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| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Sven: Check it out, Hanners made us pancakes.
/ Faye: Oh shit, Hanners! She knows about last night! / Sven: So? I don't think she's the type to gossip. Have a pancake.
/ Faye: I'm not hungry. / Sven: You seem kinda freaked out. What's wrong?
/ Faye: What's wrong? I just had sex with a random guy I barely... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1082 |
| Number 1083: Postponing the Inevitable | Faye: I should - I should go.
/ Sven: You gonna be all right? / Faye: I. . .don't know. I need to talk to my shrink. See if she can fit me into her schedule tomorrow or something.
/ Sven: Okay. Listen, I'll always be here if you need someone to talk to. I mean, I might not be the best guy for the... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1083 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: So, uh, we should probably keep this quiet.
/ Sven: Oh, sure. I'll be totally discreet. / Faye: That's good. The last thing I need right now is hella friend-drama.
/ Sven: Heh, yeah. Dora would kill me if she ever found out. /
/ Sven: Oh shit, she really would kill me.
/ Faye: So much for the... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1084 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[hallway outside of Hannelore's apt]] / Hannelore: H-hello? / Faye: Hey Hanners.
/ Hannelore: Aaaugh! / [[inside Hannelore's apt]] / Hannelore: Don't kill me! Don't kill me!
/ Faye: I'm not gonna kill you! I just wanted to ask if could you keep quiet about last night. Y'now, the whole... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1085 |
| Number 1086: More Subtext | Faye: Hey Penny. Where's Dora?
/ Penelope: She's not coming in 'til tonight. Said something about "spending the day in bed." / Faye: I'm jealous. My abs are killing me.
/ Penelope: How come? / Faye: Situps. I did a whole bunch of situps last night.
/ Penelope: Really? Good job! I didn't think you... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1086 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Hannelore's apt]] / Winslow: Hannelore! Hannelore! Your birthday present is finished!
/ Hannelore: My birthday present?
/ Winslow: We've been working on it all week! / Hannelore: Um...what is it?
/ Pintsize: Watch!
/ < http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1087 |
| 1088 - Rosy Cookie Scams | Faye (on phone): Hi, this is Faye Whitaker, I'm a patient of Doctor Corrinne's. I was wondering if she had any openings, like, as soon as possible. It's kind of an emergency.
/ Faye: Yes, I'll hold. / Faye: Hi, Corrinne? It's Faye. No, it's not THAT bad. I'm just kind of freaked out.
/ Some, uh, things... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1088 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Corrine: So, you slept with someone?
/ Faye: Yeah. I don't know what came over me. I just totally lost control. / Faye: I mean, I don't even LIKE him that much! And I'm all pouncin' on him like some kinda slut.
/ Corrine: Sexual attraction and romantic interest are two different things. Sleeping with... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1089 |
| The Traditional | Dr. Corrinne: So the real question is, what is it exactly that has you all "freaked out?"
/ Faye: I...I don't know. I mean, when you rationally explain it, there's not much to be freaked out BY. "Oh I had sex with a boy, oooh, big deal." / Dr. Corrinne: But there's still a part of you that IS bothered... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1090 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Therapist office]] / Therapist: So what are your friends' reactions to this?
/ Faye: Oh, they don't know. I can't let them find out. They'd kill me.
/ Therapist: Rumors have a way of spreading, Faye. Better they hear it from you than from someone else later. / Faye: I can't do that. Really. Dora... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1091 |
| Questionable Content - Number 1092: Experience Required | {{Number 1092: Experience Required}}
/ [[Dora and Marten are lying on bed in their underwear.]]
/ Dora: I should probably get to work. Faye and Penelope must be at each other's throats by now. / Marten: I'll come with you. I need coffee.
/ Dora: How did you manage to get out of work today, anyway? / [[Dora... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1092 |
| Questionable Content 1093: The Game's Afoot | {{Blackboard: Specials:}}
/ {{Blackboard: Pour a 40 for Gygax}} / Hannelore: Hi Dora, can I have a large coffee?
/ Dora: Sure thing, hon. Pull another all-nighter?
/ Hannelore: No, I just didn't sleep very well on Sven's couch. It's full of kitty-hair. / Dora: Sven's couch? Why were you sleeping on... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1093 |
| 1094: Maybe Some Twizzlers Too | Marten: I'd better make sure Hanners doesn't hurl herself into traffic or something.
/ Dora: You do that. I'll wait for Faye to get back. I wanna know what this is about. / Penelope: She was in the bathroom for a long time before she left. I think she's having some sort of gastrointestinal distress.
/ Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1094 |
| Questionable Content: Number 1095. | [[Location: Coffee of Doom]]
/ (Panel One) Dora: [[shouting aggressively]] You slept with my brother?! I can't believe you, Faye! / Faye: [[Backing off]] I'm sorry! It just kind of happened! / (Panel Two) Dora: Yeah, right. I know what this is about. / Faye: Excuse me? / (Panel Three) Dora: This is... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1095 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Marten and Faye, at their apartment]]
/ Faye: ...And, well...we hooked up.
/ Marten: You did?! / Faye: Yeah. When I told Dora, she freaked out. I've never seen her so angry.
/ Marten: Aw man, that's not good. Maybe I should go try to calm her down. / Faye: Y-you're not mad?
/ Marten: Mad? About Sven?... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1096 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[In Coffee of Doom]]
/ Marten: Hey sweetie.
