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| Number 241: Stryper Was Worse | [[Marten standing in front of the refrigerator]]
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| Number 241: Stryper Was Worse | PANEL 1
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| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Be right back, I gotta use the ladies' room.
/ Faye: You always take forever in there. Do you need more fiber in your diet? Eat a bran muffin or something.
/ Dora: No way, this is when I get my best reading done. / Faye: Hello, what can I get you today?
/ Ellen: Could I have a... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=242 |
| Number 242: They Need A Bookshelf In There | PANEL 1
/ Dora: Be right back, I gotta use the ladies' room.
/ Faye: You always take forever in there. Do you need more fiber in your diet? Eat a bran muffin or something.
/ Dora: No way, this is when I get my best reading done. / PANEL 2
/ Faye: Hello, what can I get you today?
/ Ellen: Could I have a double... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=242 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Dora: So what brings you here this morning, Ellen?
/ Ellen: I dunno, I guess I'm just looking for some advice. Last night didn't exactly end optimally.
/ Faye: "Optimally" being your hoo-ha making friends with Steve's wing-wong? / Ellen: No, not really. See, I didn't mention it at dinner but I'm almost... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=243 |
| Number 243: Hit The Showers | PANEL 1
/ Dora: So what brings you here this morning, Ellen?
/ Ellen: I dunno, I guess I'm just looking for some advice. Last night didn't exactly end optimally.
/ Faye: "Optimally" being your hoo-ha making friends with Steve's wing-wong? / PANEL 2
/ Ellen: No, not really. See, I didn't mention it at dinner... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=243 |
| Number 244: Mating Habits Of The Moray Eel | [[Dora and Ellen in the coffee shop, Ellen looking dejected]]
/ Dora: Look honey, I don't know what you're hoping to hear, but it doesn't seem like there's much you can do in this situation.
/ Ellen: I know, I know. It just sucks, that's all. / [[Faye and Ellen in the coffee shop]]
/ Faye: Maybe a little... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=244 |
| Number 244: Mating Habits of the Moray Eel | PANEL 1
/ Dora: Look honey, I don't know what you're hoping to hear, but it doesn't seem like there's much you can do in this situation.
/ Ellen: I know, I know. It just sucks, that's all. / PANEL 2
/ Faye: Maybe a little creative thinking will help you come up with a solution. You study eels at school,... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=244 |
| Number 245: Eclipsed by their own Sound | Dora: So you're into Helmet, eh?
/ Ellen: Is that a band? I just borrowed this shirt from my roommate, I don't really know who that is. / Dora: You don't know who Helmet are? Oh man. They were this awesome metal band back in the nineties. They just put out their first new record in years.
/ Faye: I heard... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=245 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Title: Eclipsed by Their Own Sound}} / [[Interior Coffee of Doom]] / Dora: So you're into Helmet, eh?
/ Ellen: Is that a band? I just borrowed this shirt from my roomate. I don't really know who that is. / Dora: You don't know who Helmet are? Oh man. They were this awesome metal band back in... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=245 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: I just don't think it's that big a deal, dude. If you like Ellen that much, just go out with her.
/ Pintsize: Gimme gimme! I want to do it myself.
/ Steve: Are you sure? It's not creepy that she's way younger than I am and stuff? / Marten: Look at it this way - you've got the potential for a relationship... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=246 |
| Number 246: Fripp and Eno | Panel 1
/ Marten: I just don't think it's that big a deal, dude. If you like Ellen that much, just go out with her.
/ Pintsize: Gimme gimme! I wanna do it myself!
/ Steve: Are you sure? It's not creepy that she's way younger than I am and stuff? / Panel 2
/ Marten: Look at it this way- you've got the potential... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=246 |
| Insults Cost Five Dollars | Dora: Now, repeat my advice back to me so we're sure you heard it correctly.
/ Ellen: I'm supposed to give Steve some space, let him come to terms with the situation, and take things slow from there.
/ Faye: Good girl! A mynah bird coudn't have done better. / Ellen: Okay, I'd better head off to class... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=247 |
| Number 247: Insults Cost Five Dollars | Panel 1
/ Dora: Now, repeat my advice back to me so we're sure you heard it correctly.
/ Ellen: I'm supposed to give Steve some space, let him come to terms with the situation, and take things slow from there.
/ Faye: Good girl! A mynah bird couldn't have done better. / Panel 2
/ Ellen: Okay, I'd better... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=247 |
| Hoodie Stench | Ugh, I thought I'd never get all that eel slime off those Rorschach blots. / Hey, you're wearing my Helmet shirt.
/ I am, Natasha, because i was the only non-stinky shirt left in the apartment. Why don't you just do the laundry like you keep saying you will? / The stink keeps boys away at shows. Except... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=248 |
| Number 249: Like The Beatles Only More Violent | Panel 1
/ Natasha: So how was the date last night?
