORTS OF YOU FRATERNIZING WITH PUNY HU-MANS
/ Red Robot clone 2: HAVE YOU BETRAYED ALL ROBOT-KIND?
/ Red Robot clone 3: KISSING IS FORBIDDEN! / Red Robot #C-63: YOU FOOLS DARE DOUBT THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE ROBOT OF ALL TIME
/ Red Robot clone 1: I DUNNO
/ Red Robot clone 2: MAYBE
/ Red Robot clone 3: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? / {{title text - The Whiny Street Gang}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=913 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis: Metal Steve! I have an important message for you from Lars Ulrich! / Metal Steve: Really? YAY! Did I win the "Date With Metallica" Contest? / Lil' Sis: {{Farts}} < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=914 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis; Red Robot, do you love me?
/ Red Robot; Ummm... I dunno? / Lil' Sis; Why are you so afraid to tell me how you feel? / Red Robot; Foolish hu-man! This unit fears nothing except dinosaurs, zombies and pirates! / [[Lil' Sis looks shockingly at Red Robot]] / Lil' Sis; I can'y believe you just said that to me. / Lil' Sis; I don't know if I can be with a man who hates pirates. / {{#915 "But How Do You Feel"}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=915 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Imposter With A Chest Wound"}} / [[Two Red Robots face down, with Lil' Sis watching]]
/ Red Robot 1: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
/ Red Robot 2: UM, THIS UNIT IS MACKIN' IT WITH HIS HU-MAN TROPHY GIRLFRIEND. / Red Robot 1: IMPOSTER!
/ Red Robot 2: PROVE IT.
/ Sis: He's calling you out, Hoss. / Red Robot 1: I WILL PROVE YOU INTO PUDDING.
/ [[Red Robot 1 punches into Red Robot 2's chest. Sis backs away]]
/ Sis: Ouch. / [[Red Robot 2 lies smoking on the ground, Red Robot 1's arm is covered in oil]]
/ Sis: Twins are weird. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=916 |
| diesel sweeties: "Bad Economy" | [[Uncle Grandpa, a twenty-year-old computer, is talking to Clango.]] / Uncle Grandpa: It's just not fair! Twenty loyal years and they sack me! / Uncle Grandpa: They told me that a robot can do my job better than I could. / Uncle Grandpa: Freaking armsists, all smug in their limbs and thumbs. / Uncle Grandpa: When I find out who took my job...
/ [[Clango suddenly looks alarmed as an exclamation point appears over his head.]] / {{Below the comic is the line "This comic refers back to #908"}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=917 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"The Crushing Depression That Is Retail"}} / [[Uncle Grandpa, on a counter, and Clango are talking]]
/ Clango: Don't fret, Uncle Grandpa! We'll get you a NEW job.
/ Uncle Grandpa: Bah / Uncle Grandpa: As what? A doorstop? Or maybe I can be a speed bump! I suck. / [[Clango gets a smiley idea bulb over his head]] / [[Uncle Grandpa is sitting on a stool by the entrance of a Walmart, wearing the vest and badges of a greeter]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: This is not how I imagined spending my golden years. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=918 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"It Means The Opposite"}} / [[Metal Steve and Electron Mike are listening to music on a stereo]]
/ Steve: Wow! How did you make this music, Electron Mike?
/ Mike: I mad it using math! / [[Indie Rock Pete chimes in from out of frame]]
/ Pete: Math music doesn't "count"! Ha ha ha ha! / [[Mike faces Pete]]
/ Mike: You are the additive inverse of hilarious!
/ Pete: The what? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=919 |
| diesel sweeties: "Something Is Always Greener" | [[Nipples the Bear, in his blue furry bear costume, is standing at a drawing board holding a big pencil.]] / Nipples: There are days when I really hate being a cartoonist.
/ Maura: Oh yeah, that's REALLY something to complain about. / Nipples: My editor (who is a total stinky poo) wants me to be edgier and more topical.
/ Maura: So what? You're in this to please your audience, art-boy. / Nipples: He wants me to draw a story about low carb dieting in a magazine sold to six-year-olds.
/ Maura: How come the little bird character is committing suicide? / Nipples: He's contemplating life without bagels.
