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Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic Number 481: Oddly, My Girlfriend Loved This Comic / PANEL 1 / Ellen: Seriously? He wants to get back together with me? / Marten: Yup, seems that way. / Ellen: Well sucks to be him then! He had his chance and he blew it. / PANEL 2 / Dora: One might argue his blowing of said chance was understandable...
Number 481: Oddly, My Girlfriend Loved This Comic [[In Coffee of Doom]] / Ellen: Seriously? He wants to get back together with me? / Marten: Yup, seems that way. / Ellen: Well sucks to be him then! He had his chance and blew it. / Dora: One might argue that his blowing of said chance was understandable given your rather clingy behavior towards him. / Ellen:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday TITLE BAR: Number 482: Still Awaiting Actual Knighthood / PANEL 1 / Marten: Holy crap, who is this playing on the stereo? It sounds like Black Sabbath if Ozzy Osbourne weren't functionally braindead now. / Dora: It's this band called Early Man. Non-ironic seventies metal is awesome! / PANEL 2 / Faye:...
Number 482: Still Awaiting Actual Knighthood [[In Coffee of Doom]] / Marten: Holy crap, who is this playing on the stereo? It sounds like Black Sabbath if Ozzy Osbourne weren't functionally braindead now. / Dora: It's this band called Early Man. Non-ironic seventies metal is awesome! / Faye: Imagine if these guys and The Darkness went on a tour...
Number 483: RAPTOR ISLAND Faye: Wahh, why do I have to work until close tonight? / Dora: Because I deserve at least one night off a week, Lazypus. / Faye: And what are you doing this evening that's so important, anyway? Polishing your corset? Shaving body parts I don't want to know about? / Dora: I have a date with a piont of...
Number 483: RAPTOR ISLAND [[At Coffee of Doom]] / Faye: Wahh, why do I ahve to work until close tonight? / Dora: Because I deserve at least one night off a week, Lazypus. / Faye: And what are you doing this evening that's so important, anyway? Polishing your corset? Shaving body parts I don't want to know about? / Dora: I have...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Ellen: Okay, I should probably head home. I've got some studying to do. / Marten: I'll walk with you. There's leftovers in the fridge calling my name. / Faye: Aww, you're leaving me here all by my lonesome? / Marten: You're not alone, you've got Dora- / Dora: Actually I'm leaving too, this is the end of...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Ellen: Okay, I should probably head home. I've got some studying to do. / Marten: I'll walk with you. There's leftovers in the fridge calling my name. / Faye: Aww, you're leaving me here all by my lonesome? / Marten: You're not alone, you've got Dora- / Dora: Actually I'm leaving too, this is the end of...
485: Keyboard Through a Marshall! {{Title: 485: Keyboard Through A Marshall!}} / [[Marten and Ellen outside, returning to the apartment building]] / Marten: Mmm, leftover General Tso's Chicken / Ellen: Mmm, Kierkegaard and sea urchin mating habits. / [[Arriving at door]] / Ellen: See you later, Mart - / <>> / Marten:...
485: Keyboard Through a Marshall! Marten: Mmm, leftover General Tso's chicken. / Ellen: Mmm, Kierkegaard and sea urchin mating habits. / Ellen: See you later, Mart-- / <> / Marten: Augh! / <> / Marten: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS AWFUL RACKET?! / Ellen: I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE IT’S COMING FROM...
 
486: It Isn't Safe {{Title: 486: It Isn't Safe}} / [[Natasha and Ellen in their apartment]] / Ellen: Look, you guys can do your little band thing, but not in our apartment. / Natasha: Yeah yeah, I know. We just got my keyboard today though so I was excited to try it out. / [[Widen to include Steve]] / Ellen: Marten, don't...
Number 486: It Isn't Safe [[Ellen and Natasha's apartment]] / Ellen: Look, you guys can do your little band thing, but not in our apartment. / Natasha: Yeah, yeah, I know. We just got my keyboard today though so I was excited to try it out. / Ellen: Marten, don't you play guitar? Maybe you could help them make their music...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic #487: Everyone's Favorite Naked Goth Girls / Raven: ...Oh man, I was SO drunk that night. I musta had like eleven of those, what are they called? Shirley Temples! They're so good, you can't even taste the alcohol in them. / Faye: You better be careful with those drinks. They're what killed...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Raven: ... Oh man, I was SO drunk that night. I musta had like eleven of those, what are they called? Shirley Temples! They're so good, you can't even taste the alcohol in them. / Faye: You better be careful with those drinks, they're what killed Keith Moon. / Raven: Keith Who? / Faye: Exactly. / Raven:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic # 488: Nice Jacket, Raven / Faye: I'm sorry Raven, I really don't mean to be so snarky with you. I'm just a very defensive person. / Raven: Why would you need to defend yourself from me? / Faye: Well, not YOU specifically, but...some things happened in my past that make it hard for me to really...
