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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura talking to Clango]]
/ Maura: Dude, I just got the BEST novelty underpants!
/ Clango: Ooh! / Clango: Are there any BAD novelty underpants?
/ Clango: I mean, seriously! / Maura: They say "Check out our low carb options!"
/ Clango: Are they brown? / [[Lil' Sis listening in]]
/ Lil' Sis: What is WRONG with you two?!
/ Clango/Maura: We're in love! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=960 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Widescreen. On a desk is Red Robot's head. He has smiley faces drawn on both his eyes. Metal Steve, Collin and Lil' Sis are there]]
/ Metal Steve: Red Robot! You're so pretty with your eyes like that.
/ Collin: All Irish and smiling.
/ Lil' Sis: Definitely very pretty.
/ Red Robot: Grr. / Red Robot: Your mother!
/ Metal Steve: What a comeback!
/ Collin: My momma's so fat, those jokes don't bug me.
/ Lil' Sis: Do those contacts hurt? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=961 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot's head is sitting on a desk]]
/ Red Robot: Why is no one helping me find my body? / Red Robot: Is this the thanks I get for deciding not to kill all of them? / [[Roger the Cat walks on]]
/ Red Robot: My problem is that I have gotten too nice. / [[Roger the Cat curls up next to Red Robot's head]]
/ Red Robot: No one is afraid of my anymore.
/ Roger the Cat: Zzz http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=962 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve knocking on a door]]
/ Metal Steve: Mike! Are you home? We're going out for waffles! / Metal Steve: If I don't drink at least a pint of syrup, the terrorists win! / [[Electron Mike emerges]]
/ Metal Steve: Gah! When was the last time you went outside? / Electron Mike: Out where?
/ Metal Steve: Outside. / Electron Mike: Outside is the really bright place with no internet, right?
/ Metal Steve: Usually. / [[Electron Mike winces]]
/ Electron Mike: Ow. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=963 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Electron Mike: Why go outside? I have everything we need in here. / Electron Mike: Retreat with me, if you will, into the lair of INTER-WEBULA! /
/ Metal Steve: The cape sure is an awful lot of flourish for a shut-in. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=964 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot's head is on a table. Lil' Sis is talking to him]]
/ Lil' Sis: Are you ever gonna get up, you lazy breadbox?
/ Red Robot: I can't! / Red Robot: The wireless reception in here sucks. / Red Robot: You wanna help me find my body?
/ Lil' Sis: Um... / [[Lil' Sis has left, and Maura has taken her place]]
/ Maura: She has a problem with short guys.
/ Red Robot: Then she dumped me! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=965 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango is standing next to a telegraph pole]]
/ Clango: Look honey! I'm polish! / [[Maura looking on]]
/ Maura: That is a terrible pun but I am drunk and I love you. / [[Clango and Maura standing next to each other]]
/ Clango: Don't tell anyone I'm not really polish. / Maura: Don't tell anyone I'm not really drunk. / Clango: Can I call this our "Pact of Sexy Subterfuge"? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=966 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve talking to Lil' Sis outside]]
/ Metal Steve: Electron Mike's house is kind of weird.
/ Lil' Sis: Yup. / Metal Steve: Everything was alphabetized.
/ Lil' Sis: Did he offer you a pudding pop? / Metal Steve: Yeah, but he wouldn't let me have Chocolate unless I - / Lil' Sis: ... Unless you sucked down Banana first? / [[Metal Steve turns red]] / [[No Dialogue]] / Metal Steve: That geek gets around.
/ Lil' Sis: Yup. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=967 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Suzie and Torpor stand talking]]
/ Torpor: Pale Suzie! Can we play "Goth"? You promised! / Suzie: Have you been good?
/ Torpor: Torpor has been so good it HURTS! / Suzie: Perfect. Now let's see your goth scowl.
/ Torpor: Bleh. / Suzie: Very bleak. Nice work.
/ Torpor: Hooray! I'm goth! / {{Title text: Sunny Day Goth Estate}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=968 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Torpor and Suzie stand talking]]
/ Torpor: Being goth is super fun! What do we do next? / Suzie: Mall time! You need some proper black clothes. / Torpor: Before we go, can Torpor tell Suzie a secret?
/ Suzie: Of course you can. / [[Torpor looks ashamed, Suzie smiles reassuringly]] / Torpor: Torpor wears husky pants. / Suzie: Not anymore you don't. / [[Suzie and Torpor are outside Hot Topic]]
/ Suzie: From now on, you wear cargo pants.
