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| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Amanda and Faye in basement]]
/ Amanda: So you're gonna go visit dad tomorrow?
/ Faye: Yeah, probably first thing in the morning. / Amanda: Do you want to bring some flowers? Mom's got some nice daisies growing alongside the house. I bet she wouldn't mind if you took a few.
/ Faye: Yeah, I'll bring... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=601 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Amanda is on the couch, Faye stands up on the side of it]]
/ Amanda: So you're gonna go visit dad tomorrow?
/ Faye: Yeah, probably first thing it the morning. / [[Faye sits on the couch]]
/ Amanda: Do you want to bring some flowers? Mom's got some nive daisies growing alongside the house. I bet she wouldn't... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=601# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Marten and Dora sitting on a couch]]
/ Marten: Aw, come on!There's no way she could've dodged that meat cleaver! What is she, a hapless teenage cheerleader ninja?
/ Dora: I love a man who roots for the psychopath in the hockey mask. / Marten: How can you NOT root for him? He's doing evolution a favor... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=602 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: Aw, come on! There's no way she could have dodged that meat cleaver! What is she, a hapless teenage cheerleader ninja?
/ Dora: I love a man who roots for the psychopath in the hockey mask.
/ Marten: How can you NOT root for him? He's doing evolution a favour by massacring these insipid coeds.
/ Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=602# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: Woo, we totally missed the ending of that movie but I am so not complaining.
/ Dora: Yeah, me neither. Hang on, I'll be right back. / Marten: What's this?
/ Dora: It's my relationship checklist. Just a few basic questions I like to get out of the way before I commit to dating someone, you know?... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=603 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Martin " Woo, we totally missed the ending of that movie but i am so not complaining." / Dora "Yeah me neither. Hang on,I'll be right back." / Martin " What's this?" / Dora "It's my relationship checklist. Just a few basic questions I like to get out of hte way before I commit to dating someone, you... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=603# |
| Number 604: Frustration and Physics | Dora: So...would it be utterly horrible of me to not have sex with you tonight? I mean, it's not that I don't WANT to, it's just a little early, you know? / Marten: No, it's cool. I understand. / Dora: Are you sure? You're not mad at me? / Marten: Don't worry about it. If I've made it this long... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=604 |
| Questionable Content: #604 | [[Dora and Marten are on the couch, Dora half on top of Marten]] / Dora: So...would it be utterly horrible of me to not have sex with you tonight? / Dora: I mean, it's not that I don't WANT to, it's just a little early, you know?
/ Marten: No, it's cool. I understand.
/ Dora: Are you sure? You're not... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=604# |
| Episode 605: In Memoriam | Fae: Hi dad. / Fae: You know, I had a whole big speech planned out in my head, but now that I'm here it feels sort of pointless.
/ Fae: But it's not like you're going anywhere so I might as well say it anyway. / Fae: I miss you. I wish you weren't gone. It hurts so bad to be sitting here, looking at... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=605 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Faye standing in a cemetery in front at her father's grave.]]
/ Hi dad. / [[Faye sits]]
/ You know I had a whole big speech planned out in my head, but now that I'm here it feels sort of pointless. But it's not like you're going anywhere so I might as well say it anyway. / I miss you. I wish you weren't... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=605# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Dora: Good morning, sleepyhead
/ Marten: Muh...morning. You been awake long?
/ Dora: Only a little while. / Dora: Did you sleep okay:
/ Marten: Yeah, but someone kept grabbing my butt in the dark.
/ Dora: I couldn't help myself, it was so cute and it was right there next to me. / Dora: Besides, you're... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=606 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Dora and Martin in bed. It is morning.]]
/ Dora: Good morning, sleepyhead.
/ Martin: Muh...morning. You been awake long?
/ Dora: Only a little while. / [[Martin putting his shirt on. Dora stretching in her night shirt and underwear.]]
/ Dora: Did you sleep okay?
/ Martin: Yeah, but someone kept grabbing... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=606# |
| Questionable Content: Comic #607 | Martin: Oh man, you know what I just realized? We're one of those couples
/ Dora: "Those" couples? / Martin: The ones you always see on Sunday mornings at diners like this, all quietly talking and sheepishly smiling at each other, and you can totally tell they just hooked up the night before.
/ Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=607 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Dora and Martin in a diner.]]
/ Martin: Oh man, you know what I just realized. We're one of those couples.
/ Dora: "Those" couples? / Martin: The ones you always see on Sunday mornings at diners like this, all quietly talking and sheepishly smiling at each other, and you can totally tell they just hooked... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=607# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [Marten and Dora walk through the streets]
/ Dora: So do you think we did the right thing?
/ Marten: What do you mean?
/ Dora: Us getting together. Do you think it was the right thing to do? / Marten: Well yeah, I mean we like each other, so...
/ Dora: I just feel bad for Faye. She really likes you, regardless... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=608 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Marty and Dora are walking on the sidewalk. they seem concerned]]
/ Dora: So, do you think we did the right thing?
/ Marty: What do you mean?
/ Dora: Us getting together. Do you think it was the right thing to do? / Marty: Well yeah, I mean we like each other so...
/ Dora: I just feel bad for Faye. She... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=608# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Faye cames right from the cemetery. Amanda is standing by the car]]
/ Amanda: Hey sis. You ok?
/ Faye: Yeah,I'm alright. No life-changing catharsis or anything,but it was nice to visit dad. / [[They get in the car. Amanda is driving, Faye on the side bench]]
/ Amanda: So what do you wanna do now?
/ Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=609 |
| Number 609: I Heart Jettas | Amanda: Hey sis. You ok?
/ Faye: Yeah, I'm all right. No life-changing catharsis or anything, but it was nice to visit dad. / Amanda: So what do you wanna do now?
/ Faye: Bluh. I've had enough solemn contemplation for one day. Gimme some fast food and let's go shopping or something. / Amanda: Atta... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=609# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: Dora, I don't think you're a bad person. Seriously, Faye did everything short of sign an affadavit saying she wasn't going to date me.
/ Dora: And you're not just going out with me because you can't be with her? / Marten: What? No! It's not an "If I can't have A then B is good enough" situation.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=610 |
| Number 610: From Anxiety to Sarcasm in 60 Seconds | Marten: Dora, I don't think you're a bad person. Seriously, Faye did everything short of sign an affadavit saying she wasn't going to date me.
/ Dora: And you're not just going out with me because you can't be with her? / Marten: What? No! It's not an "If I can't have A then B is good enough" situation.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=610# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 611: Robots Gone Wild}} / [[Marten walks into his apartment; it's covered with streamers and party stuff]] / Marten: Pintsize, I'm... home? / Marten: What the hell happened here? / Pintsize: Sssh, not so loud. I'm way hung over and Hannelore's still passed out. Winslow's been stuck in standby... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=611 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Martin: Pintsize, I'm...home? / Martin: What the hell happened in here?
/ Pintsize: Sssh, not so loud. I'm way hung over and Hannelore's still passed out. Winslow's been stuck in standby mode ever since he did that last Jello shot. / Martin: I take it there was a party in my absence.
/ Pintsize: You... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=611# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Hannelore: Ugh, I'm really sorry about this. Pintsize invited a couple other AntrhoPCs over last night and it just snowballed from there.
/ Marten: Don't worry about it. There's no major structural damage and the stains will come off the walls. / Hannelore: I guess this makes it two times I've passed... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=612 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{title text; Number 612: Where does he keep his bike?}}
/ Hannelore; Ugh, I'm really sorry about this. Pinsize invited a couple other AnthroPCs over last night and it just snowballed from there.
/ Martin; Don't worry about it. There's no major structural damage and the stains will come off the walls. / Hannelore;... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=612# |
| Number 613: They'll Need Two Giant Q-Tips | Raven: I can't believe you two didn't bang. You're such a prude.
/ Dora: We had plenty of fun last night without getting it on, thank you very much. / Raven: So are you feeling less freaked out about all this?
/ Dora: Yeah, I guess. I mean, it helps to hear Marten say he's not just settling for me. Not... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=613 |
| Number 613: They'll Need Two Giant Q-Tips | [[Dora and Raven inside Coffee of Doom]]
/ Raven: I can't believe you two didn't bang. You're such a prude.
