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| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | [[April in bed, Margaret stands beside her]]
/ April: Hey Margaret, can I ask you a very personal question?
/ Margaret: Sure, I LOVE personal questions!
/ April: Have you ever had a...YOU KNOW?
/ Margaret: Why, lots of them. Dave taught me how! And my life is richer and sexier ever since.
/ April: Because...... http://crfh.net/d/20060426.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger is sitting with a pair of bongos and smiling. Dave is next to him and looks haggard and tired. Mike has evidently just entered and looks bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.]]
/ Dave: Before I kill you, I have to ask. Who gave you the bongos? I'll have to kill them all as well.
/ Roger: Heh. Dave, you're... http://crfh.net/d/20060428.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | Dave: Good show, Susho. But stay away from me. I know how your brain hampster just keeps on dancing.
/ Mike: I am always, ALWAYS judged before the real facts are known.
/ Dave: What facts, that you're a huge, unrepentant jerk?
/ Mike: I was actually doing him a favor! I mean, the girls are already down... http://crfh.net/d/20060501.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger and Dave in the pool, fully clothed]]
/ Dave: CCCCCold!
/ Roger: Yeah, me and my two friends agree...
/ Dave: Hey! Where are the girls? There's no girls around here!
/ Roger: Well, what did you think this was, Spring of Jusenkyo?
/ Dave: He DARES to lie to me about breasts??? Son of a mud-blood! / [[Dave... http://crfh.net/d/20060505.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | [[Roger and Dave are in the pool. Dave is pulling himself out]]
/ Roger: Hey, Dave! Where are you going?
/ Dave: Where do you think? I'm going back to the room and opening a can of charred sea-food!
/ Roger: Well, remember! When moving in haste, low friction and momentum are your enemies! / [[Dave... http://crfh.net/d/20060508.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 10, 2006 | [[Dave and Diana are outside the pool area on the ground. Dave lies on the tiled floor, blushing and covering his mouth with his hand. Diana is replacing her top]]
/ Dave: Oh my GOD, Di, I'm sorry. It was an accident. Are you okay?
/ Diana: Yeah, don't worry. I'm okay.
/ Dave: I'm sorry. I'm stupid.... http://crfh.net/d/20060510.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 12, 2006 | Diana: Sure, you and Mike are always having accidents, like that April incident yesterday...
/ Dave: Whu? Look, I don't know what you're talking about. I just slipped!
/ Diana: Uh-huh. Let's suppose for a minute that it WAS an accident. Still, they make you pay for broken jars at the supermarket. ... http://crfh.net/d/20060512.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 15, 2006 | [[Roger is in the middle of the swimming pool, looking somewhat bemused. Mike, having fallen off of the balcony as a result of Chester's mauling, has just fallen in next to him.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20060515.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 17, 2006 | [[Were-Roger and Mike are wrestling in the middle of the swimming pool]]
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] OOOOW! Wait, wait! I didn't mean to do it!
/ Paul: [[off-panel]] Pay up! Or don't, more fun for me!
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Not fair! I... OW! This is all Mike's fault, this is... OOW!
/ Roger and Mike: ... / < http://crfh.net/d/20060517.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 19, 2006 | [[Roger, Mike and Dave are still in a monkey-pile in the middle of the swimming pool]]
/ Paul: [[off-panel]] Aw! No fair, get out of the pool so we can resume the whippin'!
/ Roger: UGH! All right, I don't care what's going on just get the Hell off me!
/ Mike: Well, I can't move! Hey, Dave, could you... http://crfh.net/d/20060519.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 22, 2006 | [[Were-Roger and Dave are arguing in the pool]]
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] Uh, Paul, it's not a good time right now...
/ Paul: [[off-panel]] Gee, sorry, I still have to get my money!
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] Look, I'll give you your money. Later, okay?
/ Paul: [[off-panel]] Sure, why not? Hey, if you're interested... http://crfh.net/d/20060522.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 26, 2006 | [[Dave, dripping from the pool, enters the buffet and approaches the greeter.]]
/ Dave: Good morning, female human! I'm Dave, the devourer of worlds! Now take me to your food!
/ Greeter: Uh, no. Sorry, you can't go in. / Dave: Aaw, DENIED!
/ Greeter: Yes. I'm sorry.
/ Dave: Why? Have I been blacklisted... http://crfh.net/d/20060526.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - May 31, 2006 | [[April is waking up in her room at the resort.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20060531.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 2, 2006 | [[In April's room at the resort. April is confronted with a "zombified" version of her Imaginary Floating Wiser self.]]
/ April: Oh my God, oh my God. What, what ARE YOU?
/ Zombie April: It's meeeeee... don't you recogniiiize meeeee....
/ April: You don't float, and you're not wiser. Please, please be... http://crfh.net/d/20060602.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 5, 2006 | [[April is confronted with her Imaginary Crawling Zombie Better Self.]]
/ April: R-rotting? But I'm... I'm not that bad, am I?
/ Imaginary Crawling Zombie Better April: Well, still not kicking puppies. But CLOSE. Ever since the Devil put that thing inside your soul...
/ April: Lies. He never touched... http://crfh.net/d/20060605.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 7, 2006 | [[In the girls' room at the resort. Marsha is in the bathroom.]]
