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| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: Oh man, was I just relatively polite to that last guy? I think I might have run out of sarcasm!
/ Dora: That or you're just in a good mood. / Faye: What is this "good mood" you speak of? It is an alien concept to me.
/ Dora: Self-deprecation? From you? you MUST be happy. / Faye: well, this is the... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=661 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: Oh man, was I just relatively polite to that guy? I think I might have run out of sarcasm!
/ Dora: That or you're just in a good mood. / Faye: What is this "good mood" you speak of? It is an alien concept to me.
/ Dora: Self-deprication? From you? You MUST be happy. / Faye: Well, it's the first... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=661# |
| Questionable Content: the beginning | {{TITLE BAR: Questionable Contet: the beginning}}
/ [[Pintsize-ninja-turtle holds up a slice of pizza]]
/ Pintsize-ninja-turtle: Cowabunga! / [[Pintsize-ninja-turtle swings his lasso looking depressed]]
/ Pintsize-ninja-turtle: I don't like being the on with the lasso
/ [[Rafael offers him his Sai]]
/ Rafael:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=662 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Pintsize (as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle): COWABUNGA! / Pintsize (still as a TMNT): I don't like being the one with the lasso
/ Raphael: Trade you.
/ Pintsize: no. / Splinter (as indicated by an arrow and label): You suck. Give me your shell. / Pintsize (still as a TMNT): eat rope!
/ < http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=662# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Hi Faye!
/ H...Hannelore? What happened to all your hair? / I read a WikiPedia article about head lice and got kind of freaked out. How was Dr. Corrine? Did you get along?
/ Oh, uh she was nice! Thanks for getting me in touch with her. / Hee! This is so great, it's like we're Therapy Sisters now!
/ Heheh,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=663 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Outside Apartment 20: Hannelore enters with short hair, waving to Faye]]
/ Hannelore: Hi Faye!
/ Faye: H...Hannelore? What happened to all your hair? / [[Entering Martin and Faye's apartment: Hannelore and Faye walk, talking and smiling.]]
/ Hannelore: I read a WikiPedia article about head lice and got... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=663# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Amir: So let's call that last song "Death Throes of the Unicorn Prince". Good Practice guys!
/ Natasha: You've named every song we've written so far after unicorns! What gives? / Amir: Well, I was kinda thinking we could do a concept album about them. You know, mystical unicorn kingdom, prince gets exiled,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=664 |
| The Horn Is Life | Amir: So let's call that last song "Death Throes of the Unicorn Prince". Good practice, guys!
/ Natasha: You've named every song we've written so far after unicorns! What gives? / Amir: Well, I was kinda thinking we could do a concept album about them. You know, mystical unicorn kingdom, prince gets... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=664# |
| Number 665: Made From Cows? | Faye: C'mrere, you. If you're gonna go and chop your hair off it might as well be even in the back.
/ Hannelore: Wait, are those scissors sterilized? Did you wash your hands? Did you use antibacterial soap? Have you touched anything since you washed them?
/ Faye: See this look? This is my "sit down... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=665 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 665: Made From Cows?}}
/ [[Two women standing in an appartment. One woman is holding a pair of scissors]]
/ Faye; C'mere you. If you're gonna go and chop your hair off it might as well be even in the back.
/ Hannalore; Wait, are those scissors sterilized? Did you wash your hands? Did you use... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=665 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Faye, gesturing with scissors at Hannelore]]
/ Faye: C'mere, you. If you're gonna go and chop your hair off it might as well be even in the back.
/ Hannelore: Wait, are those scissors sterilized? Did you wash your hands? Did you use antibacterial soap? Have you touched anything since you washed them?
/ Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=665# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: Spontaneous metal interlude!
/ Dora: Woo!
/ Faye: What?
/ Pintsize Stage dive! / Dora: ALL HAIL OUR DARK LORD AND MASTER!
