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| Number 1172: Dora, Witch indeed | [[Coffe of Doom]]
/ Hannelore: You mean you guys DON'T have morbid thought sometimes?
/ Dora: Define "morbid".
/ Hannelore: Like, when we were walking down the street, I could've pushed Marten into traffic and hit you over the head with that loose brick you tripped over. / Dora: Hanners, I know you think... *differently* than most people, but that's honestly just disturbing.
/ Hannelore: Why? Just because I THINK something doesn't mean I'd actually DO it.
/ Marten: Look at it this way. I could totally smash you in the face with this coffee mug. How does that makes YOU feel? / Hannelore: Well... i could dodge your swing and throw the tip jar in your face.
/ Marten: Then I could block the flying coins with my arm and throw you across the counter. / [[They get up]]
/ But that's what I was PLANNING on! I grab the broadsword from under the counter and swing at your head!
/ Marten: I *block* the broadsword with a stool and the blade sticks in the wood. / Hannelore: I let go of the sword and push you backward. you trip and fall!
/ Marten: I somersault to my feet and brandish a mop I found in the corner!
/ Dora: I cast Magic Missile, killing you both. I gain 120 experienc epoints and 25 gold. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1172 |
| Number 1173: Like a warlock, only he summons organs | [[Coffee of Doom, Marten is wearing a shirt reading S.C.R.A.]]
/ Dora: Whats that thing on your shirt standing for, anyway?
/ Marten: Society for Creative Rock Anachronism. They're a band. / Dora: "Creative rock anachronism?" Like, ren-faire stuff?
/ Marten: No, like steam-punk rock. they dress in Victorian outfits and play these really crazy-looking instruments. / Dora: that sounds... Pretty awesome actually.
/ Marten: Yeah. My favorite song of theirs is "Balloon Ride." / Marten: "Come take a ride in my beautiful balloon / We'll use the death ray to burn our names into the moon / hold London to ransom, turn Paris in a crater / we'll land at the Acropolis for tea and crumpets later" And then their melodithurge plays this totally bitchin' steam whistle solo. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1173 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday - Number 1174: Don't Be That Couple | [[Dora and Marten are in Coffee of Doom; Dora has her hands behind her back.]]
/ Dora: Hey sweetie, I'm back and I have a surprise for you.
/ Marten: What is it? Is it burritos? / [[Dora reveals a brown paper sack.]]
/ Dora: There ARE burritos, yes, but that's not the surprise. It's better than burritos.
/ Marten: BETTER than BURRITOS? Oh man. / Dora: Two tickets to see the SCRA at Smif Auditorium!
/ Marten: Oh my god, seriously? I didn't even know they were playing here! / [[Beat. Marten looks distant.]] / Dora: What's the matter?
/ Marten: You know how at every show there's always a dude and his really hot girlfriend who spend the entire concert making out?
/ Dora: Yeah ...
/ Marten: That could be US! I HATE that couple! / Dora: So we don't make out. Problem solved.
/ Marten: But ... I still kinda WANT to be that couple, for once.
/ Dora: I dunno Marten, it's a slippery slope to terminal scenesterism. It starts with being a jerk at shows, then you buy your first white belt, and before you know it you're doing cocaine and treating me like shit in front of your friends. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1174 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | [[Hannelore, Pintsize, and Winslow are in Faye and Marten's living room. Pintsize is holding the loose end of a cable which is plugged into Winslow.]]
/ Hannelore: You sterilized it, right?
/ Pintsize: Of course! / [[Looking serious, Pintsize plugs the end of the cable into Hannelore's navel.]]
/ < http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1175 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1176: She's Already Got Distemper}}
/ [[Faye and Hannelore, walking out of Faye's apartment.]]
/ Faye: Then a friggin' RACCOON fell out, and I fell off the ladder.
/ Hannelore: Oh my gosh! Raccoons carries *rabies!* Did you get vaccinated? / Faye: No, the raccoon never actually touched me.
