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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete and .. Bloke ... are talking.]] / Indie Rock Pete: Thongs! / Bloke: G-Strings! / Indie Rock Pete: Thongs! / Bloke: Give it up. you know I have the moral high ground on this issue.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=210
Lil' Sis: I think I am going to change my middle name to "Foxy." / Metal Steve: Funk that! Do you even have a *first* name?! / Lil' Sis: I slept with you and you don't even know my first name?! / Lil' Sis: No wonder I keep having pregnancy scares. Sheesh.
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis talking with Metal Steve]] / Lil' Sis: Are you sure that we never slept together? I'm usually quite good at remembering faces. / Metal Steve: I'm 100% certain. (I've never actually slept with anyone.) / [[Lil' Sis smiles]] / [[Indie Rock Pete and Joel are listening in.]]
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=212
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango holding a laptop talking to Maura]] / Clango: I never thought I'd say this- / Clango: I need to delete some of the nudie pics I have of you on my laptop. / [[Maura looks sad/angry]] / Clango: I meant "isn't it amazing how cheap big hard drives are these days?"
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=213
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Red Robot talking with Eve]] / Red Robot: Eve, why do you nto call me or nuzzle me anymore? / Eve: You know how dance fads come and go? Remember disco? / Red Robot: No. Explain this further. / Eve: See, that's just it. I don't remember disco either... but it does embarrass me.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=214
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil Sis is in the bathroom, looking into the mirror wearing only a towel]] / Lil Sis: WITH SKIN THIS SOFT, IT'S A WONDER MY EYES DON'T FALL OUT. / Lil Sis: I HAVE MY BEST IDEAS IN THE BATHROON. SUCH AS: THE HELL WITH VIRGINITY!- / Lil Sis: THE DAY A BOY BECOMES A MAN IS THE DAY HE REALIZES THAT EVEN PRETTY GIRLS GO POOP. / [[Lil Sis walks away from the mirror]] / Lil Sis: WHICH, INCIDENTALLY, SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=215
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Red Robot in a nightclub, talking to a lava-lamp]] / Red Robot: Hey there, lava-mama. / [[Lava lamp's blobs move]] / [[And some more]] / Red Robot: Disco snob!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=216
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura talking with Clango]] / Maura: Clango, how come you have to act like such a dumb kid sometimes? / Clango: When I was little my mom was "root" and I never got to have any fun. / Maura: There you go again with yet another incomprehensible geek joke! / Maura: No wonder I want to bump your trunk.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=217
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango talking with Red Robot]] / Red Robot: Apes have overrun the earth! I need murderous minions! / Red Robot: I need pick-axes! I need chain saws! I need exploders? / Clango: Those aren't apes! They're hu-mans. / Red Robot: Then I shall pulp them with my bare fists.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=218
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking at Lil' Sis]] / Indie Rock Pete: Three things which are NOT indie rock: / Indie Rock Pete: Major league baseball. / Indie Rock Pete: The catholic church. / Indie Rock Pete: Obvious breast augmentation.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=219
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking with Clango]] / Indie Rock Pete: Am I a big weenie for gettig excited when a girl calls me "pumpkin"? / Clango: Oh, Pete. That just means you have a soul. I sure wish that I had one. / Indie Rock Pete: I still have a soul? / Indie Rock Pete: Then where did I get this 20 bucks?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=220
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis talking with Maura]] / Lil' Sis: Damn it all to crap! / Lil' Sis: Mom's making me buy my own birth control now! / Maura: And does that mean you're going to get a job? / Lil' Sis: That depends on how hard it is to sell babies.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=221
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango talking wtih Johnny Toaster]] / Clango: Johnny Toaster! What's gotten into you today? / Clango: You promised WEEKS ago that you'd cat-sit Roger for me. / Clango: Hmm ... What if I bring you back a big loaf of sourdough? / Johnny Toaster: <> / [[Johnny Toaster is cat-sitting Roger the Cat, and burning bread]]
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=222
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic RED ROBOT #C-63: MISTER SHOCKWAVE...SIR? / RED ROBOT #C-63: THIS UNIT WOULD BE HONOURED TO RECIEVE YOUR AUTO-GRAPH. / SHOCKWAVE: AUTO-GRAPH? / RED ROBOT #C-63: THAT'S WHEN HE INCINERATED ME.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=223
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis talking with Metal Steve]] / Lil' Sis: I'm sick and tired of getting it on in the back seats of cars. / Lil' Sis: I want to be a front-seat girl! / Metal Steve: Have you considered a slightly more slef-respectful life where you make love in a bed? / Lil' Sis: Woah there! Baby steps!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=224
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Metal Steve talking with Menace-11]] / Metal Steve: Sigh. I don't feel as metal as I used to. / Menace-11: Well, if I can help by being your dark lord and master, just holler. / Metal Steve: That's really swell of you, Menace-11. / Menace-11: My pleasure, inferior one.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=225
