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Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 541: Captain Crunch EWWW}} / [[Dora has just run in to see what has happened to Faye after hearing a loud crash and yelling in the last comic.]] / Dora: Faye? Are You all right? / Faye: There was a raccoon out by the dumpster and it startled me and I dropped the trashbag on my foot. What were...
Captain Crunch EWWW [[Faye and Dora stands in the storage room of Coffe of Doom]] / Dora: Faye? Are you all right? / Faye: There was a raccoon out by the dumpster and it startled me and I dropped the trashbag on my foot. What were we throwing away, cinderblocks? / Dora: Whew, I was afraid you were playing with the Fighting...
#542: Playing Her Like A Fiddle {{Number 542: Playing Her Like A Fiddle}} / [[At the coffee shop]] / Dora: False alarm. Faye's okay, she just saw a big scary raccoon. / Faye: I'm serious, that thing was like a tiny, rotund bear! I'm bringing an elephant gun with me next time I go out back. I will have a new hat. A hat with a tail. / Raven:...
Playing Her Like A Fiddle Dora: False alarm. Faye's okay, she just saw a big scary raccoon. / Faye: I'm serious, that thing was like a tiny, rotund bear! I'm bringing the elephant gun with me next time I go out back. I will have a new hat. A hat with a *tail*. / Raven: Okay! Dora and Marten, you're in charge of getting us...
Playing Her Like A Fiddle Dora: False alarm. Faye's okay, she just saw a big scary raccoon. / Faye: I'm serious, that thing was like a tiny, rotund bear. I'm bringing an elephant gun with me next time I go out back. I will have a new hat. A hat with a tail. / Raven: Okay! Dora and Marten, you're in charge of getting us some...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: So she was stalking you? Want me to sic my kitty on her? / Marten: No, she's harmless. At least I'm pretty sure she is. I think she just isn't all that good with people, y'know? / Dora: Such a kindhearted boy. One of these days some firebreathing hellbitch is going to snap you up and ruin it for...
No. 543: Either/Or [[Street]] / Dora: So she was stalking you? Want me to sic my kitty on her? / Marten: No, she's harmless. At least I'm pretty sure she is. I think she just isn't all that good with people y'know? / Dora: Such a kindhearted boy. One of these days some firebreathing hellbitch is going to snap you up and...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday PANEL 1: / [[Faye is looking through the phonebook.]] / FAYE: Rgh, this is hopeless. Raven, how am I supposed to know which shrinks are reputable and which ones will brainwash me and turn me into their sex slave? / RAVEN: Well, if it says they have a degree in brainwashing or slavery, that'd be a good tipoff. / PANEL...
Number 544: Another Either/Or Situation [[Faye looks through a phonebook]] / Faye: Rgh, this is hopeless. Raven, how am I supposed to know which shrinks are reputable and which ones will brainwash me and turn me into their sex slave? / Raven: Well, if says they have a degree in brainwashing or slavery, that'd be a good tipoff. / [[Hannelore...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic number 545: Coversational / Panel 1 / Marten: I wonder if it was wise for all of us to get burritos for lunch. / Dora: I would have gotten soft tacos but I'm not in the mood for double entendre today. / Panel 2 / Marten: Would a triple entendre just mean whatever you literally said? / Dora: Yeah,...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday I wonder if it was wise for all of us to get burritos for lunch. / I would've gotten soft tacos but I'm not in the mood for double entendre today. / So would a triple entendre just mean whatever you literally said? / Yeah, totally. You'd be all "I'd like some hot sausage" and your friend is all "hurr...
Number 545: Conversational [[Marten and Dora outside, returning with lunch]] / Marten: I wonder if it was wise for all of us to get burritos for lunch. / Dora: I would have gotten soft tacos but I'm not in the mood fordouble entendre today. / Marten: So would a triple entendre just mean whatever you literally said? / Dora: Yeah,...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[at Coffee of Doom]]Faye: So why were you looking for Marty anyway? / Hannelore: Oh uh I just had something I wanted to give to him. / Faye: Oh yeah? Can I see? / Hannelore: Yeah, heheh, I like making little things like this sometimes. I couldn't sleep last night so I made one for Marten. / Faye: It's...
