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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"A Stare Across the Void"}} / [[Clango and Red Robot are talking]] / Red Robot: SHOO! / Red Robot: WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND HERE. / Clango: Droids? / Red Robot: NOPE. / Clango: Anyone interested in a civil conversation? / Red Robot: NO HABLA SISSY-SPEAK. / [[Clango and Red Robot stare at each other]] / [[Maura looks on]] / Clango: Are you done? / Red Robot: THE WORK OF AN ALPHA MALE IS NEVER DONE. / Clango: See you around, Mr. & Mrs. Paranoid Android. / [[Clango exits, frame left]] / [[Red Robot walks up to Maura]] / Red Robot: I'M PRETTY TOUGH, HUH? / Maura: Tough like rawhide panties. / [[Maura exits, frame right]]
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1290
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Dream A Little Dream Of Me"}} / [[An image of a hotdog wrapped in bacon and avocado fills a dream-bubble]] / Voice: Daddy? / Voice: It's so dark in here. / Voice: I'm scared. / [[Indie Rock Pete wakes up, sitting up in his bed, with a "Ghost World" poster over it]] / [[Cut to Pete talking to Lil' Sis]] / Sis: You dreamed about a talking hot dog wrapped in bacon and avocado? / Pete: Yup. / Sis: And it was crying? / Pete: What does it mean? / Sis: Do you have an illegitimate kid in California?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1291
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"I Was A Teen-Age Twenty-Something"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete and Lil' Sis are talking]] / Pete: I am the worst vegetarian ever. / Sis: Don't sell yourself short, Pete. You suck at LOTS of things! / Pete: You couldn't resist, huh? / Sis: Wasting sarcasm is a sin. / Pete: Why can't I ever complain about my problems without you changing the subject? / [[Pete sports a 5 o'clock shadow]] / Sis: Maybe you should have more entertaining problems. / [[The shadow grows to a stubble]] / Sis: Perhaps you could suffer from lycanthropy? / [[The stubble has grown into a beard.]]
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1292
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Ninety-Nine Problems But A Schtick Ain't One"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete, sporting a beard, and Lil' Sis are talking]] / Pete: I keep trying to be a vegetarian but I keep screwing up. / Sis: So? Just stop screwing up! / Sis: What? / Sis: Too simple of a solution? / Pete: I wish someone would just pass a law and make meat illegal. / Pete: Government should protect me from salami. / Sis: If meatballs are illegal, only criminals will have subs.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1293
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Bluetooth Cave Paintings"}} / [[Eve, sporting a mullet, and Electron Mike are talking]] / Eve: Electron Mike, do you remember the world before the internet? / [[Mike gives eve an aghast look and his hair greys at the temples]] / [[Mike's temples fade to dark grey]] / Mike: Oh, I remember the horror of pre-ROFL America QUITE well. / Eve: What was it like? / Mike: Terrible! Horrible! No Good! VERY BAD! / Mike: Once I had to drive somewhere without so much as a Google map or a cellphone. / [[Mike has turned into a caveman]] / Eve: You poor devils. / Mike: Life was cheap for us cowboys and cavemen.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1294
 
Boys Will Buy Anthing If It Is Vaguely Penis-Shaped [[Several different colored Sharpie markers are seen in the background giving off their odor in the first panel. Characters appear in the foreground.]] / Maura: WHAT SMELLS LIKE EMBALMING? / Kevin: SHARPIES SMELL SO GOOD, I MADE MYSELF A COLOGNE OUT OF THEM. / Maura: KEVIN, YOU ARE CRAZIER THAN COCAINE ON DRUGS. / Kevin: BREATHE DEEEEEPLY. I GET SEXIER THE MORE VAPORS YOU INHALE.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1295
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Emmett Brown's Honey-Oat Lager"}} / [[Kevin makes eye contact with Maura]] / Maura: Can I help you with something? / Kevin: I've got a bad case of celibacy and I'd LOVE to get your opinion on it. / Maura: My opinion is that line MIGHT have worked on a drunk chick in 1982. / Kevin: I've got the time machine if you've got the beer. / [[Kevin and Maura leer at each other]]
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1296
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Slippery When Whetted"}} / [[Clango and Red Robot are talking]] / Clango: So I told him, "deep frying is how you show food how much you truly love it." / Red Robot: ! / Clango: Funny, huh? / Red Robot: ... / [[An antenna begins to rise from Red Robot's head]] / [[The antenna shoots out signal waves]] / Red Robot: ALARM! ALARM! CHASTITY ALERT LEVEL FIVE! / Clango: Are you ok, Red? / Red Robot: MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BECOME AROUSED. / Clango: I bet she's thinking fondly of you right this very moment. / [[The antenna retracts back into Red Robot's head]] / [[Cut to Kevin and Maura talking]] / Kevin: So, what's your sign? / Maura: "Click it or ticket."
