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| Number 361: The Times, They Are A-Changin' | [[Outside, a man is playing guitar and singing]]
/ Faye: Argh, there's nothing I hate more than a badly-tuned acoustic guitar butchering Bob Dylan.
/ Martin: I know what you mean. Disease, famine, genocide... they're all peanuts compared to bad musicianship.
/ Man: [[singing]] Come senators, congressmen... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=361 |
| Number 362: Arf | [[Faye and Dora in the Coffe of Doom]]
/ Faye: Hey spookypants.
/ Dora: Hey generic-but-vaguely-cute nickname. / [[Written on the chalkboard: Triple espresso brownie, Triple brownie espresso, TEA OF DOOM]]
/ Faye: My my, aren't we the sassy one today.
/ Dora: I'm all riled up from dudes hitting on me this... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=362 |
| Number 363: Life is Full of Them | [[In the Coffee of Doom]]
/ Marten: Well much as I'd love to stay and further make an ass of myself, I really need to go do some grocery shopping.
/ Dora: Okay sweetie, see you later.
/ Faye: Stay away from the peaches.
/ {{Faye is refering to her and Marten's conversation in Number 355}} / Faye: Hey, where's... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=363 |
| Number 364: You Give An Inch | [[In the Coffee of Doom. Raven is picking herself up off the floor]]
/ Faye: I am so sorry Raven, I didn't mean to hurt you. It was just my self-defense instincts kicking in.
/ Raven: Heheh, it's okay. I've never been given a full body flip like that before. It was kind of fun except for the hurty... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=364 |
| Number 365: Or Maybe a Bug-Zapper | [[Marten waling into his apartment, mibling to himself]]
/ Marten: "I don't think I really need to worry about that, nurrrr." God, could I *be* any stupider?
/ {{Reference: Number 362}}
/ Pintsize: Probably, if you hit yourself in the head with a hammer or something. What was the context of that quote... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=365 |
| Number 365: Or Maybe A Bug-Zapper | [[Marten and Faye's apartment]]
/ Marten: "I don't think I really need to worry about that, nurrrr." God, could I be any stupider?
/ Pintsize: Probably, if you hit yourself in the head with a hammer or something. What was the context of that quote of yours? / Marten: Faye was joking about some other... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=365# |
| Questionable Content: Number 366: Stay Out of the Pit | {{Title: Number 366: Stay Out of the Pit}} / [[Panel 1: Ellen, Steve, and Natasha at a table in a restaurant]]
/ Ellen: Ooh, here comes the waiter.
/ Natasha: Hey, he looks kinda familiar. / [[Panel 2: Waiter Amir appears]]
/ Amir: Afternoon everybody, can I get you some drinks before you order?
/ Natasha:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=366 |
| Number 367: Or Meg White, It's Up To You | Steve: So let me get this straight -- you kicked this guy in the face in a mosh pit and knocked out one of his friggin' _teeth_, and now he asks you for your phone number?
/ Natasha: Yeah, pretty much. What's the big deal? / Steve: I just don't get the whole hardcore "we beat the shit out of each... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=367 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: Oh my God, I can't believe you actually own an Apocalyptica album.
/ Dora: Before you go all Indie Pundit on me, remember who signs your paychecks. / Faye: It's all right Dora, no need to be ashamed. We all have CD purchases that we regret. You have your Apocalyptica, I have my Bloc Party.
/ Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=368 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Storeroom]]
/ Faye: Oh my God, I can't believe you actually own an Apocalyptica album.
/ Dora: Before you go all Indie Pundit on me, remember who signs your paychecks. / [[Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: It's all right, Dora, no need to be ashamed. We all have CD purchases that we regret. You have your Apocalyptica,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=368# |
| Number 369: Ben and Jerry | [[In the Coffee of Doom, Faye is changing CDs]]
/ Raven: Who is this on the stereo? It doesn't sound like they're singing in English.
/ Faye: It's a band called Dungen. I think they're from Sweden.
/ Raven: They're weird. / Faye: Raven, do you ever feel even the slightest urge to listen to music that hasn't... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=369 |
| Number 369: Ben and Jerry | [[In Coffee of Doom]]
/ Raven: Who is this on the stereo? It doesn't sound like they're singing in English.