/ Hannelore: Are you *sure?*
/ Faye: *YES,* Hanners, I'm *SURE.* I don't even have a scratch. / [[Beat.]] / Hannelore: If you start foaming at the mouth and trying to bite people in a couple weeks -
/ Faye: It'd be a marked personality improvement. Dora will give me a raise just before I go into a coma. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1176 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1177: And Without All The Oboe}}
/ [[Faye, Hannelore, and Marten are inside the front door of Coffee of Doom.]]
/ Hannelore: Hey Marten, are you ready for band practice?
/ Marten: Oh yeah. I forgot we were supposed to play tonight.
/ Faye: How's the "band" coming along, anyway? / Hannelore: We already have two songs!
/ [[Marten looks a bit haughty.]]
/ Marten: It's coming along just fine, thank you.
/ Faye: Really? So Natasha is actually learning how to play guitar? / [[Hannelore and Marten look away, embarrassed.]]
/ Hannelore: We ... work around her.
/ Marten: She's really more of a *sonic texturalist* than a guitar player, per se. / Faye: And what particular "sonic texture" does she specialize in?
/ Hannelore: Imagine a mountain lion trapped in a box full of barbed wire and broken glass. Now throw that box down some stairs.
/ [[Marten puts his hand to his forehead and winces.]]
/ Marten: It's like Peter and the Wolf as orchestrated by Merzbow. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1177 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1178: Disproportionate Response}}
/ [[Natasha, Amir, Marten, and Hannelore's band are practicing. Natasha has 'metal' fingers up and sunglasses on, while the others look pained.]]
/ Natasha: Man, that was AWESOME!
/ Amir: Yeah ... you sure made some ... GREAT screeching noises there.
/ Marten: Nat, do you think next time you could maybe TRY to play along with the rest of us? / [[Natasha takes her shades off.]]
/ Natasha: What, just because I'm being CREATIVE suddenly I'm not PLAYING the right thing?
/ Marten: You're not "being creative," you're just letting your guitar feed back.
/ Amir: He's got a point, hon. You're never going to get better if you don't at least TRY to - / Natasha: Get BETTER?! What, I'm not GOOD ENOUGH to be in your stupid band?! FINE! I QUIT!
/ [[She throws her guitar down.]]
/ < http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1178 |
| Number 1179: There's one for every occasion | [[Cafe of Doom, Dora and Faye behind the counter]] / [[Faye suddenly looks scared and hides below the counter]] / [[Enters Sven, Dora simply points at where Faye disappeared]] / [[Sven hands Faye something]] / [[It's a card with a sad dino. It reads "Sorry about your head injury"]] / [[Faye has opened the card; she is blushing]]
/ Card: Bang your head! / Wake the dead! / We're all metal-mad / It's all you have / So bang your head! http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1179 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1180: Ba Dum Bum Pssh}}
/ [[Marten, Amir, and Hannelore are in their band's practice space.]]
/ Marten: Oh, man. I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have said anything.
/ Amir: Nah dude, it's not your fault. She's just bein' a bitch 'cause she's insecure about not bein' able to play for shit.
/ Marten: Yeah, but to *break up* with you over that ... / Amir: It's not just that. Things haven't been goin' too well with us, lately. She's just so immature! I really gotta start datin' chicks my own age.
/ Marten: There is a pretty big difference between being in college and being in your mid-twenties. / Amir: Mid-twenties? Dude, I'm thirty-five.
/ Marten: What? No way.
/ Amir: No, really. I'm thirty-five. Swear to God. / Marten: You, uh, you don't look it.
/ Amir: Yeah, man. I got good genes.
/ Hannelore: Wow, they must be a designer brand! / Marten: Hannelore, that was a *terrible* pun.
/ Hannelore: Pun? http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1180 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1181: Federer Versus Nadal}}
/ [[Sven and Faye are at the counter of Coffee of Doom.]]
/ Faye: Thanks for the card. I'm really sorry about last night, I -
/ Sven: Forget about it. You weren't exactly clear-headed at the time. / [[Dora enters, quietly, from the right.]]
/ Sven: Speaking of clear-headedness, I could really go for a mocha. Would you oblige me?
