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| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic Number 481: Oddly, My Girlfriend Loved This Comic / PANEL 1 / Ellen: Seriously? He wants to get back together with me?
/ Marten: Yup, seems that way.
/ Ellen: Well sucks to be him then! He had his chance and he blew it. / PANEL 2 / Dora: One might argue his blowing of said chance was understandable... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=481 |
| Number 481: Oddly, My Girlfriend Loved This Comic | [[In Coffee of Doom]]
/ Ellen: Seriously? He wants to get back together with me?
/ Marten: Yup, seems that way.
/ Ellen: Well sucks to be him then! He had his chance and blew it. / Dora: One might argue that his blowing of said chance was understandable given your rather clingy behavior towards him.
/ Ellen:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=481# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | TITLE BAR: Number 482: Still Awaiting Actual Knighthood / PANEL 1 / Marten: Holy crap, who is this playing on the stereo? It sounds like Black Sabbath if Ozzy Osbourne weren't functionally braindead now.
/ Dora: It's this band called Early Man. Non-ironic seventies metal is awesome! / PANEL 2 / Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=482 |
| Number 482: Still Awaiting Actual Knighthood | [[In Coffee of Doom]]
/ Marten: Holy crap, who is this playing on the stereo? It sounds like Black Sabbath if Ozzy Osbourne weren't functionally braindead now.
/ Dora: It's this band called Early Man. Non-ironic seventies metal is awesome! / Faye: Imagine if these guys and The Darkness went on a tour... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=482# |
| Number 483: RAPTOR ISLAND | Faye: Wahh, why do I have to work until close tonight?
/ Dora: Because I deserve at least one night off a week, Lazypus. / Faye: And what are you doing this evening that's so important, anyway? Polishing your corset? Shaving body parts I don't want to know about?
/ Dora: I have a date with a piont of... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=483 |
| Number 483: RAPTOR ISLAND | [[At Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: Wahh, why do I ahve to work until close tonight?
/ Dora: Because I deserve at least one night off a week, Lazypus. / Faye: And what are you doing this evening that's so important, anyway? Polishing your corset? Shaving body parts I don't want to know about?
/ Dora: I have... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=483# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Ellen: Okay, I should probably head home. I've got some studying to do.
/ Marten: I'll walk with you. There's leftovers in the fridge calling my name.
/ Faye: Aww, you're leaving me here all by my lonesome? / Marten: You're not alone, you've got Dora-
/ Dora: Actually I'm leaving too, this is the end of... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=484 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Ellen: Okay, I should probably head home. I've got some studying to do.
/ Marten: I'll walk with you. There's leftovers in the fridge calling my name.
/ Faye: Aww, you're leaving me here all by my lonesome?
/ Marten: You're not alone, you've got Dora-
/ Dora: Actually I'm leaving too, this is the end of... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=484# |
| 485: Keyboard Through a Marshall! | {{Title: 485: Keyboard Through A Marshall!}} / [[Marten and Ellen outside, returning to the apartment building]]
/ Marten: Mmm, leftover General Tso's Chicken
/ Ellen: Mmm, Kierkegaard and sea urchin mating habits. / [[Arriving at door]]
/ Ellen: See you later, Mart -
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| 485: Keyboard Through a Marshall! | Marten: Mmm, leftover General Tso's chicken.
/ Ellen: Mmm, Kierkegaard and sea urchin mating habits. / Ellen: See you later, Mart--
/ < http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=485# |
| 486: It Isn't Safe | {{Title: 486: It Isn't Safe}} / [[Natasha and Ellen in their apartment]]
/ Ellen: Look, you guys can do your little band thing, but not in our apartment.
/ Natasha: Yeah yeah, I know. We just got my keyboard today though so I was excited to try it out. / [[Widen to include Steve]]
/ Ellen: Marten, don't... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=486 |
| Number 486: It Isn't Safe | [[Ellen and Natasha's apartment]]
/ Ellen: Look, you guys can do your little band thing, but not in our apartment.
