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| crfh.net/d/20010408.html | [[Underwater]] / Dave: Margaret! PLEASE! Wake up! We have to go NOW! / Margaret: Nngh. You go. I'll stay here.... / Dave: WHAT? / Margaret: He's never gona leave me alone... / Dave: Listen, there's no time for this! The windshield's gonna collapse! / Margaret: No, I think I'm not gonna be part of this anymore...... |
| crfh.net/d/20010409.html | [[Underwater]] / Dave: PLEASE! Margaret, please... / Dave: Ugh. I can't do this! My lungs are blowing up! I need air... / Dave: IneediarIneedairINEED... / Dave: She's dying / Dave: down there / Dave: dying / Dave: she can't be / Dave: NO... / Dave: You know, I don't CARe what the hell you want! / Dave: YOU... YOU ARE COMING... |
| crfh.net/d/20010410.html | [[Lake Shore]] / Dave: Margaret? / Dave: You're alive! You're alive. ThankyoudearsweetGod, she's alive... / Margaret: I... I thought you were gone! / Margaret: A...alive? How...? / Dave: I got you out through the windshield. / Margaret: You did? / Dave: Shh. Don't talk. Catch your breath. / Margaret: You... / Margaret:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010411.html | [[Lake Shore]] / Margaret: Thanks a lot, Dave. It could be all over now. But you had to go and save me... / Dave: Did you expect me to let you die down there? I can't do that! / Margaret: You fool. You don't realize Satan probably manipulated you into it. / Dave: I don't know what what you're talking about,... |
| crfh.net/d/20010412.html | [[Lake Shore]] / Margaret: Stop following me around! / Dave: I have to make sure you don't hurt yourself. / Margaret: Worry about YOURSELF, Dave. Don't you see I'm trying to protect you? I'll be fine. / Dave: Sorry, I just don't believe you. I'm not leaving you alone in your state of mind. You're hysterical! / Margaret:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010413.html | [[Woods]] / Margaret: AAAUGH! / Margaret: OOW! Man, now I've done it... / Roger's Mom: SNAAARRRRL... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20010414.html | [[Woods]] / Margaret: Looks like the boss is running out of imagination... first a bull, now you. What are you supposed to be anyway? / Margaret: Anyway, I have a message for you and your master: BITE ME. / Margaret: If I may ask a favor, try to go for the jugular vein... / Margaret: You AGAIN??? I don't believe... |
| crfh.net/d/20010415.html | [[Woods]] / Margaret: My God, Dave, what do I have to do to make you stay away from me??? / Dave: Aaw. You don't have to worry about me at all... / Dave: Let me explain myself. / Dave: Tonight a bull attacked me and I fell off a cliff and almost drowned twie. Then my date landed a flying kick on me. And I'm... |
| crfh.net/d/20010416.html | [[Woods]] / Margaret: Dave, wake up. Do you hear that? / Dave: You're still here??? I thought you'd be gone by now. / Margaret: I could never abandon you in a place like this. / Dave: You did before. / Margaret: It was a safe place. This is NOT. / Dave: Look! / Margaret: A firefly? That's odd. They usually hang around... |
| crfh.net/d/20010417.html | [[Woods, Cave]] / Margaret: Where did that firefly go? I can't see it anymore. / Dave: It went into that cave. Maybe we should camp there for the night. / Margaret: Cave??? Oh, don't tell me you want to go in there. It looks like a trap. / Dave: Margaret, please. I'm cold, I'm hurt, and I'm terribly tired. I'm... |
| crfh.net/d/20010418.html | [[Cave]] / Satan: Psssssst. Wake up. / Satan: And if you even move, I'll have the pleasure of strangling you. / Dave: Oh man, I hate these talking-snake dreams... / Satan: This is NOt a dream, you fool. *lick* / Dave: Eew! Telepathic, too??? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20010419.html | [[Cave]] / Dave: What are you? / Satan: Pleased to meet you, I hope you guess my name... / Dave: S-satan? / Satan: Just one of my many names, just one of my many forms. / Dave: Oh dear... so it wast YOU on the road. I thought it was just my imagination. / Dave: So what the hell do you want now? / Satan: Since subtlety... |
| crfh.net/d/20010420.html | [[Cave]] / Dave: You're LYING. Like I've said, I'm still here. / Satan: I'm keeping you alive only because your death could make her snap and I don't want that. But really, why risk your life for a girl who doesn't even love you? / Dave: I don't know if she loves me, but NOW I'm sure she needs me... / Satan:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010421.html | [[Hell, Cave]] / Satan: Here's the bad news. You're dead and in Hell, where you will suffer for all eternity to come. / Dave: *gasp* W-what's the good news? / Satan: Well, who said anything about good news? / Dave: Where are you? Stop making me see that! / Satan: Sss. But that's just the first ten seconds.. / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010422.html | [[Cave]] / Dave: GNN! / Margaret: Dave! Wake up! You're dreaming! / Dave: Uh??? Dream? That was NOT a dream. / Margaret: It's okay, Dave. It's OVER. / Dave: My God, I remember EVERYTHING now... / Margaret: Let's just go back to sleep. / Dave: NOOOO! Don't leave me! / Dave: Stay with me, please! / Margaret: *sigh* Okay,... |
