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Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Dora and Agent Turing stand in Marten's apartment. Dora is holding out the laser to him.]] / Dora: Okay g-man, here's your stupid laser back. / Agent Turing: Wait a minute, who the heck are you? When did you show up? / [[Dora has tossed the laser. It is in mid-air, and Agent Turing is about...
Number 151: Smokin' Ain's Allowed In School PANEL 1 / Dora: Okay, g-man, here's your stupid laser back. / Agent Turing: Wait a minute, who the heck are you? When did you show up? / PANEL 2 / Dora: My name's Dora Bianchi. I'm a friend of Marten's. I came over to take out that laser module while you were passed out. / Agent Turing: D-D-D-Dora Bianchi?! / PANEL...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: Okay g-man, here's your stupid laser back. / Special Agent Turing: Wait a minute, who the heck are you? When did you show up? / Dora: My name's Dora Bianchi. I'm a friend of Marten's. I came over to take out that laser module while you were passed out. / Special Agent Turing: D-D-D-Dora Bianchi?! / Dora:...
Number 152: Huugs! Marten: I really can't thank you two enough. You saved Pintsize! / Dora: Oh, it was no big deal. Buy me dinner sometime and we'll call it even. / Faye: A girl does not mind using her ninja skills if it is to help a friend! / Pintsize: Thank you for de-lasering me, Dora. I did not want to be reformatted! / Dora:...
152: Huugs! Marten: I really can't thank you two enough. You saved Pintsize! / Dora: Oh, it was no big deal. Buy me dinner sometime and we'll call it even. / Faye: A girl does not mind using her ninja skills if it is to help a friend! / Pintsize: [[hugging Dora]] Thank you for de-lasering me, Dora. I did not want...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Dora: Okay kids, I'd better get back to the coffee shop before Sara completely loses her mind. See you around. / Marten: Have a good night Dora, thanks for all your help. / Faye: See you tomorrow, spooky-pants! / [[Dora is no longer in the scene.]] / Marten: So, uh, what do you want to do now? / Faye:...
Number 153: Rainbow Sprinkle Six Dora: Okay kids, I'd better get back to the coffee shop before Sara completely loses her mind. See you around. / Marten: Have a good night Dora, thanks again for all your help. / Faye: See you tomorrow, spooky-pants! / Marten: So, uh, what do you want to do now? / Faye: Hmm. Ooh, I know! Ice cream! Where...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday [[Faye and Marten are in an ice cream shop, at the counter.]] / Faye: I will have a scoop of vanilla fudge ripple on a waffle cone, please. / Marten: And I'll have a Kentucky bourbon vanilla milkshake. / [[Faye and Marten are now sitting in a booth with their ice cream. Faye looks troubled.]] / Marten:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday I will have a scoop of vanilla fudge ripple on a waffle cone, please. / And I'll have a Kentucky bourbon vanilla milkshake. / So yeah, I don't know if they actually put bourbon in this or what but it sure...tastes...uh, Faye? Why are you crying? / Oh, I will...I'll be okay. It is...it's just that...
Guest Strip by Sam Logan www.samandfuzzy.com Faye: Marten? / Marten: Yes, Faye? / Faye: I have something to tell you. . .something I should have told you a long time ago. . . / Faye: I've been afraid, Marten. . .afraid of how you would react. . .but I can't lie anymore. I can't keep living half a life. / Faye: And the truth is, Marten, I lo-- / Pintsize:...
#155: Guest Strip by Sam Logan FAYE: Marten? / MARTEN: Yes, Faye? / FAYE: I have something to tell you... Something I should have told you a long time ago... / FAYE: I've been afraid, Marten... Afraid of how you would react... But I can't lie anymore. I can't keep living half a life. / FAYE: And the truth is, Marten, I lo-- / PINTSIZE:...
