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Questionable Content Number 451: She Done Right {{Title: Number 451: She Done Right}} / [[Faye and Dora waiting, bored, in Coffee of Doom]] / Faye: How long has it been sice Raven left? / Dora: Two hours. / Faye: Should we send out a search party? / Dora: Nah, give it another thirty minutes / [[Raven arrives, pushing a chair]] / Raven: I'm back! I found...
Questionable Content Number 452: We're Not Even Going To Mention Human After All {{Title: Number 452: We're Not Even Going To Mention Human After All}} / [[Faye and Dora sitting in new chairs in Coffee of Doom]] / Faye: I'm sorry Dora, but liking Homework more than Discovery is like enjoying vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. It means you are boring. / Dora: Whatever. You indie...
Number 452: We're Not Even Going To Mention Human After All Faye: I'm sorry Dora, but liking Homework more than Discovery is like enjoying vanilla more than chocolate ice cream. It means you are boring. / Dora: Whatever. You indie kids can take your pop bias and stick it somewhere cramped and smelly. Homework is Daft Punk's best album, hands down. / Faye: Pop...
Questionable Content Number 453 : She's Seriously Kinda Crazy {{Title: Number 453 : She's Seriously Kinda Crazy}} / [[Dora and Faye in Coffee of Doom]] / Dora: [[straightening Butter-Nut Coffee print]] So are you still nervous about your little dinner-date tonight? / Faye: [[Looking away]] It isn't a dinner-date! And yes, I am still nervous. / [[Faye and Raven]] / Raven:...
Questionable Content Number 454: Like An Episode of CHiPS {{Title: Number 454: Like An Episode of CHiPS}} / [[Dora, Faye, and Raven in Coffee of Doom]] / Dora: Seriously though Faye, this is a bigger issue than I really thought it was. / Raven: Yea, I totally just figured you were a bitch. / Faye: Yeah I get that a lot, thanks. / [[Dora touches Faye's shoulder]] / Dora:...
Number 454 [[At the counter at Coffee of Doom]] / Dora: Seriously though Faye, this is a bigger issue than I really thought it was. / Raven: Yeah, I totally just figured you were a bitch! / Faye: Yeah I get that a lot, thanks. / [[Dora puts her hand on Faye's shoulder]] / Dora: Is it something you want to talk about?...
Questionable Content Number 455: Final Wishes {{Title: Number 455: Final Wishes}} / [[Dora and Faye in Coffee of Doom]] / Dora: Wow Faye, I hadn't realized how much heavy shit you've been through. I'm really sorry. / Faye: Yeah, it was a pretty bad time in my life. / [[Dora and Faye]] / Faye: [[brightening]] Things have been better since I moved...
Number 455: Final Wishes Dora: Wow Faye, I hadn't realized how much heavy shit you've been through. I'm really sorry. / Faye: Yeah, it was a pretty bad time in my life. / Faye: Things have been better since I moved up here though! I have a fun job and nice friends and a good place to live... / Dora: Exactly! Things are going...
 
Questionable Content Number 456: See, They Get Along {{Title: Number 456: See, They Get Along}} / [[Faye, Marten, and Miss Reed walking along sidewalk]] / Marten: So where do you wanna eat, Mom? / Miss Reed: I'm in the mood for something simple, maybe hamburgers? Faye, ae you a vegetarian or anything? That okay with you? / Faye: Fine with me! I enjoy consuming...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Marten: So where do you wanna eat, Mom? / Veronica: I'm in the mood for something simple, maybe hamburgers? Faye, are you a vegetarian or anything? That okay with you? / Faye: Fine with me! I enjoy consuming the charred flesh of dead animals. / Veronica: What a delightfully...graphic...declaration of...
Questionable Content Number 457: I Think It's An Irish Pub Number 457: I Think It's An Irish Pub / [[Martin, Faye, and Miss Reed waiting to be seated in a restaurant with bright green walls]] / Marten: ...So your theory is that the singer from Sigur Ros is actually an otter? / Faye: Either an otter or a small humpback whale. No other animal could make the sounds...
Questionable Content Number 458: Time To Come Clean {{Title: Number 458: Time To Come Clean}} / [[Faye, Marten, and Miss Reed eating animal muscles and beer]] / Marten: How's your burger, mom? / Miss Reed: Delicious! How is yours, Faye? / Faye: [[chewing]] You cannot go wrong with bacon and onion rings and barbecue sauce on top of a medium-rare hamburger....