/ Natasha: Yeah, yeah, I know. We just got my keyboard today though so I was excited to try it out. / Ellen: Marten, don't you play guitar? Maybe you could help them make their music... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=486# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic #487: Everyone's Favorite Naked Goth Girls / Raven: ...Oh man, I was SO drunk that night. I musta had like eleven of those, what are they called? Shirley Temples! They're so good, you can't even taste the alcohol in them.
/ Faye: You better be careful with those drinks. They're what killed... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=487 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Raven: ... Oh man, I was SO drunk that night. I musta had like eleven of those, what are they called? Shirley Temples! They're so good, you can't even taste the alcohol in them.
/ Faye: You better be careful with those drinks, they're what killed Keith Moon. / Raven: Keith Who?
/ Faye: Exactly. / Raven:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=487# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic # 488: Nice Jacket, Raven / Faye: I'm sorry Raven, I really don't mean to be so snarky with you. I'm just a very defensive person.
/ Raven: Why would you need to defend yourself from me? / Faye: Well, not YOU specifically, but...some things happened in my past that make it hard for me to really... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=488 |
| Comic 488: Nice Jacket, Raven | Faye: I'm sorry Raven, I really don't mean to be so snarky with you. I'm just a very defensive person.
/ Raven: Why would you need to defend yourself from me? / Faye: Well, not YOU specifically, but... some things happened in my past that make it hard for me to really trust people nowadays.
/ Raven:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=488# |
| Number 489: Like A Competent Dr. Phil | [[outside apartment]]
/ Faye: Well, this is my building. Do you live nearby?
/ Raven: Omigod I totally followed you home by accident! No, I'm like the other side of Main street. / Faye: While you're here, do you wanna come over to Dora's with us? We didn't mean to exclude you from the evening's activities.
/ Raven:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=489 |
| Like a Competent Dr. Phil | [[Faye and Raven, outside apartment building]]
/ Faye: Well, this is my building. Do you live nearby?
/ Raven: Omigod I totally followed you home by accident! No, I'm like on the other side of Main street. / Faye: While you're here do you wanna come over to Dora's with us? We didn't mean to exclude you... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=489# |
| Questionable Content 490: Superb Owls | Faye: Marten, I'm home, and I brought a Raven with me.
/ Marten: Hey, what's up?
/ Raven: I like your apartment! / Faye: She'll be coming with us to Dora's tonight. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get changed.
/ Marten: Awesome, make sure it's something revealing.
/ Faye: Har har. How about a... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=490 |
| Number 490: Superb Owls | [[In Marten and Faye's Apartment]]
/ Faye: Marten, I'm home and I brought a Raven with me.
/ Marten: Hey, what's up?
/ Raven: I like your apartment! / Faye: She'll be coming with us to Dora's tonight. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get changed.
/ Marten: Awesome, make sure it's something revealing.
/ Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=490# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic #491: So Disappointing / Marten: I still think Pintsize's wet T-shirt idea was a good one.
/ Faye: If you think it's such a good idea, you do it.
/ Marten: Are you kidding? I'd look like a half-drowned whippet. Somehow I doubt that would be particularly tittilating. / Raven: Actually,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=491 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Title: Number 491: So Disappointing}}
/ [[Faye, Marten and Raven exiting the apartment]]
/ Marten: I still think Pintsize's wet T-shirt idea was a good one.
/ Faye: If you think it's such a good idea, you do it.
/ Marten: Are you kidding? I'd look like a half-drowned whippet. Somehow I doubt that would... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=491# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic #492: As Seen in Jackie Chan Movies / Marten: You know, it's nice to see that you're able to joke around about some of your issues, Faye.
/ Faye: Well, I'm trying to be a little better about dealing with things. Humor is a good way of maintaining control and distance over otherwise traumatic stuff. / Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=492 |
| Comic 492: As Seen in Jackie Chan Movies | Marten: You know, it's nice to see that you're able to joke around about some of your issues, Faye.