546: Arbitrarily Named Comic Strip Faye: So why were you looking for Marty anyway? / Hannelore: Oh uh I had something I wanted to give him. / Faye: Oh yeah? Can I see? / Faye: It's a...little stuffed doll? / Raven: Aww, it's cute! Like a little voodoo doll! / Hannelore: Yeah, heheh, I like making little things like this sometimes. I couldn't...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: We come bearing delicious Mexican cuisine! / Faye: Excellent. Marty didn't meet any strnge ladies who were curiously fascinated with him, did he? / Dora: There were a couple, but I murdered them. / Faye: Excellent. We need to cull the weaker ones so he ends up with an evolutionarily benificial...
Number 547: Mythology Dora: We come bearing delicious Mexican cuisine! / Faye: Excellent. Marty didn't meet any more strange ladies who were curiously fascinated with him, did he? / Dora: There were a couple, but I murdered them. / Faye: Excellent. We need to cull the weaker ones so he ends up with an evolutionarily beneficial...
Questionable Content: Number 548: Belle and Sebitchslap? Faye: Look, all I'm saying is if it ever comes to blows, you take care of Stuart Murdoch and I'll beat the asses of everyone else in the band. / Marten: I'm still lost as to why we would ever need to fight Belle & Sebastian in the first place. They write nice songs! / Raven: Faye, show Marten the little...
Number 548: Belle and Sebitchslap? [[In Coffee of Doom]] / Faye: Look, all I'm saying is if it ever comes to blows, you take care of Stuart Murdoch and I'll beat the asses of everyone else in the band. / Marten: I'm still lost as to why we would ever need to fight Belle & Sebastian in the first place. They write nice songs! / Raven: Faye,...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: So what are your plans for tonight, kids? / Faye: I'm going to sit on the couch and eat bon-bons and watch horrible women's television programming. / Marten: I think I'm supposed to go play some music with Ellen's roommate Natasha and her boyfriend. / Dora: Ooh, gonna play rock-star? I'm a sucker...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: So what are your plans for tonight, kids? / Faye: I'm going to sit on the couch and eat bon-bons and watch horrible women's television programing. / Martin: I think I'm supossed to go play some music with Ellen's roomate Natasha and her boyfriend. / [[Dora sits on Martin's lap]] / Dora: Ooh, gonna...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Marten: No, i'm serious. If William Shatner teamed up with Liars, they would record the greatest album of all time. / Faye: Leonard Nimoy would retaliate by collaborating with Junior Senior. / Marten: I think he's too busy taking moodily-lit pictures of chick's boobs nowadays. / Faye: Oh, is he the one...
Number 550: They Were Wrong So We Complained [[At Coffee of Doom]] / Marten: No, I'm serious. If William Shatner teamed up with Liars, they would record the greatest album of all time. / Faye: Leonard Nimoy would retaliate by collaborating with Junior Senior / Marten: I think he's too busy taking moodily-lit pictures of chicks' boobs nowadays. / Faye:...
 
Questionable Content 551: Fifty Episodes Of Foreplay First Marten: Okay, I better head home and get my gear for this band thing tonight. See you later, girls. / Dora: Have fun, Marten. / Faye: The road to VH1 Behind the Music begins today! Remember - fame THEN cocaine addiction, not the other way around. / Faye: Well, that wasn't so bad. / Dora: What do you mean? / Faye:...
Number 551: Fifty Episodes Of Foreplay First Marten: Okay, I better head home and get my gear together for this band thing tonight. See you later, girls. / Dora: Have fun, Marten. / Faye: The road to a VH1 Behind the Music begins today! Remember- fame THEN cocaine addiction, not the other way around. / Faye: Well, that wasn't so bad. / Dora: What...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Pintsize: What are you doing? / Marten: I'm supposed to go play some music with some people. / Pintsize: Ohh, can I come along? I'll play drums! / Marten: What, you mean like a drum machine? / Pintsize: I prefer the term "robo-beatboxing". / Marten: Thanks for the offer, but I don't know if this is even...