/ Faye: It's a band called Dungen. I think they're from Sweden.
/ Raven: They're weird. / Faye: Raven, do you ever feel even the slightest urge to listen to music that hasn't been hand-fed to you... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=369# |
| Number 370: So Slippery! | [[Faye, Raven and Dora, leaning on the counter in the Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: I'm bored.
/ Raven: Me too.
/ Dora: Yeah, it's been a slow day. And I'm sick of these stupid barrettes. My hair wants to be free! / Faye: Whoa, Dorafro!
/ Dora: Yeah, it'll do that. I've got a pretty thick head of hair on me.
/ Raven:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=370 |
| Number 371: There Is No Stopping Him | Marten: Hey, I'm back.
/ Faye: That was fast. Did they have clementines at the store?
/ Marten: Yup. Got a bag of 'em just for you.
/ Faye: Hooray! You win the Thoughtful Boy Award for today. / Marten: Hey Dora, isn't Raven working today?
/ Dora: Yeah, she's in the back washing her hair.
/ Marten: Why?
/ Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=371 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Coffee of Doom]]
/ Marten: Hey, I'm back.
/ Faye: That was fast. Did they have clementines at the store?
/ Marten: Yup. Got a bag of 'em just for you.
/ Faye: Hooray! You win the Thoughtful Boy Award for today. / [[The chalkboard reads: TODAY'S SPECIALS: -Triple Espresso Brownie -Triple Brownie Espresso... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=371# |
| Number 372: Not Frizzy So Much As Medusa-Esque | [[In the Coffee of Doom, Faye is speaking to Raven in the bathroom]]
/ Faye: Hey squicky-head, you almost done in there?
/ Raven: [[in the bathroom]] Yes, and quit calling me that! I didn't know it was lube!
/ Faye: Squick squick squick!
/ Raven: Stoppit! / Dora: Man, that's an awful nickname. I guess I'm... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=372 |
| Number 373: Worst Chiaroscuro Ever | [[Dora, Faye, Raven, amd Marten in the Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Man, I'm starving.
/ Faye: More like sex-starved.
/ Dora: Glass houses, Faye.
/ Raven: We should order a pizza! / Dora: Good plan. You wanna stay and eat with us, Marten?
/ Marten: Oh uh sure, let me just go get some cash from--
/ Faye: Hush... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=373 |
| Number 374: Not Sure What Her Super-Power Actually Is | [[A pizza delivery girl comes to the Coffee of Doom dressed as a Super Hero]]
/ Pizza Girl: One large pepperoni pizza. That'll be twelve dollars.
/ Dora: Thank you, Pizza Girl. Civilization itself would crumble if not for your food-delivering prowess.
/ Pizza Girl: All in a day's work, ma'am. / Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=374 |
| Number 374: Not Sure What Her Super-Power Actually Is | [[In Coffee of Doom]]
/ Pizza Girl: One large pepperoni pizza. That'll be twelve dollars.
/ Dora: Thank you, Pizza Girl. Civilization itself would crumble if not for your food-delivering prowess.
/ Pizza Girl: All in a day's work, ma'am. / Dora: Pizza's here.
/ Faye: You know, I just noticed- you and... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=374# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 375: And A Shot of Bitchiness / [[Dora, Marten, Faye, and Raven are sitting at a table in Coffee of Doom eating pizza, a well-dressed man is standing nearby]]
/ Man: Uh, excuse me...
/ Dora: Yeah? whaddya want? / Man: Well, I'd like a cup of coffee.
/ Dora: Sure, help yourself.
/ Man: What?
/ Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=375 |
| Number 375: And A Shot Of Bitchiness | [[In Coffee of Doom]]
/ Customer: Uh, excuse me...
/ Dora: Yeah? Whaddaya want? / Customer: Well, I'd like a cup of coffee.
/ Dora: Sure, help yourself.
/ Customer: What?
/ Dora: The coffee pot is behind the counter. You can get your change out of the tip jar. / Customer: What? You WORK here, you're... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=375# |
| Number 376: Holy, Shining Flower | Number 376: Holy, Shining Flower / Faye: < http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=376 |
| Holy, Shining Flower | Faye: < http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=376# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 377: To Say Nothing Of Her Hentai Collection / Marten: Man have you heard the new Album Leaf EP? It sounds like the soundtrack for a high-budget porno flick where all the actors are Apple Powerbooks.
