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College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, August 8, 2002 [[Margaret's gun is still in Mike's face]] / Margaret: I can't believe I've been so BLIND about you... / Mike: Well, well. If it isn't Bride of the Devil, pointing a gun at innocent people... / Margaret: INNOCENT? / Margaret: PEOPLE??? / Margaret: You're not even HUMAN, Mike. / Margaret: Goodbye. / [[Just...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 9, 2002 [[Dave cradles Margaret, who he has just blasted with his laser vision]] / Dave: I'm sorry, Margaret. Baby, I'm so sorry... / Marsha: Mike, are you okay? / Mike: Yeah, Marsh... but Dave... / Mike: What in the name of Cthulhu did you have to go and do THAT for? / Dave: She was going to kill you... / Mike:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, August 10, 2002 [[Dave cradles Margaret, who he has just shot with his laser-vision]] / Mike: Well, if it makes you feel better about it, blame me for this, too... but pull yourself together. The battle's not over yet. / Dave: It's over for US. I won't leave her alone for your stupid quest. YOU go, and get killed or...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, August 11, 2002 [[The group, sans Dave and Margaret, troop into the building]] / April: [[looking back]] Eep. This is bad. Do you think they'll be all right? / Marsha: I certainly hope Margaret will be all right, so that I can throttle her for being a psycho &@#*. / Mike: [[off-panel, leading]] Hey... hold it. / [[The...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, August 12, 2002 [[Chester charges into the room]] / Chester: <> / Someone (Mike? April?) [[off-panel]]: CHESTER! WAIT! / [[A hooded Steve draws his hands slightly apart. A blue plasma ball pops into existence between them.]] / <> / [[Steve, grinning, launches the plasma ball, which grows as it leaves...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, August 13, 2002 April: ACK! CHESTER! / Mike: [[his tentacle barring her way]] Wait! It's too dangerous! / Marsha: What the HELL was THAT??? / Mike: I have... NO idea. / Mike: I didn't expect this. I can't imagine how they did that... / April: If Dave was here, he'd take them down... / Roger: We can't count on him now. / Marsha:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, August 14, 2002 [[Steve's hands frame a large plasma ball as he confronts the Roomies]] / Steve: Hey, morons. You're looking good. Did you lose a bet or something? / Mike: Well, you look kind of respectable. Like a NUN. / Steve: Heheheh! It'll be my pleasure to zap your spandex-covered butts into next year. But first......
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, August 15, 2002 [[Steve and Waldo support an enormous plasma ball between them]] / Steve: I suggest you leave while you can. You will NOT get into the Unholy Temple. Not while we're guarding it. / Steve: Our focused energy is already strong enough to take you all down at once. / Steve: Have a nice Apocalypse, idiots. / Marsha:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 16, 2002 [[The released plasma ball is hurled toward April, who dodges backward out of its path]] / <> / [[Waldo's right hand hurls another plasma ball toward April, who dodges forward out of its path]] / [[Waldo's left hand hurls yet another plasma ball toward April, but she darts out of the way; only...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, August 17, 2002 [[Waldo hurls another plasma ball toward April, who is off-panel]] / Steve: [[off-panel]] Stop her, Waldo! / Waldo: I'm trying! But the $&@# just won't stand still! / <> / [[Roger wraps Waldo's head in his (Roger's) cape from behind]] / Waldo: WHU? / Roger: That is / [[Roger calmly uppercuts Waldo]] / Waldo:...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dave is still clasping Margaret]] / Dave: Did you hear that? I don't know what's happening in there, but it can't be any good. / Dave: And I'm very worried about Chester. I'm not feeling anything on his end. First something awful, then nothing. / Dave: Wake up, please. I didn't hit you that hard, did...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, August 19, 2002 [[Steve grapples with Mike's tentacle. Between his hands appears an ominous blue glow]] / Steve: Now you're gonna see... / Mike: But if you blast me while I'm touching you, wouldn't you be blasted as well? / Steve: Ain't gonna happen. / Mike: Tsk tsk. You're not even sure, are you? I guess avocados don't...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, August 20, 2002 April: YOW! Ouch ouch ouch ouch OUCH! / Marsha: [[off-panel]] Wait! / Marsha: Did you get hit? / April: No, that's just my stupid calf. / Marsha: I mean, your hair's smoking. / April: I know. Someone is gonna get a kick in the balls when this is over.
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, August 21, 2002 [[Steve and Mike are still immobile from Steve's plasma ball]] / Steve: [[his hand glowing a dangerous blue]] It's too bad for you I can still move my arms... / Mike: So can I. / [[Mike wraps his tentacle around Steve's wrist and twists]] / <> / Steve: [[leaping with the pain]] YEEEAAARGHG! / Mike:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, August 22, 2002 [[Steve fires a plasma ball from his remaining good hand into Mike from point-blank range]] / Steve: GRRR... DIE... you... / <> / Mike: ENGGHKG! / Steve: [[unaccountably stopping]] Eh... / [[Dave looks up from Chester's comatose form. He appears somewhat miffed.]]