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1297
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Neutered By Neutrons"}} / [[Kevin and Maura are talking]] / Kevin: So, your place or mine? / Maura: How about yours? / Maura: For you. / Maura: Alone. / Kevin: That sucks! I thought you were EASY. / Maura: Blowing up a city is EASY...if you've got a nuke. / Maura: Do you even have a working spear?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1298
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Mullet Allergy"}} / [[Kevin and Maura are talking]] / Maura: Well, EXCUSE me for having a mullet allergy! / Maura: Make outs equal break outs! / Maura: One kiss from your power chords and I'd be covered in bad denim jackets anad Judas Priest patches. / Kevin: Think you're too good for me, huh? / Maura: Welcome to the jungle of my mind! / Kevin: I'm outta here. Have fun dying alone. / [[ Kevin exits frame left]] / [[Cut to Clango looking on sadly]]
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1299
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura standing alone]] / [[Clango staring at Maura, looking conflicted. Indie Rock Pete speaks from off-panel.]] / Indie Rock Pete: I know what you're thinking. Don't do it. / [[Clango's heart-shaped niceness gland beats.]] / Indie Rock Pete: I can see your niceness gland swelling up from all the way over here. / Clango: She looks so lonely. / Indie Rock Pete: Think of her as a song you used to like. / Indie Rock Pete:...until that song was overplayed a million times on the radio. / [[Clango's niceness gland breaks.]] / Indie Rock Pete: Except that in this case, the radio is some other guy's bed.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1300
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Meat Extruder"}} / [[Clango and Indie Rock Pete, sporting a beard, are talking]] / Pete: Clango, you need to quit obsessing about your ex-girlfriend. / Pete: How about we go out for veggie dogs and I teach you how to hold a grudge? / Clango: Eww. Veggie dogs are like buying a 'real doll' of your dead wife. / Clango: Yeah, well...if you really are a vegetarian, you need to let go of this crazy obsession with hot dogs. / Pete: My point exactly. / [[Pete pokes Clango with a veggie-dog in a bun]] / Clango: That tickles! / Pete: Poink poink
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1301
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"The Radish Gambit"}} / [[Clango and Indie Rock Pete, sporting a beard, are talking. Ali is thinking of a radish at frame right]] / Clango: Hotcha veggie mama! / Pete: Betcha twenty bucks I can talk her into coming back to my place in under 30 seconds. / [[Clango and Pete alone]] / Clango: Whatever! You're homely and she's got common sense. / Pete: Then put your money where your horse's ass is! / Clango: I think you mean 'horse's mouth'. / Pete: Green is green. You chicken? / Clango: Heck no! I'll bet you fifty. / Pete: I shall B.R.B. for my bling. / [[Pete moves off frame right]] / [[Pete is talking to Ali]] / Pete: Ali, can you help me with somehing? / Ali: What now, peter? / Pete: I'm trying to learn to knit and it's a lot harder than I expected. / [[Ali has a floaty-heart above her head]]
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1302
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"The Mating Game"}} / [[Clango and Indie Rock Pete, sporting beard, are talking]] / Clango: I can't believe you lied to that girl just to make her like you! / Pete: Believe it! (She did) / Pete: Lying is a valid courtship ritual. / Clango: 'Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.' / Pete: What's weaving got to do with it? I told her I knew how to knit. / Pete: It annoys me just how often you men confuse the two.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1303
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Petroleum-Based Abstinence"}} / [[Maura and Red Robot are talking]] / Maura: Who wants make-outs? / Red Robot: UGH. NOT TODAY. / Maura: How come? I'm suddenly not attractive? / Red Robot: ENERGY PRICES ARE TOO HIGH FOR SEX RIGHT NOW. / Red Robot: MEET ME IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY HUMMER AS SOON AS GAS DROPS BACK BELOW THREE BUCKS A GALLON. / Maura: We don't have to run the car's engine to rev up our own, hon. / Red Robot: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. THIS UNIT DOES NOT RUN ON CABBAGE AND GOOD INTENTIONS. / Maura: Perhaps it's finally time to go solar. / [[Cut to a field with a smiling sun, Red Robot with a frustrated smoke above his head, and Maura happily hugging a tree]]
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1304