Comic 488: Nice Jacket, Raven Faye: I'm sorry Raven, I really don't mean to be so snarky with you. I'm just a very defensive person. / Raven: Why would you need to defend yourself from me? / Faye: Well, not YOU specifically, but... some things happened in my past that make it hard for me to really trust people nowadays. / Raven:...
Number 489: Like A Competent Dr. Phil [[outside apartment]] / Faye: Well, this is my building. Do you live nearby? / Raven: Omigod I totally followed you home by accident! No, I'm like the other side of Main street. / Faye: While you're here, do you wanna come over to Dora's with us? We didn't mean to exclude you from the evening's activities. / Raven:...
Like a Competent Dr. Phil [[Faye and Raven, outside apartment building]] / Faye: Well, this is my building. Do you live nearby? / Raven: Omigod I totally followed you home by accident! No, I'm like on the other side of Main street. / Faye: While you're here do you wanna come over to Dora's with us? We didn't mean to exclude you...
Questionable Content 490: Superb Owls Faye: Marten, I'm home, and I brought a Raven with me. / Marten: Hey, what's up? / Raven: I like your apartment! / Faye: She'll be coming with us to Dora's tonight. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get changed. / Marten: Awesome, make sure it's something revealing. / Faye: Har har. How about a...
Number 490: Superb Owls [[In Marten and Faye's Apartment]] / Faye: Marten, I'm home and I brought a Raven with me. / Marten: Hey, what's up? / Raven: I like your apartment! / Faye: She'll be coming with us to Dora's tonight. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get changed. / Marten: Awesome, make sure it's something revealing. / Faye:...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic #491: So Disappointing / Marten: I still think Pintsize's wet T-shirt idea was a good one. / Faye: If you think it's such a good idea, you do it. / Marten: Are you kidding? I'd look like a half-drowned whippet. Somehow I doubt that would be particularly tittilating. / Raven: Actually,...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Title: Number 491: So Disappointing}} / [[Faye, Marten and Raven exiting the apartment]] / Marten: I still think Pintsize's wet T-shirt idea was a good one. / Faye: If you think it's such a good idea, you do it. / Marten: Are you kidding? I'd look like a half-drowned whippet. Somehow I doubt that would...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic #492: As Seen in Jackie Chan Movies / Marten: You know, it's nice to see that you're able to joke around about some of your issues, Faye. / Faye: Well, I'm trying to be a little better about dealing with things. Humor is a good way of maintaining control and distance over otherwise traumatic stuff. / Marten:...
Comic 492: As Seen in Jackie Chan Movies Marten: You know, it's nice to see that you're able to joke around about some of your issues, Faye. / Faye: Well, I'm trying to be a little better about dealing with things. Humor is a good way of maintaining control and distance over otherwise traumatic stuff. / Marten: Oh, totally. That's why when...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic #493: Ambush! / Faye: I bet at the end of the movie he ends up matin' with the Queen Raptor. / Dora: I'm sure that would please the Sci-Fi Channel's undoubtedly large furry demographic. / Raven: Run, Lorenzo Lamas! Run from the dinosaurs! / Faye: No, no, that's zoophilia. It'd be furry porn if...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Number 493: Ambus! Faye: I bet at the end of the movie he ends up matin' with the Queen Raptor. / Dora: Im sure he would please the Sci-Fi Channel's undoubtedly large furry demographic. / Raven: Run, Lorenzo Lamas! Run from the dinosaurs! / Marten: "Next on Schi-Fi Raptor Island 2: Furry Island! A land where the law of...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic # 494: Trapped in the Bathroom / Faye: What on earth happened in there, Raven? / Raven: I was under the sink looking for more toilet paper and the kitty startled me and I jumped and I hit my head and fell over. / Dora: Well, you got quite a bump on your head, but I don't think it did any permanent...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Faye helping Raven after an encounter with the sink]] / Faye: What on earth happend in there, Raven? / Raven: I was under the sink looking for more toliet papper and the kittty startled me and I jumped and I hit my head and fell over. / Dora: Well, you got quite a bump on your head but I don't think it...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic #495: Sexy Hat Trick / Faye: Well, that was certainly an edifying movie. What shall we do now? / Dora: How about strip poker? Bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "No Limit Hold 'Em". [[Wink]] / Raven: Hee hee, sounds like fun. / Faye: Not all of us are as uninhibited as you, Dora. / Dora:...
