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| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Dora and Agent Turing stand in Marten's apartment. Dora is holding out the laser to him.]] / Dora: Okay g-man, here's your stupid laser back. / Agent Turing: Wait a minute, who the heck are you? When did you show up? / [[Dora has tossed the laser. It is in mid-air, and Agent Turing is about... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=151 |
| Number 151: Smokin' Ain's Allowed In School | PANEL 1 / Dora: Okay, g-man, here's your stupid laser back.
/ Agent Turing: Wait a minute, who the heck are you? When did you show up? / PANEL 2 / Dora: My name's Dora Bianchi. I'm a friend of Marten's. I came over to take out that laser module while you were passed out.
/ Agent Turing: D-D-D-Dora Bianchi?! / PANEL... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=151 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Dora: Okay g-man, here's your stupid laser back.
/ Special Agent Turing: Wait a minute, who the heck are you? When did you show up? / Dora: My name's Dora Bianchi. I'm a friend of Marten's. I came over to take out that laser module while you were passed out.
/ Special Agent Turing: D-D-D-Dora Bianchi?! / Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=151# |
| Number 152: Huugs! | Marten: I really can't thank you two enough. You saved Pintsize!
/ Dora: Oh, it was no big deal. Buy me dinner sometime and we'll call it even.
/ Faye: A girl does not mind using her ninja skills if it is to help a friend! / Pintsize: Thank you for de-lasering me, Dora. I did not want to be reformatted! / Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=152 |
| 152: Huugs! | Marten: I really can't thank you two enough. You saved Pintsize!
/ Dora: Oh, it was no big deal. Buy me dinner sometime and we'll call it even.
/ Faye: A girl does not mind using her ninja skills if it is to help a friend! / Pintsize: [[hugging Dora]] Thank you for de-lasering me, Dora. I did not want... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=152 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Dora: Okay kids, I'd better get back to the coffee shop before Sara completely loses her mind. See you around. / Marten: Have a good night Dora, thanks for all your help. / Faye: See you tomorrow, spooky-pants! / [[Dora is no longer in the scene.]] / Marten: So, uh, what do you want to do now? / Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=153 |
| Number 153: Rainbow Sprinkle Six | Dora: Okay kids, I'd better get back to the coffee shop before Sara completely loses her mind. See you around.
/ Marten: Have a good night Dora, thanks again for all your help.
/ Faye: See you tomorrow, spooky-pants! / Marten: So, uh, what do you want to do now?
/ Faye: Hmm. Ooh, I know! Ice cream! Where... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=153 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Faye and Marten are in an ice cream shop, at the counter.]] / Faye: I will have a scoop of vanilla fudge ripple on a waffle cone, please. / Marten: And I'll have a Kentucky bourbon vanilla milkshake. / [[Faye and Marten are now sitting in a booth with their ice cream. Faye looks troubled.]] / Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=154 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | I will have a scoop of vanilla fudge ripple on a waffle cone, please.
/ And I'll have a Kentucky bourbon vanilla milkshake. / So yeah, I don't know if they actually put bourbon in this or what but it sure...tastes...uh, Faye? Why are you crying? / Oh, I will...I'll be okay. It is...it's just that... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=154 |
| Guest Strip by Sam Logan www.samandfuzzy.com | Faye: Marten?
/ Marten: Yes, Faye?
/ Faye: I have something to tell you. . .something I should have told you a long time ago. . . / Faye: I've been afraid, Marten. . .afraid of how you would react. . .but I can't lie anymore. I can't keep living half a life. / Faye: And the truth is, Marten, I lo--
/ Pintsize:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=155 |
| #155: Guest Strip by Sam Logan | FAYE: Marten?
/ MARTEN: Yes, Faye?
/ FAYE: I have something to tell you... Something I should have told you a long time ago... / FAYE: I've been afraid, Marten... Afraid of how you would react... But I can't lie anymore. I can't keep living half a life. / FAYE: And the truth is, Marten, I lo--
/ PINTSIZE:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=155 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Guest strip by Brian Carroll of Instant Classic}}
/ [[Two marionettes appear in front of a red curtain, under the caption "Questionable Puppet Theater"]]
/ Faye: Marten, I hope I am not alone in my desire to participate in daily indie activities.
/ Marten: Certainly not, Faye. I have been up all night... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=156 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | QUESTIONABLE PUPPET THEATER / Marten, I hope I am not alone in my desire to participate in daily indie activies.
/ Certainly not, Faye. I have been up all night preparing a list of such events we could partake in. / Where is this list so that I may eliminate less-than-spectular choices for our enjoyment?