/ Torpor: Torpor is overcoming shame! / {{Title text: Pants Hold The Key"}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=969 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Pale Suzie and Torpor face off against a yellow background, Torpor is wearing a a black t-shirt]]
/ Torpor: THANK YOU SUZIE! TORPOR LOVE HIS NEW TEE SHIRT! / [[Pale Suzie and Torpor face off against a dark blue-gray background]]
/ Pale Suzie: YOU'RE WELCOME! WHY DON'T YOU GO SHOW IT TO YOUR FRIENDS?
/ Torpor: YAY! / [[Pale Suzie and Torpor face off against a dark blue-gray background]]
/ Pale Suzie: BYE BYE! HAVE A NICE PLAYTIME
/ Torpor from off stage right: WHEE! / [[Collin and Torpor face off against an orange background, Torpor looks upset]]
/ Collin: WHY DOES YOUR SHIRT SAY "MY MOM WOULDN'T LET ME GET A TATTOO"?
/ Torpor: BECAUSE IT'S COOL? / {{title text - Can You Read My Shirt Cuz I Can't}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=970 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot's head is on a table, and is talking to Menace-11]]
/ Menace-11: Unit #C-63, I am responding to your call for assistance. / Red Robot: Finally! Now find my body or be destroyed! / Red Robot: I command you, fool!
/ Menace-11: Boo to that. / [[Menace-11 leaves]]
/ Red Robot: Hey! Where are you going? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=971 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Electron Mike talking to Indie Rock Pete]]
/ Electron Mike: Music elitist pop quiz! Are you ready?
/ Indie Rock Pete: My nose is upturned! / Electron Mike: What's the worst cover song EVER?
/ Indir Rock Pete: Only one? No fair! / Electron Mike: Ok, then guess mine.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Hmm. Is it a beatles song? / Electron Mike: Kind of.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Ok, so it's one that Ringo wrote. / Electron Mike: Hey! Don't diss Ringo!
/ Indie Rock Pete: I'm not dissing Ringo! / Electron Mike: Dissing Ringo is like a mammal hatin' on warm blood. / Indie Rock Pete: Life without Ringo is like a vegan without baby carrots. / Electron Mike: W.W.R.D.?
/ Indie Rock Pete: Probably a lot of drugs. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=972 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis talking to Indie Rock Pete]]
/ Lil' Sis: Let's play a game!
/ Indie Rock Pete: Super lucky fun game win millions? / Lil' Sis: This game is called "Burn me a bunch of CDs because I'm broke." / Indie Rock Pete: I couldn't do that! Support the artists! Don't steal music! / Lil' Sis: Will you make me some tapes instead?
/ Indie Rock Pete: Yeah, totally. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=973 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Torpor wearing a blakc t-shirt is talking to Red Robot's head, which is sat on a table]]
/ Torpor: Hello, stubby immobile Red Robot friend! / Red Robot: YOU!
/ Torpor: Me! / Red Robot: You did this to me! Find my body post-haste! / Torpor: Do you like my t-shirt?
/ Red Robot: <> / [[No Dialogue]] / [[Red Robot looks mean]]
/ Red Robot: Put me back together so I can show you just how MUCH I like your t-shirt. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=974 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Widescreen. Red Robot is standing over a field littered with bodies and robot parts. Metal Steve, Meance-11 and parts of Torpor can be seen.]]
/ Red Robot: Let's hear it for the old-skool destructive flavor this unit was missing! / [[Red Robot meets Lil' Sis]]
/ Red Robot: And you're next! / Red Robot: I mean unless you want to have dinner some time? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=975 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Purple Haired Dude talking to Metal Steve, who's been beaten up]]
/ Purple Haired Dude: Yee haw, cowboy!
/ Metal Steve: Guh. / Purple Haired Dude: Did you walk into the bad end of a rodeo? / [[3 Red Robot clones are meancing Electron Mike]] / [[Back to Purple Haired Dude and Metal Steve]]
/ Purple Haired Dude: At least you only got the kickie part! / Purple Haired Dude: Though I hear the stinkie part is an acquired taste. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=976 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Widescreen. Red Robot is walking through some grass and tulips]]
/ Red Robot: Alert! This unit is tromping thru the tulips!