Number 495: Sexy Hat Trick Faye: Well, that certainly was an edifying movie. What shall we do now? / Dora: How about strip poker? Bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "No Limit Hold 'Em". / Raven: Hee hee, sounds like fun. / Faye: Not all of us are as uninhibited as you, Dora. / Dora: Ain't that the unfortunate truth. / Raven:...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic #496: Like a Log / Faye: Much as I hate to deny Marten any more opportunities for sexual harassment, it's time I went home and got some sleep. / Dora: Aww, you're not even fall-down drunk yet! Where's the fun in that? / Marten: Hey, I'm glad she's not totally smashed. Means my junk won't be. / Faye:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic #497: Flights of Fancy / Marten: I had fun tonight! / Faye: I'm sure you did. It's not every night you get your bottom randomly grabbed by a lady. / Marten: Oh come on, you gotta admit it was pretty funny. / Faye: Raven does have a knack for putting me in my place, I suppose. / Faye: I'm just...
Number 498: Return Of The OMG Turkeys Panel 1 / Turkey 1: OMG IT'S BEEN ANOTHER YEAR AND MARTEN STILL HASN'T BANGED ANYBODY YET / Turkey 2: I THINK HE SHOULD HOOK UP WITH DORA. DORA IS A FRIENS TO TURKEYS. / Panel 2 / Turkey 1: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT / Turkey 2: WELL JUST LOOK AT HER! SOMEONE THAT SKINNY SIMPLY CANNOT DEVOUR A WHOLE ROASTED TURKEY. / Panel...
The Return Of The OMG Turkeys [[Two turkeys stand in the tall grass]] / Turkey1: OMG IT'S BEEN ANOTHER YEAR AND MARTEN STILL HASN'T BANGED ANYBODY YET / Turkey2: I THINK HE SHOULD HOOK UP WITH DORA. DORA IS A FRIEND TO TURKEYS. / Turkey1: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT / Turkey2: WELL JUST LOOK AT HER! SOMEONE THAT SKINNY SIMPLY CANNOT DEVOUR...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic #499: This is a Theory of Mine / Marten: ...No, I'm serious. As indie bands age, they gradually turn into the Grateful Dead. Look at the last couple Sonic Youth and Stephen Malkmus albums. All jammy, meandering song structures, all extended guitar solos... / Faye: I don't think they're turning...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Martin and Faye are walking home.]] / Martin: ...No, I'm serious. As indie bands age, they gradually turn into the Grateful Dead. Look at the last couple Sonic Youth and Stephen Malkmus albums. All jammy, meandering song structures, all extended guitar solos... / Faye: I don't think they're turning into...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye: Marten, do you like me? / Marten: Well I, uh, yeah, I thnik you're awesome. You're probably my best friend right now. / Faye: No, I mean do you have...feelings...for me. / [Panel with no dialogue] / Marten: I, uh, I guess the awkward silence is probably answer enough, but I swear my brain is...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 500: The Talk, Part 1}} / [[Interior: Marten's apartment. Marten is walking through the living room as Faye sits on the couch. Faye gets Marten's attention.]] / Faye: Marten, do you like me? / [[Marten walks in front of the couch.]] / Marten: Well I, uh, yeah. I think you're awesome. You're...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Comic # 501: The Talk, Part 2 / Marten: So...do I have feelings for you? Umm. Well, we get along really well I think, except for the punchings-- / Faye: Wow, that sure paints ME in a flattering light. / Marten: No really, we obviously get along. I mean, we live together and hang out constantly and...
Number 501: The Talk, Part 2 [[In Marten and Faye's apartment]] / Marten:So...do I have feelings for you? Umm. Well, we get along really well I think, except for the punchings- / Faye: Wow, that sure paints ME in a flattering light. / Marten: No really, we obviously get along, I mean we live together and hang out constantly and stuff,...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye: Well, all of this has a lot to do with my dad. / Marten: I kinda figured it would. / Faye: Yeah. Anyway... / Faye (speaking over a flashback): Dad was my best friend when I was growing up. I mean, I had friends at school and stuff, but he was MY DAD, you know? We were really close. / Faye (speaking...
The Talk, Part 3 Faye: Well, all of this has a lot to do with my dad. / Marten: I kinda figured it would. / Faye: Yeah. Anyway... / [[Faye describing her Father]] / Faye: Dad was my best friend when I was growing up. I mean, I had friends at school and stuff, buy he was MY DAD, you know? We were really close. / Faye:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye (speaking over a flashback): Anyway, like I was saying dad and I were pretty much as close as a father and daughter can get. He loved mom, and he loved my little sis, but the two of us were like peas in a pod. / Faye (speaking over a flashback): My favorite memory of him will always be the milkshakes....
