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crfh.net/d/20000125.html [[Classroom]] / Margaret: That was not a test. That was a MASSACRE! I still don't understand how we were supposed to solve that problem, but... / Margaret: ! / April: Lemme guess. The solution just popped into your head, right? / Marsha: Lemme guess. It was painfully obvious, right? / Margaret: That's it. I'm...
crfh.net/d/20000126.html [[Classroom]] / Mike: I can't believe we ALL failed the calculus test but Roger! It's absurd! / Dave: Just thinking about it makes me want to bite the head off a live bat... / Roger: You're jealous because I have a very consistent study technique... / Mike: CONSISTENT??? You slept through the whole test!! / Roger:...
crfh.net/d/20000127.html [[Girls' Apartment]] / Margaret: Wait. Is that a VCR? / April: Yeah, it was my birthday present from Mom and Dad. They don't know I don't have a TV... / Margaret: But we DO have a TV! / April: They guys next door have it now, remember? / Margaret: HAHAHAHA! That's a good one! Back in a minute, I'll go get it. / April:...
crfh.net/d/20000128.html [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Wow. I knew something like this would happen sooner or later, and now I'm too numb to react. / {{Part of the "We did WHAT???" storyline}}
crfh.net/d/20000129.html [[Apartment Hall]] / Mike: Hey, what gives? Do you think you can just walk into my place, take the T.V. and walk away? / Margaret: Of course, if it's MY T.V.! / Mike: Not technically! You threw it away! / Margaret: Aaw, stop whining. I'm only gonna use it for a couple of days or so... / Door: SLAM! / Mike: But you'll...
 
crfh.net/d/20000130.html [[Video Store]] / Margaret: I can't believe we're renting the movie we participated in against our will... / April: Okay, so it was like a candid camera. No big deal. I still want to see if they got my good angle... / Marsha: It's hard to look good when you're screaming in terror! / April: Hi. We want to rent...
crfh.net/d/20000131.html [[Girls' Apartment]] / Dave: Lately I have this weird feeling... something's gonna happen, and I think we're not gonna like it very much... / Mike: Sheesh, Dave. I hereby declare you Master of Paranoia, and... / Marsha: *uncontrolable giggle* / April: *snicker* / Margaret: Heh! / Dave: And there goes the paranoia...
crfh.net/d/20000201.html [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: They're up to something, Mike. Why don't you ask Marsha? / Mike: Because I don't want to know. / Dave: But it could be important! / Mike: I don't care. / Dave: C'mon Mike. Do it for the common good. / Mike: I don't believe in the common good. / Roger: But when are we gonna have our TV back? / Mike:...
crfh.net/d/20000202.html [[Apartment Hall]] / Mike: Say, is Marsha home? / April: Pfffft!!! Sorry! I mean, sure, she's in the shower... / Mike: Hey, what's so funny? / April: What? Oh, nothing. At least, nothing related to you, of course... / April: UAH-HAAAAA-HAHAHA-HA-HA!!! / Mike: You really need to work on your poker face, April. / {{Part...
crfh.net/d/20000203.html [[Girls' Apartment]] / Mike: So you're NOT gonna tell me? / Marsha: I wish I could, but it's a secret! / Mike: Okay, now I'm angry. You told me there were no secrets between us. / Mike: E-heeheehee! Stop that! It's not gonna work this time! HEEE-HEEE-HEEE!!! / Marsha: Oh, it's not? It's not? / Mike: Oh shoot. Now...
 
