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Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Title: "Number 1232: A Crucial Task" / [[Sven's House]] / Sven: Hey, you even remembered to get the mail on the way up! Good job, Failthful Intern. / Lydia: Yeah. It wasn't exactly rocket science. / Sven: Sweet, a royalties check. / Lydia: Oooooh. / Sven: All right! That's it. / Lydia: What do you mean,...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1233: Libertarian Employment}} / [[Faye is pouting, arms folded; Dora is looking at Faye, stirring something in a carafe; Specials read: Honey latte, Nutty Mocha, Cup o' Bees]] / Faye: How come Sven gets an intern and we don't? / Dora: You just want soneone else to abuse all day. / [[Faye looks...
Book of Secrets [[Sven's apartment. Lydia is there]] / You're seriously not gonna do ANY work today? / I can't just sit down and expect to write a song. I have to wait for inspiration to strike. / Somehow I doubt doing nothing all day is going to entice the Inspiration Fairy to come visit. / I'm sorry, which of us is...
Also possibly a burro [[The cafe]] / No, see, I'd actually be losing MORE money, because you be geting paid more for working borh your shifts and Faye's shifts. / Oh. Damn, I'm bad at math. / Yesss, my employment is secure! / Don't get cocky. We could still replace you. Maybe with a mule or something. / Har har, very funny. / Oh,...
I am a horrible man Your big day is tomorrow, Jeph! You should take the night off! / I can't. I'm already taking tomorrow off. The readers would murder me. / Then how about just drawing whatever you feel like drawing? / Hmm, that's not a bad idea... / [[lazily-rendered robot jokes]] / What did the router say to the computer / I...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Guest comic by Lem; Number 1237: We are the space robots}} / [[Dora turns away from Marten, holding her face] / Dora: Marten, I have to talk to you. / Marten: Uh... Ok, what is it? / Dora: I have a terrible secret... / [[Dora pulls off her face, revealing a robot face; Marten is surprised]] / Dora: I'm...
Questionable Prioirities Pathetic blood bags! Prepare to go to a better place! Repainting the walls of my rec room! / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! / What do you think you're doing? / Saving a trip to home depot. / Didn't your mother teach you to wash after rupturing people's intestines? / *sniff* I... killed her too early.
Good for him, really [[At the cafe]] / Well hello there Casanova, what can I do for you today? / I... I need to speak with Penelope. / What's up? / Penelope, I... I know I'm probably the laughingstock of this establishment, but I have to ask anyway, if only to feel the cleansing astringence of rejection. Would you like to...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1240: Neither Borrower Nor Lnder Be}} / [[Sven and Lydia on the couch, Lydia looking at a sheet of paper in her hand, Sven plucking a guitar, looking at Lydia; Wil enters from the side with arms in the arm, looking very surprised]] / Sven: Now typically you'd want to resolve that up to G major,...
The worst kind of boy [[The Cafe]] / I still say he's a creep. / You just can't stand to see anyone else happy. / ENOUGH with the bickering, you two. Faye, go clean the bathroom. Penelope, you're on register duty. / You don't really think he's a creep, do you? / I dunno, hon. He seems nice enough. He's awkward as hell, but...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1242: Very, Very Specific}} / [[Penelope leans on one arm on the counter, gestures toward Dora with the other hand; Dora stands across from Penelope hugging her arms in a "Blood Blood Blood" t-shirt]] / Penelope: ...And then there was JARED, who actually had the gall to ask if I was "gonna put...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1243: Canadians Do It Better}} / [[Set in library; Marten, in brown t-shirt reading "Bear vs. Shark", holds a brown book; Hannelore, in pink t-shirt reading "Blood Wizard", looks at Martern]] / Hannelore: Hey Marten, I'd like to take this out. / Marten: "A History of Mental Illness and Treatment?"...
Disturbing plans [[In the library]] / I really wish you wouldn't flirt with Hannelore like that. It freaks her out. / Why, is she not into girls? / I don't think she's really "into" anyone. She's too weirded out by physical contact and fluids and stuff. / Oh, that makes it even better. I can corrupt her. / I don't think...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1245: From Forward Into Reverse}} / [[Marten and Tai are walking outside the library, both with hands inside their respective hoodies, both looking slightly concerned; Tai's hoodie reads "Smif"]] / Marten: I'm serious though, please don't mess with Hanners too much. / Tai: She's really that fucked...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1246: Halcyon Days}} / [[A happy Tai drags a nervous Marten down the street by the hand; two people are walking passed them, one wearing a "Brooklyn" hoodie; a storefront has signs in the window, like "Bad Art!" and "Sale]] / Marten: We're not seriously going to get your lady-bits pierced, are...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1247: Some Liberties Taken}} / [[A tattoo artist with black and pink dreds pulls on pink rubber gloves; Tai sits on a bed, looking at Marten; Marten stands behind the bed; two signs: "Yes this will hurt" and "Tip and I'll be gentle"; sanitary products on table]] / Marten: Do I really have to be...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1248: That's The Hard Part}} / [[Tattoo artist lady stands with hands on hips, smiling, looking at Tai; Tai sits on edge of bed, loking down and smiling; Marten stands off to the right, expressing little]] / Lady: So what do you think? / Tai: This is AWESOME! / [[Tattoo artist pulls off her gloves,...
