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| Robocratic Stump Speech | [[Uncle Grandpa wearing a campaign badge sitting on a podium. Being watched by Indie Rock Pete & crowd]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Candidate Grandpa! / Uncle Grandpa: Yes, hipster kid who is probbaly not registered to vote? / Indie Rock Pete: What do you propose to do about people who think they are cooler than me? / Uncle Grandpa: Son, I can't just go around arresting everyone on earth! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1050 |
| Screening Crowds on the Campaign Trail | [[Uncle Grandpa wearing a campaign badge siting on a podium. Indie Rock Pete & co are listening. Offscreen is Jon Stamos]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: And Furthermore, as your president I would no longer have to pay for sexual-
/ Jon Stamos: Mew! Mew! MEW! / [[Shot of Jon Stamos on a tree stump]]
/ Jon Stamos: MEW! MEW! / [[Back to Grandpa...]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: Shut up, you terrorist!
/ Jon Stamos: MEW! MEW! MEW! / Uncle Grandpa: I thought we screened this crowd! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1051 |
| Stage Fright Boners | [[Indie Rock Pete behind the curtains on a stage, carrying a guitar]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous. / Indie Rock Pete: The girl I have a huge crush on is not in the audience. / Indie Rock Pete: I am not afraid of messing up the words to her favourite song. / [[View from front of stage. The head of the guitar is poking out of a gap in the curtains.]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I do not have a visible erection. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1052 |
| The Final Analysis | [[Indie Rock Pete backstage with Pale Suzie. Pete is smoking]] / Indie Rock Pete: I think that was my worst show ever. / Indie Rock Pete: My stage presence was roughly eleven Jar-Jars & an Ewok. / Indie Rock Pete: Garfield was at large. One night only, no cover, two-drink minimum. / Indie Rock Pete: Sigh.
/ Pale Suzie: I thought you did a really great job! / Indie Rock Pete: But what if you have no taste?! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1053 |
| Friend Is A Four Letter Word | [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Pale Suzie]]
/ Pale Suzie: Indie Rock Pete! Stop beating yourself up this very minute! / Pale Suzie: People were really getting into your music after a couple of songs! / Pale Suzie: I saw them toe-tapping and head-bopping with my very own eyes. / [[No dialogue, Indie Rock Pete looks shocked]] / Indie Rock Pete: Oh my god. It's worse than I thought. / Indie Rock Pete: My work is accessible to the common man! / Pale Suzie: Pete, I am really trying to be your friend. honest. / Pale Suzie: But there's something wrong with you in the brain. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1054 |
| But I'm Drinking on the Inside | [[Maura and Clango talking outside]]
/ Maura: Clango, my dear sweet honey pie! / Maura: My big, hulking, darling love of a robot. / Maura: My dear, caring understanding mecha pun'kin. / Clango: Hi, Maura! You sure are in a great mood this morning! / [[No dialogue]] / Maura: Before you hear this from someone else, I'd like to preface it by saying I had nine beers... http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1055 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Clango and Maura are talking]]
/ Maura: Clango, my dear sweet honey pie! / Maura: My big, hulking, darling love of a robot. / Maura: My dear, caring understanding mecha pun'kin. / Clango: Hi, Maura! You sure are in a great mood this morning! / [[Frame of silence]] / Maura: Before you hear this from someone else, I'd like to preface it by saying I had nine beers... / {{title: "But I'm Drinking on the Inside"}} http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1055 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Electron Mike talking to Maura]]
/ Maura: I got drunk and kissed some random dude last night. / Electron Mike: Holy internets! Was it me? / Maura: Are you better looking after a couple drinks? / [[No dialogue, Electron Mike smiles at Maura]] / Electron Mike: How does Clango feel about this?
/ Maura: He's amazing! What an understanding boyfriend. / [[Clango is lying in a bath with Johnny the toaster on his chest]]
/ Clango: Let's swim forever Johnny.
/ Johnny: (thinks) ? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1056 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis stood by a door, looking slightly worse for wear]]
/ Lil' Sis: Clango! Get out of the bathroom! I need to make war crimes! / Lil' Sis: Move it or underpant genocide will be on YOUR conscience. / [[Clango's voice from behing the door]]
/ Clango: Just have to drain the bath... / [[Clango emerges looking very damaged. Lil' Sis looks shocked]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1057 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Metal Steve]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: I was listening to records backward again last night.
/ Metal Steve: Aww! / Metal Steve: I really miss doing that. / Indie Rock Pete: Stupid CDs, cassettes and MP3s.
/ Metal Steve: Yeah. / Metal Steve: You would think that technology would make it easier to transmit satanic messages. / Indie Rock Pete: I miss the old days.
/ Metal Steve: Me and the Devil used to be so tight. / Metal Steve: He doesn't hang out with anyone else now he's got a girlfriend. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1058 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete talking to Metal Steve]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Records are so awesome.