/ Faye: Oh, s-sure. / [[Faye has exited.]]
/ Dora: A card? Seriously?
/ Sven: She's cute when she's off her guard. / [[Dora looks very pointed, while Sven breaks eye contact.]]
/ Dora: I get it. This has become some sort of *game* to you, hasn't it.
/ Sven: You might say I'm returning her serve, yeah.
/ Dora: Be careful where you aim your balls. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1181 |
| Number 1182: Good beer gone to waste | [[A bar; Amir, Marten and Hannelore at the counter]]
/ Amir: Like, I'd LIKE to date someone more my age,but you don't really get chicks over 30 at my kind of shows, you know?
/ Marten: Is that where you usually meet your girlfriends? / Amir: Yeah. There's Natasha, and before her was Amy, I met her at a Slayer show, and before HER was Danielle who I met at the Pig Destroyer show, and before her... I... / [[Amir looks horrified]]
/ Amir: Oh God.
/ Marten: What? / Amir:I just realized I'm the Creepy Old Dude AT Shows now! I'e become that which I hate, man!
/ Marten: When you stare into the void, the void stares back at you. I guess the smae's true for mosh pits. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1182 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Winslow: I wish I could procreate.
/ Pintsize: Why? / Winslow: I'd have someone to teach! Someone to raise! Someone to look after me in my obsolescence!
/ Pintsize: Parent/child relationships are messy. Why go to the trouble of raising something that might end up hating you anyway?
/ [[Roomba < http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1183 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Dora: You know he thinks this is just a game, right?
/ Faye: Is that what you two were whispering about?
/ Card: < http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1184 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1185: Long-Term Plan}}
/ [[Amir, Marten, and Hannelore are in a bar, reasonably drunk.]]
/ Marten: I dunno, you don't really need to date someone your AGE, just someone more, uh, mature than Nat.
/ Amir: Yeh, you gotta point, man. But what're we gonna do about the BAND? / Marten: What *about* the band? You've still got Hanners and I.
/ Hannelore: Uh-huh!
/ Amir: Yeah, but we need 'nother guitarist!
/ Marten: We do? / Amir: Dude how're we s'posed to do the harmonized leads on "Bloodfrost?" Or the solo on "Dragon's Tomb?" There's gotta be a rhythm guitar goin' on under that.
/ Marten: I don't ... I don't know what songs you're talking about. / Amir: You haven't heard 'em yet. They're in my *head*.
/ Marten: I've got the perfect guy for us, then. His name is Scrambles. He's a giant purple otter and he's a *totally bitchin'* imaginary guitarist.
/ Hannelore: Can Scrambles play the harpsichord? We'll need it for the breakdown in "Bloodfrost." http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1185 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1186: Semi-Altruism}}
/ [[Angus and Faye are at the counter of Coffee of Doom.]]
/ Angus: Excuse me, I—
/ Faye: Small no-foam latte, right? / Angus: I, er, yes, but I wanted to ... to ENQUIRE after one of your co-workers. Her name is Penelope, I believe?
/ Faye: Whaddya want with Penny? / Angus: I - I was wondering if you might be able to tell me when she'd be in next, and—
/ Faye: Listen buddy, lemme give you a tip. The last thing a barista wants is to get asked out by some random dude in the middle of her shift. You're wastin' your time. / Angus: Oh. Yes. I ... I suppose you're right. How silly of me. / Faye: ... Try striking up a conversation about literature first. Hemingway, maybe. Here's your coffee.
/ Angus: Oh! T-thank you very much. / [[Angus departs and Dora enters.]]
/ Dora: Penelope HATES Hemingway.
/ Faye: Romance is nothing without a good challenge. If he can survive her "Hemingway was a sexist pig" lecture, it's meant to be. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1186 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Number 1187: Shamegasm / [[Amir, Marten, and Hanners leaving the bar, all slightly drunk.]]
/ Amir: All right, I should get goin'. I got work tomorrow.
/ Hanners: Yeah, I should get home and change out of these sweaty clothes. / Marten: Hey, uh, speaking of clothes... next time, you probably shouldn't play the drums in such a short skirt.