Number 458: Time To Come Clean Marten: How'd your burger, mom? / Veronica: Delicious! How is yours, Faye? / Faye: You cannot go wrong with bacon and onion rings and barbeque sauce on top of a medium-rare hamburger. It's basically the ultimate food. / Veronica: So what do you do for fun, Faye? / Faye: Oh, I'm sorta between hobbies right...
Questionable Content Number 459: All Cards On The Table Please {{Title: Number 459: All Cards On The Table Please}} / [[Marten, Faye, and Miss Reed in restaurant with empty plates and half-full glasses of beer]] / Marten: [[standing]] Be right back, I wanna use the restroom. / Faye: Can't you wait five minutes? This is like leaving a helpless bunny in a cage with...
Number 459: All Cards On The Table Please Marten: Be right back, I wanna use the restroom. / Faye: Can't you wait five minutes? This is like leaving a helpless bunny in a cage with a wolf! / Ms. Reed: Look, Faye, you can relax. If I was going to voice any negative opinion of you I'd have done so already. / Faye: I know, it's just...I gotta admit,...
Questionable Content Number 460: Look For It At Barnes And Noble {{Title: Number 460: Look For It At Barnes And Noble}} / [[Marten returns to table where Faye is seated. Miss Reed is out of frame.]] / Marten: Aaand I'm back. Did I miss anything interesting while I was in the can? / Faye: No, just the waiter and the check. / [[Miss Reed, Marten, and Faye leaving restaurant]] / Marten:...
 
Questionable Content Number 461: Wow, She Must Really Be Stressed {{Title: Number 461: Wow, She Must Really Be Stressed}} / Miss Reed: All right guys, I've got to run. / Marten: Okay mom, it was great having you stop by. Don't get in too much trouble tonight. / Faye: It was nice meeting you Ms. Reed. / Panel 2: / Miss Reed: It was nice meeting you too, Faye. Now...
Number 416: Wow, she really must be stressed [[Marten, Faye, and Marten's mom are in the apartment]] / Marten's mom: All right guys, i've got to run. / Marten: Okay mom, it was great having you stop by. Don't get in too much trouble tonight. / Faye: It was nice meeting you Ms. Reed. / Marten's mom: It was nice meeting you too, Faye. Now you be...
TITLE: 462: The Best Defense TITLE BAR: Number 462: The Best Defense / PANEL 1: / [[Marten and Faye's Apartment]] / Marten: So did my mom really freak you out that much? / Faye: Jesus YES. She's a nice lady but omigod is she ever intimidating. / PANEL 2: / Faye: So...are you going to ask me about my nervous breakdown? / Marten:...
The Best Defense {{Title text: The Best Defense}} / Marten: So did my mom really freak you out that much? / Faye: Jesus yes. She's a nice lady but omigod is she ever intimidating. / Faye: So...are you going to ask me about my nervous breakdown? / Marten: That depends. Do you wanna talk about it? / Faye: To be honest,...
Number 463: It's His Schtick PANEL 1: / Pintsize: I return victorious at even Planck-length scale! / Marten: You return half an hour late. / PANEL 2: / Pintsize: Untrue! I simply traveled so fast that I APPEAR late because of relativistic effects. / Marten: I'm pretty sure that's not how relativity works. And don't even think about...
Number 463: It's His Schtick [[Marten and Faye's Apartment]] / Pintsize: I return victorious at even Planck-length scale! / Marten: You return half an hour late. / Pintsize: Untrue! I simply travelled so fast that I APPEAR late because of the relatavistic effects. / Marten: I'm pretty sure that's not how relativity works. And don't...
Number 464: WTF? Faye: [[wakes up]] / Faye: [[wanders into bathroom, where she discovers Pintsize's arms]] / Faye: [[wanders into living room, where she discovers Pintsize's legs]] / Faye: Why are you... / Marten: Using his torso as a cereal bowl? The little fucker flushed the toiled when I was in the shower...
Number 464: WFT? [[Faye's room, she's waking up]] / <> / [[In bathroom, Faye notices Pintsize's arms]] / [[In living room, Faye notices Pintsize's legs]] / [[In kitchen]] / Faye: Why are you... / Marten: Using his torso as a cereal bowl? The little fucker flushed the toilet when I was in the shower earlier. / Pintsize's...
Number 465: Lego With An Attitude [[In their new apartment]] / Faye: So what are you going to do now that you have the week off from work? / Marten: Well I was talking to my mom about it and I think I'm going to start a weblog where I talk about music and bands and stuff. / Faye: Hmm. That's better than smoking weed and playing Katamari...
Lego With An Attitude Faye: So what are you going to do now that you have the week off from work? / Marten: Well I Was talking to my mom about it and I think I'm going to start a weblog where I talk about music and bands and stuff. / Faye: Hmm. That's better than smoking weed and playing Katamari the whole time, but only...