Number 503: The Talk Part 4 503 / [[Flashback: Savannah, Faye's family]] / Faye: Anyway, like I was saying dad and I were pretty much as close as a father and a daughter can get. He loved mom, and he loved my little sis, but the two of us were like peas in a pod. / [[Flashback: Savannah, Faye with dad in ice cream parlor]] / Faye:...
The Talk, Part 5 Panel 1 / Pintsize: Mmmf hmm rmm dommf! / Marten: Quiet, you. You brought this upon yourself. / Faye: So. That one morning, real early, I heard dad get up and go down the stairs. / Panel 2 / Faye: I went down into the kitchen and saw the door to our backyard open. It was a beautiful morning. / Panel 3 / Faye:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Number 504: The Talk, Part 5}} / [[Faye, Marten, and Pintsize sit on the couch in their apartment. Pintsize's mout is duct-taped shut.]] / Pintsize: Mmmf hmm rmm dommf! / Marten: Quiet, you. You brought this upon yourself. / Faye: So. That one morning, real early, I heard dad get up and go down the stairs. / [[Younger...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye: I remember Dad falling over, it's weird how quickly people fall over when they get shot in the head, and I ran to him... / Faye: His head was...it was a mess. I guess I screamed? I don't remember, but mom came running out and saw what happened. I guess I explained what happened, it's all kind...
Questionable Content: Number 505: The Talk, Part 6 {{title: Number 505: The Talk, Part 6}} / [[interior Marten's apartment]] / [[Marten and Faye are sitting on the couch, Faye with her knees pulled up to her chest]] / [[Marten: light sky blue T-shirt, black "TEH"]] / [[Faye: tan T-shirt, white "XOXO"]] / Faye: I remember Dad falling over, it's weird how quickly...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye: After that, it was all pretty much a blur. I don't remember much of the funeral. I'd be walking around town and see people who knew dad, and notice the way they looked at me and whispered when they thought I wasn't looking. I knew that should have bothered me, but I didn't really feel anything....
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Martin and Faye are sitting on the couch in their appartment]] / Faye: After that, it was all pretty much a blur. I don't remember much of the funeral. I'd be walking around town and see people who knew dad, and notice the way they looked at me and whispered when they thought I wasn't looking. / I...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Marten: So what happened next? / Faye: Well I was pretty banged up from the accident, and incoherent for a long time. I didn't get out of a hospital bed for a couple weeks, and then they had me under observation in the psychiatric ward for a month after that, since I was basically unable to function and...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Martin: So what happened next? / Faye: Well I was pretty banged up from the accident, ind incoherent for a long time. I didn't get out of the hospitable bet for a couple weeks, and they had me under observation in the psychiatric ward for a month after that, since I was basically unable to function and...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Marten: So...I guess I can understand why you don't want to be in a romantic relationship with me. / Faye: No, Marten. It's not that I don't WANT to be. It's that I know I can't do it right now. / Faye: Therapy helped, but it's the equivalent of breaking your leg - you can walk when you get out of physical...
Number 508: The Talk, Part 9 [[Marten and Faye's Apartment]] / Marten: So...I guess I can understand why you don't want to be in a romantic relationship with me. / Faye: No, Marten. It's not that I don't WANT to be. It's that I know I can't do it right now. / Faye: Therapy helped, but it's the equivalent of breaking your leg- you...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday 1 / Marten: All right, it's my turn to talk now. / Faye: Okay, I'm listening. / Marten: If you'll take steps to get yourself fixed up- I mean more therapy, medication, whatever it takes, I'll do my best to treat you as a friend and not a girlfriend-in-waiting. / Faye: No, that's bullshit. Why would you...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Marten: All right, it's my turn to talk now. / Faye: Okay, I'm listening. / Marten: If you'll take steps to get yourself fixed up- I mean more therapy, medication, whatever it takes, I'll do my best to treat you as a friend and not a girlfriend-in-waiting. / Faye: No, that's bullshit. Why would you awnt...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Marten (Reading note left by Faye): "Hey Martypantzorz, I'm at work. See you later! PS: Pintsize is in the freezer, next to the waffles. He deserved it." / Pintsize: Gasp! Thank God you're finally awake! Faye shut me in here like three hours ago! / Marten: Why did she do that? / Pintsize: I'm pretty sure...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Marten: "Hey Martypantzorz, I'm at work. See you later! PS: Pintsize is in the freezer, next to the waffles. He deserved it." / Pintsize: Gasp! Thank God you're finally awake! Faye shut me in here like three hours ago! / Marten: Why did she do that? / Pintsize: I'm pretty sure it was either asking her...
 

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