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College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip [[April in bed, Margaret stands beside her]] / April: Hey Margaret, can I ask you a very personal question? / Margaret: Sure, I LOVE personal questions! / April: Have you ever had a...YOU KNOW? / Margaret: Why, lots of them. Dave taught me how! And my life is richer and sexier ever since. / April: Because......
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Roger is sitting with a pair of bongos and smiling. Dave is next to him and looks haggard and tired. Mike has evidently just entered and looks bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.]] / Dave: Before I kill you, I have to ask. Who gave you the bongos? I'll have to kill them all as well. / Roger: Heh. Dave, you're...
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip Dave: Good show, Susho. But stay away from me. I know how your brain hampster just keeps on dancing. / Mike: I am always, ALWAYS judged before the real facts are known. / Dave: What facts, that you're a huge, unrepentant jerk? / Mike: I was actually doing him a favor! I mean, the girls are already down...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Roger and Dave in the pool, fully clothed]] / Dave: CCCCCold! / Roger: Yeah, me and my two friends agree... / Dave: Hey! Where are the girls? There's no girls around here! / Roger: Well, what did you think this was, Spring of Jusenkyo? / Dave: He DARES to lie to me about breasts??? Son of a mud-blood! / [[Dave...
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip [[Roger and Dave are in the pool. Dave is pulling himself out]] / Roger: Hey, Dave! Where are you going? / Dave: Where do you think? I'm going back to the room and opening a can of charred sea-food! / Roger: Well, remember! When moving in haste, low friction and momentum are your enemies! / [[Dave...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 10, 2006 [[Dave and Diana are outside the pool area on the ground. Dave lies on the tiled floor, blushing and covering his mouth with his hand. Diana is replacing her top]] / Dave: Oh my GOD, Di, I'm sorry. It was an accident. Are you okay? / Diana: Yeah, don't worry. I'm okay. / Dave: I'm sorry. I'm stupid....
College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 12, 2006 Diana: Sure, you and Mike are always having accidents, like that April incident yesterday... / Dave: Whu? Look, I don't know what you're talking about. I just slipped! / Diana: Uh-huh. Let's suppose for a minute that it WAS an accident. Still, they make you pay for broken jars at the supermarket. ...
College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 15, 2006 [[Roger is in the middle of the swimming pool, looking somewhat bemused. Mike, having fallen off of the balcony as a result of Chester's mauling, has just fallen in next to him.]] / <> / Chester[[running away]]: <> / Mike: RARGH! Freaking cat! Come back here, I'm still not done with...
College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 17, 2006 [[Were-Roger and Mike are wrestling in the middle of the swimming pool]] / Dave: [[off-panel]] OOOOW! Wait, wait! I didn't mean to do it! / Paul: [[off-panel]] Pay up! Or don't, more fun for me! / Dave: [[off-panel]] Not fair! I... OW! This is all Mike's fault, this is... OOW! / Roger and Mike: ... / <> / [[Dave,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 19, 2006 [[Roger, Mike and Dave are still in a monkey-pile in the middle of the swimming pool]] / Paul: [[off-panel]] Aw! No fair, get out of the pool so we can resume the whippin'! / Roger: UGH! All right, I don't care what's going on just get the Hell off me! / Mike: Well, I can't move! Hey, Dave, could you...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 22, 2006 [[Were-Roger and Dave are arguing in the pool]] / Mike: [[off-panel]] Uh, Paul, it's not a good time right now... / Paul: [[off-panel]] Gee, sorry, I still have to get my money! / Mike: [[off-panel]] Look, I'll give you your money. Later, okay? / Paul: [[off-panel]] Sure, why not? Hey, if you're interested...
College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 26, 2006 [[Dave, dripping from the pool, enters the buffet and approaches the greeter.]] / Dave: Good morning, female human! I'm Dave, the devourer of worlds! Now take me to your food! / Greeter: Uh, no. Sorry, you can't go in. / Dave: Aaw, DENIED! / Greeter: Yes. I'm sorry. / Dave: Why? Have I been blacklisted...
College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 31, 2006 [[April is waking up in her room at the resort.]] / <> / [[She stretches.]] / <<*cric cric cric-c*>> / [[A dirt-encrusted, mildewed hand reaches toward her]] / The Hand's Owner: [[off-panel]] Aaaapriiiil.... / April: <>
College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 2, 2006 [[In April's room at the resort. April is confronted with a "zombified" version of her Imaginary Floating Wiser self.]] / April: Oh my God, oh my God. What, what ARE YOU? / Zombie April: It's meeeeee... don't you recogniiiize meeeee.... / April: You don't float, and you're not wiser. Please, please be...