/ Faye: DRIPPING FLESHY BLOODGORE FESTERS IN YOUR GAPING WOUNDS! DEMONS 'N STUFF! GRAAAAAR! / Hannelore: LUDICROUSLY COMPLICATED ATONAL GUITAR RIFF!
/ Amir: CONVOLUTED DETUNED... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=666 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Marten, Dora and Faye are sitting on Marten's couch. Pintsize is lunging off an arm of the couch towards the fourth wall, damage on his mind]]
/ Marten: Spontaneous metal interlude!
/ Dora: Woo!
/ Faye: What?
/ Pintsize: Stage dive! / [[Dora is wearing face-paint and a corset, and is throwing up the horns.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=666 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Martin: Spontaneous Metal interlude!
/ Dora: Woo!
/ Faye: What?
/ Pintsize: Stage dive! / Dora: ALL HAIL OUR DARK LORD AND MASTER!
/ Faye: DRIPPING FLESHYBLOODGORE FESTERS IN YOUR GAPING WOUNDS! DEMONS 'N STUFF! GRAAAAAR! / Hannelore: LUDICROUSLY COMPLICATED ATONAL GUITAR RIFF!
/ Amir: CONVOLUTED DETUNED... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=666# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 667: Axe Body Spray / PANEL 1:
/ Faye: Marty! How was band practice?
/ Marten: Full of unicorns, oddly enough.
/ Faye: Is that some kind of slang? Are you trying to be hipper than me?
/ Pintsize: Nobody could ever be hipper than you / PANEL 2:
/ Marten: Whoa, nice haircut, Hannelore.
/ Hannelore:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=667 |
| Number 667: Axe Body Spray | Faye: Marty! How was band practice?
/ Marten: Full of unicorns, oddly enough.
/ Faye: Is that some new kind of slang? Are you trying to be hipper than me?
/ Pintsize: Nobody could ever be hipper than you, Faye. / Faye: You had better be referring to my social aptitude and not my childbearing figure.
/ Pintsize:... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=667 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Faye and PintSize sit on the couch as Marten enters the apartment]]
/ Faye: Marty! How was band practice?
/ Marten: Full of unicorns, oddly enough.
/ Faye: Is that some new kind of slang? Are you trying to be hipper than me?
/ Pintsize: Nobody could ever be hipper than you, Faye. / [[Hannelore enters... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=667 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Marten and Faye's apartment, Faye, Pintsize and Hannelore on the couch, Marten walking in]]
/ Faye: Marty! How was band practice?
/ Marten: Full of unicorns, oddly enough.
/ Faye: Is that some new kind of slang? Are you trying to be hipper than me?
/ Pintsize: Nobody could be hipper than you, Faye. / Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=667# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Winslow: Hi Pintsize, what's up?
/ Pintsize: Oh, same old same old. Our owners are out having fun without us again. / Winslow: We should be able to go out and have fun with them!
/ Pintsize: Seriously. I may have a history of causing massive property damage, but that shouldn't mean I can't go out to... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=668 |
| Wait Why Does He Have A Beer? | Winslow: Hi Pintsize, what's up?
/ Pintsize: Oh, same old same old. Our owners are out having fun without us again. / Winslow: We should be able to go out and have fun with them!
/ Pintsize: Seriously. I may have a history of causing massive property damage, but that shouldn't mean I can't go out to... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=668 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Winslow: Hi Pintsize, what's up?
/ Pintsize: Oh, same old same old. Our owners are out having fun without us again. / Winslow: We should be able to go out and have fun with them!
/ Pintsize: Seriously. I may have a history of causing massiver property damage, but that shouldn't mean I can't go out... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=668# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Natasha: Wait, if you've got such bad OCD, how come you smoke and have like ten ear piercings?
/ Hannelore: A girl has to have SOME glaring contradictions in her life.
/ Amir: I have never seen a chick down a double of Jim Beam that quickly before.
