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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: Listen, man. Blue is right, this is not good for you, not after last time. So why don't you just trust her and let it fly? / Dave: You don't understand. I don't trust MYSELF. I know me. I'm way Too stubborn sometimes... if I wait until I remember everything, I'll lose my chance of making it right.... http://crfh.net/d/20090730.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: What the HELL was that??? / Roger: Oh, that's just Cookie. I'm sort of with her, now. You've met her. / Dave: Did I? Did I also ask what ever happened to Diana? / Roger: Yeah, and I said that it's none of your bees-knees. Long story. / Dave: Is she a were something? / Roger: Yeah, she's a... http://crfh.net/d/20090804.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: {{thinking}} Don't get angry. Don't get agry. DON'T get angry don't get angry DON'T GET ANGRY / {{out loud. eyes start glowing}} Some FINE friend you are, Roger! Some fine friends I have! But why should I be surprised? Story of my LIFE! As soon as I start speaking the truth, you KICK me out! I... http://crfh.net/d/20090806.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[The members of NOES are inside a bedroom on Dundun Island. The scene is from Dave's point of view.]]
/ Margaret: Uh-huh. You can see now, so you're leaving.
/ Dave: I woulda left sooner if I knew where I WAS.
/ Margaret: Fine. Then, you're out of NOES.
/ Dave: WHAT? You can't DO that!
/ Margaret: I'm still... http://crfh.net/d/20090808.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is still flashing back to Dundun Island, where the roomies are voting on kicking him out of NOES.]]
/ Marsha: [[wearing an eyepatch]] I can't believe how MEAN you guys are being. Dave is our moral compass. We NEED him.
/ Marsha: Also, if not for Mike, I'd totally rip this whole place a new one.... http://crfh.net/d/20090811.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave has regained consciousness from his blackout and subsequent memory flashback outside Joe's mansion. Roger, partially transformed, is helping him up.]]
/ Roger: Jesus, Dave, did you kill yourself AGAIN? Wake up!
/ Dave: [[woozy]] ...woouh?
/ Roger: It's like I never taught you anything. C'mon, let's... http://crfh.net/d/20090812.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[The phone has just woken Mike from his beauty sleep. Consequently, he is not in a good mood.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20090814.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave knocks on Diana's apartment door, but there is no answer.]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Man, Di's not home. I was hoping it was not a working night for them. Do they even LIVE here still? What if they moved?
/ Dave: [[thinking]] *SIGH* I'm just wasting my time and no one wants to talk to me. Screw this.... http://crfh.net/d/20090819.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is facing three neighborhood toughs who have demanded that Dave hand over his money.]]
/ Dave: [[grinning]] WHAT? Haha!
/ Dave: Are you seriously asking me for money? ME? / [[The muggers smirk at Dave.]]
/ Smoking mugger: I dunno, we asking?
/ Fat mugger: Nicely, even! HAH!
/ Capped mugger: Well,... http://crfh.net/d/20090821.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | < http://crfh.net/d/20090825.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave jumps down from the top of the brick wall. His right foot hits some loose bricks on the ground.]]
/ Dave: ENGHK!!! / [[Dave winces in pain as he holds his right ankle.]]
/ Dave: Aw man, I think I SPRAINED something!
/ Dave: Whatever, I gotta get out of here before they decide to climb the wall t- / < http://crfh.net/d/20090827.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[The muggers have come through a hole in the wall, and are now confronting Dave, who is on the ground clutching his chest.]]
/ Smoking mugger: Huh! Well, SOMEONE thinks he knows the street better than us.
/ Fat mugger: Huff! Wait, don't do nothing. I'm gonna KILL this little $h&#!
/ Dave: KOFF UGGHHN
/ Capped... http://crfh.net/d/20090831.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger and Mike are looking for Dave. Roger is partially transformed, with a beard.]]
/ Roger: Yeah, he's been around here recently. He's close. *sniff*
/ Mike: Well, let's find him, Lassie, I want to go home.
/ Roger: I don't LIKE what I'm smelling. Adrenaline. And other people. I think he's in trouble.
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20090902.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike and werecoyote Roger have come through the hole in the wall. Dave is in shadow, with his eyes still glowing and anger on his face.]]
/ Dave: Hff hfff how do you like that, huh, do you
/ Roger: Ummm... Dave?
/ Dave: Go away still not done with these
/ Mike: Sheesh guy, they're smoking and unconscious.... http://crfh.net/d/20090904.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Flashback: Dave is in a coma on Dundun Island. However, he can still hear the conversation going on in the room.]]
/ Roger: How's he doing?
/ Margaret: No change. Why is everybody here?
/ Mike: It's a meeting. Where's Blue?
/ Margaret: She went to get some sleep. She asked me to stay with him.
/ Mike: Good.... http://crfh.net/d/20090907.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Flashback: Dave is in a coma on Dundun Island, but he can still hear the conversation going on in the room.]]
/ Roger: Okay, so if he wakes up, he gets fixed. What's to discuss?
/ Mike: The thing is, I don't think he'll want to.