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango talking with Indie Rock Pete]] / Indie Rock Pete: I'm a pirate! Arrr! / Clango: I'm a snake! Esss! / [[Indie Rock Pete holds up a cup]] / Indie Rock Pete: Tea? / Clango: Eww!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=226
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking with Metal Steve]] / Indie Rock Pete: Nothing is worse than making impulse purchases at the health food store. / Indie Rock Pete: Especially when you're dateless. / Metal Steve: Were you popping male virility herbs again? / Indie Rock Pete: Let us just say these pants used to be relaxed fit.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=227
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango talking with Indie Rock Pete]] / Clango: Yo, I get play like a dollar coin! / Indie Rock Pete: Eh, I got more cheddar than a fromagerie! / Clango: I'm sexy enough to be considered a felony! / Indie Rock Pete: Yeah? Well, the bore carbs I eat the phatter my rhymes get.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=228
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Sabrina talking with Lil' Sis]] / Lil' Sis: Sabrina! Where have you been? / Sabrina: I was in france. / Lil' Sis: Oh, did you eat frog legs? Was everyone a big jerk? Did you drink a lot of wine? / Lil' Sis: Blah blah blah cliche cliche triteness, lame!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=229
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Red Robot talking outside, near a road]] / Red Robot: Standard AM/FM cassette stereo. / Red Robot: Adjustable leather seats. / Red Robot: Off-road suspension! / Clango: She seems cool. When's your first date?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=230
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic When I go out dancing too much my butt hurts! / You go to a lot of gay bars? / I swear! Don't I rate a modicum of civility?! / Tee hee! You said "modicum"!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=231
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking with Metal Steve]] / Indie Rock Pete: I'm not starting a band until I'm sure I can make true art. / Indie Rock Pete: Until then, I am content to labor in obscurity. / Indie Rock Pete: Making music for myself is the noblest goal. / Metal Steve: you're gonna force me to make yet another contrived masturbation joke?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=232
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Lil' Sis and Metal Steve talking]] / Lil' Sis: hooray! It's back to school time! / Lil' Sis: I start dentistry school next week! / Lil' Sis: I'm excited to be able to drug and drill MEN for a change! / Lil' Sis: And lo, there shall be a reckoning.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=233
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Clango and Maura talking]] / Clango: Pete said you have an affair with another robot! Say it ain't so! / Maura: Can't a grl share her taco with a robot without everyone blowing it out of proportion?! / Clango: As long as it wasn't a fish taco. / Maura: If that had a double meaning, you're sleeping alone tonight.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=234
 
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Uncle Grandpa on a table with Roger the Cat. Uncle Grandpa has the word "hello" on his screen]] / Roger the Cat: <> / [[Maura and Clango talking]] / Maura: I hope your Grandpa is a better cat-sitter than that last jerk. / Maura: Because I've noticed the cat craps in MY bed when he's upset. / [[Back to Uncle Grandpa and Roger the Cat]] / Uncle Grandpa: <> / Roger the Cat: ZZZ
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=235
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete is talking to Lil' Sis, who's wearing an off the shoulder dress.]] / Indie Rock Pete: That's a lovely frock, Lil' Sis. / Lil' Sis: <> / Indie Rock Pete: As opposed to your normal mode of dress... / Indie Rock Pete: ... Which is about as elegant as a plate of scrambled eggs. / Lil' Sis: At least I have eggs, gamete face! / Indie Rock Pete: (imagines sperm)
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=236
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Indie Rock Pete talking with Metal Steve]] / Indie Rock Pete: Tea is truely the most indie rock of beverages. / Indie Rock Pete: It was invented many years ago when an ancient indie rocker decided that beer was no longer "cool". / Metal Steve: ... / Metal Steve: Are you saying that the British colonies and feudal Japan were indie rock?
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=237
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Maura talking with Clango, whose arm is in a plater cast and a sling. They're outside]] / Maura: I'm sorry to hear that you got hit by a pick-up truck, Clango. / Maura: Just remember that every cloud has its own silver lining! / Clango: I call those silver linings "vaginas"! / Maura: It truely amazes me how you get away with lines like that.
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=238
diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic [[Collin on his own]] / Collin: The illusion of space created in art is just that- / Collin: An illusion. / Collin: A picture of a cigar is not a cigar. / [[Lil' Sis enters, wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a cigar on it.]] / Lil' Sis: It's erotic!
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=239
 

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