 
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Guest strip by Brian Carroll of Instant Classic}} / [[Two marionettes appear in front of a red curtain, under the caption "Questionable Puppet Theater"]] / Faye: Marten, I hope I am not alone in my desire to participate in daily indie activities. / Marten: Certainly not, Faye. I have been up all night...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday QUESTIONABLE PUPPET THEATER / Marten, I hope I am not alone in my desire to participate in daily indie activies. / Certainly not, Faye. I have been up all night preparing a list of such events we could partake in. / Where is this list so that I may eliminate less-than-spectular choices for our enjoyment? / It's...um...in...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Kimmie: Dora! I missed you! / Dora: Kimmie? Kimberly Miller? / Dora: You must be, what, fifteen now? / Kimmie: No. I am eternal. / Kimmie: I'm a vampire, like you. / Dora: No, wait, hold on...I don't do that any more. / Kimmie: But you were MY IDOL! / Dora: You can still idolize my bottom if you want. / Kimmie:...
questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=157 DORA! I missed you! / KIMMIE? Kimberly Miller? / Oh, it's "Dimentia" now... / You must be, what, fifteen now? / NO. I am eternal. / I'm a vampire, like you. / No, wait, hold on... I don't do that anymore. / But you were MY IDOL! / You can still idolize my bottom, if you want. / Is it..? / Yes, it is ETERNAL...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Kimberly: DORA! I missed you! / Dora: Kimmie? Kimberly Miller? / Kimberly: Oh, it's "DIMENTIA" now... / Dora: You must be, what, fifteen now? / Kimberly: NO. I am eternal. / Kimberly: I'm a vampire, like you. / Dora: No, wait, hold on... I don't do that anymore. / Kimberly: But you were MY IDOL! / Dora:...
Guest Strip by Yuko Ota http://aido.furvect.com/fallen.htm Faye: Er, Marten. . . / Faye: I think I may have done something foolish. . . / Marten: Should I be sitting down for this? / Faye: Well, you see. . .I was taking a shower and Pintsize snuck in. . .and I finally got fed up with his perverted hijinks. . . / Marten: What's that noise. . .? / Faye: So as...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday TITLE BAR: #158: Apparently They Do (Guest Comic by Yuko Ota) / PANEL 1 / FAYE: (off-panel) Er, Marten... / PANEL 2 / FAYE: I think I may have done something foolish... / MARTEN: Should I be sitting down for this? / PANEL 3 / FAYE: Well, you see... I was taking a shower and Pintsize snuck in......
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday {{Guest strip by John A of "Scary Go Round"}} / Faye: Camping! This is the life, Marten. What a good idea. / Marten: I thought you would enjoy it. Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got! / Faye [[smelling a flower]]: Yes. Taking a break from all your worries sure does help a...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday TITLE BAR: #159: Guest Comic by John Allison / PANEL 1 / [[In the Country Near a Tent]] / FAYE: Camping! This is the life, Marten. What a good idea. / PANEL 2 / MARTEN: I thought you would enjoy it. Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got! / PANEL 3 / FAYE: Yes. Taking a...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Faye: Camping! This is the life, Marten. What a good idea. / Marten: I thought you would enjoy it. Making your way in the world takes everything you've got! / Faye: Yes. Taking a break from all your worries sure does help a lot. / Marten: I've built a fire, we've achieved caveman strength. What's...
Guest Strip by Julia Keene www.okaypants.com Faye: Listening to music is fun! / Dora: I agree! Let's go! / Faye: Aw yay! Lalala! / Dora: Zzz. / Dora: I know a better kind! / Dora: Come on, Faye! You like guitars! / Faye: Not the kind that sound as if they are angry with me for doing something too terrible to even mention.
A guest comic by Julie Keene Faye: Listening to music is fun! / Dora: I agree! Let's go! / Faye: Aww yay! La la la! / Dora: [[thinking]] ZZZ. / Dora: I know a better kind! / [[Dora doing air guitar]] / Dora: Come one, Faye! You like guitars! / Faye: Not the kind that sound as if they were angry with me for doing something too...
A Guest Comic By Julie Keene Faye: Listening to music is fun! / Dora: I agree! let's go! / Faye: Aw yay! Lalala! / Dora: <> / Dora: I know a better kind! / [[Dora starts to play air guitar]] / Dora: Come on Faye! You like guitars! / Faye: Not the kind that sound as if they are angry at me for doing something too terrible...
 
Number 161: His Uncle Was A Lion-Tamer Faye: . . .So I come downstairs to get a drink of water at like 3AM when I hear these odd moaning noises coming from within the kitchen. I go in and turn on the light to find my mother bent over the dinner table and my dad totally boning her from behind! / Marten: Augh! Holy shit! Hahahaha! / Faye:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday TITLE BAR: Number 161: His Unvle Was A Lion-Tamer / TRANSCRIPT: / PANEL 1 / Faye: ...So I come downstairs to get a drink of water at like 3AM when I hear these odd moaning noises coming from within the kitchen. I go in and turn on the light to find my mother bent over the dinner table and my dad totally...
