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| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Title: "Number 1232: A Crucial Task" / [[Sven's House]]
/ Sven: Hey, you even remembered to get the mail on the way up! Good job, Failthful Intern.
/ Lydia: Yeah. It wasn't exactly rocket science. / Sven: Sweet, a royalties check.
/ Lydia: Oooooh. / Sven: All right! That's it.
/ Lydia: What do you mean,... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1232 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1233: Libertarian Employment}} / [[Faye is pouting, arms folded; Dora is looking at Faye, stirring something in a carafe; Specials read: Honey latte, Nutty Mocha, Cup o' Bees]]
/ Faye: How come Sven gets an intern and we don't?
/ Dora: You just want soneone else to abuse all day. / [[Faye looks... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1233 |
| Book of Secrets | [[Sven's apartment. Lydia is there]] / You're seriously not gonna do ANY work today?
/ I can't just sit down and expect to write a song. I have to wait for inspiration to strike. / Somehow I doubt doing nothing all day is going to entice the Inspiration Fairy to come visit.
/ I'm sorry, which of us is... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1234 |
| Also possibly a burro | [[The cafe]] / No, see, I'd actually be losing MORE money, because you be geting paid more for working borh your shifts and Faye's shifts.
/ Oh. Damn, I'm bad at math.
/ Yesss, my employment is secure! / Don't get cocky. We could still replace you. Maybe with a mule or something.
/ Har har, very funny. / Oh,... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1235 |
| I am a horrible man | Your big day is tomorrow, Jeph! You should take the night off!
/ I can't. I'm already taking tomorrow off. The readers would murder me. / Then how about just drawing whatever you feel like drawing?
/ Hmm, that's not a bad idea... / [[lazily-rendered robot jokes]] / What did the router say to the computer
/ I... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1236 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Guest comic by Lem; Number 1237: We are the space robots}} / [[Dora turns away from Marten, holding her face]
/ Dora: Marten, I have to talk to you.
/ Marten: Uh... Ok, what is it?
/ Dora: I have a terrible secret... / [[Dora pulls off her face, revealing a robot face; Marten is surprised]]
/ Dora: I'm... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1237 |
| Questionable Prioirities | Pathetic blood bags! Prepare to go to a better place! Repainting the walls of my rec room! / AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! / What do you think you're doing?
/ Saving a trip to home depot. / Didn't your mother teach you to wash after rupturing people's intestines?
/ *sniff* I... killed her too early. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1238 |
| Good for him, really | [[At the cafe]] / Well hello there Casanova, what can I do for you today?
/ I... I need to speak with Penelope. / What's up?
/ Penelope, I... I know I'm probably the laughingstock of this establishment, but I have to ask anyway, if only to feel the cleansing astringence of rejection. Would you like to... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1239 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1240: Neither Borrower Nor Lnder Be}}
/ [[Sven and Lydia on the couch, Lydia looking at a sheet of paper in her hand, Sven plucking a guitar, looking at Lydia; Wil enters from the side with arms in the arm, looking very surprised]]
/ Sven: Now typically you'd want to resolve that up to G major,... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1240 |
| The worst kind of boy | [[The Cafe]] / I still say he's a creep.
/ You just can't stand to see anyone else happy.
/ ENOUGH with the bickering, you two. Faye, go clean the bathroom. Penelope, you're on register duty. / You don't really think he's a creep, do you?
/ I dunno, hon. He seems nice enough. He's awkward as hell, but... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1241 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1242: Very, Very Specific}} / [[Penelope leans on one arm on the counter, gestures toward Dora with the other hand; Dora stands across from Penelope hugging her arms in a "Blood Blood Blood" t-shirt]]
/ Penelope: ...And then there was JARED, who actually had the gall to ask if I was "gonna put... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1242 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1243: Canadians Do It Better}}
/ [[Set in library; Marten, in brown t-shirt reading "Bear vs. Shark", holds a brown book; Hannelore, in pink t-shirt reading "Blood Wizard", looks at Martern]]
/ Hannelore: Hey Marten, I'd like to take this out.
/ Marten: "A History of Mental Illness and Treatment?"... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1243 |
| Disturbing plans | [[In the library]] / I really wish you wouldn't flirt with Hannelore like that. It freaks her out.
/ Why, is she not into girls? / I don't think she's really "into" anyone. She's too weirded out by physical contact and fluids and stuff.
/ Oh, that makes it even better. I can corrupt her. / I don't think... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1244 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1245: From Forward Into Reverse}}
/ [[Marten and Tai are walking outside the library, both with hands inside their respective hoodies, both looking slightly concerned; Tai's hoodie reads "Smif"]]
/ Marten: I'm serious though, please don't mess with Hanners too much.
