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| Number 331: They Keep That Counter Polished For A Reason | [[In the Coffee of Doom. Raven is sitting on the counter, blocking her drawing of Faye]]
/ Faye: You know Raven, these drawings are really cute but I don't seem to be included. And why are you sitting up there like that anyway?
/ Raven: What? No. No reason. No reason at all. Nope. None. / [[Awkward... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=331 |
| Number 331: They Keep That Counter Polished For A Reason | [[Coffee shop. The blackboard has sketches of the staff. Dora's is labeled espressologist. Raven's is labeled Emocutie! Sara's is labeled Elusive. Raven is sitting on the counter.]]
/ Faye: You know Raven, these drawings are really cute but I don't seem to be included. And why are you sitting up... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=331# |
| 332: One-Upmanship | PANEL 1: / Marten: So uh you like Built to Spill?
/ Sven: Yeah, they're pretty fun. I saw them play back when their second record came out. / PANEL 2: / Marten: Right on. It's always cool to see bands before they get really well known. I caught the Arcade Fire back when they were on tour with the... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=332 |
| Number 333: Halfway to 666 | [[In the Coffe of Doom]]
/ Faye: So are you two done comparing your cumulative concert catalogs?
/ Marten: We were gonna sniff each other's butts like dogs next, but there are ladies present.
/ Sven: Bonus points for the alliteration. / Sven: Speaking of present ladies, I'm taking Dora out for dinner... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=333 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 334: I Guess Faye Made Her Change It / Panel 1
/ Sven: It was nice meeting you kids.
/ Dora: Thanks for helping me out, Faye. I'll be back after dinner to close things up.
/ Faye: No problem. Unless no overtime pay. Then: Problem. / Panel 2 / Faye: Okay poseurpus, since it appears I'm... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=334 |
| Number 334: I Guess Faye Made Her Change It | [[In Coffee of Doom]]
/ Sven: It was nice meeting you kids.
/ Dora: Thanks for helping me out, Faye. I'll be back after dinner to close things up.
/ Faye: No problem. Unless no overtime pay. Then: Problem. / Faye: Okay poserpus, since it appears I'm stuck with you around I plan to whip you into something... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=334# |
| Number 335: I Used To Make Paintings Like Those | [[Dora and Sven having dinner]]
/ Sven: ...So what's stopping you from pursuing him? You've never been shy about this sort of thing before.
/ Dora: I dunno, a bunch of things. He's all ga-ga for Faye, who abrasive though she may be is still my friend. I don't want to make that situation any messier... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=335 |
| Number 335: I Used To Make Paintings Like Those | [[In restaurant]]
/ Sven: ...So what's stopping you from pursuing him? You've never been shy about this sort of thing before.
/ Dora: I dunno, a bunch of things. He's all ga-ga for Faye, who abrasive though she may be is still my friend. I don't want to make that situation any messier for him than... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=335# |
| Number 336: Someone Finally Called Her On It | Raven: Hey, have you heard the new album from--
/ Faye: Stop. Just stop. I can guarantee that no matter what band you are about to mention, I will utterly loathe them. / Raven: Are you always this mean to people you barely even know?
/ [[Faye stops in her tracks]] / Faye: I am NOT...uh, I mean, not to... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=336 |
| Number 336: Someone Finally Called Her On It | [[In Coffee of Doom]]
/ Raven: Hey, have you heard the new album from-
/ Faye: Stop. Just stop. I can guarantee you that no matter what band you are about to mention, I will utterly loathe them. / Raven: Are you always this mean to people you barely even know? / Faye: I am not...uh, I mean, not to... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=336# |
| 337: Apparantly They Teach That In High School | Panel 1 / Dora: But enough about my stupid love life. How's yours doing? / Sven: Eh, it could be better. Vivanca and I broke up the other day. / Panel 2 / Dora: Gee, what a shock. She couldn't have gotten any dumber or blonder without a cranial saw and some Clorox. / Sven: You know, in hindsight... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=337 |
| Number 337: Apparently They Teach That In High School | [[In restaurant]]
/ Dora: But enough about my stupid love life. How's yours doing?