/ Faye: Well, I'm trying to be a little better about dealing with things. Humor is a good way of maintaining control and distance over otherwise traumatic stuff. / Marten: Oh, totally. That's why when... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=492# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic #493: Ambush! / Faye: I bet at the end of the movie he ends up matin' with the Queen Raptor.
/ Dora: I'm sure that would please the Sci-Fi Channel's undoubtedly large furry demographic.
/ Raven: Run, Lorenzo Lamas! Run from the dinosaurs! / Faye: No, no, that's zoophilia. It'd be furry porn if... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=493 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Number 493: Ambus! | Faye: I bet at the end of the movie he ends up matin' with the Queen Raptor.
/ Dora: Im sure he would please the Sci-Fi Channel's undoubtedly large furry demographic.
/ Raven: Run, Lorenzo Lamas! Run from the dinosaurs! / Marten: "Next on Schi-Fi Raptor Island 2: Furry Island! A land where the law of... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=493# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic # 494: Trapped in the Bathroom / Faye: What on earth happened in there, Raven?
/ Raven: I was under the sink looking for more toilet paper and the kitty startled me and I jumped and I hit my head and fell over.
/ Dora: Well, you got quite a bump on your head, but I don't think it did any permanent... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=494 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Faye helping Raven after an encounter with the sink]]
/ Faye: What on earth happend in there, Raven?
/ Raven: I was under the sink looking for more toliet papper and the kittty startled me and I jumped and I hit my head and fell over.
/ Dora: Well, you got quite a bump on your head but I don't think it... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=494# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic #495: Sexy Hat Trick / Faye: Well, that was certainly an edifying movie. What shall we do now?
/ Dora: How about strip poker? Bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "No Limit Hold 'Em". [[Wink]]
/ Raven: Hee hee, sounds like fun. / Faye: Not all of us are as uninhibited as you, Dora.
/ Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=495 |
| Number 495: Sexy Hat Trick | Faye: Well, that certainly was an edifying movie. What shall we do now?
/ Dora: How about strip poker? Bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "No Limit Hold 'Em".
/ Raven: Hee hee, sounds like fun. / Faye: Not all of us are as uninhibited as you, Dora.
/ Dora: Ain't that the unfortunate truth.
/ Raven:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=495# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic #496: Like a Log / Faye: Much as I hate to deny Marten any more opportunities for sexual harassment, it's time I went home and got some sleep.
/ Dora: Aww, you're not even fall-down drunk yet! Where's the fun in that? / Marten: Hey, I'm glad she's not totally smashed. Means my junk won't be.
/ Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=496 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic #497: Flights of Fancy / Marten: I had fun tonight!
/ Faye: I'm sure you did. It's not every night you get your bottom randomly grabbed by a lady. / Marten: Oh come on, you gotta admit it was pretty funny.
/ Faye: Raven does have a knack for putting me in my place, I suppose. / Faye: I'm just... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=497 |
| Number 498: Return Of The OMG Turkeys | Panel 1
/ Turkey 1: OMG IT'S BEEN ANOTHER YEAR AND MARTEN STILL HASN'T BANGED ANYBODY YET
/ Turkey 2: I THINK HE SHOULD HOOK UP WITH DORA. DORA IS A FRIENS TO TURKEYS. / Panel 2
/ Turkey 1: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
/ Turkey 2: WELL JUST LOOK AT HER! SOMEONE THAT SKINNY SIMPLY CANNOT DEVOUR A WHOLE ROASTED TURKEY. / Panel... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=498 |
| The Return Of The OMG Turkeys | [[Two turkeys stand in the tall grass]]
/ Turkey1: OMG IT'S BEEN ANOTHER YEAR AND MARTEN STILL HASN'T BANGED ANYBODY YET
/ Turkey2: I THINK HE SHOULD HOOK UP WITH DORA. DORA IS A FRIEND TO TURKEYS. / Turkey1: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
/ Turkey2: WELL JUST LOOK AT HER! SOMEONE THAT SKINNY SIMPLY CANNOT DEVOUR... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=498# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic #499: This is a Theory of Mine / Marten: ...No, I'm serious. As indie bands age, they gradually turn into the Grateful Dead. Look at the last couple Sonic Youth and Stephen Malkmus albums. All jammy, meandering song structures, all extended guitar solos...