/ Faye: The first one goes down quickly so the others can... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=669 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Title text: Number 669: Once Again, A Bathroom Conversation}} / [[At an Irish pub, at the bar]]
/ Natasha: Wait, if you've got such bad OCD, how come you smoke and have like ten ear piercings?
/ Hannelore: A girl has to have SOME glaring contradictions in her life.
/ {{unrelated conversation}}
/ Amir:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=669 |
| Number 669: Once Again, A Bathroom Conversation | Natasha: Wait, if you've got such bad OCD, hwo come you smoke and have like ten ear piercings?
/ Hannelore: A girl has to have SOME glaring contradictions in her life.
/ Amir: I have never seen a chick down a double of Jim Beam that quickly before.
/ Faye: The first one goes down quickly so the others can... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=669# |
| Questionable Content Guest Strip by Chris Hastings and Kent Archer | [[The strip is entirely in black and white. Faye picks up a CD case.]]
/ Faye: Aw, this used to be my favorite CD. I haven't listened to it since I was 19! / A typed note inside of the case reads: Dear Faye, I'm truly sorry for what I'm about to do to you, your mother and your sister. when you read... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=670 |
| Questionable Content: #670 | [[Faye sits with hand up looking at a cd cover]]
/ Faye: Aw, this used to be my favorite CD.
/ I haven't listened to it since I was 19! / [[CD case open, showing a letter inside]]
/ Dear Faye,
/ I'm truly sorry for what I'm about to do to you, your mother and your sister. When you read this, I'll be gone.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=670 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: Aw, this used to be my favorite CD. I haven't listened to it since I was 19! / Letter: Dear Faye, I'm truly sorry for what I'm about to do to you, your mother and your sister. When ou read this, I'll be gone. I think you know that we have had a truly special bond, and I feel an obligation to tell... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=670# |
| Questionable Content Guest Strip by Julie Keene | [[Dora is standing outside in the sunshine.]]
/ Title: Dora's Day Off!
/ Dora: Finally! / [[Dora is standing in front of a Starbucks Coffee. Sign on door: Try our new thing!]]
/ Dora, to herself: Well... since no one's around... maybe this would be a good chance to infiltrate the enemy. / [[Dora... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=671 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | "Dora's Day Off!"
/ [[Dora celebrating as she walks down the street.]]
/ Dora: Finally! / [[Dora standing outside a Starbuck's, with a sign in the door that reads "Try Our New Thing!"]]
/ Dora: Well...since no one's around... Maybe this would be a good chance to infiltrate the enemy... / [[Dora looking... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=671 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Dora: FINALLY! / Dora: WELL...SINCE NO ONE'S AROUND... MAYBE THIS WOULD BE A GOOD CHANCE TO INFILTRATE THE ENEMY... / [[Dora walks into starbucks and look slightly annoyed]] / Dora: PFFT. / Dora: WAIT A SECOND... / [[Martin is sitting on a chair looking nervous and reading a newspaper]] / Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=671# |
| Questionable Content Guest Strip by Jason Sigala | [[Raven and Dora are standing inside the coffee shop talking.]]
/ Dora: So, Raven, you never gave me a straight answer as to why the drastic attitude change. I mean, one month you're a gothy Wiccan, the next, you're a poppy airhead.
/ Raven: There was totally a reason for it! A human, fleshy reason... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=672 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Dora: So, Raven, you never gave me a straight answer as to why the drastic attitude change. I mean, one month you're a gothy wiccan. The next, you're a poppy airhead.
/ Raven: There was totally a reason for it! A human, fleshy reason too! You see, I.. I-I was think-think...thinking ZZZT that...KRRRT... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=672 |
| Guest Strip by Jason Sigala | Dora: So, Raven, you never gave me a straight answer as to why the drastic attitude change. I mean, one month you're a gothy wiccan. The next, you're a poppy airhead.
