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Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Sven: Check it out, Hanners made us pancakes. / Faye: Oh shit, Hanners! She knows about last night! / Sven: So? I don't think she's the type to gossip. Have a pancake. / Faye: I'm not hungry. / Sven: You seem kinda freaked out. What's wrong? / Faye: What's wrong? I just had sex with a random guy I barely...
Number 1083: Postponing the Inevitable Faye: I should - I should go. / Sven: You gonna be all right? / Faye: I. . .don't know. I need to talk to my shrink. See if she can fit me into her schedule tomorrow or something. / Sven: Okay. Listen, I'll always be here if you need someone to talk to. I mean, I might not be the best guy for the...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye: So, uh, we should probably keep this quiet. / Sven: Oh, sure. I'll be totally discreet. / Faye: That's good. The last thing I need right now is hella friend-drama. / Sven: Heh, yeah. Dora would kill me if she ever found out. / / Sven: Oh shit, she really would kill me. / Faye: So much for the...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[hallway outside of Hannelore's apt]] / Hannelore: H-hello? / Faye: Hey Hanners. / Hannelore: Aaaugh! / [[inside Hannelore's apt]] / Hannelore: Don't kill me! Don't kill me! / Faye: I'm not gonna kill you! I just wanted to ask if could you keep quiet about last night. Y'now, the whole...
Number 1086: More Subtext Faye: Hey Penny. Where's Dora? / Penelope: She's not coming in 'til tonight. Said something about "spending the day in bed." / Faye: I'm jealous. My abs are killing me. / Penelope: How come? / Faye: Situps. I did a whole bunch of situps last night. / Penelope: Really? Good job! I didn't think you...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Hannelore's apt]] / Winslow: Hannelore! Hannelore! Your birthday present is finished! / Hannelore: My birthday present? / Winslow: We've been working on it all week! / Hannelore: Um...what is it? / Pintsize: Watch! / <> / Birthday present: LOGGIN ON TO STRATEGIC DEFENSE NETWORK...LOGIN 'jack_bauer'...
1088 - Rosy Cookie Scams Faye (on phone): Hi, this is Faye Whitaker, I'm a patient of Doctor Corrinne's. I was wondering if she had any openings, like, as soon as possible. It's kind of an emergency. / Faye: Yes, I'll hold. / Faye: Hi, Corrinne? It's Faye. No, it's not THAT bad. I'm just kind of freaked out. / Some, uh, things...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Corrine: So, you slept with someone? / Faye: Yeah. I don't know what came over me. I just totally lost control. / Faye: I mean, I don't even LIKE him that much! And I'm all pouncin' on him like some kinda slut. / Corrine: Sexual attraction and romantic interest are two different things. Sleeping with...
The Traditional Dr. Corrinne: So the real question is, what is it exactly that has you all "freaked out?" / Faye: I...I don't know. I mean, when you rationally explain it, there's not much to be freaked out BY. "Oh I had sex with a boy, oooh, big deal." / Dr. Corrinne: But there's still a part of you that IS bothered...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Therapist office]] / Therapist: So what are your friends' reactions to this? / Faye: Oh, they don't know. I can't let them find out. They'd kill me. / Therapist: Rumors have a way of spreading, Faye. Better they hear it from you than from someone else later. / Faye: I can't do that. Really. Dora...
 
Questionable Content - Number 1092: Experience Required {{Number 1092: Experience Required}} / [[Dora and Marten are lying on bed in their underwear.]] / Dora: I should probably get to work. Faye and Penelope must be at each other's throats by now. / Marten: I'll come with you. I need coffee. / Dora: How did you manage to get out of work today, anyway? / [[Dora...
Questionable Content 1093: The Game's Afoot {{Blackboard: Specials:}} / {{Blackboard: Pour a 40 for Gygax}} / Hannelore: Hi Dora, can I have a large coffee? / Dora: Sure thing, hon. Pull another all-nighter? / Hannelore: No, I just didn't sleep very well on Sven's couch. It's full of kitty-hair. / Dora: Sven's couch? Why were you sleeping on...
1094: Maybe Some Twizzlers Too Marten: I'd better make sure Hanners doesn't hurl herself into traffic or something. / Dora: You do that. I'll wait for Faye to get back. I wanna know what this is about. / Penelope: She was in the bathroom for a long time before she left. I think she's having some sort of gastrointestinal distress. / Dora:...
Questionable Content: Number 1095. [[Location: Coffee of Doom]] / (Panel One) Dora: [[shouting aggressively]] You slept with my brother?! I can't believe you, Faye! / Faye: [[Backing off]] I'm sorry! It just kind of happened! / (Panel Two) Dora: Yeah, right. I know what this is about. / Faye: Excuse me? / (Panel Three) Dora: This is...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Marten and Faye, at their apartment]] / Faye: ...And, well...we hooked up. / Marten: You did?! / Faye: Yeah. When I told Dora, she freaked out. I've never seen her so angry. / Marten: Aw man, that's not good. Maybe I should go try to calm her down. / Faye: Y-you're not mad? / Marten: Mad? About Sven?...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[In Coffee of Doom]] / Marten: Hey sweetie. / Dora: Did Faye come talk to you? / Marten: Yeah, she did. / Dora: ...And? / Marten: Good for her! It's about damn time she got laid. / Dora: What? Aren't you mad? / Marten: Why does everybody keep assuming I should be angry? / Dora: Isn't it obvious? This was all...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Marten and Faye at Coffee of Doom]] / Dora: Irrational? I'M being irrational? / Marten: Yes! You seriously believe Faye hooked up with Sven to try and get back at us? / Dora: It makes sense to ME. Why else would she have done it? / Marten: I dunno, maybe because she was horny and he was available? / Marten:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Hanelore's apt]] / Marten: Hey Hanners, how're you doing? / Hanelore: Do...do you and Dora know about Faye and Sven now? / Marten: Yeah, Faye told us what happened. / Hanelore: She TOLD you?! Why did she tell me to keep it a secret then? I've been having panic attacks all day because I thought I...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Marten and Hannelore, outside their apartment building]] / Hannelore: Where are we going? / Marten: The Horrible Revelation. I need food and beer, and then after that some more beer. / (off-screen voice): Marten! Hey, Marten! / Steve: I was just lookin' for you, man. It's been a while since we hung out! / Marten:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Steve, Marten and Hannelore, at a restaurant]] / Marten: ...So then DORA flips out on ME! All "you're so self-righteous, I can't believe you're taking Faye's side, blah blah blah." / Steve: Ooh, you fucked up bad, dude. / Marten: What, by stating my opinion? / Steve: No, by belittlin' her anger. When...
 