 
Number 466: Mind Control {{title text - Number 466: Mind Control}} / Faye: All right, it's off to work I go. Good luck bloggin', Captain Blogzorz of the Blogosphere! / Marten: Yeah yeah. I'll see you later, Faye. / Pintsize: This is demeaning. / Marten: You're a COMPUTER. Now do you want to work in Dictation Mode or should I...
Number 467: Listed as Threatened Faye: Whoa, when did we get this plant? / Dora: Picked it up a couple of minutes ago. Isn't he cute? I think I'll name him Melvin, after the Melvins. / Faye: It's nice looking, just don't ask me to take care of it. I'd say I had a brown thumb instead of a green one, were it not for the scatological implications. / Dora:...
Number 467: Listed As Threatened [[Inside the Coffee of Doom]] / Faye: Whoa, when did we get this plant? / Dora: Picked it up a couple minutes ago. Isn't he cute? I think we'll name him Melvin, after the Melvins. / Faye: It's nice looking, just don't ask me to take care of it. I'd say I had a brown thumb instead of a green one, were...
Number 468: She's A Barbarian PANEL 1 / Dora: So he's starting a weblog now in his spare time? / Faye: Yep. "Yelling about music dot blogspot dot com." / Dora: Oh, I've gotta see this. / PANEL 2 / Faye: Hey, where'd you get that from? / Dora: I keep it hidden under the counter, next to the anti-robbery broadsword. Girl's gotta have...
Number 469: Then You Ride A Unicycle TITLE BAR: Comic Number 469: Then You Ride A Unicycle / PANEL 1 / Raven: Whoa, thanks for getting that pot off my head. How'd you do it without cutting me? / Faye: Years of tutelage under the German swordmaster Dietrich Himmelfeuer have granted me impeccable swordsmanship. / Dora: Actually she just whacked...
Number 469: Then You Ride A Unicycle [[At Coffee of Doom]] / Raven: Whoa, thanks for getting that pot off my head. How'd you do it without cutting me? / Faye: Years of tutelage under the German swordmaster Dietrich Himmelfeuer have granted me impeccable swordsmanship. / Dora: Actually, she just whacked you as hard as she could with the flat...
Number 470: Possibly Justified [[Ellen walks into the Coffee of Doom]] / Faye: Hey kiddo! It's been a while. How're you doing? How's your boy? / Ellen: I've been...better, And the boy is no longer my boy. / Faye: What?! / Ellen: We're "spending some time apart" right now. / Faye: Oh I'm sorry, honey! Was this your idea or his? / Ellen:...
questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=470# Numer 470: Possibly Justified / Panel 1: / Faye: Hey kiddo! It's been a while. How're you doing? How's your boy? / Ellen: I've been...better, And the boy is no longer my boy. / Panel 2 / Faye: What?! / Ellen: We're "spending some time apart" right now. / Panel 3 / Faye: Oh I'm sorry, honey! Was this your idea...
 
Number 471: Next On CSI [[In the Coffee of Doom. Steve has just broken up with Ellen]] / Dora: Ellen, sweetie, I'm trying to say this in the gentlest way possible but I think you might have been getting a LITTLE too serious too soon about Steve. / Ellen: Buh I cuh-couldn't huh-help it! I was s-so hah-happy with him! / Dora:...
Number 471: Next On CSI [[At Coffee of Doom]] / Dora: Ellen, sweetie, I'm trying to say this in the gentlest way possible but I think you might have been getting a LITTLE too serious too soon about Steve. / Ellen: Buh I cuh-couldn't huh-help it! I was s-so hah-happy with him! / Dora: Here honey, have some tissues. No dripping...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday TITLE BAR: Number 472: It's Not Going Well / PANEL 1 / Marten: Steve, you there? It's Marten. / PANEL 2 / Steve: Huh? Hey. Waddyawant. / Marten: Whoa dude, you look rough. / Steve: Prob'ly, yeah. Sup? / Marten: Uh...can I come in? / Steve: Meh, sure. / PANEL 3 / Steve: But be on yer guard! / Marten:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Marten: Steve, you there? It's Marten. / <> / Steve: Huh? Hey. Whaddayawant. / Marten: Whoa dude, you look rough. / Steve: Prob'ly, yeah. Sup? / Marten: Uh...can I come in? / Steve: Meh, sure. / Steve: But be on yer guard! / Marten: What? Why? / Steve: There's tequila monsters afoot in...