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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot talking to Roger the Cat, who is sat amongst some tulips outside]]
/ Roger the Cat: Mew? / Red Robot: Don't worry, Roger! I was not planning to kill YOU.
/ Roger the Cat: Mew? / Red Robot: Yeah, I know that I said I was going to kill all that lives.
/ Roger the Cat: Mew. / Red Robot: I'm making an exception for you, okay?
/ Roger the Cat: Mew! / [[Widescreen. Red Robot's clones are looking on]]
/ Red Robot: You may be a squishy little organic but you're also my only friend. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=978 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | {{"Hands Best Friend"}} / [[Red Robot is confronted by three of his brethren]]
/ Red Robot 2: HEY NOW!
/ Red Robot 3: WE THOUGHT THAT-
/ Red Robot 4: WE WERE YOUR BEST FRIENDS! / [[Red Robot faces them down]]
/ Red Robot: CEASE WHINING, PRESUMPTIVE APPENDAGES! / [[Wi-fi signals emanate from Red Robot's head]]
/ Red Robot: YOU DON'T COUNT. I CONTROL YOU. / Red Robot: THAT'S LIKE SAYING SOME PUNY HU-MAN IS BEST FRIENDS WITH HIS HAND. / [[Cut to Indie Rock Pete]]
/ Pete: Hee hee! I've got a very predictable joke that I want to make! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=979 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve has been beaten up. He's talking to Indie Rock Pete]]
/ Metal Steve: Ow. I am brokened.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Wanna hear a REALLY funny joke I made up? / Metal Steve: No.
/ Indie Rock Pete: It's so funny you're going to plotz! / Indie Rock Pete: Snoop Dogg a rabbi and- / Metal Steve: Let me guess: "Sippin' on gin and jews?" / Indie Rock Pete: WAH! You ruined it! / Metal Steve: You were doing a great job of runining it yourself.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Thanks! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=980 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: Oh my goodness! A mustache ninja! / Ninja: I am an honorable member of the Beard Clan under Emperor Yoshi Goatee. / Maura: Saying "ninja" seems to make things funnier. / Maura: Is this cheating?
/ Ninja: It is far more honorable than using monkeys. / {{title text: Cribbin Ninja}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=981 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura is holding a bag of groceries]]
/ Red Robot: Prepare to be recycled, filthy hu-man!
/ Maura: Eek! Think fast! / Maura: Wait! before you kill me, you need to have a drink! / [[Maura is holding 3 bottles, different colors]]
/ Maura: Perhaps a cool, refreshing Mountain Dew! / [[Red Robot's eyes are starting to smoke]]
/ Red Robot: But...which...flavor? / [[Red Robot's head bursts into flames]] / Maura: Brand extension marketing saves the day! / {{title text: Mountain Dew Versus the Pink Robots}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=982 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Maura: It's kind of weird to think that you actually love me. How do robot emotions work? / [[Clango looks thoughtful, but doesn't say anything]] / Clango: I dunno- the same way yours do? / Maura: You bury them in alcohol? / {{title text: Booze Can Do It}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=983 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | Lil' Sis: I'm studying for my S.A.T.S today.
/ Indie Rock Pete: Sucker! / Lil' Sis: If I don't go to college, I will never know the sublime joy of being an orthodontic surgeon. / [[Lil' Sis smiles, Indie Rock Pete looks scared, small vocanoes are exploding in the background]] / [[Indie Rock Pete is backing away]]
/ Lil' Sis: I don't really LIKE people. / {{title text: Dentistry is America's Future}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=984 |
| Uterus Funnies | [[Collin and Lil' Sis chatting]]
/ Collin: Are you ready for quizzing? / Lil' Sis: I am as ready as the american educational system could make me! / Collin: We're gonna start with some math.
/ Lil' Sis: Word up to word problems! / Collin: Do you understand the metric system? / Lil' Sis: I know that you're standing a me-ter-us from my you-ter-us.
/ [[Collin blushes]] / Lil' Sis: Just a little smart people humor between us smart people! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=985 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Metal Steve faces Indie Rock Pete on a purple background]]
/ Metal Steve: HEY, INDIE ROCK PETE! I BOUGHT A {{emphasis}}POPULAR{{end emphasis}} CD.