Number 553: Curiouser and Curiouser [[Marten and Faye's Apartment]] / Pintsize: What are you doing? / Marten: I'm supposed to go play some music with some people / Pintsize: Ooh, can I come along? I'll play drums! / Marten: What, you mean like a drum machine? / Pintsize: I prefer the term "robo-beatboxing". / Marten: Thanks for the offer,...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Marten arrives at Amir and Hatasha's practice place]] / Amir: Hey! You found the place after all! / Marten: Whoa, this is a pretty nice rehersal space. / Amir: Yeah, I'm buddies with the dude who owns the building. We can play here whenever we want as long as it's before 9pm. / Marten: Good deal. / Marten:...
Number 553: That Never Helps [[Amir's Rehearsal Space]] / Amir: Hey! You found the place after all! / Marten: Whoa, this is a pretty nice rehearsal space. / Amir: Yeah, I'm buddies with the dude who owns the building. We can play here whenever we want as long as it's before 9pm. / Marten: Good deal. / Marten: So, uh...do you just...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Marten: Hey, that last song was pretty good! / Amir: Yeah, it was mellow but fun. / Natasha: Ugh, I feel guilty for playing that. It sounded like Pavement on Sesame Street. / Amir: I dunno Nat, I think this could be fun. Take it in a different direction, y'know? Instead of abrasive electro-grindcore we...
Number 554: A Democratic Decision Marten: / Amir: / Natasha: / Amir: / Natasha: / Amir: / Marten: / Amir: / Marten: / Natasha: / Marten: / Amir: / Natasha: / Amir:
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye: Augh, of COURSE the ex-husband is the one who kidnapped her. Let me guess, he's also an alcoholic and used to hit her with a shovel or something while they were married. / Dora: Don't worry, One-Dimensional Female Protagonist, I'm sure Plucky Best Friend Who Is Possibly a Lesbian will realize you've...
Number 555: Next On Lifetime [[Faye and Dora are watching Lifetime TV]] / Faye: Augh, of COURSE the ex-husband is the one who kidnapped her. Let me guess, he's also an alcoholic and used to hit her with a shovel or something while they were married. / Dora: Don't worry, One-Dimentional Female Protagonist, I'm sure Plucky Best Friend...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye: Knock knock! Hannelore? It's Faye and her trusty sidekick Dora! / Dora: Put down the featherduster and keep your hands where we can see them! / Hannelore: Oh, hello. Was I making too much noise? I'm really sorry, I can stop cleaning... / Faye: No no, we were just wondering if you'd like to come downstairs...
Number 556: Be Prepared [[Faye knocks on Hannelore's apartment door]] / Faye: Knock knock! Hannelore? It's Faye and her trusty sidekick Dora! / Dora: Put down the featherduster and keep your hands where we can see them! / [[Hannelore answers the door in hardhat and respirator]] / Hannelore: Oh, hello. Was I making too much noise?...
Number 557: Highly Effective Treatment Hannelore: Aww, look at that adorable bull! He's got dalmation spots! / Faye: Who's lookin' at the bull? I'm busy ogling cute cowboy bottoms. / Dora: "Cowboy Bottoms"? I think I've seen that porn before. / Faye: So, Hannelore, can I get the number for your therapist? I meant to ask you earlier but you...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[in Faye and Martin's living room]] / Hannelore: Awwe, look at that adorable bull! He's got dalmation spots! / Faye: Who's lookin' at the bull? I'm busy ogling cute cowboy bottoms. / Dora: "Coyboy Bottoms"? I think I've seen that porn before. / Faye: So Hannelore, can I get the number of your therapist?...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Faye and Dora sitting on the couch, watching a rodeo on television]] / Faye: Ooh, horn to the balls! That bull is totally going to get high-fives from his buddies back in the corral. / Dora: Ssh, I think Hannelore fell asleep. / [[Faye looks over at Hannelore, who is sleeping on the other end of the...