/ Faye: I don't think they're turning... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=499 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Martin and Faye are walking home.]]
/ Martin: ...No, I'm serious. As indie bands age, they gradually turn into the Grateful Dead. Look at the last couple Sonic Youth and Stephen Malkmus albums. All jammy, meandering song structures, all extended guitar solos...
/ Faye: I don't think they're turning into... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=499# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: Marten, do you like me? / Marten: Well I, uh, yeah, I thnik you're awesome. You're probably my best friend right now.
/ Faye: No, I mean do you have...feelings...for me. / [Panel with no dialogue] / Marten: I, uh, I guess the awkward silence is probably answer enough, but I swear my brain is... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=500 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 500: The Talk, Part 1}} / [[Interior: Marten's apartment. Marten is walking through the living room as Faye sits on the couch. Faye gets Marten's attention.]]
/ Faye: Marten, do you like me? / [[Marten walks in front of the couch.]]
/ Marten: Well I, uh, yeah. I think you're awesome. You're... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=500# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Comic # 501: The Talk, Part 2 / Marten: So...do I have feelings for you? Umm. Well, we get along really well I think, except for the punchings--
/ Faye: Wow, that sure paints ME in a flattering light.
/ Marten: No really, we obviously get along. I mean, we live together and hang out constantly and... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=501 |
| Number 501: The Talk, Part 2 | [[In Marten and Faye's apartment]]
/ Marten:So...do I have feelings for you? Umm. Well, we get along really well I think, except for the punchings-
/ Faye: Wow, that sure paints ME in a flattering light.
/ Marten: No really, we obviously get along, I mean we live together and hang out constantly and stuff,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=501# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: Well, all of this has a lot to do with my dad.
/ Marten: I kinda figured it would.
/ Faye: Yeah. Anyway... / Faye (speaking over a flashback): Dad was my best friend when I was growing up. I mean, I had friends at school and stuff, but he was MY DAD, you know? We were really close. / Faye (speaking... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=502 |
| The Talk, Part 3 | Faye: Well, all of this has a lot to do with my dad.
/ Marten: I kinda figured it would.
/ Faye: Yeah. Anyway... / [[Faye describing her Father]]
/ Faye: Dad was my best friend when I was growing up. I mean, I had friends at school and stuff, buy he was MY DAD, you know? We were really close. / Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=502# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye (speaking over a flashback): Anyway, like I was saying dad and I were pretty much as close as a father and daughter can get. He loved mom, and he loved my little sis, but the two of us were like peas in a pod. / Faye (speaking over a flashback): My favorite memory of him will always be the milkshakes.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=503 |
| Number 503: The Talk Part 4 | 503
/ [[Flashback: Savannah, Faye's family]]
/ Faye: Anyway, like I was saying dad and I were pretty much as close as a father and a daughter can get. He loved mom, and he loved my little sis, but the two of us were like peas in a pod. / [[Flashback: Savannah, Faye with dad in ice cream parlor]]
/ Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=503# |
| The Talk, Part 5 | Panel 1
/ Pintsize: Mmmf hmm rmm dommf!
/ Marten: Quiet, you. You brought this upon yourself.
/ Faye: So. That one morning, real early, I heard dad get up and go down the stairs.
/ Panel 2
/ Faye: I went down into the kitchen and saw the door to our backyard open. It was a beautiful morning.
/ Panel 3
/ Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=504 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 504: The Talk, Part 5}} / [[Faye, Marten, and Pintsize sit on the couch in their apartment. Pintsize's mout is duct-taped shut.]]