/ It's...um...in... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=156 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Kimmie: Dora! I missed you!
/ Dora: Kimmie? Kimberly Miller? / Dora: You must be, what, fifteen now?
/ Kimmie: No. I am eternal. / Kimmie: I'm a vampire, like you.
/ Dora: No, wait, hold on...I don't do that any more. / Kimmie: But you were MY IDOL!
/ Dora: You can still idolize my bottom if you want.
/ Kimmie:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=157 |
| questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=157 | DORA! I missed you! / KIMMIE? Kimberly Miller? / Oh, it's "Dimentia" now... / You must be, what, fifteen now? / NO. I am eternal. / I'm a vampire, like you. / No, wait, hold on... I don't do that anymore. / But you were MY IDOL! / You can still idolize my bottom, if you want. / Is it..? / Yes, it is ETERNAL... |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Kimberly: DORA! I missed you!
/ Dora: Kimmie? Kimberly Miller?
/ Kimberly: Oh, it's "DIMENTIA" now... / Dora: You must be, what, fifteen now?
/ Kimberly: NO. I am eternal. / Kimberly: I'm a vampire, like you.
/ Dora: No, wait, hold on... I don't do that anymore. / Kimberly: But you were MY IDOL!
/ Dora:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=157# |
| Guest Strip by Yuko Ota http://aido.furvect.com/fallen.htm | Faye: Er, Marten. . . / Faye: I think I may have done something foolish. . .
/ Marten: Should I be sitting down for this? / Faye: Well, you see. . .I was taking a shower and Pintsize snuck in. . .and I finally got fed up with his perverted hijinks. . .
/ Marten: What's that noise. . .? / Faye: So as... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=158 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | TITLE BAR: #158: Apparently They Do (Guest Comic by Yuko Ota) / PANEL 1 / FAYE: (off-panel) Er, Marten... / PANEL 2 / FAYE: I think I may have done something foolish...
/ MARTEN: Should I be sitting down for this? / PANEL 3 / FAYE: Well, you see... I was taking a shower and Pintsize snuck in...... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=158 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Guest strip by John A of "Scary Go Round"}}
/ Faye: Camping! This is the life, Marten. What a good idea.
/ Marten: I thought you would enjoy it. Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got!
/ Faye [[smelling a flower]]: Yes. Taking a break from all your worries sure does help a... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=159 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | TITLE BAR: #159: Guest Comic by John Allison / PANEL 1 / [[In the Country Near a Tent]] / FAYE: Camping! This is the life, Marten. What a good idea. / PANEL 2 / MARTEN: I thought you would enjoy it. Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got! / PANEL 3 / FAYE: Yes. Taking a... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=159 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: Camping! This is the life, Marten. What a good idea. / Marten: I thought you would enjoy it. Making your way in the world takes everything you've got! / Faye: Yes. Taking a break from all your worries sure does help a lot.
/ Marten: I've built a fire, we've achieved caveman strength. What's... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=159# |
| Guest Strip by Julia Keene www.okaypants.com | Faye: Listening to music is fun!
/ Dora: I agree! Let's go! / Faye: Aw yay! Lalala!
/ Dora: Zzz. / Dora: I know a better kind! / Dora: Come on, Faye! You like guitars!
/ Faye: Not the kind that sound as if they are angry with me for doing something too terrible to even mention. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=160 |
| A guest comic by Julie Keene | Faye: Listening to music is fun!
/ Dora: I agree! Let's go! / Faye: Aww yay! La la la!
/ Dora: [[thinking]] ZZZ. / Dora: I know a better kind! / [[Dora doing air guitar]] / Dora: Come one, Faye! You like guitars!
/ Faye: Not the kind that sound as if they were angry with me for doing something too... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=160 |
| A Guest Comic By Julie Keene | Faye: Listening to music is fun!
/ Dora: I agree! let's go! / Faye: Aw yay! Lalala!
/ Dora: < http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=160# |
| Number 161: His Uncle Was A Lion-Tamer | Faye: . . .So I come downstairs to get a drink of water at like 3AM when I hear these odd moaning noises coming from within the kitchen. I go in and turn on the light to find my mother bent over the dinner table and my dad totally boning her from behind!