/ Indie Rock Pete: SO? / [[Metal Steve faces Indie Rock Pete on a slghtly gray purple background, Indie Rock Pete has gone slightly pale]]
/ Metal Steve: UM, AREN'T YOU GOING TO MAKE FUN OF ME
/ Indie Rock Pete: WHAT -{{line break, emphasis}} EVER.{{end emphasis}} / [[Metal Steve faces Indie Rock Pete on a purplely gray background, Indie Rock Pete has gone slightly gray]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I DON'T EVEN {{emphasis}}LISTEN{{end emphasis}} TO MUSIC ANY MORE. / [[Metal Steve faces Indie Rock Pete on a dark gray background, Indie Rock Pete has gone grayish pink]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I'M SICK OF IT ALL! I AM BLASE MADE FLESH. / [[Metal Steve faces Indie Rock Pete on a dark gray background, Indie Rock Pete is completely gray]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I EVEN GAVE CLANGO ALL MY OLD RECORDS. / [[Clango holds a vinyl record with a bite taken out of it, in front of a yellow background, Clango looks upset]]
/ Clango: YOU SAID THESE WERE COOKIES! / {{title text - Old Rockers Don't Die, They Just Fade Away}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=986 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil Sis and Gothic Suzie face off outside, Lil Sis is wearing a backpack, both of them raise one eyebrow]]
/ Lil Sis: YOU'RE A GOTH, RIGHT SUZIE?
/ Gothic Suzie: I GUESS. / Lil Sis: ABOUT HOW MUCH DOES A PINT OF BLOOD WEIGH? / [[Gothic Suzie looks concerned]]
/ Gothic Suzie: UMM, WHY? / [[Lil Sis and Gothic Suzie face off inside a water cooler or blood bank shaped frame, with blood round their waists, Gothic Suzie makes a moue]]
/ Lil Sis: I HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER FOR A FAD DIET. /
/ {{title text - Blood Sisters}}
/ Gothic Suzie: http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=987 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis faces Gothic Suzie on a green background, Lil Sis raises an eyebrow]]
/ Lil' Sis: I THOUGHT OF THE BEST SCAM EVER!
/ Gothic Suzie: DOES IT INVOLVE {{emphasis}}STEALING?{{end emphasis}} / [[Lil' Sis faces Gothic Suzie on a purple background]]
/ Lil' Sis: BETTER! IT'S A DOUBLE CROSS!
/ Gothic Suzie: OOH! / [[Lil' Sis faces Gothic Suzie on a purple background, Gothic Suzie raises an eyebrow, and makes a moue shaped mouth]]
/ Lil' Sis: FIRST, I WRITE A BOOK TELLING PEOPLE THEY CAN LOSE WEIGHT BY DONATING BLOOD... / [[Lil' Sis faces Gothic Suzie on a green background, Lil Sis raises an eyebrow, Gothic Suzie smiles]]
/ Lil' Sis: THEN I SELL THE BLOOD! / [[Lil' Sis faces Gothic Suzie on a green background, Lil Sis and Gothic Suzie raise an eyebrow, Lil Sis smirks]]
/ Gothic Suzie: VAMPIRE ATKINS DIET JUNK BONDS? {{emphasis}}GENIUS!{{end emphasis}} / [[Lil' Sis faces Gothic Suzie on a purple background, Lil Sis raises an eyebrow, Gothic Suzie looks concerned]]
/ Lil' Sis: WANNA HELP?
/ Gothic Suzie: CAN I BE SENIOR V.P. IN CHARGE OF BITING / {{title text - Atkins Vampires}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=988 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Roger the cat dressed as spiderman, aka Spider-cat stands on the counter, with Clango behind, Spider-cat's spider sense is tingling]]
/ Clango: SPIDER-CAT {{emphasis}}LOOK OUT{{end emphasis}}
/ [[Clango looks worried]] / [[A milk carton with 4 Dr Octopus type arms and square glasses stands in front of Spider-cat]]
/ Clango: IT'S DOCTOR LACTO-PUS!
/ Spider-cat: ! / Doctor Lacto-pus: YOU CAN NEVER DIGEST ME! YOU'RE JUST A CAT! {{emphasis}}HA!{{end emphasis}}
/ [[Clango purses his mouth]] / [[Clango and Doctor Lacto-pus look after the missing Spider-cat, Clango raises an eyebrow]]
/ Clango: OH DISS! YOU'RE NOT GONNA JUST {{emphasis}}TAKE{{end emphasis}} THAT?!
/ [[Doctor Lacto-pus snaps one claw]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=989 |
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