/ Marsha: What? C'mon, he's masochistic all right. But not CRAZY.
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20090909.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Flashback: Dave is in a coma on Dundun Island, but he can still hear the conversation going on in the room.]]
/ Margaret: You're being pretty drastic, Mike. He can just simply be excused off combat duty. If it comes up.
/ Mike: Yeah. But he'll still be angry about Dundun Island. And angry. And ANGRY.
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20090911.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[The guys are at the hospital emergency room, with partially-transformed Roger carrying an unconscious Dave on his back.]]
/ Roger: So uh, what do we do now?
/ Mike: I dunno. We get him to a chair and I'll ask at the desk.
/ [[Dave picks this moment to wake up.]]
/ <<*blink*>>
/ Roger: What kind of hospital... http://crfh.net/d/20090914.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: oooohohoh. You know boy, it's a GOOD thing we're already in the EMERGENCY Room...
/ Dave: Yeah, it's too BAD we're not at the VET! Right?
/ Roger: Wait a second, Mike! I know he popped you first, but he's not in his right mind!
/ Dave: Not on my right mind? Not. In. My. Right. Mind??? / Dave: ___... http://crfh.net/d/20090916.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Mike are sitting on the couch in Mike's apartment.]]
/ Dave: [[crossing his arms]] So yeah, spill it. And don't bother trying to lie to me. I remember EVERYTHING you said when I was in a coma. All about kicking me out.
/ Mike: Dude, I know. You told us last time. Why couldn't you just wait to... http://crfh.net/d/20090918.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Mike are still on the couch talking.]]
/ Dave: Losing her? You mean she would side with Dundun Island against us???
/ Mike: You mean she'd trade her loser friends for her long-lost father who is, by the way, her only family? SHOCK.
/ Dave: But he's evil! And that's an evil place and they do evil... http://crfh.net/d/20090921.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave's head is beginning to hurt again as he argues with Mike.]]
/ Dave: I can NOT believe this!!! I have done EVERY single thing you guys have asked of me, and you tell me I can't be part of a TEAM? AAAGH!
/ Mike: Christ, Dave, calm the Hell down. See we can't even have a conversation about this?
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20090923.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Marsha is standing in the doorway of her bedroom, holding Tybalt in her arms.]]
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Uuh, hi, Marsha. Sorry for yelling and waking you up.
/ Marsha: I've been up for a while. What are you doing on your feet, tho? Come to the kitchen, I'll get you an ice pack for your ankle.
/ Dave: [[off-panel]]... http://crfh.net/d/20090925.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Marsha are talking in the kitchen.]]
/ Marsha: Do you know what Hazel did, to "compensate" me for shooting my eye off?
/ Marsha: She told me April was mine to kill her any way I wanted.
/ Dave: What??? You're not serious!
/ Marsha: I am. And it was Mike's idea.
/ Dave: How could he put that on... http://crfh.net/d/20090928.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike has returned with sodas, and is now sitting at the kitchen table with Dave.]]
/ Mike: So did you take a deep breath and counted to a zillion or do I drive you home while playing the radio really loud?
/ Dave: No... okay. Yeah, I'm sorry. I had a talk with Marsha.
/ Mike: Oh, did you? Uuh... about... http://crfh.net/d/20091002.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike wipes his soda-covered face with a cloth he found.]]
/ Mike: What. Man, seriously, just... WHAT.
/ Dave: [[looking up]] Isn't it just what you wanted? Here I am, I surrender, you WIN.
/ Mike: Are you bipolar or something? Why the sudden change of heart?
/ Dave: Remember when I got my lasers? I didn't... http://crfh.net/d/20091005.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike returns from having dropped Dave off, as Marsha brings him a cup of coffee.]]
/ Marsha: So you're back. Everything okay? I hope Blue won't yell his head off.
/ Mike: I'm expecting there will be some yelling, but she's not that good at staying mad at Dave.
/ Marsha: Nice. Have some coffee, unless... http://crfh.net/d/20091007.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is sitting on the couch at Blue's apartment, reading a book.]]
/ Blue: [[off-panel]] I'm ordering a pizza what do you WANT on it. / Dave: Uh... I want one of Blue-not-mad-at-me-anymore.
/ Blue: [[looking angry]] With SEX on top?
/ Dave: Top, bottom, whatever you want. But I'm hungry, so... please?
/ [[Dave... http://crfh.net/d/20091009.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue is on the couch crying. Dave is trying to explain things to her.]]
/ Dave: Don't cry. That's just not true and you know it!
/ Blue: Then whyyyyyy?
/ Dave: Because I care. I have to. That's what good guys do, right? I thought you liked that about me!
/ Blue: Not if it gets you killed, you dumbass!
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20091012.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is taping a video of himself.]]
/ Dave: So... yeah. Future self.
/ Dave: I'm assuming you're watching this because you lost your memories again. I told Blue to keep the video, but Marsha has another, just in case.
/ Dave: And before you start flappin' around like a headless chicken, here's what you... http://crfh.net/d/20091015.html |
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