/ Raven: There was totally a reason for it! A human, fleshy reason too! You see, I.. I-I was think-think...thinking zzzt that...krrrt bzzz... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=672# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Scene begins with focus on a box of condoms with Dora and Marten talking over to the right]]
/ Dora: Marten, I think it's time we make it "official."
/ Marten: Dora! I'm so happy! / [[Pintsize eyes the box of condoms and replaces it with a bag of...something of similar weight (AKA Indiana Jones, he... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=673 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Focal point is on a box of condoms on a dresser]]
/ Dora (off panel): Marten, I think it's time we make it "official."
/ Marten (off panel): Dora! I'm so happy! / [[Pintsize in an "Indiana Jones" hat with a bag of sand in one hand looks at the box of condoms]] / Marten (off panel): PINTSIZE!!
/ Pintsize:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=673# |
| Questionable Content Guest Strip by Ryan North and Liz Greenfield | [[A Tyrannosaurus Rex in a pink suit and sunglasses stands at a microphone.]]
/ Tyrannosaurus Rex: A lot of you want to know how Questionable Content ends. Do Faye and Marten get together? If so, how? Are there pictures?
/ Tyrannosaurus Rex: What is it like? What about Dora? Pintsize? This is why... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=674 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[T-Rex is on a stage in a spotlight being awesome, talking into a microphone]] / T-rex: A lot of you want to know how Questionable Content ends. Do Faye and Marten get together? If so how? Are there pictures? What is it like? What about Dora? Pintsize? This is why I am here today. to CUT TO THE CHASE.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=674 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Guest comic by Liz G. of StuffSucks.com and Ryan North of Qwantz.com:
/ How Questionable Content Ends
/ For Reals
/ 100% Guaranteed}} / [[ stage, spotlight, Tyrannosaurus Rex in a suit ]]
/ Tyrannosaurus Rex: A lot of you want to know how Questionable Content ends. Do Faye and Marten get together? If... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=674# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Marten and Pintsize are sitting on the couch. Pintsize is playing video games very intensely, hence the clicks.]] / Marten: Gah, I must have slept all funny last night, because my neck is killing me. / < |
| Number 679: Where everybody knows your name | News Post:
/ August 2, 2006 9:56pm / Greetings from sweltering Maryland, USA! Cristi and I are crashin' at my folks' place tonight and plan to head up to Baltimore tomorrow in preparation for Otakon. It should be a good time I think! If we have a power hookup and/or room at the table, I might do another... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=675# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Foreground: Blonde at the bar. Background: shitty bar videogame. Marten and Sven peering around the door]]
/ Sven: Aw crap, there she is! You gotta distract her so I can sneak out the back!
/ Marten: Ow! How the hell did they do this on Scooby-Doo without knocking each other over? / [[Sven and Marten... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=676 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Marten and Sven are peeking out the bathroom door looking at Svens' ex who is sitting at the bar]]
/ Sven: Aw crap, there she is! you gotta distract her so I can sneak out the back!
/ Marten: Ow! How the hell did they do this on Scooby-Doo without knocking each other over? / [[Marten and Sven are both... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=676 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[ O'Surly's Pub ]]
/ Sven: Aw crap, there she is! You gotta distract her so I can sneak out the back!
/ Marten: Ow! How the hell did the do this on Scooby-Doo without knocking each other over? / Marten: How exactly am I supposed to "distract" her? Put on a leopard-print loincloth and do my best Ted Nugent... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=676# |
| Questionable Content Number 677: Rico Suave | [[Marten is sitting at the bar next to a cute blonde.]]
/ Marten: So, uh, you come here often?
/ Blonde: Huh? No.
/ Marten: Oh, uh me neither. / Marten: Hey, uh, can I buy you a drink or something?
/ Blonde: I already have a... wait, are you HITTING on me?
/ Marten: I, uh, I mean... / Blonde: You're... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=677 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: So, uh, you come here often?
/ Girl at bar: Huh? No.