Number 473: Living a Modest Mouse Song PANEL 1 / Marten: So Ellen comes into the coffee shop all cryin', saying you broke up with her. What's the deal, man? What's going on? / Steve: Aw man, she was tryin'a... tryin'a tie my ass down, y'know? Can't get tied down. Can't. S'a slow death, that way. Slow death. / PANEL 2 / Marten: Look, it sounds...
Number 473: Living A Modest Mouse Song [[Steve is sitting on his couch, a mess, with beer cans all over the place]] / Marten: So Ellen comes into the coffee shop all cryin', saying you broke up with her. What's tthe deal, man? What's going on? / Steve: Aw man, she was tryin'a.. tryin'a tie my ass down, y'know? Can't get tied down. Can't....
Number 474: A Bad Influence PANEL 1 / Marten: So you "accidentally" broke up with her and now you wanna win her back? / Steve: Yeah, 'ventually. Needa buy more booze first. 'S my last bottle. / PANEL 2 / Marten: Ugh. Dude I think you need to deal with this like an adult, you know? Sober up and explain what happened and HOPE that...
Questionable Content: Number 474: A Bad Influence {{Number 474: A Bad Influence}} / [[Inside Steve's apartment. Marten leans on the doorframe, Steve crouches in the fridge, staring drunkenly at a bottle of beer.]] / Marten: So you "accidentally" broke up with her and now you wanna win her back? / Steve: Yeah, 'ventually. Needa buy more booze first....
475: Number Umpteen Thousand: A Chilling View of the Future {{Title: Number Umpteen Thousand: A Chilling View of the Future}} / {{Guest strip by Jamie from No 4th Wall to Break, real number 475}} / [[Older looking Faye in slightly indistinct blue apartment]] / Faye: Good morning... / [[Faye comes to sofa, where conservative Marten is wearing a business suit]] / Faye:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Future Faye: Good morning... / Future Faye: ...dear husband of mine! / Future Marten: Ahh, dearest Faye. You brighten all my mornings. / Future Marten: Alas, I cannot stop, for I have a meeting in ten minutes. / Future Faye: Well, can I at least get you a cup of coffee? / Future Marten: Now come on...
 
Number 476: Son Of A Cheese Shop [[Marten walking away from Steve's house]] / Marten: [[thinking]] Argh, I can't believe what a dick Steven is being! / [[turning around]] / Marten: ...Buuut I can't just leave and let him drink himself to death. / [[inside Steve's house]] / Marten: Hey Steve, I'm sorry I got mad at you. I didn't mean...
Number 477: She's My Pride And Joy [[in Steve's house]] / Marten: So do you really think I'm a pussy for not making a move on Faye sooner? / Steve: I dunno, man. / Steve: I mean, the part of me thass all "woo titties" is like " yeah man yer a total vagina-twat", y'know? / Marten: Right. / [[Steve in the bathroom]] / Steve: But then, thass...
Number 478: I Get Knocked Down [[In the Coffee od Doom]] / Dora: How's Ellen doing? / Faye: I...I don't really know! / Dora: What do you mean you don't know? / Faye: Look, you go talk to her. You'll see what I mean. / Dora: Ellen, sweetie, you okay? Do you want to talk things over some more? / Ellen: No, I think I'm pretty much over...
Number 478: I Get Knocked Down Dora: How's Ellen doing? / Faye: I...I don't really know! / Dora: What do you mean you don't know? / Faye: Look, you go talk to her. You'll see what I mean. / Dora: Ellen, sweetie, you okay? Do you want to talk things over some more? / Ellen: No, I think I'm pretty much over it. / Dora: Honey, it's okay...
Number 479: BitTorrents Are Forever [[In the Coffee of Doom. Faye is on Dora's laptop. Chalkboard read: Today's Specials: Coffeetea, Chiacoffee, Noogies!]] / Faye: Ooh, the next Explosions in the Sky record has leaked! I should download this for Marten, it'd make him happy. May I? / Dora: Huh? Yeah, sure. / Dora: Who do you think leaks...
Number 479: BitTorrents Are Forever [[At Coffee of Doom]] / Faye: Ooh, the next Explosions in the Sky record has leaked! I should download this for Marten, it'd make him happy. May I? / Dora: Huh? Yeah, sure. / Dora: Who do you think leaks these bands' albums before they're officially released, anyway? People at the record company?...
Number 480: Smif Girls Are Hot [[Marten walks into the coffee of Doom]] / Faye: There you are. What took you so long? How's Captain Assyface? / Marten: You mean Steve? He's sleeping off the effects of what I'm pretty sure was enough alcohol to pickle a sperm whale. / Faye: Well, I hope he wakes up with a giant squid attacking his face,...
 

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