Number 558: Threats! Faye: Ooh, horn to the balls! That bull is totally going to get high-fives from his buddies back in the corral. / Dora: Ssh, I think Hannelore fell asleep / Faye: Aww. We'd better let her be. She looks like she's been awake for days. / Dora: Yeah, she's got that whole Nigh of the Living Dead thing going....
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye: Well if you're leaving and Marty's not back yet, I may as well go to sleep myself. / Dora: Righty-o. See you tomorrow, Faye. And you know I'm not really tryin' to hurt your feelings with the smirking and jokes, right? / Faye: I can take anything you can dish out, honey. Don't you worry about me. / Dora:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Number 559: A Monologue / [[Outside Faye and Marten's apartment, Dora is leaving]] / Faye: Well if you're leaving and Marty's not back yet, I may as well go to sleep myself. / Dora: Righty-o. See you tomorrow, Faye. And you know I'm not really tryin' to hurt your feelings with the smirking and jokes,...
Questionable Content Number 560: It's About Clothing {{title text: Number 560: It's About Clothing}} / Marten: Is that the same black trenchcoat you were wearing the other day? / Dora: Nope, this is a different one. / Marten: Haha, how many black trenchcoats do you HAVE? / Dora: Two, mister smartass. And how many black hoodies are lurking in YOUR closet? / Marten:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Dora and Martin are walking down the street at night.]] / Marten: Is that the same black trenchcoat you were wearing the other day? / Dora: Nope, this is a different one. / Marten: Haha, how many black trenchcoats do you HAVE? / Dora: Two, mister smartass. And how many black hoodies are lurking in YOUR...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: Bacon cheeseburger, medium well, with extra fries, a coke, and a cup of coffee. / Marten: I'll just have a hamburger and a coke please. / Dora: I wouldn't normally order that much food, but I kinda forgot to eat dinner earlier. / Marten: Haha, I do that all the time. All "hurr why am I so hungry...
Number 561: QC Loves Aussies Dora: Bacon cheese burger, medium well, with extra fries, a coke, and a cup of coffee. / Marten: I'll just have a hamburger and a coke please. / Dora: I wouldn't normally order that much food, but I kinda forgot to eat dinner earlier. / Marten: Haha, I do that all the time. All "hurr why am I so hungry...
Number 562: Post-Dinner Conversation Panel 1 / [Dora] ...so Raven will never admit it, but the REAL reason she has stretch marks in funny places is she was about twenty pounds heavier in college. / [Marten] Ah, the "freshman fifteen" brought some friends to the party too, huh. / Panel 2 / [Dora] Yeah, and then she maintained it with a steady...
Number 562: Post-Dinner Conversation Dora: ...So Raven will never admit it, but the REAL reason she has stretch marks in funny places is she was about twenty pounds heavier in college. / Marten: Ah, the "freshman fifteen" brought some friends to the party too, huh. / Dora: Yeah, and then she maintained it with a steady diet of friend fries...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Dora and Martin walking down a street; Dora leaning against Martin]] / Dora: Brrr. It's getting chilly out. / Martin: Do you, uh, want my hoodie? / Dora: Nah, I'll be okay. / [[Outside Dora's Apartment]] / Martin: So, uh. here's your apartment... / Dora: I'm pretty wired from all that coffee. Are you...
Number 563: Serial Killer Couture Dora: Brrr. It's getting chilly out. / Marten: Do you, uh, want my hoodie? / Dora: Nah, I'll be ok. / Marten: So, uh, here's your apartment... / Dora: I'm pretty wired from all that coffee. Are you tired? / Marten: No, not really. I did have like six cokes. / Dora: Well, let's go up on the roof. It's got...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday there, i'm all bundled up. happy now? / aw, i was...uh, i was kinda not mindin' you leaning on me earlier... / well how about i sit close to you and keep us both warm then. / O-okay. Gah, I'm sorry I'm being such a dumbass. I'm just not used to the whole "physical contact not being a big huge deal for...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: ...So Raven will never admit it, but the REAL reason she has stretch marks in funny places is she was about twenty pounds heavier in college. / Martin. Ah, the "freshman fifteen" brought some friends to the party too, huh. / Dora: Yeah, and then she maintained it with a steady diet of french...