/ Metal Steve: You are SO right. / [[Electron Mike looking on. First line is spread across this and previous panel]]
/ Electron Mike: Oh, shut up you luddites!
/ Electron Mike: You jerks are too young to be nostalgic for vinyl records! / [[Widescreen, all 3 shown]]
/ Electron Mike: You never even played an Atari until last year!
/ Electron Mike: Do you two even remember when Mario & Luigi were actual plumbers?
/ Electron Mike: Or when lego sets could be built into more than one thing? / [[No Dialogue, Electron Mike staring at Indie Rock Pete, Metal Steve mostly off Screen]] / Indie Rock Pete: You're old!
/ Electron Mike: YOU grew up watching the Power Rangers. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1059 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot talking to Clango]] / Red Robot: Mope, mope! What's wrong with you this time?
/ Clango: My girlfr- / Red Robot: Cease whimpering! / Red Robot: Transistorized deducto-circuits activate! / [[Red robot shows an animated progress bar]]
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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa wearing a cam-paign badge sitting on a podium, net to a milk carton wearing a bow tie, also on a podium]] / Uncle Grandpa: What the hell is this? A milk carton with a bow tie? / Uncle Grandpa: This is supposed to be my practice debate partner? / Uncle Grandpa: I wanted to fight a republican, not an excretion. / [[Footnote panel: This uncensored footage from the campaign trail was brought to you by "Concerned Mammals against Big Computing" and is not affiliated with the lacto-ovarian party.]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1061 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Widescreen Clango lying on grass talking to Red Robot]]
/ Clango: Red Robot, do you understand the hu-man heart? / Red Robot: I know the basic anatomy well enough to tear it out with minimal spillage. / [[No Dialogue]] / Clango: Red Robot, do you know how to stop acting like a jerk for a minute and be my friend? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1062 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Red Robot talking to Clango, outside in the daytime]]
/ Red Robot: Friends? Who needs friends? / Red Robot: Bah! / Red Robot: Friends are only good for one thing - Hitting and yelling at. / Clango: Wait a second, that's two th- / [[Clango's head flying off screen]]
/ Red Robot: DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME!
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| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura talking to Lil' Sis inside]]
/ Maura: Where in the sam hill is Clango? He was supposed to meet me two hours ago. / Lil' Sis: What am I, my sister's robot's keeper? / Maura: He's probbaly out whoring around in vibrate mode. / Maura: I'd call him, but that would just make him vibrate harder. / Maura: What did I do to deserve this besides kind of cheat on him a tiny little bit? / [[Clango's head lying in the grass outside at night]]
/ Clango: What a wonderful night to sleep under the stars. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1064 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Electron Mike talking to Metal Steve outside]]
/ Electron Mike: Metal Steve, would you like to meet my best friends in the whole world? / Metal Steve: Um, I guess? / Metal Steve: As long as they're not weird. / Metal Steve: Like if you hung out with computers or girls who dress up like ferrets or something. / Electron Mike: Ha ha! Of course not. How silly! / [[Electron Mike talking to Charles]]
/ Electron Mike: Hey there Charles...
/ Charles: (thinking) Ferret girls! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1065 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Widescreen, Charles and Electron Mike looking at desk with many iPods]]
/ Electron Mike: The one I'm listening to is named Ten Gigachu. On the counter is Rockazord, Muzzakka and Little Remixie... / Charles: How many iPods does a person need? / Charles: Did you have to catch them all?
/ Electron Mike: Pika! Pika! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1066 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Charles and Electron Mike]]
/ Charles: Mike, you're starting to creep me out. You need to kiss a girl or something. / Electron Mike: For your information I have kissed 3.14 girls - Right in the pi! / [[Charles looks at Electron Mike]] / Charles: Math used to give me such comfort. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1067 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Maura and Clango's headless body]]
/ Maura: Clango! Honey! I've got some awesome news. / Maura: I'm putting together the greatest pin-up calendar of all time. / Maura: I'm calling it "Fund-driving the ladies of NPR." / Maura: The lean so far to the left, you can see down their shirts. / [[No dialogue]] / Maura: Are you even listening to me? / Maura: You're an inattentive jerk! / [[Shot of Lil' Sis looking on]] http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1068 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis outside looking down]] / [[Lil' Sis talking to Clango's head which is on the floor]]
/ Lil' Sis: What's up down there?
/ Clango: Not much, just moist. / Lil' Sis: You slept out here all night?