/ Tai: She's really that fucked... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1245 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1246: Halcyon Days}}
/ [[A happy Tai drags a nervous Marten down the street by the hand; two people are walking passed them, one wearing a "Brooklyn" hoodie; a storefront has signs in the window, like "Bad Art!" and "Sale]]
/ Marten: We're not seriously going to get your lady-bits pierced, are... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1246 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1247: Some Liberties Taken}}
/ [[A tattoo artist with black and pink dreds pulls on pink rubber gloves; Tai sits on a bed, looking at Marten; Marten stands behind the bed; two signs: "Yes this will hurt" and "Tip and I'll be gentle"; sanitary products on table]]
/ Marten: Do I really have to be... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1247 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1248: That's The Hard Part}}
/ [[Tattoo artist lady stands with hands on hips, smiling, looking at Tai; Tai sits on edge of bed, loking down and smiling; Marten stands off to the right, expressing little]]
/ Lady: So what do you think?
/ Tai: This is AWESOME! / [[Tattoo artist pulls off her gloves,... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1248 |
| Good thing they still have it | [[The Cafe]] / Hey kids, what's up?
/ Dora! Dora! I got my hood pierced! / Ohmigod! How's it turn out?
/ AWESOME! Wanna see?
/ Uh, YES! / C'mon, let's go in the back.
/ 'Kay! / [[Marten and Faye look on]] / OHMIGOD it's so CUTE!
/ You think so?
/ My girlfriend is cooing over my boss's vulva like it was... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1249 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1250: A Penny's Worth Indeed}} / [[Dora and Marten walk side-by-side down the street; a man with a mustache is working on a laptop at a table; a hairy man is holding a picket sign]]
/ Dora: Does it bother you that I wanted to see Tai's piercing?
/ Marten: No, no... I mean, I was there for the... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1250 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1251: To The Best Of Their Ability}} / [[Lydia is standing at the foot of the couch with one hand on her hip and a roll of papers in her other hand; Sven is lounging on the couch reading a book]]
/ Lydia: Okay, your Les Paul's got a fresh set of strings, I reorganized your important documents,... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1251 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1252: Risky Business Indeed}} / [[In Faye and Marten's kitchen; Hannelore stands by the door, holding her hands; Faye looks back at Hannelore whiling stirring something in a bowl]]
/ Hannelore: Hey Faye, whatcha doin'?
/ Faye: Hey Hanners. Bakin' cookies. / [[Hannelore approached Faye]]
/ Hannelore:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1252 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1253: A Viscous Substance}} / [[Hannelore sits on Marten and Faye's couch with a chocolate-chip cookie; Pintsize stands on the back of the couch, arm extended towards Hannelore]]
/ Pintsize: Can I have a cookie?
/ Hannelore: Marten says you're not allowed to have cookies. / [[Pintsize's hands... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1253 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1254: Does This Look Infected?}} / [[Faye stands behind couch, goggling at the burned holes; Hannelore sits with her hands in her lap, also staring at the couch]]
/ Faye: What happened to our couch?!
/ Hannelore: Pintsize oozed some sort of... liquid onto it. / [[Faye closes her eyes and holds... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1254 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Number 1255: Consummate]] / [[Dora is standing behind the counter with one hand on the counter; Penelope is in front of the counter, eyes closed, hands folded, swaying a bit; Specials read: Erotic Toast, with a drawing of a piece of toast with an erect penis]]
/ Penelope: It's Friday and I have a date... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1255 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1256: Grey's Anatomy}} / [[Leaving the hospital; Wil looks sadly down at his sling; Penelope looks up at Wil]]
/ Wil: I can't believe this.
/ Penelope: I'm really sorry about your arm. / [[Penelope looks up at Wil and smiles]]
/ Wil: I'm the one who should be apologizing, Penelope. I'd planned... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1256 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1257: Hey Poor Self-Esteem}} / [[Wil and Penelope are standing on her doorstep]]
/ Wil: Well. Here we are.
/ Penelope: Yes, here we are. / [[The look at each other and smile]]
/ Wil: I... can't exactly say I had FUN tonight, but... I'm glad you were with me. Thank you.
/ Penelope: You're welcome.... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1257 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1258: For Great Justice}}
/ [[Penelope and Dora are glaring at Faye, who is laughing; Specials: pictue of cheese]]
/ Faye: Wait, he BROKE his ARM? Bahahaha!
/ Penelope: It's not funny! / [[Faye standing in front of the espresso machine, smiling; Penelope leaning against the bored, arms folded,... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1258 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1259: No Offense to the Bedouin}} / [[Wil and Sven walk down the street; Sven smiling]]
/ Wil: ...And there she was, by my side all the while, her eyes two limpid pools of sweetest sympathy towards my infirm state.
/ Sven: Good job turning a shitty situation to your advantage. / [[Wil closes... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1259 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1260: Karma Police}} / [[Dora is pissed, looking inside the espresso machine; Penelope and Faye watch her, slightly worried]]]
/ Dora: Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! / [[Dora faces Faye, yelling and angry; Faye looks upset, hands in the air]]
/ Dora: This thing is completely fucking RUINED! What... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1260 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1261: Pair of Pliers and a Blowtorch}} / [[Penelope is pouring a cup fo coffee; Dora stands in front of the counter, pointing back with her thumb]]
/ Dora: I just got off the phone with the repair guy.
/ Penelope: And?
/ Dora: He says I'd be better off buying a new machine than trying to fix that... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1261 |
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