Questionable Content {{Number 162: Finishing Move}} / [[interior apartment hall]] / [[Faye and Marten are walking down the hall]] / Faye: Wait, /that/ Senator? The one who is always yelling about how we need more Jesus in the Constitution? / Marten: Yup. Apparently he gets off on being beaten with a ruler and having hot wax...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday TITLE BAR: 163: Snip Snip / TRANSCRIPT: / PANEL 1 / Faye: Do you like my new haircut, Marten? / Marten: Whoa, you did that yourself? It looks great! / / PANEL 2 / Marten: You'll have to give me a haircut sometime. I'm starting to get pretty shaggy. / Faye: I could do wonders for you! A snip here,...
Questionable Content 164: We Need To Talk / PANEL 1 / Faye: Good morning, Marten. Were you ever able to get that beard off of Pintsize? / Marten: Yeah, only after two hours of scrubbing. / Faye: Aww, poor baby / PANEL 2 / Faye: I am off to the coffee shop for another day as a working girl. Do try not to let Pintsize destroy...
Number 165: Hi Mom! Faye: Jesus, Amanda. I knew you were dense, but I did not think you were that dense! / Amanda: Hey, I ain't dense! / Faye: Oh really? Because switching to a ridiculous major, failing all of your classes, and then coming out to mom at the worst possible time sounds pretty dense to me. / Amanda: Oh, uh......
 
Number 166: Don't Leave Home Without It Faye: Damn it, now I am going to be late for work. Amanda, you are coming with me. Clearly we have a lot to talk about. / Amanda: Oaky, is there a parkin' garage nearby where I can stash my rental car? / Fare: Rental car? / Amanada: Well, I have to get here from the airport somehow. / Faye: Wait a...
Questionable Content {{Number 167: Fuck You, Bladder!}} / [[interior Coffee of Doom]] / [[Dora is leaning on counter as Faye and Amanda enter]] / Faye: ...So when exactly did you figure out that you were only interested in ladies? / Amanda: I dunno, I guess I always knew it in the back of my mind. Then one night I got really...
Number 167: Fuck You, Bladder! Faye: ...So when exactly did you figure out that you were only interested in ladies? / Amanda: I dunno, I guess I always knew it in the back of my mind. Then one night I got really wasted at this party and hooked up with some chick, and it just felt right, y'know? / Dora: Well hello there Tary McLatepants,...
Number 168: La La La [[Steve and Marten are in a record store]] / Steve: So Faye's sister is gonna be staying with you for a couple of days? / Marten: I guess so. It's not like she really has anywhere else to go up here. / Steve: I swear dude, you're the only guy who could have two hot chicks staying in his apartment and...
Number 169: Squirt [[Faye, Amanda, and Dora in Coffe of Doom]] / Faye: Are you two done talking about your bottoms? Can I stop humming "Blueberry Boat" now? / Amanda: Yeah, we moved on to the topic of female ejaculatin'. / Dora: [[drawing "fuck you, bladder" on the chalk board]] Hee hee! Squirt! / Faye: Foul creatures,...
Number 169: Squirt [[Inside Coffee of Doom]] / Faye: Are you two done talking about your bottoms? Can I stop humming "Blueberry Boat" now? / Amanda: Yeah, we moved on to the topic of female ejaculatin'. / Dora: Hee hee! Squirt! / Faye: Foul creatures, the both of you. / Dora: Oh come on Faye, you know we're just joking...
Number 170: Sexy Aeroplane [[inside the Coffee of Doom]] / Faye: So where is this girlfriend of yours, anyway? Did she spontaneously combust after being caught in coitus? / Amanda: She went back to her folks' place. Things were kinda ... awkward ... after mom caught us and kicked me out. / Faye: I am sorry Mandy, I do not mean...
 
Questionable Content {{Number 171: Oh No, Not HER}} / [[interior Coffee of Doom]] / [[On the chalkboard: TODAY'S SPECIALS "Yum!" - Triple Chocolate Mocha "Eww!" - Triple Pork Mocha "Fuck you, bladder." - 60 oz. coffee Starbucks is for assholes]] / [[Amanda is in front of the counter, Faye and Dora behind it]] / Faye: So...
