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For Every Season... Burn, Burn, Burn Indie Rock Pete: Nobody understands me. / Clango Cyclotron: You're a 45 rpm man in a 33 rpm world. / Indie Rock Pete: Clango, I'm serious! / Clango Cyclotron: I think the word is "humorless." / Indie Rock Pete: I have a sense of humor. / Clango Cyclotron: Yeah, as long as it's at someone else's expense. / Indie Rock Pete: I can't help it, the exchange rate's awesome. / {{title text: For Every Season... Burn, Burn, Burn}}
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1804
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: It's hard work being at the top of the food chain. / Lil' Sis: You don't even eat! / Clango: A real american can consume without a mouth. / Lil' Sis: You certainly have the other hole covered. / {{title text: nothing in, garbage out}}
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1810
This Wasn't in the Script Otakate: Maura! Wanna come over and watch a movie we made? / Maura: Sure, I love talkin' shop. / Maura: Especially if I get to see if you're a natural bluenette. / <> / Otakate: It's not a porno! We made a film for kids. / Maura: You sick sickos! / Otakate: Not like that. / Maura: Whew / Maura: I'm not sure if I'm more freaked out by my imagination, or the discovery that I have moral limits.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1820
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic A Tale Of Two Sisters / Please? I never ask you for anything. / Only because I taught you to pick pockets when you were five. / Suck my Dickens! You always got your cut. / You were cuter before you could be prosecuted as an adult. / All I want is money for a tattoo. / Prove you can keep a boyfriend for a month and it's a deal. / You expect me to stay interested in something for a whole month? / On second thought, this could be fun.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1822
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic {{title text: Pb or Not Pb, That Is the Question}} / [[Panel 1 - Lil' Sis and Pale Suzie face each other on a white background]] / Lil' Sis: Why do goths wear black? / [[Panel 2 - Lil' Sis and Pale Suzie face each other on a red background]] / [[the word "blood" is in red text, "gravy" is brown, everything else is standard black]] / Lil' Sis: To cover the blood or the gravy stains? / Pale Suzie: Both, if I cooked and ate you. / [[Panel 3 - Lil' Sis and Pale Suzie face each other on a gray background]] / Lil' Sis: Is that the anemia talking? / Pale Suzie: Says the girl who lunches on lead paint.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1828
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Electron Mike: Katie, will you fix my server? / Otakatie: Huh? / Electron Mike: You appear to have "root". / Electron Mike: It's funny because it's about hair dye and computers!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1829
diesel sweeties [[Title: I ONLY TAKE AZURE BETS]] / Electron Mike: WHY DO YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME DYING YOUR HAIR? / Electron Mike: YOU'D BE REALLY CUTE IN YOUR NATURAL BROWN! / OtaKate: LIKE A MOUSE? / [[Color scheme shifts from blue to brown for one panel with no dialogue. A mouse head appears in OtaKate's hair. The next panel returns to normal.]] / OtaKate: YOU MAY THINK SO, BUT YOU EAT FRIES WITHOUT KETCHUP. / Electron Mike: I LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE, NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE EASY TO FIND IN A CROWD. / OtaKate: SO IF I LOVE YOU, DON'T CHANGE? [[Hearts appear around Electron Mike's head.]]
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1830
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic RIDING MEWER PUTT PUTT PUTT / PUTT PUTT PUTT / PUTT PUTT PUTT / MEW? / BONK / / TOTAL CARNAGE
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1841
diesel sweeties: Twenty-First Century Cat Lady I am Celestia, high priestess of whichever animal deity is trendy at the moment. / This is my legion of the darned...cats. / Sergeant Stinky: Wrongly blamed for ferret odors! / Charlie Catlin: One year old and held responsible for all the crimes of Hitler. / Haircut: Ironically named and coiffed with cruelty. / Crown Prince Meow Zhong: Exiled from his homeland in a historically inaccurate manner. / Tempeh the Ghost Cat: Forced to become a vegetarian against his will. / Their mission? / Distract me from dealing with normal human emotions!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1844
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic title: Learning Via Osmosis / Indie Rock Pete: I'm scared of dying alone. / Maura: Stop. Right. THERE. / Maura: Girls can smell fear. / Maura: It is a zesty melange of Axe body spray and Mommy's cooking. / Pete: I'm doomed by bad cologne and matzoh ball soup. / Maura: Could be worse. / Maura: At least you don't smell like desperation. / Maura: Pizza rolls and latex... with a 'touch' of hand cream.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1881
 
diesel sweeties - "Cynics: Realists You Don't Agree With Yet" [[Banner in the background, DARE TO HOPE * ELECTION 2008 * PREPARE TO BE DISAPPOINTED ]] / Lil' Sis: Not exactly the political honesty I was hoping for. / Clango: Even a vegan will eat a cheeseburger if the road trip is long enough.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1957
But Trucksticles Are Legal Because Women Can't Enjoy Them Border guard: Welcome to Canada. / BG: Anything to declare? / Maura: I didn't vote for you-know-who! / Maura: Or the guy who bosses him around. I'm not even allowed to vote! / BG: Are you a felon, ma'am? / Maura: Convicted of selling latex penises in Alabama. / BG: Free for dinner, ma'am?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1961
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Why are you so mad? What did I do?! / Clango: Sweetie, will you at least tell me? / [[Maura glares]] / Clango: Irrational flesh-ling! Why must I love you?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=2000
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Metal Steve: Hey, Enigmatic Monolith! How's it hoverin'? / / Metal Steve: What? / Metal Steve: You want to push me to the next stage of evolution? / Metal Steve: Nah, I'm good. / Metal Steve: I think I'll hold out for the new iPhone.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/2001
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Why are you so mad? What did I do? / Clango: Sweetie, Will you at least tell me? / [[silence]] / Irrational flesh-ling! Why must I love you?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=15587
 

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