Number 1102: Evil Pintsize?!?!?! [[Marten and Steve sitting in a pub]] / Marten: So what about you? What's your lady-drama about? / Steve: You know her ex, Dave? / Marten: Yeah. Mister Perfect, right? / [[Hannalore enters, holding small, wrapped items]] / Steve: Yeah. Well, the other day he says "I just want you to know that even though...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Number 1103: Hannalysis / [[Steve and Marten complain about women over drinks in the Horrible Revelation. Hannelore stands by watching.]] / Steve: Man, friggin' women. / Marten: Yeah. Friggin' women... / Hanners: Um, it's not really their fault. / [[Steve and Marten turn to look at Hanners. Hanners stares...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Steve, Marten and Hannelore in a restaurant; Steve and Marten have been drinking]] / Marten: Maaan, I fucked up. Dora prob'ly hates me now. / Steve: Come on dude, you can't go tellin' me to cheer up and stop worryin' and then get all whiny yourself. / Hannelore: Yeah, I'm sure if you just talk to her...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Winslow, Pintsize, and a 3rd anthro-pc are on the couch talking]] / Winslow: Hi Pintsize, who's your friend? / Pintsize: This is my friend PT410x. He's a Linux-based AnthroPC. / PT410x: I'm not an "AnthroPC." The PROPER term is "High performance open-source sentient mobile workstation." / Winslow:...
Number 1106: Wisdom Through Experience [[Dora sitting on a couch, Marten enters]] / Marten: Hey. / Dora: Hey. / [[Marten takes a seat on the couch arm]] / Marten: I'm sorry about earlier. / Dora: Me too. / [[Dora closes her eyes and rubs her forehead]] / Marten: Do you want to talk about it? / Dora: No. I'm sleepy. Let's just go to bed. / [[Dora...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Dora and Marten, at her apartment]] / Dora: All right, all right. We can talk about things now. / Marten: Can we start with why you got so mad at me? / Dora: Honey, when a girl is already angry, telling her she's being irrational probably isn't the best way to calm her down. / Marten: Yeah, I realize...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Pintsize, Winslow, Faye and Hannelore, at Marten and Faye's apartment. Pintsize and Winslow look terrified, Faye is drunk, and Hannelore has just walked in]] / Hannelore: Winslow? Are you here- oh. H-hi Faye. / Faye: HANNERS! HERE'S a girl who unnerstands! Come have a drink! / Winslow: Help us! / Pintsize:...
Questionable Content: Salutatory Faye (holding her forehead): Bleah, I feel awful. / Hannelore (offering a glass of water): Drink this. Your coffee will be ready in a minute. / Faye: Sorry I was bein' all whiny. / Hannelore: It's okay. / Hannelore: So...I've been wondering. / Faye: Yeah? / Hannelore: When you're done having, uh, sex......
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Dora and Marten in Dora's apartment]] / Dora: I guess I better apologize to Faye, huh. / Marten: I think if you just explain why you reacted the way you did, she'll understand. / Dora: And you really don't think this was a plot to get back at us? / Marten: I don't think she's that kind of person. / Dora:...
Number 1111: Buckeyballs of Flavor [[Dora walks into the Coffee of Doom]] / [[Raven is sitting holding a cupcake and a piece of tape]] / Dora: 'Morning, Raven. What're you doing? / Raven: Scientists discovered how to make stable, atom-thin sheets of graphite by peeling sticky tape off of larger graphite fragments / Raven: They're called graphene,...
 

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