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 23, 2002 [[Steve's hair is blasted by a laserbolt from off-panel]] / <> / Steve: Sh...! / Steve: [[fleeing, his hair afire]] YAAARGH! / Dave: [[cradling Chester]] Heeheheh. Yeah, I know. You would have loved to see that. / Dave: [[looking down on the horizontal Mike]] You're still ALIVE? There's truly...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, August 24, 2002 Mike: Sorry about your cat, man. / Dave: He's not dead, Mike. You were right. Somehow we can perceive things at another level. / Dave: I can tell that he WAS dying, until I touched him. He looks smaller now... but I think he's gonna live. / Dave: If I can keep him alive until his body recovers. / Mike:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, August 25, 2002 [[Mike staggers toward Roger, who is lying still, still in his red wig]] / Mike: Hey, what happened? / Roger: Steve was spontaneously combusting. I got distracted, so Waldo blasted me. / Mike: Oh, GREAT. C'mon, get up. We gotta stop them. / Roger: I can't. If I move, I'll go werecoyote. I need every...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, August 26, 2002 Mike: [[thinking]] Mmh. Robots running for their lives. Marsha's well and doing her part. But where the hell are those two? / Voice: [[off-panel, downward]] HELP! / Mike: [[looking down]] Who is there?? It's too dark to see. / Voice: [[off-panel, down]] Waldo. I fell down the elevator shaft! / Mike:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, August 27, 2002 April: What was that? / Roger: [[in werecoyote form]] It sounded like Mike. / April: Well, go help him! / Roger: He told me to stay with you girls. / April: We can take care of ourselves! Marsha has a gun... / Roger: He won't care. If I go, he'll yell at me for leaving you alone. / April: So what if he yells...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, August 28, 2002 [[The bottom of the lift shaft. Pain surrounds Mike's head and leg.]] / Mike: WAUUUUGGHHN! / Mike: Son of a... really BAD landing! / Mike: [[thinking, looking at his leg]] Man, that's gotta be broken, to hurt like that! / Mike: [[thinking]] I can't believe I fell for such a stupid trick... / [[Satan...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, August 29, 2002 Mike: HHhhh... igh... ooh, oh my GOD, I'm... I died. / Satan: Ssss. Off to a good start, I see. / Mike: It wasn't that bad of a fall! It can't be! I demand a RECOUNT! / Satan: Believe me, if you WERE dead, you'd be in a lot more pain. / Mike: What do you want? Are you going to take my soul too? / Satan:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 30, 2002 Mike: Pfft! Hehehehe! / Satan: What, have I something stuck in my teeth? / Mike: No offense, but you sound like my mom. I never listen to her either, and *she* is pretty. Heheheh... / Satan: Mmh. I see. Yeah, I really thought you wouldn't go for it. But hey, blame me for trying. / [[Satan takes Mike's...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, August 31, 2002 [[Roger is in werecoyote form]] / April: Oh my GOD. Roger, I don't know what's happening to Mike, but we have to stop it. / Roger: I'm not even sure that's Mike. I have never heard him scream like that before. / April: Why are we even discussing this??? He needs our help! / Roger: We're about to finish....
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, September 1, 2002 [[Dave checks the ship he previously hid Margaret in. It's empty]] / Dave: What? She's GONE! / Dave: [[thinking]] Where IS she? Did she get inside while I was not looking? / Dave: [[thinking]] And now that she woke up alone, she's gonna be... / [[Margaret cocks her shiny futuristic huge weapon, which...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, September 2, 2002 [[Margaret's gun barrel is almost jammed into the back of Dave's head. Dave holds Chester (who's back to normal size). Margaret is seriously miffed. Dave is resigned to his fate.]] / Dave: <<*GULP*>> / [[Dave watches, wide-eyed, as Margaret pushes him aside and stalks into the building, head lowe...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, September 3, 2002 [[April seeks Mike, unaware she is under surveillance]] / Waldo: [[off-panel]] (There she is!) / Steve: [[off-panel]] (Ssshhh.) / Waldo: (What? Man, I can shoot her from here!) / Steve: (No, we can't.) / Waldo: (Uh? Why the hell not?) / Steve: (Boss has plans for her... but we can get the others inste...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, September 4, 2002 [[At the bottom of the elevator shaft]] / April: [[off-panel]] Mike? Is that you in there? / [[Satan licks his lips]] / <<*slurp*>> / Mike: Ooh no, you WON'T. / Mike: April, no matter what, don't open the door! / April: [[off-panel]] Why not? Are you hurt? / Mike: Go away! I'm... / [[Satan squeezes Mike's...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, September 5, 2002 [[Roger, in werecoyote form, watches Marsha's back as she picks off robots]] / Marsha: Well, I ran out of bullets, but I think we're done here! / Roger: Yeah, but we still... *sniff sniff*... damn. / Roger: Smells like... evil teen spirit... / [[In a wider frame, we see that Steve and Waldo surround Marsha...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, September 6, 2002 [[Meanwhile, back in the elevator shaft, Mike wrestles with Satan (literally).]] / April: [[off-panel]] What did you just call me??? / Mike: ENGH! You heard me! And double THAT! / Mike: MPHH! I HATE you all! You're idiots! There, now go do what I say before I get REALLY mad! / April: Mike... I'm not...
 

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