crfh.net/d/20000204.html [[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: So she didn't tell you? / Mike: No. If only we could sneak in and browse their stuff... / Dave: Mike, last time you did that, Marsha stabbed you. / Mike: Precisely. I need someone gullible enough to take that risk. / Roger: I charge $10,000 per infiltration. / Mike: Two bucks and a second-hand...
crfh.net/d/20000205.html [[Girls' Apartment]] / Mike: Okay, here's the plan. You sneak in and take a look around. Marsha had this suspicious attitude towards the TV so maybe you can find a clue there... / Roger: I'm having second thoughts about this... what if they catch me? / Mike: Aaaw, don't be such a cry-baby! They're just girls!...
crfh.net/d/20000206.html [[Girls' Apartment]] / Roger: Would you mind if I made a hole in your floor to spy on the girls living below? / Guy: As long as you don't make it on my way to the fridge... / Roger: dum-dum, dum dum... / Roger: dum-dum dum dum... / Roger: The T.V. looks just fine, but hey, what do we have HERE? / RogerRoger: Cool!...
College Roomies From Hell Archives [[Roger is suspended from the ceiling by a harness]] / Margaret: Well, since Roger went through a whole lot of work to get to the truth, let's show him the truth! / Roger: Cool! Are we gonna watch a porno movie? / Marsha: It's SO porno! But that's not all! / April [[wearing an Elf Life t-shirt]]: You rewind...
crfh.net/d/20000208.html [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Well, did you find out something, or what? / Roger: I shall NOT speak... about the unspeakable horrors I've seen! / Mike: Well, give me back my two bucks and my lollipop, then! / Roger: I can't. I ate them. / Mike: You ATE two bucks???Roger: Apparently we were SERIOUSLY into crossdressing...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Mike: We did what? / Roger: We, um, took part in a porno flick while we were drunk out of our mind. / Mike: We did what? / Roger: Apparently we were SERIOUSLY into crossdressing, too... / Mike: We did WHAT??? / [[Dave faints]] <> / Roger: And before you decide to shoot the messenger, I'm off to...
crfh.net/d/20000210.html [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Look, I may be crazy, but I know I'd never act in a porno flick... / Dave: Are you SURE it's us? / Roger: Well, it's either us, or our evil twins... / Mike: But that makes no sense! If I had a twin, I'd be the evil one. / Dave: Instead of all this babbling we should be running for the...
crfh.net/d/20000213.html [[Girls' Apartment]] / Dave: Are you sure you wanna do this? / Mike: Do we have another choice? / Roger: Not fair! Why do I have to watch it again? / Mike: Because I'm evil. Hit the play button... / Mike: Would you mind leaving us alone with our pain and humiliation, PLEASE? / April: Aaaw. We already watched it! / Margaret:...
crfh.net/d/20000214.html [[Girls' Apartment]] / Mike: Who or what the hell is that??? / Dave: I think it's, um, you. / Mike: Me? No way! It's you! / Dave: NONONONO, that's you... / Mike: You! / Mike: Eee-yep. That's me. / Dave: AND me. / Roger: When do we eat? / {{Part of the "We did WHAT???" storyline}}
crfh.net/d/20000215.html [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Ouch. Look at that. You know, I'm just realizing I really miss my left arm. / Dave: That... is.. NOT... your... left... arm. / Mike: Geez! What the HELL did we drink??? / DavApril: Give us a break, Mike... we didn't know you didn't know... we just thought it was your ugly little secret,...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Mike: Thanks for the movie. Now we're off to our place to discuss various sucicide strategies... / Margaret: Hey you porno twits! Next time rewind it, wiil ya??? / April: Excellent timing, Margaret. / Marsha: Shhhh!
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives April: Mike! Hey, Mike! / Mike: What? You still not through laughing at us? / April: Give us a break, Mike... We didn't know you didn't know... we just thougt it was your ugly little secret, a frat initiation or something... We're sorry. If you need any help, anything we can do... / Mike: Do you...
crfh.net/d/20000218.html [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Now, let me think... we can rent every copy of that movie and get rid of it... / Roger: Right, so then they just buy a few more. No go, Mike. / Dave: "We"? That's a lotta people, you know... / Dave: Mike, I've had it with you and your crazy schemes! They never work and we always find...
crfh.net/d/20000219.html [[Girls' Apartment]] / Mike: Rats! If we only knew where that flick was produced... / Roger: Oh, but I know. I remember a lot of it. / Mike: You KNOW? Why didn't you say so before? / Roger: I thought it was a crazy dream. It's kinda blurry, but I'm almost sure it's a town called Bayside... / Mike: Really??? There's...
crfh.net/d/20000220.html [[NAFTA Registration]] / Mike: Hi! My name is Mike. I want to go to the NAFTA conference, please. / Woman: You can't. You are two months late... / Mike: I can't??? You know, I'm SO SICK of being discriminated against because of my tentacle... / Woman: What? I didn't even know you were one of them tentacled people! / Mike:...
 
crfh.net/d/20000221.html [[Bus]] / Mike: This is perfect! Not only we are traveling for free, we are also not officially here! And in a town full of College Students from all over the country,no one is gonna notice if we do something illegal or not! / Roger: Too perfect. That's almost unnerving, and... / Roger: Um, never mind. / April:...
crfh.net/d/20000222.html [[Bus]] / Roger: Say Mike, can I have the window seat? / Mike: Give me two good reasons, Roger... / Roger: Well, first, beacause you're a nice guy. Second, because I have a tendency to barf during bus trips. / Mike: Hey April, I'm such a nice guy, I'm letting you have this wonderful seat! What do you say? / April:...
crfh.net/d/20000223.html [[Bus]] / Roger: And when you look at the majesty of the world, you realize how small and unimportant we are. What is mankind? Nothing but fragile naked flesh, forever banned from Paradise... / Roger: You're not paying any attention to the insightful comment contest, are you? / Mike: What? Oh, sure. Mmmmh....
crfh.net/d/20000224.html [[Bus]] / Roger: Could you stop for a sec? I REALLY need to go... / Driver: Sorry. You'll have to wait till the next rest stop. / Roger: Is it far? / Driver: About 50 miles. / Roger: You don't understand. I... I... / Roger: I'm gonna start peeing in 30 seconds and it's up to you! Either I do it within the privacy...
crfh.net/d/20000225.html [[Bayside]] / Mike: So this is Bayside. Somehow I thought it was bigger. / April: Uh oh. Small town and big conferences don't mix. I hope there's still room for us in a hotel... / Roger: Aww, so what? We could camp and sleep under the stars! You can't say you're alive until you've done it! / April: Did you say...
 

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