/ Ellen: It went well, until he found out that I"m like six years younger than him. / Panel 2
/ Natasha: Were his pants on or off at this point?
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| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: What a boring day. Barely any customers and no Marten around to pester.
/ Dora: Yeah, where is Marten anyways? Usually he's in here like clockwork. / Faye: Maybe he feels awkward around you now. Maybe you weirded him out last night.
/ Dora: What?! Why the hell would he be weirded out? / Faye: Settle... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=250 |
| Number 250: I'd Have Stabbed Her | Panel 1
/ Faye: What a boring day. Barely any customers and no Marten around to pester.
/ Dora: Yeah, where is Marten anyway? Usually he's in here like clockwork.
/ [[Chalkboard: TODAY'S SPECIALS
/ Triple chocolate mocha
/ Triple mocha chocolate
/ spam, spam, spam, mocha, and spam
/ we stab you so you can call... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=250 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Faye: Ah, there you are. We were wondering where you'd been all day.
/ Marten: Hey Faye. I hung out with Steve for a while and then went CD shopping. / Dora: Thank God someone else is here to occupy this two-year-old. She's been pestering me all afternoon.
/ Faye: Not "pestering" so much as "playing off... http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=251 |
| Number 251: Hypno-Girl | PANEL 1
/ Faye: Ah, there you are. We were wondering where you'd been all day.
/ Marten: Hey Faye. I hung out with Steve for a while and then went CD shopping. / PANEL 2
/ Dora: Thank god someone else is here to occupy this two-year-old. She's been pestering me all afternoon.
/ Faye: Not "pestering" so... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=251 |
| Questionable Content | {{Number 252: I Guess They're Not Very Good}}
/ [[interior Coffee of Doom]]
/ [[On the chalkboard: TODAY'S SPECIALS * Triple chocolate mocha * Triple mocha chocolate * Spam, spam, spam, mocha, and spam * we stab you so you can call in sick Please do not poke the barristas]]
/ [[Dora is behind the counter.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=252 |
| Questionable Content | {{Number 253: The Old Guys From The Muppets}}
/ [[interior Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Why are you so freaked out by your ex being here?
/ Marten: I dunno, it's a long story. Lots of painful memories, that sort of thing.
/ Faye: You only ever told me the truncated version. I want the details! / [[inset flashback... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=253 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 253: The Old Guys From The Muppets}} / [[In Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: Why are you so freaked out by your ex being here?
/ Marten: I dunno, it's a long story. Lots of painful memories, that sort of thing.
/ Faye: You only ever told me the truncated version. I want the details! / [[Flashback vision... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=253# |
| Questionable Content | {{Number 254: ACRONYM}}
/ [[interior Coffee of Doom]]
/ [[On the chalkboard: TODAY'S SPECIALS * Triple chocolate mocha * Triple mocha chocolate * Spam, spam, spam, mocha, and spam * we stab you so you can call in sick Please do not poke the barristas]]
/ [[Marten and Faye are at a table. Dora is behind... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=254 |
| Questionable Content Number 255: Brainstorming | {{Number 255: Brainstorming}}
/ [[interior Coffee of Doom]]
/ [[inset flashback panel, Marten and Vicky moving stuff and looking sad]]
/ Marten: So anyway, things just got worse and worse. We spent as much time together moping as anything else. I think the day we actually started packing up her stuff... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=255 |
| Questionable Content | {{Number 256: Sad Guitar}}
/ [[interior Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: So what did Vicky think of you moving up here with her?
/ Marten: She was a little uncomfortable with it, I think. She felt like she was forcing me to give up my life or something just to be with her. Which wasn't really the case- I mean other... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=256 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 256: Sad Guitar}} / [[In Coffee of Doom]]
/ Dora: So what did Vicky think of you moving up here with her?
/ Marten: She was a little uncomfortable with it, I think. She felt like she was forcing me to give up my life or something just to be with her. Which wasn't really the case- I mean other... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=256# |
| Questionable Content | {{Number 257: A Brief Chat}}
/ [[interior Coffee of Doom]]
/ Faye: How did things go once you were all set up out here?
/ Marten: Well, things started off good. Gradually, though, she started having less and less time to spend with me. She didn't call anymore. If I wanted to see her I basically had to track... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=257 |
| Questionable Content | {{Number 258: It Does A Body Good}}
/ [[interior Coffee of Doom]]
/ [[Poster: zombie monkey wants your coffee]]
/ [[Vicky sits at a table, drinking coffee. Faye stands by the table, hands behind her back.]]
/ Faye: Hi there!
/ Vicky: Um, hi. / Faye: Enjoying your latte?
/ Vicky: Uh yeah, it's really good. / Faye:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=258 |
| Number 259: Another Kind Of Ninja | Panel 1
/ Faye: Oh man that felt good. Did you see her run out? Hah!
/ Dora: Normally that would be grounds for your firing, but in this case I think your actions were justifiable. / Panel 2
/ Faye: Oh no, I just realized... Marten, were you planning to confront her? Did I just deny you closure?
/ Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=259 |
| Number 260: Friends With Benefits | PANEL 1
/ Natasha: Can I help you?
/ Steve: Uh, yeah. Is Ellen here? / PANEL 2
/ Natasha: Yeah, she's back in her room. Are you Steve?
/ Steve: Yep, that's me. You must be Natasha. / PANEL 3
/ Natasha: What? No, I'm Ellen's lover Rachel. Didn't she tell you about our open relationship policy? / PANEL 4
/ Steve:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=260 |
| Number 261: Hard Sci-Fi of Love | PANEL 1
/ Ellen: Yes? / PANEL 2
/ Ellen: Steve!
/ Steve: Hey Ellen.
/ Ellen: What are you doing here? / PANEL 3
/ Steve: Well, I wanted to stop by and apologize for being all wierded out last night. I gave it some thought today and I don't see why you being younger is really a problem at- / PANEL 4
/ Steve:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=261 |
| Comic 262: Slightly Above Average | PANEL 1
/ Ellen: Whoo...okay, we'd better not get carried away with ourselves just yet.
/ Steve: Heh yeah, you're probably right. / PANEL 2
/ Ellen: Besides, I've never really... gone all the way, you know?
/ Steve: What? You're a virgin?
/ Ellen: Well I haven't really dated that many boys, so it never quite... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=262 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Ellen: Whoo... okay, we'd better not get carried away with ourselves just yet.
/ Steve: Heh yeah, you're probably right. / Ellen: Besides, I've never really... gone all the way, you know?
/ Steve: What? You're a virgin?
/ Ellen: Well I haven't really dated that many boys, so it never quite went that far. / Steve:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=262# |
| Number 263: Pioneered By The Spaniards | PANEL 1
/ Steve: ...No, see in the real world it's considered somewhat unusual for a girl to do a double-penetration scene with her boyfriend and some other dude.
/ Ellen: Ohhhh. I knew that scene seemed scripted! / PANEL 2
/ Natasha: Hey kids. I take it you've resolved your little age difference issues?
/ Ellen:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=263 |
| Number 264: Cows Of Doom | PANEL 1
/ Dora: Well, my shift's up for the day. Try not to burn down the place while I'm gone, Faye.
/ Faye: Ha ha, smartypants. Try not to have any more identity crises on your way home. / PANEL 2
/ Faye: So, wanna keep a poor, defenseless girl company while she drudges out the rest of her shift?
/ Martin:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=264 |
| Cows Of Doom | Dora: Well, my shift's up for the day. Try not to burn down the place while I'm gone, Faye.
/ Faye: Ha ha, smartypants. Try not to have an more identity crises on your way home. / Faye: So, wanna keep a poor defenseless girl company while she drudges out the rest of her shift?
/ Marten: Well I'd hardly... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=264# |
| Questionable Content - Number 265: There Is Never Enough Banjo | {{Number 265: There Is Never Enough Banjo}}
/ [[interior Coffee of Doom]]
/ [[Faye is behind the counter, Marten in front of it]]
/ Faye: So what do you think the next big indie band to break up will be?
/ Marten: An indie-rock band death pool, eh? Morbid, yet entertaining. / [[Faye hands Marten coffee]]
/ Marten:... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=265 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Man, my vision has been awful lately. I think I need a stronger prescription for my glasses.
/ Well, why don't you go get another pair tomorrow? / You don't mind? I mean, you bought these for me. I feel bad...
/ It's no big deal. If you need new glasses, you need new glasses. / You're an almost eerily... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=266 |
| Number 267: Delicious Documentation | Panel 1
/ Marten: Hey Pintsize, we're home.
/ Pintsize: That's good, because I feel kinda weird. / Panel 2
/ Faye: What's the matter?
/ Pintsize: Well I was just poking around online this afternoon when all of a sudden I asdf hglkjgl HHHLHFFF / Panel 3
/ Pintsize: WARNING: VIRUS DETECTED IN OPERATING SYSTEM.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=267 |
| Questionable Content: Number 268: Unsafe Suggestions | Faye: Well?
/ Marten: According to tech support, all I need to do is reboot him and run a safetly diagnostic and that should take care of the virus. / Faye: Well that's good news!
/ Marten: Yeah, but they said there's a chance the virus wiped his memory banks before safe mode kicked in. / Faye: Don't... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=268 |
| Number 269: Recalibration | Panel 1
/ Faye: Ready?
/ Marten: Yeah, here goes nothing...
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| Number 270: Cheap Humor | PANEL 1
/ Marten: Now tell me, what have you learned from your little ordeal last night?
/ Pintsize: I learned that it is never a good idea to download SNES ROMs off of shady websites.
/ Faye: Final Fantasy 2 is not worth a case of robot ebola. / PANEL 2
/ Pintsize: It makes me wonder, though. If I had... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=270 |
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