/ Dora: We had plenty of fun last night without getting it on, thank you very much. / Raven: So are you feeling less freaked out about all this?
/ Dora: Yeah, I guess. I mean, it helps to hear... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=613# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Faye and Amanda walk into their mother's house]]
/ Amanda: ...So are you worried about going back to Massachusetts?
/ Faye: Hmm? No, I...wow, you know, I honestly haven't worried about it at all since I got down here. / Amanda: Coming from you, that's a big deal. You don't think it'll be awkward or... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=614 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Amanda and Faye enter their mom's house. A needlepoint reads "Bless This Home."]]
/ Amanda: ...So are you worried about going back to Massachusetts?
/ Faye: Hmm? No, I... wow, you know, I honestly haven't worried about it at all since I got down here. / Amanda: Coming from you, that's a big deal. You... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=614# |
| That's Some Good Webcest | Dora: Back so soon? You really can't get enough of me.
/ Marten: Dora you're rad and all but right now I need to be out of my apartment as much as anything else. / Dora: What happened?
/ Marten: Pintsize threw a party last night while I was out, and Hannelore ended up getting smashed and possibly making... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=615 |
| Questionable Content: Number 615: That's Some Good Webcest | [Martin, on the left, looks tired. Dora, on the right, is smiling.]
/ Dora: Back so soon? You really can't get enough of me.
/ Martin: Dora you're rad and all but right now I need to be out of my apartment as much as anything else. / [The scene becomes a tighter view of the couple with Dora looking... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=615# |
| Questionable Content: #616: Who knew, Volcanos | Marten: I wouldn't have figured you for a Islands fan, Raven.
/ Raven: Oh, I love them. Theyire my favorite kind of landmass. / Marten: I can't figure out if that was a clever play on words or if you're being serious.
/ Raven: Play on words? No, I really like them. All sunny and pleasant until KABLAM!... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=616 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic Title: Number 616: Who Knew, Volcanos
/ [[Martin, on the left, standing in front of the counter, is drinking a cup of coffee. Raven is on the right, behind the counter.]]
/ Martin: I wouldn't have figured you for an Islands fan, Raven.
/ Raven: Oh, I love them. They're my favorite kind of landmass. / [[Martin... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=616# |
| Number 617: Same Old Faye | [[Faye's house in Savannah]]
/ Mrs. Whittaker: More cornbread?
/ Faye: Ooh, no thanks. I'm stuffed.
/ Amanda: More for me! Nyom nyom nyom. / Mrs. Whittaker: Well honey it's been wonderful havin' you down to visit. We missed you.
/ Faye: I missed you guys too. I'm glad I came down.
/ Amanda: Yeah... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=617 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Title: Number 617: Same Old Faye
/ [[Scene opens around the table in the Whitaker's kitchen. Dora is seated on the left, Mrs. Whitaker is standing wearing an apron and holding a pan in the center, and Amanda is seated on the right.]]
/ Mrs. Whitaker: More cornbread?
/ Faye: Oof, no thanks. I'm stuffed.
/ Amanda:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=617# |
| Number 618: Lori Petty 4Lyfe | [[Coffee of Doom]]
/ Steve: Hey, there are the two lovebirds!
/ Marten: Hey Steve. / Dora: I wasn't aware we already qualified for "lovebird" status.
/ Steve: Oh totally. I mean look at you two, you even have the same plumage. / Dora: I could try and go back to my natural color, but nobody needs to... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=618 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 618: Lori Petty 4Lyfe
/ [[ Coffee of Doom, interior ]] / Steve: Hey, there are the two lovebirds!
/ Marten: Hey Steve. / Dora: I wasn't aware we already qualified for "lovebird" status.
/ Steve: Oh totally. I mean look at you two, you even have the same plumage. / Dora: I could try and go back... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=618# |
| Number 619: Kick 'Em When They're Down | [[Coffee of Doom]]
/ Steve: There's Ellen! Hey sweetie, what took you so long?
/ Ellen: I've been babysitting Natasha all day. She drank too much last night and spent most of the morning with her head in the toilet. / Marten: Oh man, helpin' somebody else puke is no fun at all.
