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| Questionable Content Number 451: She Done Right | {{Title: Number 451: She Done Right}} / [[Faye and Dora waiting, bored, in Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: How long has it been sice Raven left?
/ Dora: Two hours.
/ Faye: Should we send out a search party?
/ Dora: Nah, give it another thirty minutes / [[Raven arrives, pushing a chair]]
/ Raven: I'm back! I found... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=451 |
| Questionable Content Number 452: We're Not Even Going To Mention Human After All | {{Title: Number 452: We're Not Even Going To Mention Human After All}} / [[Faye and Dora sitting in new chairs in Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: I'm sorry Dora, but liking Homework more than Discovery is like enjoying vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. It means you are boring.
/ Dora: Whatever. You indie... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=452 |
| Number 452: We're Not Even Going To Mention Human After All | Faye: I'm sorry Dora, but liking Homework more than Discovery is like enjoying vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. It means you are boring.
/ Dora: Whatever. You indie kids can take your pop bias and stick it somewhere cramped and smelly. Homework is Daft Punk's best album, hands down. / Faye: Pop... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=452# |
| Questionable Content Number 453 : She's Seriously Kinda Crazy | {{Title: Number 453 : She's Seriously Kinda Crazy}} / [[Dora and Faye in Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: [[straightening Butter-Nut Coffee print]] So are you still nervous about your little dinner-date tonight?
/ Faye: [[Looking away]] It isn't a dinner-date! And yes, I am still nervous. / [[Faye and Raven]]
/ Raven:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=453 |
| Questionable Content Number 454: Like An Episode of CHiPS | {{Title: Number 454: Like An Episode of CHiPS}} / [[Dora, Faye, and Raven in Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Seriously though Faye, this is a bigger issue than I really thought it was.
/ Raven: Yea, I totally just figured you were a bitch.
/ Faye: Yeah I get that a lot, thanks. / [[Dora touches Faye's shoulder]]
/ Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=454 |
| Number 454 | [[At the counter at Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Seriously though Faye, this is a bigger issue than I really thought it was.
/ Raven: Yeah, I totally just figured you were a bitch!
/ Faye: Yeah I get that a lot, thanks. / [[Dora puts her hand on Faye's shoulder]]
/ Dora: Is it something you want to talk about?... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=454# |
| Questionable Content Number 455: Final Wishes | {{Title: Number 455: Final Wishes}} / [[Dora and Faye in Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Wow Faye, I hadn't realized how much heavy shit you've been through. I'm really sorry.
/ Faye: Yeah, it was a pretty bad time in my life. / [[Dora and Faye]]
/ Faye: [[brightening]] Things have been better since I moved... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=455 |
| Number 455: Final Wishes | Dora: Wow Faye, I hadn't realized how much heavy shit you've been through. I'm really sorry.
/ Faye: Yeah, it was a pretty bad time in my life. / Faye: Things have been better since I moved up here though! I have a fun job and nice friends and a good place to live...
/ Dora: Exactly! Things are going... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=455# |
| Questionable Content Number 456: See, They Get Along | {{Title: Number 456: See, They Get Along}} / [[Faye, Marten, and Miss Reed walking along sidewalk]]
/ Marten: So where do you wanna eat, Mom?
/ Miss Reed: I'm in the mood for something simple, maybe hamburgers? Faye, ae you a vegetarian or anything? That okay with you?
/ Faye: Fine with me! I enjoy consuming... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=456 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: So where do you wanna eat, Mom?
/ Veronica: I'm in the mood for something simple, maybe hamburgers? Faye, are you a vegetarian or anything? That okay with you?
/ Faye: Fine with me! I enjoy consuming the charred flesh of dead animals. / Veronica: What a delightfully...graphic...declaration of... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=456# |
| Questionable Content Number 457: I Think It's An Irish Pub | Number 457: I Think It's An Irish Pub / [[Martin, Faye, and Miss Reed waiting to be seated in a restaurant with bright green walls]]
/ Marten: ...So your theory is that the singer from Sigur Ros is actually an otter?
/ Faye: Either an otter or a small humpback whale. No other animal could make the sounds... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=457 |
| Questionable Content Number 458: Time To Come Clean | {{Title: Number 458: Time To Come Clean}} / [[Faye, Marten, and Miss Reed eating animal muscles and beer]]
/ Marten: How's your burger, mom?
/ Miss Reed: Delicious! How is yours, Faye?
/ Faye: [[chewing]] You cannot go wrong with bacon and onion rings and barbecue sauce on top of a medium-rare hamburger.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=458 |
| Number 458: Time To Come Clean | Marten: How'd your burger, mom?
/ Veronica: Delicious! How is yours, Faye?