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Couldn't See It Coming"}} / [[Maura and Red Robot are talking]] / Maura: Quit whining about higher gas prices! / Red Robot: U.S.A.! U.S.A.! I KNOW MY RIGHTS. / Maura: At least it's not as exp- / Maura: Expen- / [[Red Robot begins to fade out]] / Maura: Expensive as- / [[Maura makes dotted-line eye contact with something out of frame, and Red Robot fades even more]] / [[Cut to Maura, Red Robot, and a uniformed, crew-cutted Eve against a camoflage backdrop]] / Maura: Eve? / Red Robot: MY, WHAT AN UNCONVENTIONALLY SEXY WARHEAD. / Eve: "Hoo-ha!" "Boo-yah!" Et cetera.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1305
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Be All That You Can Be- In The Bronte Reserve"}} / [[Maura and a uniformed & crew-cutted Eve are talking]] / Maura: You joined the army? / Eve: Green as life & twice as bratty. / Maura: I thought you were an avowed anarchist? / Maura: I thought you HATED the military-industrial complex? / Maura: What happened to the charming, wonky idealist I used to make out with? / Eve: My student loans KIND OF kicked in. / Eve: And I majored in 19th century literature. / Eve: Sir!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1306
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Indie Rock Pete: It's tough being me / Lil' Sis: The tears, they well up in my eyes / LS: Talk to me when you get a job or enroll in school / IRP: I work hard at being a learned man. I read internet messageboards all day long! / LS: Homer, Plato, Euclid, Fark. The classics. / LS: I'm going to go to school now so I can become a dentist. / LS: Maybe someday I'll get to hurt you without breaking the law!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1307
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"The Smartest Hygienists In The Room"}} / [[Indie Rock Pete, sporting a beard, and Lil' Sis are talking]] / Pete: You're a hot girl, why study to be a dentist? / Pete: Why not just get by on your good looks like I do? / [[Pete and Sis smirk at each other]] / Sis: My dad was a professional gambler / Sis: My mom was a vice president at Enron. My sister was a porn star. / Sis: I guess I'm just a rebel.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1308
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic You're scary. / Because I'm smart or because you're dumb? / / Neither, but you're thinking "Both." / You know me well. / Well enough to know it isn't worth fighting back with you. / Hooray for me! I trained a monkey. / Ook you. / You wish, chimpy.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1309
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{title: Fifty States, Fifty Slogans}} / [["Delaware" text in bright red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Delaware! Women, children, and corporations first! / [["New Hampshire" text in blue-grey]] / Clango Cyclotron: New Hampshire! We vote so you don't have to! / [["Alabama" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Alabama! Small town charm, big city violence. / [["Oklahoma" text in black]] / Clango Cyclotron: Oklahoma! Like Texas with humility. / [["Pennsylvania" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Pennsylvania! Confusing road signs! Coal fires! Liberty! / [["Oregon" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Oregon! West coast weather, no rolling blackouts. / [["Wyoming" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Wyoming! Ancestral homeland of President Cheney! / [["Washington" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Washington! Somehow famous for both apples AND Microsoft! / [["Vermont" text in dark green]] / Clango Cyclotron: Vermont! Green on so many levels. / [["Wisconsin" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Wisconsin! Cheesy, creamy, delicious. / [["South Dakota" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: South Dakota! Stolen from indians, but at least we admit it in our name. / [["North Dakota" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: North Dakota! We admitted it first, dammit. / [["New York" text in blue-gray]] / Clango Cyclotron: New York! Powered by clean-burning natural sass. / [["Connecticut" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Connecticut! It's not New Jersey! / [["Rhode Island" text in blue-gray]] / Clango Cyclotron: Rhode Island! New England's very own Pete Best. / [["Minnesota" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Minnesota! Fist of the North Star State. / Clango Cyclotron: We also invented Post-Its! / Lil' Sis: You're trying too hard. / [["Florida" text in orange]] / Clango Cyclotron: Florida! Where fun goes to die. / [["Louisiana" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Louisiana! Scenic gateway to oppression, inequality, and wild parties! / [["California" text in blue]] / Clango Cyclotron: California! Come for the movies, stay for the gridlock. / [["Idaho" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Idaho! We're known for our taters but we're PROUD of our nihilism. / [["New Jersey" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: New Jersey! (That was the joke) / [["North Carolina" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: North Carolina! You can still smoke in our airport! / [["South Carolina" text in