/ Pintsize: Mmmf hmm rmm dommf!
/ Marten: Quiet, you. You brought this upon yourself.
/ Faye: So. That one morning, real early, I heard dad get up and go down the stairs. / [[Younger... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=504# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: I remember Dad falling over, it's weird how quickly people fall over when they get shot in the head, and I ran to him... / Faye: His head was...it was a mess. I guess I screamed? I don't remember, but mom came running out and saw what happened. I guess I explained what happened, it's all kind... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=505 |
| Questionable Content: Number 505: The Talk, Part 6 | {{title: Number 505: The Talk, Part 6}}
/ [[interior Marten's apartment]]
/ [[Marten and Faye are sitting on the couch, Faye with her knees pulled up to her chest]]
/ [[Marten: light sky blue T-shirt, black "TEH"]]
/ [[Faye: tan T-shirt, white "XOXO"]]
/ Faye: I remember Dad falling over, it's weird how quickly... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=505# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: After that, it was all pretty much a blur. I don't remember much of the funeral. I'd be walking around town and see people who knew dad, and notice the way they looked at me and whispered when they thought I wasn't looking. I knew that should have bothered me, but I didn't really feel anything.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=506 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Martin and Faye are sitting on the couch in their appartment]] / Faye: After that, it was all pretty much a blur. I don't remember much of the funeral. I'd be walking around town and see people who knew dad, and notice the way they looked at me and whispered when they thought I wasn't looking. / I... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=506# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: So what happened next?
/ Faye: Well I was pretty banged up from the accident, and incoherent for a long time. I didn't get out of a hospital bed for a couple weeks, and then they had me under observation in the psychiatric ward for a month after that, since I was basically unable to function and... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=507 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Martin: So what happened next?
/ Faye: Well I was pretty banged up from the accident, ind incoherent for a long time. I didn't get out of the hospitable bet for a couple weeks, and they had me under observation in the psychiatric ward for a month after that, since I was basically unable to function and... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=507# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: So...I guess I can understand why you don't want to be in a romantic relationship with me.
/ Faye: No, Marten. It's not that I don't WANT to be. It's that I know I can't do it right now. / Faye: Therapy helped, but it's the equivalent of breaking your leg - you can walk when you get out of physical... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=508 |
| Number 508: The Talk, Part 9 | [[Marten and Faye's Apartment]]
/ Marten: So...I guess I can understand why you don't want to be in a romantic relationship with me.
/ Faye: No, Marten. It's not that I don't WANT to be. It's that I know I can't do it right now. / Faye: Therapy helped, but it's the equivalent of breaking your leg- you... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=508# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | 1
/ Marten: All right, it's my turn to talk now.
/ Faye: Okay, I'm listening.
/ Marten: If you'll take steps to get yourself fixed up- I mean more therapy, medication, whatever it takes, I'll do my best to treat you as a friend and not a girlfriend-in-waiting.
/ Faye: No, that's bullshit. Why would you... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=509 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: All right, it's my turn to talk now.
/ Faye: Okay, I'm listening.
/ Marten: If you'll take steps to get yourself fixed up- I mean more therapy, medication, whatever it takes, I'll do my best to treat you as a friend and not a girlfriend-in-waiting.
/ Faye: No, that's bullshit. Why would you awnt... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=509# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten (Reading note left by Faye): "Hey Martypantzorz, I'm at work. See you later! PS: Pintsize is in the freezer, next to the waffles. He deserved it." / Pintsize: Gasp! Thank God you're finally awake! Faye shut me in here like three hours ago!
/ Marten: Why did she do that?
/ Pintsize: I'm pretty sure... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=510 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: "Hey Martypantzorz, I'm at work. See you later! PS: Pintsize is in the freezer, next to the waffles. He deserved it." / Pintsize: Gasp! Thank God you're finally awake! Faye shut me in here like three hours ago!
/ Marten: Why did she do that?
/ Pintsize: I'm pretty sure it was either asking her... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=510# |
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