Questionable Content {{Number 172: Don't Say It}} / [[interior Coffee of Doom]] / [[On the chalkboard: TODAY'S SPECIALS "Yum!" - Triple Chocolate Mocha "Eww!" - Triple Pork Mocha "Fuck you, bladder." - 60 oz. coffee Starbucks is for assholes]] / [[Faye is sitting on counter, Dora sitting behind it, Amanda talking on cell...
Number 173: Face the Music [[inside Coffe of Doom]] / Faye: Amanda, I have mom on the phone. She wants to talk to you. / Amanda: Snff...Mom? But she hates me now! / Faye: She does not hate you dummy. She jsut wants you to come back home so you can talk things over. / Amanda: Okay... [[takes the cell phone]] / Amanda: Hi, mom?...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Yeah mom, I'm sorry too. Love you, bye bye. / see? I told you she did not completely disown you, silly Sapphic sister. / Heh. Do Sapphic sisters sing sexy sea shanties down by the sea shore? / Are you making fun of my alliterative prowess? Are you being that much of a smarty-pants? / What if I am?...
Number 175: She's Kinda Top Heavy [[in front of Amanda's rental car]] / Faye: Do you remember how to get back to the airport? / Amanda: Yeah, I'll be fine. Listen, thanks for puttin' up with all this, Faye. It really means a lot to me to know you were there for me when I needed it. / Faye: Of course! I am your sister, I will always be there...
175: She's Kinda Top Heavy 175: She's Kinda Top Heavy / PANEL 1 / Faye: Do you remember how to get back to the airport? / Amanda: Yeah, I'll be fine. Listen, thanks for puttin' up with all this, Faye. It really means a lot to me to know you were there for me when I needed it. / Faye: Of course! I am your sister, I will always...
 
Number 176: Messageboards Are For Nerds [[outside their apartment]] / Marten: I'm starving. Do you want to go get some dinner? / Faye: Okay, but let me change first. I am tired of worrying about uncrossed legs and dirty old men with mirrors on the end of their walking-sticks. / [[inside apartment, Pintsize and two AnthroPCs are playing]] / Marten:...
Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Hey, you look great! Ready to go eat? / Pft. I do not look great. Amanda was right, I need to rid myself of this superfluous squishiness. / Why? You look fine the way you are. / Oh please. All boys are required to say that whenever a lady calls herself fat, or they find themselves in the gravest of perils. / That...
Number 177: Compliment Drift-Nets Marten and Faye's apartment: / Marten: Hey, you look great! Ready to go eat? / Faye: [[Pinching her stomach]] Pft. I do not look great. Amanda was right, i need to rid myself of this superfluous squishiness. / Marten: Why? You look fine the way you are. / Faye: [[Waving him away]] Oh, please. All...
Number 178: I am Sorry, Arcade Fire Dude [[sitting in a booth at a restaurant]] / Marten: So in this band The Arcade Fire, there's this one guy whose only job in a bunch of their sonds is to dance around and beat on this big ol' drum at the appropriate moments. / Faye: And this is all he does? That seems like kind of a silly gimmick. / Marten:...
Number 179: A Special Girl [[outside the restaurant]] / Marten: I swear, I've never seen anybody eat a plate of waffles that fast in my life! / Faye: I did not want to give them time to bemoan their fate. Now they know the sweet embrace of death in my tummy. / [[walking down the street]] / Marten: So, uh, what do you want to do...
Number 179: A Special Girl [[Walking outside]] / Marten: I swear, I've never seen anybody eat a plate of waffles that fast in my life! / Faye: I did not want to give them time to bemoan their fate. Now they know the sweet embrace of death in my tummy. / Marten: So, uh, what do you want to do now? / Faye: We should go to the bar!...
Number 180: All A-Quiver [[inside the bar "Weeping Demon"]] / Jimbo: Hey buddy! Been a while since I seen you here! / Marten: Hey Jimbo. How've you been? / Jimbo: Aw not too bad, not too bad at all. Quit workin' construction so's I could write my big ol' romance novel. / Marten: Wait, your romance novel? / Faye: Oh I simply must...
 

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