/ Hanners: What? Why not?
/ Amir: You were, uh, flashin' some underpants action. Actually, a lot of underpants action. / [[Hanners gapes. Marten and Amir stare at her.]] / [[Hanners continues to gape. Her eye twitches.]]
/ Amir: Is it possible for someone to literally die of embarassment?
/ Marten: I really hope not. We'd be convicted for manslaughter, and I'm too pretty to go to jail. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1187 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | {{Number 1188: Another True Story}}
/ [[Hannelore, Dora, and Marten are in Marten's living room. Hannelore looks pretty shell-shocked.]]
/ Hannelore: I have never been so mortified.
/ Dora: Aw, that's nothin'. Let me tell you a story. / [[Flashback, with Dora's voice over. She is shopping, and looks much younger and more dramatic.]]
/ Dora (over): Back in college I bought this really cute black vintage slip to wear as a skirt. / [[Flashback continues, as she walks around the campus.]]
/ Dora (over): The next day, I wore it around campus. I noticed a lot of people staring at me as I walked by. / [[Flashback continues; back at her dorm, her roommate looks aghast.]]
/ Dora (over): I didn't think anything of it at the time, but when I got back to my dorm after class, my roommate took one look and told me to turn around in the full-length mirror. / [[Flashback continues; she sees her rear-view reflection, eyes wide.]]
/ Dora (over): I hadn't noticed before, but the back of the slip was semi-transparent. And I was wearing a thong that day.
/ Dora (over): The entire campus got a full-on view of my ass. / [[Return to present.]]
/ Hannelore: Oh my god, that's horrible!
/ Dora: It had its upsides. My econ professor raised my grade a whole ten points, the dirty old fart.
/ Marten: Please tell me you still have that slip. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1188 |
| Number 1189: Lurid verse | [[Sven's apartment]]
/ Angus: And then she said I should try striking up a conversation about Hemingway. I have an "in"!
/ Sven: And Faye told you this? / Angus: Yes, she did. Why?
/ Sven: I know what she's like.She's probably setting you up for her own amusement. I'd wager Penelope is no great Hemingway fan.
/ Angus: O-oh. I see. / Angus: Well, I suppose it's back to the rose-and-sonnet approach, then.
/ Sven: Dude, you could just talk to her. It's not that hard to do. / Angus: But talking is so, so... LIMITING. With a poem I can express my TRUE feelings-
/ Sven: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're hot. Let's fuck."
/ Angus: SLIGHTLY more tasteful than that, thank you. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1189 |
| Number 1190: What Goes Around Comes Around | [[Sven opens the door of his apartment to see Faye there]]
/ Sven: Oh, Faye. What do you want?
/ Faye: I was bored and thought I'd come pester you. / [[Wil puts on his coat to leave]]
/ Sven: I believe you've met my friend Wil.
/ Faye: Gah! I, I mean... h-hello.
/ Wil: I was just leaving. Good evening Sven. / Faye: Your, uh, your friend Wil... he didn't happen to mention-
/ Sven: The coffee shop today? Penelope? Hemingway? Yeah.
/ Faye: Shit. / [[Faye looks away, mortified]]
/ Sven: You're really on a roll with the whole "make an ass of yourself thing" today. What's on the bill for tomorrow?
/ Faye: Would you like me to call your mother a whore, poison your cat, or take a dump on your sofa?
/ Sven: Let's go with number two. The little bitch peed in my sock drawer this morning. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1190 |
| Number 1191: Lookit Him Go | Faye: I'm really sorry. I didn't...I didn't realize...
/ Sven: That the customers you treat like crap are actual people? / Faye: Yeah. Basically. God I'm a bitch.
/ Sven: Well at least there was no harm done. Besides, I'm hardly one to judge. I've practically got a PhD in treating people like crap myself. / Faye: "Practically?"
