You're browsing the archives of College Roomies From Hell.
You can search these comics too.

show: [ show full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]

College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Roger: Before you go... remember when you told me that "Strange Event Vigilantes" newsgroup was just another way to increase my geekness? Well, I have NEWS... / Mike: Babbling later, Roger. I'm off to save my girl from the shrinks. / Roger: You might be interested to know that we got a peculiar "laser...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dave, in nun's habit, sweeping a hallway]] / Dave's Letter: I'm staying at some sort of... monastery. They keep a vow of silence, I think. Which is convenient for me, as I can't speak Spanish at all. I spend most days doing simple chores anyway. / Dave's Letter: People here don't seem to care who...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, January 4, 2003 [[Dave, in nun's habit, writes at a desk]] / Dave's Letter: Chester scared me badly the other day. I often forget he receives his share of my own stress and panic. For his own good, I have to remain calm. / Dave's Letter: He's okay now. Sleeping a lot, though. I want to think he's healing on his own,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, January 5, 2003 [[Video image: Margaret, wearing a WWII sergeant's uniform -- complete with helmet -- and fully armed charges an imaginary foe]] / Margaret: Read my shirt, you goddamned NAZIS! All your Normandy are belong to US! / [[Video image: April, with green hair and armed with an enormous battleaxe, smiles sweetly...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike and April lead Marsha along a corridor]] / Marsha: Are you sure I'm allowed to go home? The doctor said I had to stay at least a few more weeks... / Mike: Don't worry, it's all legal! Amazingly enough... / April: Yeah, you're not crazier than any of us, apparently... / Marsha: I don't know......
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, January 7, 2003 [[Dave, in a nun's habit, sweeps up leaves]] / Dave: [[thinking]] Pssh... just another day in the nunnery... / Dave: [[thinking]] Where nothing ever happens... / Dave: [[thinking]] I'm SO BORED. / [[Dave waves at his bespectacled rescuer, who is watering the garden]] / Dave: [[thinking]] And I LOVE it. / Dave:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 8, 2003 [[Dave stares, horrified, after Hazel]] / Dave: [[thinking]] It CAN'T be her! How did she find me? What does she want? / Dave: [[thinking]] And what is she doing up there??? / [[Hazel tosses a flowerpot from the balcony]] / [[The flowerpot is heading toward Dave's bespectacled rescuer, and so Dave...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, January 9, 2003 [[Margaret talks to April, who's in bed]] / Margaret: You're not going to classes? / April: Um. Don't feel like it... / Margaret: OK, do what you want. But Marsha's gonna think you're depressed because she's back. / Margaret: It's not her fault if you like Mike. / April: How... how did you know? / Margaret:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, January 10, 2003 [[Mike clutches at his head.]] / Mike: OOOOW! Hey, the day hasn't even started and you're already beating me around??? / April: How could you? HOW-COULD-YOU? / Mike: Do wh...? / April: Don't play idiot with me. You KNEW it all the time! / Mike: Ooh. Um, yeah, I have to admit... / April: WHY? / Mike: Because,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, January 11, 2003 [[Dave, in nun's habit, runs up the corridor]] / [[Dave scoops up Chester and Marsha's purse]] / Dave: It hit the fan, Chester! So WE have to hit the ROAD! C'mon! / [[He turns to leave...]] / [[Blocking his exit are two nuns and a priest. One of the nuns crosses herself; the other carries a spritzer]] / Priest:...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, January 12, 2003 [[Dave, dressed in a nun's habit, holds Chester and Marsha's purse as he flees a nun armed with a spritzer; meanwhile, a priest chases them both]] / Priest: Exorciso te, immunde spiritus, in nomine Patris; et Filii... / Dave: [[thinking]] Geez, when they get out the Holy water in a bottle spray, you know...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, January 13, 2003 [[Mike sits in class.]] / Mike: [[thinking]] Uh? What's this? I feel... DANGER. / Mike: [[thinking]] As if I'm being observed. I can feel the stare of evil crawling up my spine, planning a thousand deaths for me. / Mike: [[thinking]] Maybe I should hire a bodyguard again. / Mike: [[thinking]] Naah....
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, January 14, 2003 [[Dave, in a nun's habit, stands on the convent wall. He holds Chester and Marsha's purse. His eyes glow blue.]] / Dave: Go away! Leave me alone! / Henchman: [[off-panel]] Or else what, Petunia? You're outnumbered! Maybe you can zap one of us, but as soon as you do, we'll put a bullet through your...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 15, 2003 [[Dave, wearning the nun's habit, flees, still holding Chester and Marsha's purse. He beats out a small fire on his shoulder]] / Dave: [[thinking]] Eep! Next time I pull that trick I better wear asbestos clothes! / <> / [[As he runs past an alley, a shadowy figure beckons him into it]] / Figure:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, January 16, 2003 [[April approaches Roger.]] / April: There's an anti-rock rally near the park. I thought you should know. / Roger: WHAT? Those BASTARDS! I'll teach them! / [[April approaches Margaret]] / April: There's an anti-gun rally near the park. I thought you should k... / Margaret: WHAT? Get the hell outta...