/ Marten: Augh! Holy shit! Hahahaha! / Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=161 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | TITLE BAR: Number 161: His Unvle Was A Lion-Tamer / TRANSCRIPT: / PANEL 1 / Faye: ...So I come downstairs to get a drink of water at like 3AM when I hear these odd moaning noises coming from within the kitchen. I go in and turn on the light to find my mother bent over the dinner table and my dad totally... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=161 |
| Questionable Content | {{Number 162: Finishing Move}}
/ [[interior apartment hall]]
/ [[Faye and Marten are walking down the hall]]
/ Faye: Wait, /that/ Senator? The one who is always yelling about how we need more Jesus in the Constitution?
/ Marten: Yup. Apparently he gets off on being beaten with a ruler and having hot wax... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=162 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | TITLE BAR: 163: Snip Snip / TRANSCRIPT: / PANEL 1 / Faye: Do you like my new haircut, Marten?
/ Marten: Whoa, you did that yourself? It looks great! /
/ PANEL 2 / Marten: You'll have to give me a haircut sometime. I'm starting to get pretty shaggy.
/ Faye: I could do wonders for you! A snip here,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=163 |
| Questionable Content | 164: We Need To Talk / PANEL 1 / Faye: Good morning, Marten. Were you ever able to get that beard off of Pintsize?
/ Marten: Yeah, only after two hours of scrubbing.
/ Faye: Aww, poor baby / PANEL 2 / Faye: I am off to the coffee shop for another day as a working girl. Do try not to let Pintsize destroy... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=164 |
| Number 165: Hi Mom! | Faye: Jesus, Amanda. I knew you were dense, but I did not think you were that dense!
/ Amanda: Hey, I ain't dense! / Faye: Oh really? Because switching to a ridiculous major, failing all of your classes, and then coming out to mom at the worst possible time sounds pretty dense to me.
/ Amanda: Oh, uh...... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=165 |
| Number 166: Don't Leave Home Without It | Faye: Damn it, now I am going to be late for work. Amanda, you are coming with me. Clearly we have a lot to talk about.
/ Amanda: Oaky, is there a parkin' garage nearby where I can stash my rental car? / Fare: Rental car?
/ Amanada: Well, I have to get here from the airport somehow. / Faye: Wait a... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=166 |
| Questionable Content | {{Number 167: Fuck You, Bladder!}}
/ [[interior Coffee of Doom]]
/ [[Dora is leaning on counter as Faye and Amanda enter]]
/ Faye: ...So when exactly did you figure out that you were only interested in ladies?
/ Amanda: I dunno, I guess I always knew it in the back of my mind. Then one night I got really... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=167 |
| Number 167: Fuck You, Bladder! | Faye: ...So when exactly did you figure out that you were only interested in ladies?
/ Amanda: I dunno, I guess I always knew it in the back of my mind. Then one night I got really wasted at this party and hooked up with some chick, and it just felt right, y'know? / Dora: Well hello there Tary McLatepants,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=167# |
| Number 168: La La La | [[Steve and Marten are in a record store]]
/ Steve: So Faye's sister is gonna be staying with you for a couple of days?
/ Marten: I guess so. It's not like she really has anywhere else to go up here. / Steve: I swear dude, you're the only guy who could have two hot chicks staying in his apartment and... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=168 |
| Number 169: Squirt | [[Faye, Amanda, and Dora in Coffe of Doom]]
/ Faye: Are you two done talking about your bottoms? Can I stop humming "Blueberry Boat" now?
/ Amanda: Yeah, we moved on to the topic of female ejaculatin'.
/ Dora: [[drawing "fuck you, bladder" on the chalk board]] Hee hee! Squirt! / Faye: Foul creatures,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=169 |
| Number 169: Squirt | [[Inside Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: Are you two done talking about your bottoms? Can I stop humming "Blueberry Boat" now?
/ Amanda: Yeah, we moved on to the topic of female ejaculatin'.
/ Dora: Hee hee! Squirt! / Faye: Foul creatures, the both of you.
/ Dora: Oh come on Faye, you know we're just joking... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=169# |
| Number 170: Sexy Aeroplane | [[inside the Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: So where is this girlfriend of yours, anyway? Did she spontaneously combust after being caught in coitus?