/ Maura: It would be hipper and more "urban" if you swapped bagels with malt liquor. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=920 |
| diesel sweeties: "As Indie As I Wanna Be" | [[Electron Mike is talking to Indie Rock Pete, who is standing there with an electric guitar slung around his neck, and who looks increasingly dismayed with each panel.]] / Electron Mike: We should work together on a song some time. / Electron Mike: I could sample your guitar riffs and lay some electro-beats underneath! Yeah! / Electron Mike: Then we just drop in a little hip-hop and voila! INSTANT CLUB HIT! / [[Indie Rock Pete is suddenly engulfed in a blazing inferno.]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=921 |
| diesel sweeties: "Gamma Powered Barbies With Guns" | [[Indie Rock Pete, with an electric guitar slung around his neck, is talking to Electron Mike]] / Indie Pete: You want to pervert my BEAUTIFUL rock song into a soulless disco? / Indie Pete: How would you feel if I just up and painted your house?
/ [[Mike just smiles.]] / Indie Pete: Or if I played with your DOLLS?
/ [[Mike stops smiling]] / Electron Mike: THEY ARE ACTION FIGURES!
/ [[Pete smirks while on the guitar neck, a tiny Hulk gesticulates.]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=922 |
| diesel sweeties: "No Fooling, Honest" | [[Indie Rock Pete is standing around smoking when Lil' Sis arrives.]] / Indie Pete: !
/ Lil' Sis: Indie Rock Pete! What are you doing out here! / [[The cigarette disappears and a wisp of smoke rises up from below]]
/ Pete: Not smoking! I am DEFINITELY not smoking! / Indie Pete: I am so totally still inside at that show listening intently and not dancing! / Indie Pete: I am supporting the local scene like crazy! / Lil' Sis: The local rural North Carolina tobacco farming scene? / Indie Pete: I gave a cigarette to one of the guys in the band? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=923 |
| diesel sweeties: "Musical Mash Ups" | [[Indie Rock Pete is smoking and talking to Lil' Sis]] / Lil' Sis: Do you like this band? / Indie Pete: They're good, but they're not nicotine.
/ Lil' Sis: I like 'em! / Lil' Sis: They took me from WTF to OMG in two minutes flat. / Indie Pete: Gangsta ragtime is just a fad.
/ Lil' Sis: Real playaz got pianoz! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=924 |
| Cool Kids Answer To No One: diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Lil Sis face off]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: So when did YOU first realize that you were one of the cool kids?
/ Lil Sis: That's easy / Lil Sis: I believe it was when I first developed my main nerd-harrassing signature move / Indie Rock Pete: You mean the farting thing?
/ Lil Sis: ! / [[Background changes to orange]]
/ Lil Sis: "Farting thing?" "FARTING THING?!" / Lil Sis: Are you crazy enough to diss my most secretest weapon? / Lil Sis: Do you need a demonstration of my patented dork duster? / [[Indie Rock Pete and Lil Sis smirk as behind them Electron Mike and Joel look worried]]
/ Joel: You ever get a flash-back to your middle school lunch table? / {{title text - Cool Kids Answer To No One}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=925 |
| diesel sweeties: "Double Helix Hit Points" | Electron Mike: I think we're about to get picked on by cool kids. Can you smelli t?
/ Joel: RED ALERT! / Joel: QUICK! Play your card of obscure witticisms while I use my pants of dexterity to run away! / < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=926 |
| diesel sweeties: "Getting a Masters In Metallica" | Metal Steve: I'M QUITTING SCHOOL! It's too frustrating.
/ Clango: You're in school? / Metal Steve: Yeah, but I'm leaving because the internet there is too fast. / Metal Steve: I'll never listen to everything that I've downloaded. I can't keep up with it! / Metal Steve: Sigh. / Metal Steve: All I have now is a hard drive brimming over with regret. / [[He brightens up.]]
/ Metal Steve: Regret and over one hundred live versions of 'Ride The Lightning.' http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=927 |
| diesel sweeties: "Cake Gets Heavy" | [[Metal Steve and Clango are talking. Metal Steve is wearing his usual black t-shirt with skull.]]
/ Clango: Metal Steve, what are you in school for? / Metal Steve: Umm, I am learning to service diesel engines! It's very tough & mean! / Metal Steve: Vroom! Vroom! Burly men and fuel efficiency! / [[Now we see Metal Steve alone, wearing a big white chef's hat and coat, looking sadly at a pink and white frosted cake.]]
/ Metal Steve: I wish I could tell the world the truth. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=928 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Jon Stamos on a desk]]
/ Jon Stamos: Mew! Mew! MEW! / [[Clango and Maura are in bed]]
/ Clango: EEK! Kitten emergency!
/ Maura: It's probably nothing. / Clango: I can't that that chance! / [[Clango talking to Jon Stamos, who's beside a half-full glass of water]]
/ Clango: Oh my god! There's a cup and it was WATER in it! I had no idea!
/ Jon Stamos: < http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=929 |
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