/ Sven: I never finished my dissertation on Post-Structuralism In Hobo-Kicking. / Faye: Heh. Okay, I should probably go before I do any more damage to my good name. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1191 |
| Guest strip by Chris Daily (www.stripteasecomic.com) | Pintsize: Welcome back to the show! Our next guest had a big day a few weeks ago, and he's here to talk about it! Please welcome back, iPhone! / iPhone: Bitch, please! call me 3-G.
/ Pintsize: Now, you have a big opening weekend, I understand?
/ iPhone: I'll say! I'm so famous, I could walk out on the street and shoot somebody in the face and that person's family would be all, can I get your autograph? / iPhone: I was downloading these two sweet apps last night. They was practically beggin' to get on me. So I did 'em, and dude, they were so fast and easy!
/ I'm tellin' you, man! People be bendin' over an' spreadin' their legs for me to sniff in there direction! / iPhone: You know what I'm talkin' about, right cuz?
/ iPod Classic: You're a douche. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1192 |
| [[untitled]] The Illuminati? | Jeph! The webcomic illuminati are tired of your shit! / No more cute girls chatting about boobs, or mysterious sexy underwear, or panel after panel of hipster innuendo! / It's time for the climax we've all known was coming since day one. / [[Hands Jeph a script]] / We've writen the final pages of Q.C. / Jeez guys... I... / Is this just page after page of grotsque pornography? / Page 12 has bunnies! / < http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1193 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Marten: Coming to bed?
/ Dora: Yep! Got some energy left for some unf-unf?
/ Marten: Oh, I think I can--
/ Yelling Bird: TWEET TWEET CHIRP CHIRP TWEETY TWEET!! / Yelling Bird: TWEET CHIRP TWEEET CHIRP BRAAAP TWEET TWEET CHIRP TWEETY CHIRP
/ Marten: Geez, there's that noisy little bird again.
/ Dora: Yeah, what's this, the 4th time this week? / Yelling Bird: CHIRP FWAA CHIRPY TWEET TWEEET CHIRP CHIRPY CHIRP TWEET TWEET
/ Marten: Sure is a loud little guy. Wonder what he's saying?
/ Dora: Oh, probably just some boring flying crap about power-to-weight ratios. / Yelling Bird: COME ON GOTHARELLA MY NADS WONT WAIT ALL NIGHT
/ Yelling Bird: GET STRIPPED OFF AND SHOW ME SOME OF THAT REVERSE COWGIRL ACTION
/ Yelling Bird: AND THIS TIME PUT ON SOME DRAGONFORCE
/ Yelling Bird: BTW NICE LANDING STRIP http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1194 |
| A secret origina tale of highly "questionable content" by Rene Engstrom | Take me Sven Bianchi! Take me in your Italo-nordic way! / [[thought balloon]] / You suck Sven!
/ Also you're a slut!
/ Why are you so horny? / Do meeee! / I'm sorry.
/ I can't. / CURSE THAT WRETCHED BANSHEE! My cock is USELESS! / For 40 days and 40 nights after his "encounter" with Faye, Sven was celibate... / Unable to satiate his raging libido, Sven was on the verge of insanity...
/ ... Until a plan started to form. / Why should he have his cake and eat it too?
/ To be "One-woman-man" Sven Bianchi and continue to whore around required an "alter ego."
/ Thus was born... / HIPSTER BATMAN!
/ It's called a keffiyeh, and I wear it to support Palestine, actually! / [[Lamer talking to chick]] / Being & nothingness! Blah! Blah! Blah! Fuckin' blah! Sartre! Blah! / PONTIFICATE / HELP! I just want to get laid! / [[Hipster batman arrives]] / WOOSH! / Thank you hipster batman!
/ Whatever.
/ Let's DO IT!
/ Yeah alright. / Welcome to the BATLOFT!
/ WOW! / Oh my GOD! An original Andy Worhol Velvet Underground!
/ They're alright.
/ Don't touch the banana. / Do Me Hipster Batman! / Who's the man behind the keffiyeh?
/ < http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1195 |
| Guest strip by John Campbell (www.picturesforsadchildren.com) | natalie portman's shaved head?
/ i hate you when you're pregnant?