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Marsha charges Mike. She has April's enormous battleaxe]] / Marsha: So it was not a hallucination! You DID kiss April, traitor! Off with your head! / [[Mike swings Satan's staff to block Marsha's blow. It bursts into red flame]] / <> / Marsha: <> / [[Mike stares at the staff in confusion]] / Marsha:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, January 18, 2003 Marsha: What the HELL just happened? How did you do that??? / Mike: I dunno... I was just trying to block your attack, not that flashy flamey thing... / Marsha: Well, let's see how much fireworks we can get out of it before I cut it in half! / Mike: You're not gonna let me explain anything, huh? / Marsha:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, January 19, 2003 [[April approaches the imaginary floating wiser April, who has her face turned to the wall]] / April: Oh, there you are. I was wondering about your imaginary floating wiser pestering self. I was surprised you didn't try to stop me. / April: You won't talk to me? Fine. I don't need you. You never take...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, January 20, 2003 April: [[running]] Wait! Marsha, don't kill him! I'd never forgive myself! / [[Mike and Marsha are cuddling on the couch]] / Mike: Heh! She's not cuddling me to the suffocation point yet, you know... / April: Uh?? But I thought... I thought that you were fighting... / Mike: We were, but we're trying...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives Mike: Well, if Dave is really in Mexico, we have a short list of things we can do to get him back. One, we put his pic on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted... get the door, Roger. / Roger: [[off-panel]] Why me? / Mike: You're standing right next to it and I have a broken leg. / Roger: [[off-panel]] UNFAIR!!! / [[Roger...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 22, 2003 Mike: Where the hell were you? We looked everywhere! And why the nun outfit? What happened? / Dave: Your MOMMA! / Mike: You know, that's NOT a nice thing to say, after all the problems you have caused us. / Dave: No, really. / Roger: I TOLD you we should have sold his stuff and rented out his bed! ...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, January 23, 2003 Mike: So my mom finally got you, huh? I always thought she let you go too easily last time. Did she go all Third-Reich on you? / Dave: [[still in the habit]] I don't know! They drugged me and put a helmet on me. Everything's blurry since then. / Mike: A helmet, huh? Wow. It sure brings back some...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, January 24, 2003 [[Dave has changed back into normal Dave clothes]] / Mike: So um, are you sure you don't remember anything after you were captured? Anything at all? / Dave: I don't wanna think about it, Mike. I just want to eat something and then sleep for two days. / Mike: [[holding up Marsha's purse]] But BEFORE...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, January 25, 2003 [[Dave is outside the girls' door. April has answered it.]] / Dave: Hello. Could you please give this to Marsha, or are your fingernails not dry yet? / April: I would, but Marsha and I don't speak to each other. / Dave: Oh! What happened? / April: You don't want to know. / Dave: You're looking at me...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, January 26, 2003 [[Roger wanders through the lounge room]] / Roger: [[thinking]] Do robots dream of electric chips? / [[A tentacle reaches for him]] / <> / [[Mike, hiding behind a chair, has grabbed Roger around the throat with his tentacle and dragged him close]] / Roger: Augh! I didn't do it! I don't even LIKE...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, January 27, 2003 Mike: If my mother brainwashed Dave, we're gonna have to be veeeeery careful about EVERYTHING. So finding out if he is a spy is VITAL. In the next few days, I'm gonna run some tests to see if there's any significant change in his personality. In the meantime, we'll speak in code and keep Dave out...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, January 28, 2003 Dave: [[returning Marsha's purse]] Hey Marsha, you left this at our place. / Marsha: Thanks! When did you get back? Where have you been? / Dave: Just around. You're not mad at me? / Marsha: No, why? / Dave: Because... because. / Dave: [[looking around]] Where's Margaret? / Marsha: [[looking through the...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 29, 2003 Mike: See? It wasn't so hard! So, did Margaret actually tell you something? / Dave: No, she was in the shower. / Mike: Lucky you, huh? / Dave: Not really. I'm not avoiding her anymore. / Mike: Ooh. So... you're gonna see her tomorrow, then... / Dave: No. Actually, I think it's better if I don't talk...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Blue snuggles against a sleeping Dave. A cartoon heart floats above her head.]] / <> / [[Dave and Blue both open their eyes. The heart remains.]] / Dave: AAAAAAH! / Blue: YAAAY! / Chester: <> / [[An alarm clock is flung from off-panel]] / Mike: [[off-panel]] Shut UP!
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, January 31, 2003 [[Blue hugs Dave]] / Blue: You're alive! And you have all your ears! I'm so happy, so happy! / Dave: Mmgh, wah, wait, Blue, just a sec... / Blue: NO! I'm too happy to wait! I GOTTA squeeze you! / Dave: But... / [[She releases him]] / Dave: Uh... how did you know I was missing? / Blue: Because I dodged...
 

Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60
61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80
81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 >>