| crfh.net/d/20010423.html | [[Cave, Woods]] / Dave: Margaret? / Dave: Margaret? Where are you? / Margaret: Ah, good! You woke up! Gut and microwave those two while I get another two! / Dave: GGGNNHJJJ. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20010424.html | [[Woods]] / Margaret: Wow, you are REALLY thirsty, aren't you? / Margaret: Are you okay, Dave? / Dave: Uuuuuuu-HUH. P-peachy. / Dave: LookattheeyeslookattheeyesLook... / Margaret: Then why are you loo- / Dave: AAAAAAAAAH! / I'm not staring at your breasts! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyli... |
| crfh.net/d/20010425.html | [[Woods]] / Margaret: Sometimes you are SUCH a kid, Dave. / Dave: The problem is, I'm not. / Margaret: It's not like you've never seen a girl in a bikini before... / Dave: That's not a bikini and you're not just any girl to me, Margaret. You KNOw that. / Margaret: All right, all right. Keep yourself busy. Gut... |
| crfh.net/d/20010426.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: What's decent person like you doing knocking on my door at this hour in the morning? / April: It's NOON, Mike! / Mike: It's Sunday, April! / April: Margaret never came back from her date with Dave. I need to talk to him. / April: There's no one here! Where's Dave? Where is Roger? / Mike:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010427.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / April: [yelling at Mike in an attempt to wake him up] / Mike: Z / Marsha: You're never gonna wake up that way, April. / April: Blahj! You really expect me to do that??? / Marsha: Nope. Unless you want a second-hand piranha in your bubble bath! / Mike: I doubt YOUR kisses are sweeter than caffeine,... |
| crfh.net/d/20010428.html | [[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: And there he is. See? He just went out to walk Fluffy or something... / Roger: Yeah. If it doesn't get its morning exercise it gets flabby. / Mike: Nothing to worry about... / Mike: April, I'm sure Dave and Margaret are just having fun somewhere. As long as he keeps my backseat clean... |
| crfh.net/d/20010429.html | [[Woods]] / Dave: Listen...I need to tell you something, but you're um, just too distracting. Mind if I turn around? / Margaret: Pfft. You're exaggerating. But no, I don't mind. / Dave: Have you ever had a -? / Margaret: Wait... how did you cut yourself like this? / Dave: Oh? I think it was the windshield. / Margaret:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010430.html | [[Woods]] / Dave: I was kinda hoping all that was a bunch of lies... / Margaret: The devil won't lie to you if that truth servers his purposes. / Dave: But WHY? Why you? If at least I knew... / Margaret: No! You don't need to know. I don't want you to get involved in this. / Dave: But I am already involved, Margaret. / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010501.html | [[Woods]] / Dave: So that's it? You just DECIDED it? / Dave: And I suppose it doesn't matter what I think or how I feel about it. Right? Right? / Dave: Oh. I see I don't even deserve an answer, either. / Dave: So you're giving up on me! Is that your solution? And I suppose you think we're gonna live happily... |
| crfh.net/d/20010502.html | [[Woods]] / Margaret: ACK! There's no way to cross here! We'll have to walk down the river and... / Dave: You walk down the river. I'll just use that branch to get to the other side. / Margaret: I don't think it's such a good idea... if we fall the current will drag us. / Margaret: You're STILL gonna do it???... |
| crfh.net/d/20010503.html | [[Woods]] / Margaret: You fool! You're gonna kill yourself! / Dave: Go away. Who asked you about your opinion? / Margaret: Bah! Screw you, then! / Dave: Mmph. / Margaret: ACK! That branch is DEAD WOOD! It's not gonna hold your weight! / Margaret: Just stay calm and try not to make any sudden... / Margaret: Never mind. / {{Part... |
| crfh.net/d/20010504.html | [[Woods]] / Margaret: HANG ON! I'll give you a hand! / Margaret: Grab the branch, Dave! / Dave: No! / Margaret: WHAT??? / Dave: You heard me! NO! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
| crfh.net/d/20010505.html | [[Woods]] / Dave: You asked me to give up on you, now I'm asking you the same! / Margaret: Stop fooling around and grab the damn branch! / Dave: Go away! I'll manage somehow! / Margaret: Dave, I'm serious! There's a waterfall behind you! / Dave: I'm serious, too! / Margaret: You're gonna break your neck! You... / Dave:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010506.html | [[Woods]] / Margaret: Dave, c'mon! / Dave: No... / Margaret: Dave, PLEASE! How long do you think you can hold on? Why are you doing this? / Dave: If you won't let me help you, I won't let you help me, either! / Margaret: ... / Margaret: ARGGHDAMNYOU! All right! I'll let you help me! / Dave: Do you promise? / Margaret:... |
| crfh.net/d/20010507.html | [[Woods]] / Margaret: I swear, Dave... you're the most stubborn, immature person I've ever met! / Dave: Besides you? / Margaret: I'm serious! If you're gonna hang around me, you won't have to look for death! That was a stupid, implusive thing you did! / Dave: I know, but you were being unreasonable... / Margaret:... |
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