/ what are you guys doing? / that is not the longest band name!
/ that's what we're doing.
/ oh. poor boy johnson and the goddamn rattlesnake? / that's two groups! that's against the rules. otherwise i could drop "the octopus project with black moth super rainbow."
/ okay / and it's too obscure, people are supposed to recognize what we're talking about and feel better about themselves.
/ oh i've got one now! / ...and you will know us by the trail of dead's full title doesnt count since they go by the shortened version.
/ aw man how'd you know? okay, new one. / thee silver mount zion memorial orchestra and tra la la band (with choir)?
/ i think we'll count it.
/ okay, that's the new band name to beat. / hey guys, which female character am i? / am i the one with the crippling psychological problems / [Note at bottom: that's all of them do you get it] http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1196 |
| Number 1197: Yelling Bird To The Rescue | [[Yelling Bird is perching on a branch]]
/ Yelling Bird: ON SATURDAY NIGHT, JEPH AND MANY OF THE MOST WELL-KNOWN COMICS ARTISTS ON THE INTERNET WENT TO THE FANCIEST BAR IN SAN DIEGO AND WERE SERENADED BY TWO DRUNKEN STAR TREK ACTORS. / Yelling Bird: THIS IS WHAT WESTERN CIVILIZATION HAS COME TO, FOLKS.
/ Yelling Bird: JOIN ME IN WELCOMING THE INCOMING NUCLEAR MISSILES. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1197 |
| Number 1198: Marvin Gaye hour | [[Sven's apartment, Faye is straddling his lap, blushing.]]
/ Faye: I told you this wasn't gonna happen again.
/ Sven: And yet here we are. / [[Sven is now shirtless, pulling Faye's shirt up]]
/ Faye: I... I can't *do* relationships.
/ Sven: Who said anything about a relationship? This is just two people having fun. / [[Faye is taking off her shirt]]
/ Faye: Was it all part of your plan? Wait until I' at my most vulnerable and then make your move?
/ Sven: I don't do "plans". I just go with what feels good. / [[They are now both naked]]
/ Faye: Wait, what if this was all part of MY plan? What if I put *myself* in this position unconsciously?
/ Sven: An Id is a terrible thing to waste. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1198 |
| Number 1199: Really more of an early Anthrax fan, anyway | [[Faye and Sven are in bed]]
/ Faye: Wow. I can't feel my legs.
/ Sven: Glad you enjoyed yourself. / Faye: I did, although the Marvin Gaye in the background was a bit much.
/ Sven: Oh, you are NOT dissing on Marvin. there is no classier music. / Faye: So, is that always what you put o when you're making love to a lady?
/ Sven: Nah, I like to switch it up. Coltrane, Miles, King Crimson if the girl's freaky...
/ Faye: What, no Slayer?
/ Sven: You hooked up with the wrong Bianchi for that. / [[Dora straddling marten under the covers, she looks concerned]]
/ Dora: What's wrong, honey?
/ Marten: I... I'm sorry but Reign in Blood kind of kills my boner. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1199 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Hannelore: Uno!
/ Winslow: Again?!
/ Pintsize: ASDF!!! / Hannelore: ASDF?
/ Winslow: It's a robot cuss word. He has a filthy mouth.
/ Pintsize: Human cusswords focus on mating, excretion, and genitalia. Robot cusswords focus on mashing on homerow. ASDF is a four-letter word. / Hannelore: Hee hee! So what is "qwerty" slang for then?
/ [[Winslow and Pintsize are both aghast/slack-jawed that Hannelore would say that.]] / [[Hannelore is now becoming quite uncomfortable]]
/ Hannelore: What? What did I say? http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1200 |
| Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday | Sven: Mornin'.
/ Faye: Mornin'. / Sven: So...I don't wanna freak you out or anything, but is this gonna become a regular thing?
/ Faye: You mean last night? No, of course not! / Sven: Okay.
/ Faye: Wha... okay?
/ Sven: Yup. / Faye: What, am I no good in bed? Is that it?
/ Sven: Oh for fuck's sake. http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1201 |
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