/ Marten: Oh, uh me neither. / Marten: Hey, uh can I buy you a drink or something?
/ Girl at bar: I already have a...wait, are you HITTING on me?
/ Marten: I, uh, I mean... / Girl at bar: You're really not very good at this, are you.
/ Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=677 |
| Rico Suave | {{Title : Rico Suave}}
/ {{Number : 677}} / [[maten is talking to a girl]]
/ Marteen: So, uh, you come here often?
/ Girl: Huh? No.
/ Marten: Oh, uh Me neither. / Marten: Hey, uh, can i buy you a drink or something?
/ Girl: I already have a... wait, are you HITTING on me?
/ Marten: I, uh, I mean... / Girl:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=677# |
| Number 678: What Would Elvis Costello Do? | Faye: Well well, look who's made a new pal.
/ Marten: Faye! Uh, hi! This is... uh, this is -
/ Genevieve: Genevieve.
/ Marten: Genevieve! Genevieve, this is my friend Faye. / Faye: Pleasure to meet you. Has Marty here told you about his girl-
/ Marten: PROBLEMS! My girl problems, yeah, I was just... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=678 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: Well well, look who's made a new pal.
/ Marten: Faye! uh, hi! This is...uh, this is-
/ Genevieve: Genevieve.
/ Marten: Genevieve! Genevieve, this is my friend Faye. / Faye: Pleasure to meet you. Has Marty here told you about his girl-
/ Marten: PROBLEMS! My girl problems, yeah, I was just about to... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=678 |
| Questionable Content Number 678: What Would Elvis Costello Do? | [Faye, Marten, and Unknown Girl in bar]
/ Faye: Well well, look who's made a new pal.
/ Marten: Faye! uh, hi! This is...uh, this is-
/ Unknown Girl: Genevieve
/ Marten: Genevieve! Genevieve, this is my friend Faye. / Faye: Pleasure to meet you. Has Marty here told you about his girl-
/ Marten: PROBLEMS!... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=678# |
| Where Everybody Knows Your Name | Faye: I still don't see why you have to "play along" with Sven's stupid scheme to avoid this chick.
/ Martin: Well, I... I mean, it's- it's because... / Faye: It's because you let yourself get pushed around too much, and you're afraid of confrontation.
/ Martin: Dammit, you're right. I shoulda stood up... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=679 |
| Questionable Content Number 670: Where Everybody Knows Your Name | [Faye and Marten sitting in O'surry's Irish Pub]
/ Faye: I still don't see why you have to "play along" with Sven's stupid scheme to avoid this chick.
/ Marten: Well, I...I mean, it's-it's because... / [Camera angle shifts to show more of the bar]
/ Faye: It's because you let yourself get pushed around... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=679 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: I still don't see why you have to "play along" with Sven's stupid scheme to avoid this chick.
/ Marten: Well, I...I mean, it's-it's because... / Faye: It's because you let yourself get pushed around too much, and you're afraid of confrontation
/ Marten: Dammit, you're right. I shoulda stood up to... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=679# |
| Comeuppance | Genevieve: ...So it turns out that the "wrong number" was actually some OTHER girl he was seeing at the same time.
/ Marten: Oooh, ouch. I can see why you might feel entitled to some revenge squirmin'. / Genevieve: Uh, you know what? It's not even worth it. I'm being just as petty as Sven is. He's a... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=680 |
| Questionable Content Number 680: Comeuppance | [Marten and Genevieve sitting in the bar talking]
/ Genevieve: ...So it turns out that the "wrong number" was actually some OTHER girl he was seeing at the same time.
/ Marten: Oooh, ouch, I can see why you might feel entitled to some revenge squirmin' / Genevieve: Ugh, you know what? It's not even worth... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=680 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 680: Comeuppance / Genevieve: ...So it turns out that the "wrong number" was actually some OTHER girl he was seeing at the same time.