/ Faye: You cannot go wrong with bacon and onion rings and barbeque sauce on top of a medium-rare hamburger. It's basically the ultimate food. / Veronica: So what do you do for fun, Faye?
/ Faye: Oh, I'm sorta between hobbies right... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=458# |
| Questionable Content Number 459: All Cards On The Table Please | {{Title: Number 459: All Cards On The Table Please}} / [[Marten, Faye, and Miss Reed in restaurant with empty plates and half-full glasses of beer]]
/ Marten: [[standing]] Be right back, I wanna use the restroom.
/ Faye: Can't you wait five minutes? This is like leaving a helpless bunny in a cage with... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=459 |
| Number 459: All Cards On The Table Please | Marten: Be right back, I wanna use the restroom.
/ Faye: Can't you wait five minutes? This is like leaving a helpless bunny in a cage with a wolf! / Ms. Reed: Look, Faye, you can relax. If I was going to voice any negative opinion of you I'd have done so already.
/ Faye: I know, it's just...I gotta admit,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=459# |
| Questionable Content Number 460: Look For It At Barnes And Noble | {{Title: Number 460: Look For It At Barnes And Noble}} / [[Marten returns to table where Faye is seated. Miss Reed is out of frame.]]
/ Marten: Aaand I'm back. Did I miss anything interesting while I was in the can?
/ Faye: No, just the waiter and the check. / [[Miss Reed, Marten, and Faye leaving restaurant]]
/ Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=460 |
| Questionable Content Number 461: Wow, She Must Really Be Stressed | {{Title: Number 461: Wow, She Must Really Be Stressed}} / Miss Reed: All right guys, I've got to run.
/ Marten: Okay mom, it was great having you stop by. Don't get in too much trouble tonight.
/ Faye: It was nice meeting you Ms. Reed. / Panel 2: / Miss Reed: It was nice meeting you too, Faye. Now... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=461 |
| Number 416: Wow, she really must be stressed | [[Marten, Faye, and Marten's mom are in the apartment]]
/ Marten's mom: All right guys, i've got to run.
/ Marten: Okay mom, it was great having you stop by. Don't get in too much trouble tonight.
/ Faye: It was nice meeting you Ms. Reed. / Marten's mom: It was nice meeting you too, Faye. Now you be... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=461# |
| TITLE: 462: The Best Defense | TITLE BAR: Number 462: The Best Defense / PANEL 1: / [[Marten and Faye's Apartment]] / Marten: So did my mom really freak you out that much? / Faye: Jesus YES. She's a nice lady but omigod is she ever intimidating. / PANEL 2: / Faye: So...are you going to ask me about my nervous breakdown? / Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=462 |
| The Best Defense | {{Title text: The Best Defense}} / Marten: So did my mom really freak you out that much?
/ Faye: Jesus yes. She's a nice lady but omigod is she ever intimidating. / Faye: So...are you going to ask me about my nervous breakdown?
/ Marten: That depends. Do you wanna talk about it?
/ Faye: To be honest,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=462# |
| Number 463: It's His Schtick | PANEL 1: / Pintsize: I return victorious at even Planck-length scale!
/ Marten: You return half an hour late. / PANEL 2: / Pintsize: Untrue! I simply traveled so fast that I APPEAR late because of relativistic effects.
/ Marten: I'm pretty sure that's not how relativity works. And don't even think about... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=463 |
| Number 463: It's His Schtick | [[Marten and Faye's Apartment]]
/ Pintsize: I return victorious at even Planck-length scale!
/ Marten: You return half an hour late. / Pintsize: Untrue! I simply travelled so fast that I APPEAR late because of the relatavistic effects.
/ Marten: I'm pretty sure that's not how relativity works. And don't... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=463# |
| Number 464: WTF? | Faye: [[wakes up]] / Faye: [[wanders into bathroom, where she discovers Pintsize's arms]] / Faye: [[wanders into living room, where she discovers Pintsize's legs]] / Faye: Why are you...
/ Marten: Using his torso as a cereal bowl? The little fucker flushed the toiled when I was in the shower... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=464 |
| Number 464: WFT? | [[Faye's room, she's waking up]]
/ < http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=464# |
| Number 465: Lego With An Attitude | [[In their new apartment]]
/ Faye: So what are you going to do now that you have the week off from work?
/ Marten: Well I was talking to my mom about it and I think I'm going to start a weblog where I talk about music and bands and stuff. / Faye: Hmm. That's better than smoking weed and playing Katamari... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=465 |
| Lego With An Attitude | Faye: So what are you going to do now that you have the week off from work?