College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 5, 2006 [[April is confronted with her Imaginary Crawling Zombie Better Self.]] / April: R-rotting? But I'm... I'm not that bad, am I? / Imaginary Crawling Zombie Better April: Well, still not kicking puppies. But CLOSE. Ever since the Devil put that thing inside your soul... / April: Lies. He never touched...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 7, 2006 [[In the girls' room at the resort. Marsha is in the bathroom.]] / April: [[thinking]] Jesus GOD, she looks terrible. I should do something, it's all my fault, I don't want any zombie better self haunting me... / April: Hey Marsha, you okay in there? Is... is there anything I can do to help you? / Marsha:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 9, 2006 Mike: I'll see you at the pool in a while, lovable *smooch* / Marsha: Right. I have a new bikini, so be warned. / Mike: Right, I'll be wearing some really loose trunks. / [[Mike and Roger head down the hallway.]] / Roger: Whatever, dude. You're not the boss of me, so next time I'm seeing him I'm smacking...
College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 12, 2006 Mike: Wow, is he possessed or something? / Roger: Possessed by what, the ghost of BARNEY??? / Dave: I'm not possessed, folks! Why shouldn't I be happy? The day is pretty, the birds are singing, the sun is shining! / Mike: You're happy??? Okay, now I'm freaking out. / Roger: Maybe a legion of smurf ghosts? / Dave:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 14, 2006 [[Poolside. Dave takes a running leap for the diving board]] / Roger and Mike: ???!!! / [[Dave leaps onto the board]] / [[...and springs]] / <> / [[Margaret is relaxing in the pool on a floating lounge]] / Dave: [[off-panel]] Last one to the pool is a soap humper! / [[Margaret is in the...
College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 16, 2006 [[In the pool. Margaret resumes her bikini top]] / Dave: [[blushing]] I'm very sorry, I'm prone to embarrassing accidents! Uh, need some help...? / Margaret: Hum. You should be more careful. And anyway, weren't you just stuffing yourself at the buffet? Shouldn't you wait a while before going into...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 21, 2006 [[Margaret and Dave are in the pool at the resort. Margaret looks annoyed]] / Dave: Pfffthehaheehe! I'm sorry, you looked so serious! Boy, you worry too much! What am I made of, wet tissue? HAHAHAH! / Dave: You worry so much, the day I actually die you're gonna feel relieved! HAHAHA! / [[Margaret...
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip Margaret: Dave, I worry about you because I love you. Or am I not even allowed to do that? You worried about me constantly when YOU were in love with me, so turnabout is only fair play. / Dave: ... / Margaret: And although I can't expect you to return my feelings, can you at least not play with them? / [[Margaret...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Roger and Dave are in the swimming pool. Dave is grimacing in pain, presumably extricating himself from a wedgie]] / Dave: Ghhh... whatta... way to kill... my buzz... / Roger: Dave, you're not supposed to tell women about their huge rack. You can think about it, but telling? Nuhuhuh! / Dave: Thank...
College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 28, 2006 [[Poolside]] / Mike: All I'm saying is, all right, so Dave was freaking me out too, but do you have any IDEA how much whining I'll have to put up with for this? / Margaret: I fail at caring about your piece of mind, Suckerboy. / Mike: What's wrong with you people? Can't we have one single hour without...
College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 30, 2006 [[Poolside. April has just walked up in a very small bikini.]] / April: So yeah, how is it going? Woo! Is it me, or is it hot? / Mike: It's... definitely you. Feel free to take it all off, it's a private beach. / April: Hahah! Don't think so. I'll go lay in the sun over there, me thinks. / Mike: Aaaaw.... / Margaret:...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! - July 3, 2006 [[Poolside]] / Marsha: You and I are going shopping RIGHT THIS MINUTE. / Mike: I didn't do it, wha... shopping, NOW??? / Marsha: Yes, shopping. My bikini doesn't fit, because I'm a frigging hippo, and so you're taking me to the hippo store to pick a new one! / Mike: But, but but! I'm so HAPPY here! I...
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip Diana: [[off-panel]] Hey Mike! Want to play frisbee? / Mike: No, thank you, I have to run for my life! Why don't you ask Roger? He's really good at it! / Roger: [[off-panel]] Just Good? Nobody EVER says I'm awesome! / Paul: [[off-panel]] You're awesome. / Roger: [[off-panel]] You don't count, Paul. / Paul:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip [[Dave and Mike are in the ocean. They each clutch their respective heads]] / Dave: Just my luck! The entire ocean, and I run into a head made of prestressed concrete! / Mike: Why don't YOU see where you're going, you idiot? / Dave: I was looking! You weren't there! / Mike: Well, I was hiding! / Dave:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip Mike: Oh WAIT, I've got a good one. If you don't go shopping with Marsha, I'll tell Blue about your boobie cannibalism. / Dave: I'm sure that if I explained her everything she'd forgive me. So why don't you go visit the shark petting zoo? / Mike: Well uuuh eeeh ohh I KNOW! You OWE me, because I paid...
College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip [[Poolside. Margaret and Marsha enter; Marsha is wearing a one-piece swimsuit]] / Margaret: Psch, stop complaining. It's a GREAT swimsuit. / Marsha: *SIGH* Yeah, it is. / Margaret: Look, there's nothing wrong with the sporty look. / Marsha: Don't get me wrong... I really appreciate the help. And the swimsuit...
 

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