/ Dora: Did Faye come talk to you?
/ Marten: Yeah, she did.
/ Dora: ...And?
/ Marten: Good for her! It's about damn time she got laid.
/ Dora: What? Aren't you mad?
/ Marten: Why does everybody keep assuming I should be angry?
/ Dora: Isn't it obvious? This was all... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1097 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Marten and Faye at Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Irrational? I'M being irrational?
/ Marten: Yes! You seriously believe Faye hooked up with Sven to try and get back at us? / Dora: It makes sense to ME. Why else would she have done it?
/ Marten: I dunno, maybe because she was horny and he was available? / Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1098 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Hanelore's apt]] / Marten: Hey Hanners, how're you doing?
/ Hanelore: Do...do you and Dora know about Faye and Sven now?
/ Marten: Yeah, Faye told us what happened. / Hanelore: She TOLD you?! Why did she tell me to keep it a secret then? I've been having panic attacks all day because I thought I... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1099 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Marten and Hannelore, outside their apartment building]]
/ Hannelore: Where are we going?
/ Marten: The Horrible Revelation. I need food and beer, and then after that some more beer.
/ (off-screen voice): Marten! Hey, Marten! / Steve: I was just lookin' for you, man. It's been a while since we hung out!
/ Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1100 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Steve, Marten and Hannelore, at a restaurant]]
/ Marten: ...So then DORA flips out on ME! All "you're so self-righteous, I can't believe you're taking Faye's side, blah blah blah."
/ Steve: Ooh, you fucked up bad, dude. / Marten: What, by stating my opinion?
/ Steve: No, by belittlin' her anger. When... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1101 |
| Number 1102: Evil Pintsize?!?!?! | [[Marten and Steve sitting in a pub]]
/ Marten: So what about you? What's your lady-drama about?
/ Steve: You know her ex, Dave?
/ Marten: Yeah. Mister Perfect, right? / [[Hannalore enters, holding small, wrapped items]]
/ Steve: Yeah. Well, the other day he says "I just want you to know that even though... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1102 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 1103: Hannalysis / [[Steve and Marten complain about women over drinks in the Horrible Revelation. Hannelore stands by watching.]]
/ Steve: Man, friggin' women.
/ Marten: Yeah. Friggin' women...
/ Hanners: Um, it's not really their fault. / [[Steve and Marten turn to look at Hanners. Hanners stares... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1103 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Steve, Marten and Hannelore in a restaurant; Steve and Marten have been drinking]]
/ Marten: Maaan, I fucked up. Dora prob'ly hates me now.
/ Steve: Come on dude, you can't go tellin' me to cheer up and stop worryin' and then get all whiny yourself.
/ Hannelore: Yeah, I'm sure if you just talk to her... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1104 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Winslow, Pintsize, and a 3rd anthro-pc are on the couch talking]]
/ Winslow: Hi Pintsize, who's your friend?
/ Pintsize: This is my friend PT410x. He's a Linux-based AnthroPC.
/ PT410x: I'm not an "AnthroPC." The PROPER term is "High performance open-source sentient mobile workstation." / Winslow:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1105 |
| Number 1106: Wisdom Through Experience | [[Dora sitting on a couch, Marten enters]]
/ Marten: Hey.
/ Dora: Hey. / [[Marten takes a seat on the couch arm]]
/ Marten: I'm sorry about earlier.
/ Dora: Me too. / [[Dora closes her eyes and rubs her forehead]]
/ Marten: Do you want to talk about it?
/ Dora: No. I'm sleepy. Let's just go to bed. / [[Dora... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1106 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Dora and Marten, at her apartment]]
/ Dora: All right, all right. We can talk about things now.
/ Marten: Can we start with why you got so mad at me? / Dora: Honey, when a girl is already angry, telling her she's being irrational probably isn't the best way to calm her down.
/ Marten: Yeah, I realize... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1107 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Pintsize, Winslow, Faye and Hannelore, at Marten and Faye's apartment. Pintsize and Winslow look terrified, Faye is drunk, and Hannelore has just walked in]]
/ Hannelore: Winslow? Are you here- oh. H-hi Faye.
/ Faye: HANNERS! HERE'S a girl who unnerstands! Come have a drink!
/ Winslow: Help us!
/ Pintsize:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1108 |
| Questionable Content: Salutatory | Faye (holding her forehead): Bleah, I feel awful.
/ Hannelore (offering a glass of water): Drink this. Your coffee will be ready in a minute. / Faye: Sorry I was bein' all whiny.
/ Hannelore: It's okay. / Hannelore: So...I've been wondering.
/ Faye: Yeah? / Hannelore: When you're done having, uh, sex...... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1109 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Dora and Marten in Dora's apartment]]
/ Dora: I guess I better apologize to Faye, huh.
/ Marten: I think if you just explain why you reacted the way you did, she'll understand. / Dora: And you really don't think this was a plot to get back at us?
/ Marten: I don't think she's that kind of person. / Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1110 |
| Number 1111: Buckeyballs of Flavor | [[Dora walks into the Coffee of Doom]]
/ [[Raven is sitting holding a cupcake and a piece of tape]]
/ Dora: 'Morning, Raven. What're you doing?
/ Raven: Scientists discovered how to make stable, atom-thin sheets of graphite by peeling sticky tape off of larger graphite fragments
/ Raven: They're called graphene,... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1111 |
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