/ Marten: Oooh, ouch. I can see why you might feel entitled to some revenge squirmin'. / Genevieve: ...Ugh, you know what? It's not even worth it. I'm being... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=680# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Today we ask...
/ If...
/ Pintsize
/ ...ran the Coffee House of Doom...
/ ...what would result? / I. Get rich quick schemes.
/ All ladies must be in their underwear and sign this NDA! / II. Electrical harrassment suits.
/ Hey hot stuff, wanna come and explore the stock cupboard with me? / III. Unusual and... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=681 |
| QC | {{Title text: QC "What If?" Theatre Presents...}} / Narrator: Today we ask...If...Pintsize...ran the Coffee House of Doom...what would result? / [[Pintsize, on a movie set, holds a waiver]]
/ Narrator: I. Get rich quick schemes.
/ Pintsize: All ladies must be in their underwear and sign this NDA! / [[Pintsize... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=681# |
| Questionable Content 682: Making matters worse | [Faye and Sven in an alley] / Sven:Oh, Faye! What brings you to this....alley...tonight?
/ Faye: I think you know why I'm back here. You might escape your "psycho ex" but you're sure as hell not evading me. / Faye: What you did tonight was SHITTY. So you don't have the balls to face up to some girl... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=682 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Sven: Oh, Faye! What brings you to this...alley...tonight?
/ Faye: I think you know why I'm here. You might escape you're "psycho ex" but you're sure as hell not evading me. / Faye: What you did tonight was SHITTY. So you don't have the balls to face up to some girl who most likely has legitimate reasons... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=682# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: Where were you, Faye?
/ Faye: Around hte back, having a little chat with our resident womanizer and escape artist. Did genevieve leave?
/ Marten: Uh Huh.
/ --------------------
/ Faye: Aw, and you didnt even get the chance to romance her with your inept indite-boy ways / Marten: I happen to be dating... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=683 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: Where were you, Faye?
/ Faye: Around the back, having a little chat with our resident womanizer and escape artist. Did Genevieve leave?
/ Marten: Uh huh. / Faye: Aw, and you didn't even get the chance to romance her with your inept indie-boy ways.
/ Marten: I happen to be dating someone, thanks.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=683# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Outside of the Bar, Sven is walking behind Genevieve]]
/ Sven: Hey, Genevieve! Wait up!
/ Genevieve: Sven? / Sven: Look, I....I acted like an asshole today.
/ Genevieve: Par for the course.
/ Sven: Yeah, I know. / Sven: Listen, for what it's worth, I'm sorry. I should've treated you better.
/ Genevieve:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=684 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Sven: Hey, Genevieve! Wait up!
/ Genevieve: Sven? / Sven: Look, I...I acted like an asshole today.
/ Genevieve: Par for the course.
/ Sven: Yeah, I know. / Sven: Listen, for what it's worth, I'm sorry. I should've treated you better.
/ Genevieve: Is this some ploy to get one last sympathy fuck out of me?
/ Sven:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=684# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | When did Amir and Nat leave, anyway?
/ They left when you cam etumbling outta the bathroom. I imagine they're humpin' like bunnies as we speak.
/ Thanks for the mental image.
/ I know, it's like the Black Plague - best shared with friends. / I return in triumph.
/ Holy shit Faye, I thought you said you... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=685 |
| Number 685: I Would Have Gone Back To The Bar Too | Marten: When did Amir and Nat leave, anyway?
/ Faye: They left when you came tumbling outta the bathroom. I imagine they're humpin' like bunnies as we speak.
/ Marten: Thanks for the mental image.
/ Faye: I know, it's like the Black Plague - best shared with friends. / Sven: [[Walks in covered in mud and... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=685# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 686: The Nurse Who Loved Me
/ [[Sven, Marten and Faye walk through a hospital door. Sven's hair is messed up and his clothes tattered]]
/ Sven: You guys didn't have to come to the hospital with me.