/ Amanda: She went back to her folks' place. Things were kinda ... awkward ... after mom caught us and kicked me out. / Faye: I am sorry Mandy, I do not mean... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=170 |
| Questionable Content | {{Number 171: Oh No, Not HER}}
/ [[interior Coffee of Doom]]
/ [[On the chalkboard: TODAY'S SPECIALS "Yum!" - Triple Chocolate Mocha "Eww!" - Triple Pork Mocha "Fuck you, bladder." - 60 oz. coffee Starbucks is for assholes]]
/ [[Amanda is in front of the counter, Faye and Dora behind it]]
/ Faye: So... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=171 |
| Questionable Content | {{Number 172: Don't Say It}}
/ [[interior Coffee of Doom]]
/ [[On the chalkboard: TODAY'S SPECIALS "Yum!" - Triple Chocolate Mocha "Eww!" - Triple Pork Mocha "Fuck you, bladder." - 60 oz. coffee Starbucks is for assholes]]
/ [[Faye is sitting on counter, Dora sitting behind it, Amanda talking on cell... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=172 |
| Number 173: Face the Music | [[inside Coffe of Doom]]
/ Faye: Amanda, I have mom on the phone. She wants to talk to you.
/ Amanda: Snff...Mom? But she hates me now! / Faye: She does not hate you dummy. She jsut wants you to come back home so you can talk things over.
/ Amanda: Okay... [[takes the cell phone]] / Amanda: Hi, mom?... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=173 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Yeah mom, I'm sorry too. Love you, bye bye.
/ see? I told you she did not completely disown you, silly Sapphic sister.
/ Heh. Do Sapphic sisters sing sexy sea shanties down by the sea shore? / Are you making fun of my alliterative prowess? Are you being that much of a smarty-pants?
/ What if I am?... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=174 |
| Number 175: She's Kinda Top Heavy | [[in front of Amanda's rental car]]
/ Faye: Do you remember how to get back to the airport?
/ Amanda: Yeah, I'll be fine. Listen, thanks for puttin' up with all this, Faye. It really means a lot to me to know you were there for me when I needed it.
/ Faye: Of course! I am your sister, I will always be there... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=175 |
| 175: She's Kinda Top Heavy | 175: She's Kinda Top Heavy / PANEL 1
/ Faye: Do you remember how to get back to the airport?
/ Amanda: Yeah, I'll be fine. Listen, thanks for puttin' up with all this, Faye. It really means a lot to me to know you were there for me when I needed it.
/ Faye: Of course! I am your sister, I will always... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=175# |
| Number 176: Messageboards Are For Nerds | [[outside their apartment]]
/ Marten: I'm starving. Do you want to go get some dinner?
/ Faye: Okay, but let me change first. I am tired of worrying about uncrossed legs and dirty old men with mirrors on the end of their walking-sticks. / [[inside apartment, Pintsize and two AnthroPCs are playing]]
/ Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=176 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Hey, you look great! Ready to go eat?
/ Pft. I do not look great. Amanda was right, I need to rid myself of this superfluous squishiness. / Why? You look fine the way you are.
/ Oh please. All boys are required to say that whenever a lady calls herself fat, or they find themselves in the gravest of perils. / That... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=177 |
| Number 177: Compliment Drift-Nets | Marten and Faye's apartment:
/ Marten: Hey, you look great! Ready to go eat?
/ Faye: [[Pinching her stomach]] Pft. I do not look great. Amanda was right, i need to rid myself of this superfluous squishiness. / Marten: Why? You look fine the way you are.
/ Faye: [[Waving him away]] Oh, please. All... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=177# |
| Number 178: I am Sorry, Arcade Fire Dude | [[sitting in a booth at a restaurant]]
/ Marten: So in this band The Arcade Fire, there's this one guy whose only job in a bunch of their sonds is to dance around and beat on this big ol' drum at the appropriate moments.
/ Faye: And this is all he does? That seems like kind of a silly gimmick. / Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=178 |
| Number 179: A Special Girl | [[outside the restaurant]]
/ Marten: I swear, I've never seen anybody eat a plate of waffles that fast in my life!
/ Faye: I did not want to give them time to bemoan their fate. Now they know the sweet embrace of death in my tummy. / [[walking down the street]]
/ Marten: So, uh, what do you want to do... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=179 |
| Number 179: A Special Girl | [[Walking outside]]
/ Marten: I swear, I've never seen anybody eat a plate of waffles that fast in my life!
/ Faye: I did not want to give them time to bemoan their fate. Now they know the sweet embrace of death in my tummy. / Marten: So, uh, what do you want to do now?
/ Faye: We should go to the bar!... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=179# |
| Number 180: All A-Quiver | [[inside the bar "Weeping Demon"]]
/ Jimbo: Hey buddy! Been a while since I seen you here!
/ Marten: Hey Jimbo. How've you been? / Jimbo: Aw not too bad, not too bad at all. Quit workin' construction so's I could write my big ol' romance novel.
/ Marten: Wait, your romance novel?
/ Faye: Oh I simply must... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=180 |
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