/ Faye: "Warning: double-penetration of your Powerbook's FireWire port will void its warrenty... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=377 |
| Number 377: To Say Nothing Of Her Hentai Collection | [[In Coffee of Doom]]
/ Marten: Man have you heard the new Album Leaf EP? It sounds like the soundtrack for a high-budget porno flick where all the actors are Apple Powerbooks.
/ Faye: "Warning: double-penetration of your Powerbook's FireWire port will void its warranty and possibly give your computer... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=377# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Title bar: Number 378: He's Done The Unthinkable / Faye: Woo! My shift is up!
/ Marten: Right on, we'd better get home and start packing.
/ Dora: Oh that's right, you guys are moving soon huh.
/ Marten: Yep. The apartment will actually be vacant tomorrow so we can start movin' stuff in then / Dora: Lucky... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=378 |
| Number 378: He's Done The Unthinkable | FAYE: Woo! My shift is up!
/ MARTEN: Right on, we'd better get home and start packing.
/ DORA: Oh that's right. You guys are moving soon, huh.
/ MARTEN: Yep. The apartment will actually be vacant tomorrow so we can start movin' stuff in then. / DORA: Lucky you. I can just imagine Faye cracking a whip while... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=378# |
| 379: Like Kill Bill Meets Magnolia | TITLE BAR: Comic Number 379: Like Kill Bill Meets Magnolia / PANEL 1:
/ Marten: Man, I seriously think I might have a concussion.
/ Faye: Heh. You're lucky I didn't go all Five Fingers of Death on you. / PANEL 2: / Marten: Oh yeah? What's that?
/ Faye: I poke you five times, and then fifty years later... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=379 |
| Number 379: Like Kill Bill Meets Magnolia | [[Walking home]]
/ Marten: Man, I seriously think I might have a concussion.
/ Faye: Heh. You're lucky I didn't go all Five Fingers of Death on you. / Marten: Oh yeah? What's that?
/ Faye: I poke you five times, and then fifty years later you die alone and unloved in a nursing home.
/ Marten: Damn,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=379# |
| Number 380: Movin' On Up | [[Ellen, Steve, Marten, and Faye in the hallway of their new apartment]]
/ Steve: Hey dude, what's up?
/ Marten: Oh hey, not much man. Just packing up. / Ellen: Oh, are you moving out soon?
/ Marten: Yep, we'll be semi-neighbors as of tomorrow, it looks like.
/ Ellen: Hooray! Steve can help you move stuff,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=380 |
| Number 381: I Hope That's Faye's Backpack | [[Faye and Marten, in their new aprtment, looking at all their unpacked stuff]]
/ Faye or Marten: [[off panel]] All right, I think that's everything.
/ Marten or Faye: [[off panel]] Life condensed and constrained by cardboard. / Faye: So are you going to miss this apartment?
/ Marten: Oh, I dunno. The... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=381 |
| 382: I Could Not Resist The Metal Gear Joke | Marten: Come on, Solid Snake. Let's get you out of there.
/ Pintsize: HMMF! / Pintsize: GASP! AIR! HUH UH HUH UH HUH
/ Marten: Dude you don't even breathe. / Pintsize: That's not true. My intake fans need fresh air to keep my CPU cool.
/ Marten: Be that as it may, you need to help us clean up.
/ Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=382 |
| Number 383: Resistance Is Futile | [[Marten and Faye have fished packing in their old apartment]]
/ Marten: All right, I think we've got this place as clean as it's going to get.
/ Faye: Whoo! I'm bushed.
/ Marten: Yeah, we should probably get some sleep. Tomorrow's gonna be a busy day. / Faye: Ah, the last night I'll ever have to spend... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=383 |
| Number 384: Neon Genesis Pintsizelion | [[Faye and Marten in their old apartment getting ready to move]]
/ Faye: So are we all set?
/ Marten: Yup, Steve and Ellen should be here soon. Coffee? / Faye: Mmm, the nectar of the gods. Or at least the gods who are cranky in the morning.
/ Pintsize: So what can I help you guys with today?