/ April: [[thinking]] Jesus GOD, she looks terrible. I should do something, it's all my fault, I don't want any zombie better self haunting me...
/ April: Hey Marsha, you okay in there? Is... is there anything I can do to help you?
/ Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20060607.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 9, 2006 | Mike: I'll see you at the pool in a while, lovable *smooch*
/ Marsha: Right. I have a new bikini, so be warned.
/ Mike: Right, I'll be wearing some really loose trunks. / [[Mike and Roger head down the hallway.]]
/ Roger: Whatever, dude. You're not the boss of me, so next time I'm seeing him I'm smacking... http://crfh.net/d/20060609.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 12, 2006 | Mike: Wow, is he possessed or something?
/ Roger: Possessed by what, the ghost of BARNEY???
/ Dave: I'm not possessed, folks! Why shouldn't I be happy? The day is pretty, the birds are singing, the sun is shining!
/ Mike: You're happy??? Okay, now I'm freaking out.
/ Roger: Maybe a legion of smurf ghosts?
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20060612.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 14, 2006 | [[Poolside. Dave takes a running leap for the diving board]]
/ Roger and Mike: ???!!! / [[Dave leaps onto the board]] / [[...and springs]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20060614.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 16, 2006 | [[In the pool. Margaret resumes her bikini top]]
/ Dave: [[blushing]] I'm very sorry, I'm prone to embarrassing accidents! Uh, need some help...?
/ Margaret: Hum. You should be more careful. And anyway, weren't you just stuffing yourself at the buffet? Shouldn't you wait a while before going into... http://crfh.net/d/20060616.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 21, 2006 | [[Margaret and Dave are in the pool at the resort. Margaret looks annoyed]]
/ Dave: Pfffthehaheehe! I'm sorry, you looked so serious! Boy, you worry too much! What am I made of, wet tissue? HAHAHAH!
/ Dave: You worry so much, the day I actually die you're gonna feel relieved! HAHAHA! / [[Margaret... http://crfh.net/d/20060621.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | Margaret: Dave, I worry about you because I love you. Or am I not even allowed to do that? You worried about me constantly when YOU were in love with me, so turnabout is only fair play.
/ Dave: ...
/ Margaret: And although I can't expect you to return my feelings, can you at least not play with them? / [[Margaret... http://crfh.net/d/20060623.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger and Dave are in the swimming pool. Dave is grimacing in pain, presumably extricating himself from a wedgie]]
/ Dave: Ghhh... whatta... way to kill... my buzz...
/ Roger: Dave, you're not supposed to tell women about their huge rack. You can think about it, but telling? Nuhuhuh!
/ Dave: Thank... http://crfh.net/d/20060626.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 28, 2006 | [[Poolside]]
/ Mike: All I'm saying is, all right, so Dave was freaking me out too, but do you have any IDEA how much whining I'll have to put up with for this?
/ Margaret: I fail at caring about your piece of mind, Suckerboy.
/ Mike: What's wrong with you people? Can't we have one single hour without... http://crfh.net/d/20060628.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 30, 2006 | [[Poolside. April has just walked up in a very small bikini.]]
/ April: So yeah, how is it going? Woo! Is it me, or is it hot?
/ Mike: It's... definitely you. Feel free to take it all off, it's a private beach.
/ April: Hahah! Don't think so. I'll go lay in the sun over there, me thinks.
/ Mike: Aaaaw....
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20060630.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - July 3, 2006 | [[Poolside]]
/ Marsha: You and I are going shopping RIGHT THIS MINUTE.
/ Mike: I didn't do it, wha... shopping, NOW???
/ Marsha: Yes, shopping. My bikini doesn't fit, because I'm a frigging hippo, and so you're taking me to the hippo store to pick a new one!
/ Mike: But, but but! I'm so HAPPY here! I... http://crfh.net/d/20060703.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | Diana: [[off-panel]] Hey Mike! Want to play frisbee?
/ Mike: No, thank you, I have to run for my life! Why don't you ask Roger? He's really good at it!
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Just Good? Nobody EVER says I'm awesome!
/ Paul: [[off-panel]] You're awesome.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] You don't count, Paul.
/ Paul:... http://crfh.net/d/20060705.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | [[Dave and Mike are in the ocean. They each clutch their respective heads]]
/ Dave: Just my luck! The entire ocean, and I run into a head made of prestressed concrete!
/ Mike: Why don't YOU see where you're going, you idiot?
/ Dave: I was looking! You weren't there!
/ Mike: Well, I was hiding!
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20060707.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | Mike: Oh WAIT, I've got a good one. If you don't go shopping with Marsha, I'll tell Blue about your boobie cannibalism.
/ Dave: I'm sure that if I explained her everything she'd forgive me. So why don't you go visit the shark petting zoo?
/ Mike: Well uuuh eeeh ohh I KNOW! You OWE me, because I paid... http://crfh.net/d/20060711.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! the daily online comic strip | [[Poolside. Margaret and Marsha enter; Marsha is wearing a one-piece swimsuit]]
/ Margaret: Psch, stop complaining. It's a GREAT swimsuit.
/ Marsha: *SIGH* Yeah, it is.
/ Margaret: Look, there's nothing wrong with the sporty look.
/ Marsha: Don't get me wrong... I really appreciate the help. And the swimsuit... http://crfh.net/d/20060713.html |
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