green]] / Clango Cyclotron: South Carolina! We do have a distinct cultural identity if you bother to pay attention. / [["Nevada" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Nevada! Paying for sex was never this legal! / [["Utah" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Utah! Sun, sand, polygamy! / [["Maine" text in dark red, background purple]] / Clango Cyclotron: Maine! The raisin to Canada's grape. / [["Colorado" text in dark green]] / Clango Cyclotron: Colorado! We are SO high. / [["Virginia" text in purple]] / Clango Cyclotron: Virginia! We make slavery seem genteel! / [["West Virginia" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: West Virginia! You call it coal, we call it affordable diamonds. / [["Missouri" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Missouri! Show me your state, I'll show you mine. / [["Massachusetts" text in blue-gray]] / Clango Cyclotron: Massachusetts! There's a Kennedy born every minute. / [["Arkansas" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Arkansas! Come get your Little Rocks off! / [["Tennessee" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Tennessee! Imagine if Nine-essee went up to eleven. / [["Kansas" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Kansas! America's midriff, just add navel ring. / [["Maryland" text in blue-green]] / Clango Cyclotron: Maryland! Wahsington DC's security blanket. / [["Hawaii" text in indigo]] / Clango Cyclotron: Hawaii! The prettiest girl showed up last at the party. / [["Alaska" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Alaska! Too big for virgins, too cold for sluts. / [["Georgia" text in dark green]] / Clango Cyclotron: Georgia! Okefenokee is okey-dokey. / Lil' Sis: Huh? / [["Iowa" text in dark green]] / Clango Cyclotron: Iowa! Or: How I Learned To Stop Worying And Love The Corn. / [["Montana" text in purple]] / Clango Cyclotron: Montana! The biggest sky allowed by law without a prescription. / [["Arizona" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Arizona! When it comes to fun, we don't mesa around. / [["Texas" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Texas! Battleground in the war on humidity. / [["Kentucky" text in dark blue]] / Clango Cyclotron: Kentucky! The grass is always bluest on the other side of your mom / [["Mississippi" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Mississippi! You call it racism, we call it tourism. / [["Illinois" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Illinois! Home of Al Capone, Abe Lincoln, Bill Murray & Ira Glass. / [["Indiana" text in blue]] / Clango Cyclotron: Indiana! It's not fair! We always have to go after Illinois. / [["Ohio" text in dark red]] / Clango Cyclotron: Ohio! It really seemed like a good idea on paper. / [["Nebraska" text in green]] / Clango Cyclotron: Would you like grain with your meth? / [["New Mexico" text in purple, background medium-dark blue]] / Clango Cyclotron: New Mexico! You say Albuqueer, we say Albuquirky. / [["Oklahoma" text in dark red, background medium blue]] / Clango Cyclotron: Oklahoma! Like Texas... / Lil' Sis: You did that one already. / [[background medium-light blue]] / Clango Cyclotron: Fifty states, fifty slogans! / [[background light blue]] / Clango Cyclotron: Not bad, huh? / [[background dark red]] / Lil' Sis: You forgot Michigan.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1310
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{title: Ypsilanti Dreamin'}} / [[background red]] / Lil' Sis: Michigan demands to be made fun of! / [[background white]] / Clango Cyclotron: Jeez, I got the other forty-nine states. Isn't that good enough? / [[background blue]] / Lil' Sis: Do you really want to go through life one state shy of a union? / Clango Cyclotron: Making fun of things is hard work. / Lil' Sis: Make with the funny, Saget. / Clango Cyclotron: I can't with you yelling at me! / Lil' Sis: Fine, I'LL do it, Mr Pee-shy. / [[background features map of Michigan on blue background, with "pinch" north of the eastern edge of the northern coast of the lower peninsula]] / Lil' Sis: Michigan! The fingers that pinch God's ass. / God: Ow! / Clango Cyclotron: Does that mean Canada is God? / Lil' Sis: It DOES take America to fifty states to do what Canada does in just thirteen provinces. / Clango Cyclotron: Ten provinces and three territories. / Lil' Sis: NOW you're a perfectionist?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1311
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Do you know whats funny about both Canada AND America? / States and provinces start out really small on the east coast... / ...but they get bigger as you move west. / ALERT THE MEDIA! You read a map! / I wonder if making a country is like writing a book report? / You start small but just keep bumping up the font size as you get closer to the end. / You KNOW you have to fill the whole thing, but keep running out of new topic sentences. / Does that make sense? / Yeah / manifest destiny just isn't as awe-inspiring in 32pt comic sans / WHATEVER FILLS THE ALLOTTED SPACE, I GUESS.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1312