/ Marten: Dude... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=384 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Numer 384: Neon Genesis Pinsizelion / Faye; So are we all set?
/ Marten; Yup, Steve and Ellen should be here soon. Cofee? / Faye; Mmm, the nectar of the gods.Or at least the gods who are cranky in the morning.
/ Pintisize; So what can I help you guys with today?
/ Marten; Dude if you could just make it... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=384# |
| Number 385: Who Wears Short Shorts | [[Steve and Ellen arive to help Faye and Marten move]]
/ Ellen: Hello!
/ Marten: Damn dude, she really wasn't kidding about those shorts, was she.
/ Steve: Yup. I am her willing slave now. / Faye: Hmf. I don't need tiny pants to make boys_my_ willing peons.
/ Ellen: Why rule through fear when you can rule... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=385 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Hello!
/ Damn dude, she really wasn't kidding about those shorts, was she.
/ Yep. I am her willing slave now. / Hmf. I don't need tiny pants to make boys my willing peons.
/ Why rule through fear when you can rule through boners?
/ Point taken. If there's one thing boners don't like. it's an iron fist. / Anyway,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=385# |
| Nuber 386: Better Go To CVS Then | [[Ellen and Faye, in the old apartment. Ellen is trying to convince Faye to wear shorts]]
/ Ellen: Come on, Faye, lighten up just this once. You take everything way too seriously! Sometimes it's fun to cause car accidents when you walk down the street!
/ Faye: Well, I do enjoy it when my bottom causes... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=386 |
| Number 387: Tungsten of Tushes | Faye: No no no! They must not see me like this!
/ Ellen: Well too bad for you then! Out you go! / Steve: Whoa, rawr!
/ Faye: Go ahead, get your laviscious commentin' over with already.
/ Marten: Wow Faye those shorts actually look really good on you.
/ Pintsize: I LIKE...BIG...BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE / Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=387 |
| Number 387: Tungsten Of Tushes | [[Ellen and Faye are in the bathroom, wearing really tight shorts.]]
/ Faye: No no no! They must not see me like this!
/ Ellen [[Pushing her towards the door]]: Well too bad for you then! Out you go! / [[Steve, Marten and Pintsize are waiting outside.]]
/ Steve: Whoa, rawr!
/ Faye [[Glaring at them]]:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=387# |
| Questionable Content: To Say Nothing Of The Crisco Incident | TITLE BAR: Comic Number 338: To Say Nothing Of The Crisco Incident / PANEL 1 / Marten: I still think you should have kept the shorts on.
/ Faye: Heh, of course you do. / PANEL 2 / Steve: So where should we start putting stuff?
/ Marten: Just along that wall, I guess. We'll get everything in here and... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=388 |
| Questionable Content: Number 388: To Say Nothing Of The Crisco Incident | Marten: I still think you should have kept the shorts on.
/ Faye: Heh, of course you do. / Steve: So where should we start putting stuff?
/ Marten: Just along that wall, I guess. We'll get everything in here and then start sorting it all out.
/ Pintsize: New apartment! / Ellen: Wow, this apartment is... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=388# |
| Questionable Content: Brother Faye | PANEL 1
/ Marten: Whew! Okay, the couch is officially moved in. What's left to bring over?
/ Faye: According to my list, just your dresser, a couple lamps, and my collection of exotic Japanese sex toys. / PANEL 2
/ Marten: Right on, gimme a couple minutes to catch my breath and we can go wait what was... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=389 |
| Number 389: Brother Faye | [[At Marten and Faye's new apartment]]
/ Marten: Whew! Okay, the couch is officially moved in. What's left to bring over?
/ Faye: According to my list, just your dresser, a couple lamps, and my collection of exotic Japanese sex toys. / Marten: Right on, gimme a couple minutes to catch my breath and... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=389# |
| Number 390: Not a Recommended Way of Cleaning | [[Marten, Faye, Ellen, and Steve in the new apartment]]
/ Marten: Well, that's everything.
/ Faye: How does beer and Chinese food sound to you guys?
/ Ellen: Mmm!
/ Steve: Like music to my ears. Or my stomach, I guess. / Faye: Okay, Ellen and I are in charge of ordering Chinese, you boys can go get us the... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=390 |
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