/ Marten: Well I Was talking to my mom about it and I think I'm going to start a weblog where I talk about music and bands and stuff. / Faye: Hmm. That's better than smoking weed and playing Katamari the whole time, but only... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=465# |
| Number 466: Mind Control | {{title text - Number 466: Mind Control}} / Faye: All right, it's off to work I go. Good luck bloggin', Captain Blogzorz of the Blogosphere!
/ Marten: Yeah yeah. I'll see you later, Faye. / Pintsize: This is demeaning.
/ Marten: You're a COMPUTER. Now do you want to work in Dictation Mode or should I... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=466 |
| Number 467: Listed as Threatened | Faye: Whoa, when did we get this plant?
/ Dora: Picked it up a couple of minutes ago. Isn't he cute? I think I'll name him Melvin, after the Melvins. / Faye: It's nice looking, just don't ask me to take care of it. I'd say I had a brown thumb instead of a green one, were it not for the scatological implications.
/ Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=467 |
| Number 467: Listed As Threatened | [[Inside the Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: Whoa, when did we get this plant?
/ Dora: Picked it up a couple minutes ago. Isn't he cute? I think we'll name him Melvin, after the Melvins. / Faye: It's nice looking, just don't ask me to take care of it. I'd say I had a brown thumb instead of a green one, were... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=467# |
| Number 468: She's A Barbarian | PANEL 1
/ Dora: So he's starting a weblog now in his spare time?
/ Faye: Yep. "Yelling about music dot blogspot dot com."
/ Dora: Oh, I've gotta see this. / PANEL 2
/ Faye: Hey, where'd you get that from?
/ Dora: I keep it hidden under the counter, next to the anti-robbery broadsword. Girl's gotta have... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=468 |
| Number 469: Then You Ride A Unicycle | TITLE BAR: Comic Number 469: Then You Ride A Unicycle / PANEL 1 / Raven: Whoa, thanks for getting that pot off my head. How'd you do it without cutting me?
/ Faye: Years of tutelage under the German swordmaster Dietrich Himmelfeuer have granted me impeccable swordsmanship.
/ Dora: Actually she just whacked... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=469 |
| Number 469: Then You Ride A Unicycle | [[At Coffee of Doom]]
/ Raven: Whoa, thanks for getting that pot off my head. How'd you do it without cutting me?
/ Faye: Years of tutelage under the German swordmaster Dietrich Himmelfeuer have granted me impeccable swordsmanship.
/ Dora: Actually, she just whacked you as hard as she could with the flat... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=469# |
| Number 470: Possibly Justified | [[Ellen walks into the Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: Hey kiddo! It's been a while. How're you doing? How's your boy?
/ Ellen: I've been...better, And the boy is no longer my boy. / Faye: What?!
/ Ellen: We're "spending some time apart" right now. / Faye: Oh I'm sorry, honey! Was this your idea or his?
/ Ellen:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=470 |
| questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=470# | Numer 470: Possibly Justified / Panel 1: / Faye: Hey kiddo! It's been a while. How're you doing? How's your boy? / Ellen: I've been...better, And the boy is no longer my boy. / Panel 2 / Faye: What?! / Ellen: We're "spending some time apart" right now. / Panel 3 / Faye: Oh I'm sorry, honey! Was this your idea... |
| Number 471: Next On CSI | [[In the Coffee of Doom. Steve has just broken up with Ellen]]
/ Dora: Ellen, sweetie, I'm trying to say this in the gentlest way possible but I think you might have been getting a LITTLE too serious too soon about Steve.
/ Ellen: Buh I cuh-couldn't huh-help it! I was s-so hah-happy with him! / Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=471 |
| Number 471: Next On CSI | [[At Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Ellen, sweetie, I'm trying to say this in the gentlest way possible but I think you might have been getting a LITTLE too serious too soon about Steve.
/ Ellen: Buh I cuh-couldn't huh-help it! I was s-so hah-happy with him! / Dora: Here honey, have some tissues. No dripping... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=471# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | TITLE BAR: Number 472: It's Not Going Well / PANEL 1 / Marten: Steve, you there? It's Marten. / PANEL 2 / Steve: Huh? Hey. Waddyawant.
/ Marten: Whoa dude, you look rough.
/ Steve: Prob'ly, yeah. Sup?
/ Marten: Uh...can I come in?
/ Steve: Meh, sure. / PANEL 3 / Steve: But be on yer guard!
/ Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=472 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: Steve, you there? It's Marten.
/ < http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=472# |
| Number 473: Living a Modest Mouse Song | PANEL 1
/ Marten: So Ellen comes into the coffee shop all cryin', saying you broke up with her. What's the deal, man? What's going on?