/ Sven: Eh, it could be better. Vivianca and broke up the other day. / Dora: Gee, what a shock. She couldn't have gotten any dumber or blonder without a cranial saw and some Clorox.
/ Sven: You know, in hindsight that's... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=337# |
| Number 338: Aw Crap | [[In the Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: Augh, fine. I may have been treating you too harshly, and I apologize. I will try not to be such a heinous bitch in the future.
/ Raven: What do you have against me, though? Did I do something wrong? / Faye: No, it's just...rgh, nevermind. You are my coworker now... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=338 |
| Number 338: Aw Crap | [[Outside Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: Augh, fine. I may have been treating you too harshly, and I apologize. I will try not to be such a heinous bitch in the future.
/ Raven: What do you have against me, though? Did I do something wrong? / Faye: No, it's just...rgh, nevermind. You are my coworker now... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=338# |
| Number 339: The Closest I'll Ever Get To Filler Art | Panel 1 / Pintsize: Hey I had a really good time the other night. / AwesoemPC1998: Aww, I did too! / Panel 2 / Pintsize: I just wanted to say that you're the awesomest lady robot I've ever met. ^_^ / AwesoemPC1998: WHAT?! I'm not a lady, I'm a dude! / Panel 3 / Pintsize: But- but you're... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=339 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Pintsize is chatting with another AnthroPC, awesomePC1998]]
/ Pintisze: Hey I had a really good time last night.
/ awesomePC1998: Aww, I did too. / Pintsize: I just wanted to say that you're teh awesomest lady robot I've ever met. ^-^
/ awesomePC1998: WHAT?! I'm not a lady, I'm a dude! / Pintsize: But-... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=339# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 340: Also The Most Emo Thing I Have Ever Written
/ [[Outside of the front door of Coffee of Doom]]
/ Panel 1 / Marten: Faye? Crap, where did she- / Faye: I'm down here. / Panel 2 / Marten: I thought you said you were going home. / Faye: I can't just stomp off home and leave Raven here... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=340 |
| Number 340: Also The Most Emo Thing I Have Ever Written | [[Outside Coffee of Doom]]
/ Marten: Faye? Crap, where did she-
/ Faye: I'm down here. / Marten: I thought you said you were going home.
/ Faye: I can't just stomp off home and leave Raven here by herself. Dora would kill me and then fire my corpse. / Marten: Well, I'm glad you at least had second... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=340# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 341: Like Petting A Tiger / Panel 1 / Faye: God, I'm such an awful person. / Marten: What? No you're not. / Panel 2 / Faye: Yes I am. I'm mean and standoffish and defensive, all the time. The worst part is I know how offputting I must be, but I can't seem to help it. I spent the whole... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=341 |
| Number 341: Like Petting A Tiger | [[Outside Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: God, I'm such an awful person.
/ Marten: What? No you're not. / Faye: Yes I am. I'm mean and standoffish and defensive, all the time. The worst part is I know how offputting I must be, but I can't seem to help it. I spent the whole day trying to be nice to you,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=341# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | TITLE BAR: Number 342: No, Seriously / PANEL 1 / [[OUTSIDE COFFEE OF DOOM]] / MARTEN: You okay? / FAYE: Siiiiiigh... Yes. / PANEL 2 / FAYE: Thank you so much for putting up with me, Marten. I know I'm a handful. / MARTEN: I'll say. Rawr! / PANEL 3 / FAYE: Hur hur, funny boy. You realize you're... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=342 |
| Number 342: No, Seriously | [[Outside Coffee of Doom]]
/ Marten: You okay?
/ Faye: Siiiiigh... Yes. / Faye: Thank you so much for putting up with me, Marten. I know I'm a handful.
/ Marten: I'll say. Rawr! / Faye: Hur hur, funny boy. You realize you're the only person on Earth who could get away with that line right now.
/ Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=342# |
| Number 343: Or Maybe A Wikipedia Entry | [[Outside the Coffe of Doom]]
/ Marten: You done laughing yet? Can we go back inside?
/ Faye: Hee hee hee, okay. Man, I was afraid I'd poop myself if that kept up. / [[walking inside]]
/ Marten: Any sign of Raven?