/ Clango: 'Till the dawn's early light, yo. / [[Pan down, Clango's head is now visible, as is most of Lil' Sis]]
/ Clango: Doing the dew is more fun with a lady. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1069 |
| Li'l Sis: Alas, poor Clango / Clango: Oh, how clever! / Clango: You are totally the first person to make that joke. / Li'l Sis: Cut me a little slack, jerkalope. This is kind of freaking me out. / Clango: I think I can identify. | |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa with a gmpaign badge on a podium, with Red Robot to the right]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: Am I the president yet?
/ Red Robot: The election is not until next month. / Uncle Grandpa: Does that mean I'm not president? / Red Robot: Merely a technicality. / Uncle Grandpa: Being president rules because you get free hot dogs.
/ Red Robot: And an army! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1071 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa with campaign badge on a podium]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: Hey! You vegans! / [[Two Vegan/Hippy girls enter]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: Are you ladies registered to vote?
/ Vegan/Hippy Chick #2: Yup
/ Vegan Chick: Twice / Uncle Grandpa: You know there's only one candidate for president this year that has absolutely no meat in him? / Uncle Grandpa: Me. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1072 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa with campaign badge on a podium, two vegan/hippie girls to right]]
/ Vegan/Hippie Chick #2: Where does your party stand on foreign oil? / Uncle Grandpa: I HATE IT! Those poor planktons deserved to LIVE!
/ Vegan Chick: So cute! / Uncle Grandpa: I have a proposal to introduce macrobiotic gluten-free cars by the year 2059! / Uncle Grandpa: A vote for me is a vote for carfutti! / [[Transition: Back in the Robocratic campaign headquaters...]] / [[Uncle grandpa and Red Robot]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: How'd I do out there?
/ Red Robot: Amazingly! You tricked vegetarians! / Uncle Grandpa: Is that hard?
/ Red Robot: Do you know how carefully they read food labels? http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1073 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete, outside in the daytime]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: (thinks) I spy with my little eye some very kissable granola! / [[Two Vegan/Hippy girls enter]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: You ladies look like you really care about important issues! / Vegan Chick: Wow, how did you know? / Indie Rock Pete: Well, nose rings and white-girl dreadlocks are what passes for politics these days. / [[Girls leave in disgust]] / [[Indie Rock Pete on his own, sky gets darker]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Hey, where are you two going? / Indie Rock Pete: (shouting) You fickle slactivists! / Indie Rock Pete: So much for my back-door draft. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1074 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis with Clango's head on her back, outside in the daytime]]
/ Lil' Sis: Keeping it real back there, Threepio? / Clango: I've got no body! You could say I've been better. / Clango: I thnk I might be suffering from Phantom Boner Syndrome too.
/ Lil' Sis: Eww! Don't say that on my back! / [[Maura in bed with Clango's body]]
/ Maura: Clango, you are a sex machine! Rawr! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1075 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Uncle Grandpa with campaign badge sitting on a podium, with Maura to the right]]
/ Uncle Grandpa: Maura! Are you registered to vote yet?
/ Maura: Nah. / Uncle Grandpa: What kind of attitude is that? / Maura: It's mostly disillusionment. / Maura: Plus maybe a dab of apathy just for flavor. / Maura: I used to vote and volunteer before I realized just how futile it all was. / Maura: The Pizza Party U.S.A. was a good idea, but America wasn't ready for a third party. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1076 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Indie Rock Pete and Pale Suzi]]
/ Indie Rock Pete: Helloween? Me? Not this year. / Indie Rock Pete: I'm not stressing out just so I can get dressed up like every other jerk out there. / Indie Rock Pete: Just so I can get a little candy like every other jerk out there. / Indie Rock Pete: Just so I can go to the dentist like every other jerk out there. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1077 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Lil' Sis carrying Clango's head on her back. Outside night is falling]]
/ Lil' Sis: I don't think we're gonna find your body tonight, dude. / Clango: Does this mean I'm going to miss Halloween?
/ Lil' Sis: Crap! / [[Lil' Sis is now holding Clango's head]]
/ Lil' Sis: I forgot that was today.
/ Clango: I am a sad lil' modular boy with no candy. / Lil' Sis: Hmm ... / [[No Dialogue]] / [[Lil' Sis in a Chewbacca outfit, with Clango's head painted gold on her back]]
/ Lil' Sis: when in doubt, accessorize an old outfit.
/ Clango: Oh dear. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1078 |
| diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic | [[Electron Mike and Metal Steve. In black an white. Both wearing a fez]]
/ Electron Mike: Do you understand love? / Metal Steve: No more so than you. / Electron Mike: Is it just a biochemical response? / Electron Mike: Is it a defence Mechanism? / Electron Mike: Are we simply protecting ourselves? / Electron Mike: Or is there some higher cosmic truth holding all of us together? / [[No dialogue]] / Electron Mike: How can mere words possibly describe how I feel about you? / [[Torpor in Admiral Ackbar costume, Deathstar Mk2 picture in background]]
/ Torpor: It's a trap! http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1079 |
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