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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic I'm more indie. I don't even have a job. / Ha! I'm more indie! I haven't had a date yet this year! / We're either both very indie, or we're both big losers.
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Trash Compacter [[Clango and Red Robot]] / Red Robot: Crush all hu-mans! / Red Robot: Crush all hu-mans! / Clango: Uh-oh. Did she dump you for another guy? / Red Robot: CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!
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[[Lil' Sis and Maura]] / Lil' Sis: How did you find out Clango was a virgin when you first dated? / Lil' Sis: Did he still have an unbroken freshness seal or something? / Maura: We're very honest with eachother. He just told me. / Maura: IT WAS A VERY TENDER MOMENT, YOU JERKASS.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Sister: You're not a real cowboy, you're just a nerd. / Nerd: It may be news to you, but it's nerds that matter. / Nerd: I scoff at your idea of "cowboys", madame! / Sister: Hmm, I guess nerds do keep the free porn flowing.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Indie Rock Pete, can I read that zine you made? / Indie Rock Pete: Are you really gonna it? / Indie Rock Pete: You can't buy a copy if you're not really gonna read it. / Indie Rock Pete: I only let my mom buy pity-copies.
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art mint [[Lil' Sis and Eve, in bed]] / Lil' Sis: That was awesome! I feel way more hip, swank, and worldly! / Eve: Bisexuality will do that. / Eve: Why, it's even more effective than FOUR YEARS of art school! / Lil' Sis: I need a breath mint. [[winks]]
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Electron Mike: the first rule of Fight Club! / Electron Mike: Never make out with anyone in Fight Club! / Metal Steve: Really? / Metal Steve: Crap.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Indie Rock Pete: You know Scott, the two of use sure have a lot in common. / Indie Rock Pete: I, too, get loads of grief for being so far ahead of the curve. / Indie Rock Pete: Of course, my ideas are posited for the express purpose of getting girls naked. / Scott: Can I just make a pun about juxtaposition and distance myself from that remark?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Charles: Hey, I was in Canada. Did I miss anything? / Clango: You know that girl who used to have the hots for you? / Charles: Let me guess. She now dates girls? / Clango: Desirability must be such a burden.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Indie Rock Pete: Yo, that chick was hot. / Metal Steve: What are you talking about? She's like eight months pregnant! / Indie Rock Pete: Buffoon! You miss the obvious! / Indie Rock Pete: The best part about pregnant women is that you can't get them pregnant!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Lil' Sis: Can you sue a guy for sleeping with you and not giving you an orgasm? / Maura: I dunno, I guess that depends on just how legally binding oral contracts are. / Lil' Sis: ... / Lil' Sis: Ha ha ha! I get it.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Metal Steve: OK, I'll cede to you on one point - you can't get pregnant women pregnant. / Metal Steve: But as a counter-point, you have to assume someone got them pregnant. / Metal Steve: Which means they are probably not looking to date you. / Indie Rock Pete: Bah! That's where America's crumbling moral fiber kicks in!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Joel: Wanna come to my cook-out? / Indie Rock Pete: Do not try to thwart my tasty vegetarian-style convictions! / Joel: You have convictions? / Indie Rock Pete: I wholeheartedly believe in cute girls who like soy milk.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: Wait a minute! Hatred is not a family value? / Maura: That's what the bumper sticker says. / Clango: But what does that say about love?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Maura: What up! My name is M.C. Menses and my flow be fresh. / Indie Rock Pete: ! / Indie Rock Pete: Eww!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Eve: Polygamy! / Lil' Sis: That's your answer to everything! Jeez! / Eve: It's a very flexible answer. / Lil' Sis: Am I not enough woman for you?!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Roger: ZZZ / Clango: How cute! Roger's sleeping in our bed. / Maura: You wanna go make out on the couch instead?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Clango: I've got the blues real bad. / Metal Steve: Have you tried drinking? That works for most rock stars. / Clango: I'm a robot. That wouldn't really help. / Metal Steve: So you're straight edge?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking with Red Robot]] / Indie Rock Pete: One, two, three, four! What are we fighting for? I'm a protester! / Red Robot: Feh! Fighting is a pathetic, inefficient hu-man construction. / Red Robot: I prefer pure, unadulterated slaughter! / Indie Rock Pete: Sorry, I'm also a vegetarian.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking with Metal Steve]] / Indie Rock Pete: I need a name for me indie rock band. Which is better- / Indie Rock Pete: "The Cameraderie brothers" / Indie Rock Pete: Or perhaps "Fellatio from Grace"? / Metal Steve: How about "Dog Crap in Full Effect"
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic CLANGO: SERIOUSLY, DO YOU ONLY DATE ME FOR MY VIBRATE MODE? / MAURA: DON'T BE AN ASS-BUTT! / MAURA: I DATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A VERY SWEET LIL' MECHANICAL MAN. / MAURA: SERIOUSLY
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Do you prefer to make your love locally, or do you import it? / That's an excellent question! Nowadays I manufacture it right here in the states. / I used to do it all overseas, but between the strong U.S. dollar and the bear market... / Huh?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic Maura: I think I'm going to reopen my porn site. I need more to do. / Clango: Great! It's always good to have fun, challanging work! / / Maura: You are the most supportive boy-friend ever.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic COLLIN "DOC" CUNNINGHAM: I SMOKE AND I VOTE. / LIL'SIS: I FLIRT AND I VOTE. / JOEL: I CODE AND I VOTE. / INDIE ROCK PETE: I WOULD VOTE, BUT ROCK STARS WITH POLITICS ARE SO PASSÉ THESE DAYS.
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis talking with Eve]] / Lil' Sis: I think I might be pregnant. / Eve: Don't blame me! I'm a girl! / Lil' Sis: Thank you for taking me seriously the one time I want you to. / Eve: Wait a minute! Does this mean you're cheating on me?!
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete and Lil' Sis talking]] / Lil' Sis: I read a scientific study the other day! On a web page, even! / Lil' Sis: It explained that more attractive people go further in the workplace! / [[No dialogue]] / Lil' Sis: Still unemployed?
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Joel talking with Maura]] / Maura: Joel, woudl you mind talking to Clango for me? / Maura: He's really worried about "fitting in." / [[Joel Smirks]] / Maura: Socially! Nothing to do with sex!
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Clango: Why are rap songs called "joints"? / Indie Rock Pete: I think it's cuz their jams are "flaming" like a lit cigarette. / Clango: I think you meant "blazing". / Indie Rock Pete: Must you make everything into a gay joke?
Maura: Are you okay? Eve said you thought you were pregnant. / Lil' Sis: Aww. Ever the concerned older sister! / Lil' Sis: I'm fine. The whole thing just wound up being a fragment of underdone potato. / Maura: Does this potato have a name or were you really, *really* drunk?
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Red Robot talking to Johnny Toaster]] / Red Robot: Hey, Johnny Toaster! / Red Robot: There's nothing like a successful day in court to cheer up this Red Robot! / [[Uncle Grandpa pops up some toast]] / Uncle Grandpa: <> / Red Robot: I pled mechanical failure and got off on all nine counts ot manslaughter! Ha ha!
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