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Lil' Sis: Let me see your iPod so I can make fun of you. / [[iPod screen with "stolen music, stolen music 2, music i stole, downloaded music, videogame songs, johnny cash" as categories"]] / Lil' Sis: Apparently "Stolen" is a genre now? / Electron Mike: "American copyright law is biased against citizens" was too long for the screen. / Lil' Sis: Who are the "Johnny cashes"? / Electron Mike: Johnny Cash is a gangsta.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1313
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Hi-Fi Hi-Jack"}} / [[Lil' Sis and Electron Mike, wearing his iPod, are talking]] / Sis: What would you do if I stole your precious iPod? / Mike: I'd call the cops. 911! 187! Geeky toy emergency! / Sis: But what if I told the cops it was full of music you stole? / Mike: I'd tell my mommy! And maybe cry a little. / [[Sis smirks and Mike looks away uncomfortably]] / Mike: That or I'd just buy another one because I'm overpaid + have no love in my life.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1314
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Pearls of Wisdom From a Porn Star With a Drinking Problem"}} / [[Maura with a bottle of beer in hand]] / Maura: If you have to fight over a woman, you will not have enough energy to get her off properly. / Maura: Hot dogs aren't just food. They can also be entertainment. / Maura: Save your condom receipts. Write off them rubbers! / Maura: Don't mix work with pleather. / Maura: Never date a man who will not make his own sandwich. / Maura: Never date a woman who won't let you make your own sandwich. / Maura: If a guy needs to tie you up to get turned on, buy him a dog and move on. / Maura: Stay in school. Eat your vegetables. Work your kegels. / Maura: You can never use too much lube. / {{ Maura Glee is the best-selling author of "Drink Your Way To A Perfect Body" and currently plans to die alone. }}
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1315
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Good Old Fashioned Anti-Depressants"}} / [[Lil' Sis and Maura, beer in hand, are talking]] / Sis: You're drunk! / Maura: You're a meanie! / Maura: How am I supposed to both watch the news and be sober? / Maura: It's a paradox. / Sis: Dress it up however you want, I still don't approve. / Maura: I need your approval? What are you, my mother against drunk driving? / Maura: Fun is not a crime unless you're operating a motor vehicle.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1316
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Canis Major, What's Your Malfunction?"}} / [[Lil' Sis and Maura, beer in hand, are talking]] / Sis: I think you may have a drinking problme. / Maura: Yeah, well...um...I think you may have a problem with my ability to drink. / [[Sis frowns, Maura smirks]] / Maura: Refute that one, miss congressional dork subcommittee. / Sis: I worry about you, you're my sister. / Maura: You should worry more about coming between me and my beloved stupor. / Sis: I would never dream of coming between comrade bear & her cub. / [[Sis and Maura stare at each other]] / Sis: Do people still go insane from syphillis? / Maura: Wouldn't you like to know.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1317
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Every Cloud Has A Silver Lithium Dioxide Lining""}} / [[Clango and Red Robot are talking]] / Clango: I like being a robot. / Red Robot: I HATE BEING A ROBOT. / Clango: It's cool being stronger + tougher than most folks / Red Robot: IT SUCKS TO BE SEEN AS NOTHING MORE THAN BRUTE LABOR. / Clango: My computer-brain helped me be president of the chess club. / Red Robot: I CAN'T LOOK AROUND A ROOM WITHOUT CALCULATING EVERYONE'S BOILING POINT. / Clango: You're in one of those moods. / Clango: I could give you ice cream and you'd claim lactose intolerance. / Red Robot: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE IS THE NEW TEMPORARY INSANITY DEFENSE. / Clango: I thought that was the new racism? / Red Robot: CLASSISM IS THE NEW RACISM.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1318
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{"Cyborgs...Mysterious Super-Cajuns From The Year Three Thousand!"}} / [[Clango and Red Robot are talking]] / Red Robot: CLANGO, DO YOU THINK I COULD PASS FOR A HU-MAN? / Clango: Maybe with a couple of beards. / [[Red Robot thought-bubbles a heart-eyed Isaac Hayes]] / Red Robot: I WONDER IF ONE CAN STILL BUY FOLLICES THIS LATE AT NIGHT? / Clango: But what? You hate hu-mans! / Red Robot: SWEET, SWEET MURDEROUS SUBTERFUGE. / Clango: You've got anger issues, Red Robot. / Clango: Gold-foil, diamond-etched, creme-filled, limited-edition, collector's item number one anger issues.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1319
 

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