/ Faye: She's probably cowering in the broom closet or something. Covered in blood... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=343 |
| Number 343: Or Maybe A Wikipedia Entry | [[Outside Coffee of Doom]]
/ Marten: You done laughing yet? Can we go back inside?
/ Faye: Hee hee hee, okay. Man, I was afraid I'd poop myself if that kept up. / [[Inside Coffee of Doom]]
/ Marten: Any sign of Raven?
/ Faye: She's probably cowering in the broom closet or something. Covered in blood... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=343# |
| Number 344: General Mills Will Call Me Any Day Now | [[in the Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Hey kids, I'm back. Oh good, Raven is still in one piece.
/ Raven: I learned how to make coffee!
/ Faye: Our team of researchers was stunned to discover that Ravens can be taught how to safely operate a bean grinder. / Dora: Woah, you played nice? What brought on... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=344 |
| Number 344: General Mills Will Call Me Any Day Now | [[At Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Hey kids, I'm back. Oh good, Raven is still in one piece.
/ Raven: I learned how to make coffee!
/ Faye: Our team of researchers was stunned to discover that Ravens can be taught how to safely operate a bean grinder. / Dora: Whoa, you played nice? What brought on this... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=344# |
| Number 345 : Swing And A Miss | [[in the Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Okay, Faye, thanks for covering for me. I'll close up from here.
/ Faye: And that overtime you promised me?
/ Dora: It'll be in your next paycheck.
/ Faye: Awesome. / Faye: See you tomorrow, spookybutt.
/ Marten: Later Dora.
/ Dora: Buh-bye, kids.
/ Raven: Bye! Thank you for... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=345 |
| Number 345: Swing And A Miss | [[At Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Okay Faye, thanks for covering for me. I'll close up from here.
/ Faye: And that overtime you promised me?
/ Dora: It'll be in your next paycheck.
/ Faye: Awesome. / Faye: See you tomorrow, spookybutt.
/ Marten: Later Dora.
/ Dora: Buh-bye, kids.
/ Raven: Bye! Thank you... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=345# |
| Number 346: It Would Be Pretty Cute | Faye: Home at last! It is time for some comfier clothes.
/ Marten: I'll say. This leather thong is really starting to itch.
/ Faye: I was wondering why you were walking funny. / Marten: Hey Pintsize, what's up? Is something wrong?
/ Pintsize: I...uh...I'm not sure how to explain this.
/ Faye: This... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=346 |
| No. 346: It would be pretty cute | [[Interior, Marten & Faye's apartment]]
/ Faye: Home at last! It is time for some comfier clothes.
/ Marten: I'll say. This leather thong is really starting to itch.
/ Faye: I was wondering why you were walking funny. / [[By couch]]
/ Marten: Hey Pintsize, what's up? Is something wrong?
/ Pintsize: I...... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=346# |
| Number 347: Don't Be A Robo-Homophobe | Marten: ...So their gender is basically just something you can set in the software itself. You can go with male, female, or gender-undefined, which combines values assigned to both sexes.
/ Faye: So he's an AnthroPC set to "boy" who happened to do naughty things with another AnthroPC set to "boy."
/ Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=347 |
| Number 347: Don't Be A Robo-Homophobe | [[Marten and Faye's apartment]]
/ Marten: ...So their gender is basically just something you can set in the software itself. You can go with male, female, or gender-undefined, which combines values assigned to both sexes.
/ Faye: So he's an AnthroPC set to "boy" who happened to do naughty things with... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=347# |
| Number 348: Like a John Cusack Movie | Panel 1
/ [[Faye, Pintsize and Marten in Marten's appartment. Pintsize standing on the sofa.
/ ]]
/ Pintsize: Okay, I'm gonna go see if he's online. Mind if I have some privacy? / Marten: No problem dude, good luck. / Faye: Tell him we say hello! / Panel 2 / Marten: I sure hope this works out okay... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=348 |
| Number 348: Like A John Cusack Movie | [[Marten and Faye's apartment]]
/ Pintsize: Okay, I'm gonna go see if he's online. Mind if I have some privacy?
/ Marten: No problem dude, good luck.