/ Marten: Considering how your night's been going, I wanted to make sure you didn't get mauled by... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=686 |
| Number 686: The Nurse Who Loved Me | Sven: You guys didn't have to come to the hospital with me.
/ Marten: Considering how your night's been going, I wanted to make sure you didn't get mauled by a dinosaur or something on your way here.
/ Faye: I might've just let the angry stegosaurus do his thing. / Sven: Yeah... you were right about what... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=686# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: Mornin' Marty. You're up early.
/ Marten: I'm looking for another job. Might as well get an early start.
/ Pintsize: ZzZzZzZz / Faye: Anything interesting? Oooh, exotic dancer! You could do that!
/ Marten: The sad part is it looks like my only options are that or workin' at some burger joint. / Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=687 |
| Number 687: I Would Too | {{Title: I Would too}} / [[Marteen reads the aper in the couch while Pintsize sleeps on it]]
/ Faye: Mornin' Marty. You're up early.
/ Marteen: I'm looking for another job. Might as well get an early start
/ Pintsize: ZzZzZzZz / [[Faye takes a look at the paper in Marteen's hand]]
/ Faye: Anything interesting?... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=687# |
| Number 688: Pissin' Off The Objectivists | Faye: Hey Dora. Nice knickers, I wasn't aware that Oliver Twist was the new hot thing in fashion.
/ Dora: If you shopped anywhere other than the Salvation Army dumpster you might've heard about it already.
/ Faye: Ooh, touche! We're feelin' sassy this morning, are we?
/ Dora: Just getting ready for the... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=688 |
| Pissin' Off The Objectivists | {{Title text: Pissin' Off The Objectivists}} / [[Faye enters Coffee of Doom to find Dora cleaning]]
/ Faye: Hey Dora, nice knickers, I wasn't aware that Oliver Twist was the new hot thing in fashion.
/ Dora: If you shopped anywhere other than the Salvation Army dumpster you might've heard about it already.
/ Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=688# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: Hey Dora. Nice knickers. I wasn't aware that Oliver Twist was the new hot thing in fashion.
/ Dora: If you shopped anywhere other than the Salvation Army dumpster you might've heard about it already.
/ Faye: Ooh, touché! We're feelin' sassy this morning, are we?
/ Dora: Just getting ready for the... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=688' |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Faye and Dora in Coffee of Doom]]
/ {{Blackboard: Specialz}}
/ Dora: So what should the specials be today?
/ Faye: Hmm. Is there any cayenne pepper left from yesterday?
/ Dora: We had cayenne? What for?
/ Faye: We ran out of cinnamon so I improvised a replacement. / [[Faye and Dora in Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=689 |
| Questionable Content | [[Dora and Faye are standing around the counter at Coffee of Doom]] / Dora: So what should the specials be today?
/ Faye: Hmm. Is there any cayenne pepper left from yesterday?
/ Dora: We had cayenne? What for?
/ Faye: We ran out of cinnamon so I improvised a replacement. / Dora: This could be a... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=689# |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: .....So after coercing Marty into doing his derty work for him, he had the nerve to try and sneak out the back window!
/ Dora: Sounds like classic Sven behavior to me. You get used to it eventually. / Faye: Hopefully he learned his lesson last night. Between me, Genevieve, and those... http://questionablecontent.net//view.php?comic=690 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: ...So after coercing Marty into doing his dirty work for him, he had the nerve to try and sneak out the back window!
/ Dora: Sounds like classic Sven behavior to me. You get used to it eventually. / Faye: Hopefully he learned his lesson last night. Between me, Genevieve, and those raccoons he had... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=690 |
| Number 690: And They Didn't Mean Wrestling | Faye: ...So after coercing Marty into doing his diry work for him, he had the nerve to try to sneak out the back window!
/ Dora: Sounds like classic Sven behavior to me. You get used to it eventually. / Faye: Hopefully he learned his lesson last night. Between me, Genevieve, and those raccoons he had... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=690# |
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