/ Ellen: No, she wasn't... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=619 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Steve: There's Ellen! Hey sweetie, what took you so long?
/ Ellen: I've been babysitting Natasha all day. She drank too much last night and spent most of the morning with her head in the toilet. / Marten: Oh Man, helpin' somebody else puke is no fun at all.
/ Ellen: No, she wasn't barfing, she literally... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=619# |
| Number 620: Har Har | Marten: Ugh, I think I finally have to go back to work tomorrow.
/ Dora: If you hate your job so much, why don't you just quit and find a new one? / Marten: The thought of bein' unemployed is pretty scary.
/ Dora: There are other jobs out there, Marten. Surely you could find one that you enjoy more than... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=620 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: Ugh, I think I finally have to go back to work tomorrow.
/ Dora: If you hate your job so much, why don't you just quit and find a new one? / Marten: The thought of bein' unemployed is pretty scary.
/ Dora: There are other jobs out there, Marten. Surely you could find one that you enjoy more than... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=620# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 621: But Is It Renewable?}} / [[Coffeehouse of Doom, Marten standing in "Hum" shirt on left, Dora sitting on countertop on right]]
/ Dora: So what time does Faye get back tomorrow?
/ Marten: Around noon. I gotta be at work so I can't meet her at the airport. / Dora: I'd go pick her up and save... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=621 |
| But Is It Renewable? | {{Comic No: 621}}
/ {{Comic Name: But Is It Renewable?}}
/ [[Panel 1: Marten and Dora chatting in Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: So what time does Faye get back tomorrow?
/ Marten: Around noon. I gotta be at work so I can't meet her at the airport.
/ [[Panel 2: Raven is now in the scene]]
/ Dora: I'd go pick her... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=621# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Dora: So do you want to stay over at my place again tonight? Marten: I'd Like to, but I do need to get some sleep before work tomorrow. My schedule's messed enough as it is. / Dora: Hmm, good point. We didn't actually sleep much last night. Besides, if we spend too much time together you'll get sick... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=622 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[ Dora and Martin are cleaning up in the coffeeshop ]]
/ Dora: So do you wanna stay over at my place again tonight?
/ Martin: I'd like to, but I do need to get some sleep before work tomorrow. My schedule's messed up enough as it is. / Dora: Hmm, good point. We didn't actually sleep much last night.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=622# |
| Number 623: A Tortured Psyche | [[Departure lane at the airport]]
/ Faye: Bye mom, bye sis. Love you!
/ Mrs. Whittaker: We love you too sweetie, have a safe flight.
/ Amanda: Try not to have any nervous breakdowns on the plane.
/ Faye: Thpppt. / [[On jetway to plane]]
/ Faye (thinking): Whew, this trip was just what I needed. Now it's... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=623 |
| A Tortured Psyche | {{Comic No: 623}}
/ {{Comic Name: A Tortured Psyche}}
/ [[Panel 1: Faye, her sister, Amanda, and her mother are at the airport Departures area, saying Goodbye to Faye]]
/ Faye: By mom, by sis. Love you!
/ Mrs. Whitaker: We love you too sweetie, have a safe flight.
/ Amanda: Try not to have any nervous breakdowns... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=623# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: Hey Boss.
/ Boss: Marten! Long time no see! You're fired! / Marten: What? Why?!
/ Boss: Well okay, not so much "fired" as "laid off". We all are. The powers that be have decided to liquidate our entire division. I'd have told you last week, but I figured you deserved to find out in person. / Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=624 |
| Number 624: Poor Kitten | [[Marten's Office, both Marten and Boss are smiling]]
/ Marten; Hey boss.
/ Marten's Boss; Marten! Long time no see! You're fired! / [[Close up with Hang in There! poster, Marten is shocked, Boss is smiling]]
/ Marten; What? Why?!
/ Marten's Boss; Well okay, not so much "fired" as "laid off". We all are.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=624# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: ...I can't believe that cop fell for the old cryin' trick. He didin't even write you up a warning!
/ Raven: My puppydog eyes could probably end wars. Speeding tickets are easy.