/ Steve: Aw man, she was tryin'a... tryin'a tie my ass down, y'know? Can't get tied down. Can't. S'a slow death, that way. Slow death. / PANEL 2
/ Marten: Look, it sounds... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=473 |
| Number 473: Living A Modest Mouse Song | [[Steve is sitting on his couch, a mess, with beer cans all over the place]]
/ Marten: So Ellen comes into the coffee shop all cryin', saying you broke up with her. What's tthe deal, man? What's going on?
/ Steve: Aw man, she was tryin'a.. tryin'a tie my ass down, y'know? Can't get tied down. Can't.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=473# |
| Number 474: A Bad Influence | PANEL 1
/ Marten: So you "accidentally" broke up with her and now you wanna win her back?
/ Steve: Yeah, 'ventually. Needa buy more booze first. 'S my last bottle. / PANEL 2
/ Marten: Ugh. Dude I think you need to deal with this like an adult, you know? Sober up and explain what happened and HOPE that... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=474 |
| Questionable Content: Number 474: A Bad Influence | {{Number 474: A Bad Influence}} / [[Inside Steve's apartment. Marten leans on the doorframe, Steve crouches in the fridge, staring drunkenly at a bottle of beer.]] / Marten: So you "accidentally" broke up with her and now you wanna win her back?
/ Steve: Yeah, 'ventually. Needa buy more booze first.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=474# |
| 475: Number Umpteen Thousand: A Chilling View of the Future | {{Title: Number Umpteen Thousand: A Chilling View of the Future}}
/ {{Guest strip by Jamie from No 4th Wall to Break, real number 475}} / [[Older looking Faye in slightly indistinct blue apartment]]
/ Faye: Good morning... / [[Faye comes to sofa, where conservative Marten is wearing a business suit]]
/ Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=475 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Future Faye: Good morning... / Future Faye: ...dear husband of mine!
/ Future Marten: Ahh, dearest Faye. You brighten all my mornings. / Future Marten: Alas, I cannot stop, for I have a meeting in ten minutes. / Future Faye: Well, can I at least get you a cup of coffee?
/ Future Marten: Now come on... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=475# |
| Number 476: Son Of A Cheese Shop | [[Marten walking away from Steve's house]]
/ Marten: [[thinking]] Argh, I can't believe what a dick Steven is being! / [[turning around]]
/ Marten: ...Buuut I can't just leave and let him drink himself to death. / [[inside Steve's house]]
/ Marten: Hey Steve, I'm sorry I got mad at you. I didn't mean... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=476 |
| Number 477: She's My Pride And Joy | [[in Steve's house]]
/ Marten: So do you really think I'm a pussy for not making a move on Faye sooner?
/ Steve: I dunno, man. / Steve: I mean, the part of me thass all "woo titties" is like " yeah man yer a total vagina-twat", y'know?
/ Marten: Right. / [[Steve in the bathroom]]
/ Steve: But then, thass... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=477 |
| Number 478: I Get Knocked Down | [[In the Coffee od Doom]]
/ Dora: How's Ellen doing?
/ Faye: I...I don't really know! / Dora: What do you mean you don't know?
/ Faye: Look, you go talk to her. You'll see what I mean. / Dora: Ellen, sweetie, you okay? Do you want to talk things over some more?
/ Ellen: No, I think I'm pretty much over... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=478 |
| Number 478: I Get Knocked Down | Dora: How's Ellen doing?
/ Faye: I...I don't really know! / Dora: What do you mean you don't know?
/ Faye: Look, you go talk to her. You'll see what I mean. / Dora: Ellen, sweetie, you okay? Do you want to talk things over some more?
/ Ellen: No, I think I'm pretty much over it.
/ Dora: Honey, it's okay... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=478# |
| Number 479: BitTorrents Are Forever | [[In the Coffee of Doom. Faye is on Dora's laptop. Chalkboard read: Today's Specials: Coffeetea, Chiacoffee, Noogies!]]
/ Faye: Ooh, the next Explosions in the Sky record has leaked! I should download this for Marten, it'd make him happy. May I?
/ Dora: Huh? Yeah, sure. / Dora: Who do you think leaks... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=479 |
| Number 479: BitTorrents Are Forever | [[At Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: Ooh, the next Explosions in the Sky record has leaked! I should download this for Marten, it'd make him happy. May I?
/ Dora: Huh? Yeah, sure. / Dora: Who do you think leaks these bands' albums before they're officially released, anyway? People at the record company?... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=479# |
| Number 480: Smif Girls Are Hot | [[Marten walks into the coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: There you are. What took you so long? How's Captain Assyface?
/ Marten: You mean Steve? He's sleeping off the effects of what I'm pretty sure was enough alcohol to pickle a sperm whale. / Faye: Well, I hope he wakes up with a giant squid attacking his face,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=480 |
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