/ Faye: Tell him we say hello! / Marten: I sure hope this works out okay for the little guy.
/ Faye: Yeah, me too. / Marten: Back already? Was he online?
/ Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=348# |
| Number 349: If He's Busy, Call Slash | Faye: Is he all right?
/ Marten: I dunno. He just slouched into a corner of my bedroom and turned himself off.
/ Faye: Poor little guy. Left in the interstellar parking garage of love. / Marten: Yeah, I don't think there's much we can do though. I wish I could help, but there's not much you can... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=349 |
| Number 349: If He's Busy, Call Slash | Faye: Is he all right?
/ Marten: I dunno. He just slouched into a corner of my bedroom and turned himself off.
/ Faye: Poor little guy. Left in the interstellar parking garage of love. / Marten: Yeah, I don't think there's much we can do though. I wish I could help but there's not much you can say to... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=349# |
| Number 350: Final Fayetasy | Faye: Man, I am bushed.
/ Marten: Yeah, today was a busy day. / Faye: Thank you again for being so nice to me today, Marten. Looking at the new apartment, helping me though my little hissy fit at the coffee shop... you've been a prince the entire time.
/ Marten: Aw, it's no big deal. You're my friend,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=350 |
| 350: Final Fayetasy | Faye: Man, I am bushed.
/ Marten: Yeah, today was a busy day. / Faye: Thank you again for being so nice to me today, Marten. Looking at the new apartment, helping me through my little hissy fit at the coffee shop... you’ve been a prince the entire time.
/ Marten: Aw, it’s no big deal. You’re my friend,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=350# |
| Number 351: The Litany of Faye | Faye: Marten, does this skirt make my bottom look too big?
/ Marten: Wait, you're asking me to look at your butt? I should record this moment for posterity. Or maybe for posteriority. / Faye: Har har, smartypants. Just tell me if it looks bad or not.
/ Marten: I dunno. I mean, it's your butt. There's... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=351 |
| Number 351: The Litany Of Faye | Faye: Marten, does this skirt make my bottom look too big?
/ Marten: Wait, you're asking me to look at your butt? I should record this moment for posterity. Or maybe for posteriority. / Faye: Har har, smartypants. Just tell me if it looks bad or not.
/ Marten: I dunno. I mean, it's your butt. There's... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=351# |
| Number 352: She Reads Too Much Cosmo | Faye: Bah. Stupid skirt was too short anyway.
/ Marten: Aww, you changed? It looked cute. / Faye: I'm sure it did, but I'd like to be able to bend down to tie my shoes in public without causing any car accidents.
/ Marten: Point taken. / Faye: Man, you boy-folk have it so much easier. T-shirt... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=352 |
| Number 352: She Reads too Much Cosmo | [[Marten and Faye's apartment]]
/ Faye: Bah. Stupid skirt was too short anyway.
/ Marten: Aww, you changed? It looked cute. / Faye: I'm sure it did, but I'd like to be able to bend down to tie my shoes in public without causing any car accidents.
/ Marten: Point taken. / Faye: Man, you boy-folk have... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=352# |
| Number 353: Not Exactly Lunar | Faye: Okay hopefully these pants will be able to contain my gargantuan bottom long enough for me to get to work today.
/ Marten: I'm pretty sure those other jeans ripped because they were old, not because your butt is too big. / Faye: I know, it's just adding insult to injury. I'd kill to have Dora's... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=353 |
| Number 353: Not Exactly Lunar | [[Marten and Faye's apartment]]
/ Faye: Okay hopefully these pants will be able to contain my gargantuan bottom long enough for me to get to work today.
/ Marten: I'm pretty sure those other jeans ripped because they were old, not because your butt is too big. / Faye: I know, it's just adding insult... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=353# |
| Number 354: Purple Hearts | Faye: Man, when the hell did I get this whiny? I'm sorry, Marten, I shouldn't be such a complainotron.
/ Marten: It's okay, everyone has low self-image moments. / Faye: Be that as it may, the next time I go all emo on you, just smack me upside the head and I"ll snap out of it.
/ Marten: How about,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=354 |
| Number 354: Purple Hearts | [[Marten and Faye's apartment]]
/ Faye: Man, when the hell did I get this whiny? I'm sorry Marten, I shouldn't be such a complainotron.