Good thing they still have it [[The Cafe]] / Hey kids, what's up? / Dora! Dora! I got my hood pierced! / Ohmigod! How's it turn out? / AWESOME! Wanna see? / Uh, YES! / C'mon, let's go in the back. / 'Kay! / [[Marten and Faye look on]] / OHMIGOD it's so CUTE! / You think so? / My girlfriend is cooing over my boss's vulva like it was...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1250: A Penny's Worth Indeed}} / [[Dora and Marten walk side-by-side down the street; a man with a mustache is working on a laptop at a table; a hairy man is holding a picket sign]] / Dora: Does it bother you that I wanted to see Tai's piercing? / Marten: No, no... I mean, I was there for the...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1251: To The Best Of Their Ability}} / [[Lydia is standing at the foot of the couch with one hand on her hip and a roll of papers in her other hand; Sven is lounging on the couch reading a book]] / Lydia: Okay, your Les Paul's got a fresh set of strings, I reorganized your important documents,...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1252: Risky Business Indeed}} / [[In Faye and Marten's kitchen; Hannelore stands by the door, holding her hands; Faye looks back at Hannelore whiling stirring something in a bowl]] / Hannelore: Hey Faye, whatcha doin'? / Faye: Hey Hanners. Bakin' cookies. / [[Hannelore approached Faye]] / Hannelore:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1253: A Viscous Substance}} / [[Hannelore sits on Marten and Faye's couch with a chocolate-chip cookie; Pintsize stands on the back of the couch, arm extended towards Hannelore]] / Pintsize: Can I have a cookie? / Hannelore: Marten says you're not allowed to have cookies. / [[Pintsize's hands...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1254: Does This Look Infected?}} / [[Faye stands behind couch, goggling at the burned holes; Hannelore sits with her hands in her lap, also staring at the couch]] / Faye: What happened to our couch?! / Hannelore: Pintsize oozed some sort of... liquid onto it. / [[Faye closes her eyes and holds...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Number 1255: Consummate]] / [[Dora is standing behind the counter with one hand on the counter; Penelope is in front of the counter, eyes closed, hands folded, swaying a bit; Specials read: Erotic Toast, with a drawing of a piece of toast with an erect penis]] / Penelope: It's Friday and I have a date...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1256: Grey's Anatomy}} / [[Leaving the hospital; Wil looks sadly down at his sling; Penelope looks up at Wil]] / Wil: I can't believe this. / Penelope: I'm really sorry about your arm. / [[Penelope looks up at Wil and smiles]] / Wil: I'm the one who should be apologizing, Penelope. I'd planned...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1257: Hey Poor Self-Esteem}} / [[Wil and Penelope are standing on her doorstep]] / Wil: Well. Here we are. / Penelope: Yes, here we are. / [[The look at each other and smile]] / Wil: I... can't exactly say I had FUN tonight, but... I'm glad you were with me. Thank you. / Penelope: You're welcome....
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1258: For Great Justice}} / [[Penelope and Dora are glaring at Faye, who is laughing; Specials: pictue of cheese]] / Faye: Wait, he BROKE his ARM? Bahahaha! / Penelope: It's not funny! / [[Faye standing in front of the espresso machine, smiling; Penelope leaning against the bored, arms folded,...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1259: No Offense to the Bedouin}} / [[Wil and Sven walk down the street; Sven smiling]] / Wil: ...And there she was, by my side all the while, her eyes two limpid pools of sweetest sympathy towards my infirm state. / Sven: Good job turning a shitty situation to your advantage. / [[Wil closes...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1260: Karma Police}} / [[Dora is pissed, looking inside the espresso machine; Penelope and Faye watch her, slightly worried]]] / Dora: Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! / [[Dora faces Faye, yelling and angry; Faye looks upset, hands in the air]] / Dora: This thing is completely fucking RUINED! What...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 1261: Pair of Pliers and a Blowtorch}} / [[Penelope is pouring a cup fo coffee; Dora stands in front of the counter, pointing back with her thumb]] / Dora: I just got off the phone with the repair guy. / Penelope: And? / Dora: He says I'd be better off buying a new machine than trying to fix that...
 

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