/ Dora: Faye? You're back! / Faye: Hey Dora! How have you been? How's the non-single life treatin' you?
/ Dora: Oh... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=625 |
| questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=625# | Numer 625: Every Coffee Shop Has Some / Panel 1 / Faye: ...I can't believe that cop fell for the old cryin' trick. He didn't even write you up a warning! / Raven: My puppydog eyes could probably end wars. Speeding tickets are easy. / Dora: Faye? You're back! / Panel 2 / Faye: Hey Dora! How have you been? How's... |
| Comic #626: Gonna Beat up a Printer with a Bat | Marten: Jesus, I can't believe I'm getting laid off. You know, the irony is I was thinking about quitting anyway--
/ Boss: And I'd have high-fived you on your way out the door. You had a shitty gig here, Marten. I know that. Now go take whatever you can carry out of the IT department and get on with... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=626 |
| Gonna Beat Up A Printer With A Bat | {{Comic No: 625}}
/ {{Comic Title: Gonna Beat Up A Printer With A Bat}}
/ [[Panel 1: Marten and his boss, Scott, are standing in the office in front of some cubicles]]
/ Marten: Jesus, I can't believe I'm getting laid off. You know, the irony is I was thinking about quitting anyway-
/ Scott: And I'd have... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=626# |
| 627: Communism Has A Foot Fetish | Panel 1
/ Faye: Marty! I missed you!
/ Marten: Doof! I missed you too, Faye. / Panel 2
/ Faye: But what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at work?
/ Marten: Actually... I just got laid off.
/ Dora: What?! Are you serious? / Panel 3
/ Marten: Yep. I am officially unemployed. They axed the entire department... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=627 |
| Questionable Content: 627 | [[Outside Coffee of Doom, Faye hugs Martin]]
/ Faye: Marty! I missed You!
/ Martin: Doof! I missed you too, Faye. / [[Inside Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: But what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at work?
/ Martin: Actually... I just got laid off.
/ Dora: What!? Are you serious? / Martin: Yep. I am officially... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=627# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{title text: Number 628: Devastating Counter-Attack}} / [[Dora, Marty and Faye at the Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: So what are you gonna do now that you're jobless?
/ Marty: Well, look for another job I guess.
/ In the meantime I can collect unemployment and relax a little.
/ Maybe update my music blog more,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=628 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 628: Devistating Counter-Attack}} / [[Faye, Marten, and Dora stand in the coffee shop]]
/ Faye: So what are you gonna do now that you're jobless?
/ Marten: Well, look for another job I guess. In the meantime I can collect unemployment and relax a little. Maybe update my music blog more, spend... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=628# |
| Number 629: My G5 Does The Same Thing | [[Marten and Faye's Apartment]]
/ Pintsize: SALUTATIONS MARTEN! IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN AFTER YOU'VE BEEN GONE ALL DAY HOW WAS WORK DID YOU GO TO THE COFFEE SHOP LIKE YOU USUALLY DO BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ENJOY HANGING OUT WITH FAYE AND DORA AND RAVEN
/ Marten: Uh, Pintsize? Have you been eating coffee... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=629 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Pintsize: Salutations Marten It's good to see you again after you've been gone all day how was work did you go to the coffee shop like you usually do because I know you enjoy hanging out with Faye and Dora and Raven
/ Marten: Uh, Pintsize? Have you been eating coffee grounds again? / Hannelore: I had... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=629# |
| 630: I Couldn't Fit Them In Panel, Sorry | 630: I Couldn't Fit Them In Panel, Sorry / PANEL 1 / Marten: Hey Faye, I'm back and I brought a Hannelore with me.
/ Faye: Did you BRING her, or did she just follow you all the way here? You've really got to stop adopting stray ladies, Marty. / PANEL 2 / Hannelore: Heheh yeah I guess I am kind of... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=630 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Hannelore, Marten and Faye standing inside Coffee of Doom by the front window]]
/ Marten: Hey Faye, I'm back and I brought a Hannelore with me.
/ Faye: Did you BRING her, or did she just follow you all the way here? You've really got to stop adopting stray ladies, Marty. / Hannelore: Heheh... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=630# |
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