/ Marten: It's okay, everyone has low self-image moments. / Faye: Be that as it may, the next time I go al emo on you, just smack me upside the head and I'll snap out... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=354# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 355: What About The Bananas? / Panel 1
/ [[Faye and Marten sitting at an outside cafe]]
/ < http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=355 |
| Number 355: What About The Bananas? | [[Rooftop restaurant]]
/ < http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=355# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 356: The Friendliest Mammals / Panel 1 / Natasha: Hey kiddo, you look shellshocked. Rough day at class? / Ellen: We went to the aquarium to study dolphins today. / Panel 2 / Ellen: We got to put on wetsuits and get in the tank with some of them. / Natasha: Sounds like fun. / Panel... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=356 |
| Number 356: The Friendliest Mammals | [[Ellen and Natasha's apartment]]
/ Natasha: Hey kiddo, you look shellshocked. Rough day at class?
/ Ellen: We went to the aquarium to study dolphins today. / Ellen: We got to put on wetsuits and get in the tank with some of them.
/ Natasha: Sounds like fun. / Ellen: And I guess one of the boy-dolphins... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=356# |
| Comic Number 357: I Like Her Hat | Dora: Two scientists hm hm hmmm, for the good hm hmm hm hmmm, both of them hm hm hmm, so determined...
/ Raven: What's that you're singing? / Dora: Oh, just a Flaming Lips song. Why do you ask?
/ Raven: It sounded familiar. I think I've heard of them. / Dora: You know, for someone who used to give me... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=357 |
| Number 357: I Like Her Hat | [[At Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Two scientists hm hm hmmm, for the good hm hmm hm hmmm, both of them hm hm hmm, so determined...
/ Raven: What's that you're singing? / Dora: Oh, it's just a Flaming Lips song. Why do you ask?
/ Raven: It sounded familiar. I think I've heard of them. / Dora: You know, for... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=357# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 358: I Should Be Pope / Panel 1 / Faye: So I guess we'd better start packing up for the big move soon, huh. / Marten: Yeah. Fortunatelly we don't have too much stuff, so it shouldn't be overly difficult. / Panel 2 / Marten: Are you looking forward to having a bedroom of your own? / Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=358 |
| Number 358: I Should Be Pope | Faye: So I guess we'd better start packing up for the big move soon, huh.
/ Marten: Yeah. Fortunately we don't have too much stuff, so it shouldn't be overly difficult. / Marten: Are you looking forward to having a bedroom of your own?
/ Faye: Oh yeah. With all the casual sex I plan on having, it'll be... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=358# |
| Number 359: Dairy Products | Steve: So the dolphin was all rubbing his wing-wong on you?
/ Ellen: Yep. Apparently it's pretty common for dolphins to come on to humans.
/ Natasha: Not literally, I hope. / Ellen: Don't be crude. Do you want to come to dinner with us or not?
/ Natasha: That depends. Where are you going?
/ Steve: Cafe... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=359 |
| 359: Dairy Products | Steve: So the dolphin was all rubbing his wing-wong on you?
/ Ellen: Yep. Apparently it’s pretty common for dolphins to come on to humans.
/ Natasha: Not literally, I hope. / Ellen: Don’t be crude. Do you want to come to dinner with us or not?
/ Natasha: That depends. Where are you going?
/ Steve: Cafe... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=359# |
| Number 360: Consult Your English Textbooks | [[In the Coffee of Doom, Daro is serving a customer]]
/ Dora: Four dollars is your change.
/ Customer: Thanks. Hey, I was wondering if I could get your phone number.
/
/ Dora: Sorry, I don't give my number out to customers.
/ Customer: Aw, c'mon. You don't want to go out to dinner with a charming, handsome... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=360 |
| Number 360: Consult Your English Texbooks | [[At Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Four dollars is your change.
/ Customer: Thanks. Hey, I was wondering if I could get your phone number. / Dora: Sorry, I don't give my number out to customers.
/ Customer: Aw, c'mon. You don't want to go out to dinner with a charming, handsome guy like myself? / Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=360# |
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