Questionable Content: [[Marten and Dora hanging out after "the kiss heard round the world!"]] / Marten: Wow, that was... / Dora: THAT was an attempt to get you to stop beating yourself up and notice the girl right in front of you. A real Dora-kiss is roughly eleven times more discombobulating. / Marten: Dora, I... / Dora: Now...
 
566: Tell the Truth, Tell the Truth MARTEN: Hey, Faye? Are you awake? I kinda need to talk to you. / FAYE: Marty? It's like four in the morning. Are you just getting back from band practice? / MARTEN: No, I uh...ran into Dora on the way home. We went out to get some food and ended up hanging out for a while. / FAYE: Oh really. Let me guess,...
Number 566: Tell The Truth, Tell The Truth Marten: Hey, Faye? Are you awake? I kinda need to talk to you. / Faye: Marty? It's like four in the morning. Are you just getting back from band practice? / Marten: No, I uh... I ran into Dora on the way home. We went out to get some food and ended up hanging out for a while / Faye: Oh really. Let me...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye: So... do you want to date Dora? / Marten: Yeah, I... I think so. I mean, she likes me and I like her so... yeah. Are you alright? / Faye: Yes, Marty, I'm all right. / Marten: Are you sure? I mean, I know its awfully soon and - / Faye: Hush, Marten. You really want to know how I fell? It hurts....
Number 567: This Boy Is Exhausted [[Faye and Marten sitting in Faye's Room]] / Faye: So...do you want to date Dora? / Marten: Yeah, I...I think so. I mean, she likes me and I like her, so...yeah. Are you all right? / Faye: Yes Marty, I'm all right. / [[Faye's eyes are tearing]] / Marten: Are you sure? I mean, I know it's awfully soon and...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday BAM / BAM / BAM / BAM / BAM / -- / Faye: TWO DAYS? TWO FRIGGIN DAYS?! / Dora: I know. It was a shitty thing for me to do. I've been up ever since Marten left, just feeling awful about it. Go on, beat the crap out of me if you want. I deserve it. / Faye: It WAS a shitty thing to do. But it was shitty...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[dora is sleep deprived, anxious and curled up on her couch]] / [[faye bangs on the door to her apartment]] / <> / [[faye enters angry, dora is slumped over in guilt]] / faye: TWO DAYS? TWO FRIGGIN DAYS?! / dora: I know. It was a shitty thing for me to do. I've been up ever since...
Number 569: Cocoa is an Excellent Peace Offering Dora: Faye, I'm so sorry about all of this. Can we still be friends? / Faye: Do you still want to date Marty? / Dora: I...I do, but if you don't want me to I'd rather be disappointed by that than have you hate me. / Faye: I won't hate you, as long as you treat him right and don't steal him away entirely....
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Dora's apartment]]Dora: Faye, I'm so sorry about all of this. Can we still be friends? / Faye: Do you still want to date Marty? / Dora: I...I do, but if you don't want me to I'd rather be disappointed by that than have you hate me. / Faye: I won't hate you, as long as you treat him right and don't...
Number 570: She Missed It All PANEL 1: / Hannelore: Yawwwn! / PANEL 2: / Hannelore: Oh man, that was the best sleep I've had in months. Thank you for not waking me up! / ...Hey, you two look really tired. What kept you guys up all night? / PANEL 3: / [[Silence, Marten and Faye looking at each other]] / PANEL 4: / Hannelore: Oh no,...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Stretching her arms and sitting up on the couch]]Hannelore: Yawwwn! / [[In the kitchen]]Hannelore: Oh man, that was the best sleep I've had in months. Thank you for not waking me up! Hey, you two look really tired. What kept you guys up all night? [[Marten and Faye stare at each other]] / Hannelore:...
 

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