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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, February 1, 2003 | [[Blue hugs Dave]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] No! I'm not doing this again. I shouldn't get angry at her... it's not her fault if her family is full of bastards...
/ Dave: [[thinking]] It's not her fault if she's not Margaret, either. / Dave: Eeeh... well, I... I guess I owe you one, Blue. Thanks.
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20030201.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, February 2, 2003 | Mike: We need to talk, Blue.
/ Blue: Aaaw Mike, talk about bad timing! He...
/ Mike: So that's what you did? You sold me to Mom so she'd let him go? / Blue: I didn't want to do it, Mike. But I just couldn't stand the thought...
/ Mike: I'm not saying I don't understand why you did it. But you should... http://crfh.net/d/20030202.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 3, 2003 | Roger: [[in pajamas]] What was all that screaming about?
/ Dave: [[rubbing his eyes]] Nothing. I woke up and Blue was hugging me. She startled me. / Roger: Blue again? How come you're not packing and migrating South?
/ Dave: What for?
/ Roger: Because you know, it's BLUE.
/ Dave: So? / Roger: Dave is... http://crfh.net/d/20030203.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: So... I'm glad to see you're okay and all that, but I guess I'll be on my way.
/ Dave: Already? Why?
/ Blue: Uh, I don't know. Maybe it's better if I don't hang around a lot around here.
/ Blue: But I'll give you a call soon. Ok?
/ Dave: Ah. Okay. I'll be seeing you. / [[Dave stirs his coffee]]
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[The library]]
/ Diana: Hi!
/ Margaret: Oh! Hey.
/ Diana: How are you? I've never seen you studying here before! / Margaret: Yeah, I usually like studying at home. But lately it's just too unnerving...
/ Diana: Is Marsha still trying to kill April?
/ Margaret: No. But now it's like rooming with Lex... http://crfh.net/d/20030205.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[April is in the bathroom, trying to do something with her hair, which is blonde again]]
/ April: <<*sigh*>> / [[She walks into the door]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20030206.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 7, 2003 | [[April is in the bathroom]]
/ April: Marsha, I know you're there. Stop being an immature little girl and open the door.
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] No. You're staying in the bathroom until you tell me everything I want to know.
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] Unless you decide to scream your head off.
/ April: This... http://crfh.net/d/20030207.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, February 8, 2003 | Dave: Roger, have you seen my notebooks? This place is just as messy as ever!
/ Roger: Nope. Maybe one of the girls borrowed them?
/ Dave: Aw. Well, can I borrow yours for the weekend?
/ Roger: It's strange you're not asking Margaret.
/ Dave: Well, I'd like to wait until she gets my letter before talking... http://crfh.net/d/20030208.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, February 9, 2003 | Dave: [[drilling fingers into his own temples]] NOPANIC! Nopanicnopanic nopanicnopanic...
/ Roger: Maybe this is a stupid question, but WHY should you panic? You'd have to tell her sooner or later... / Dave: But not NOW! I'm not on good terms with her! And Chester likes to get inside her shirt. ... http://crfh.net/d/20030209.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 10, 2003 | [[Marsha is keeping April locked in the bathroom]]
/ Marsha: You must think I'm STUPID. Mike lies to everybody, but I can always tell when he's hiding something. And this time he's not. So it's gotta be YOU.
/ Marsha: You KNEW perfectly well what I'd do when you told me Mike kissed you. / Marsha: [[off-panel]]... http://crfh.net/d/20030210.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, February 11, 2003 | [[April climbs out the window, onto the ledge outside the bathroom. Her clothing consists entirely of a towel.]]
/ April: [[thinking]] I'm doing something VERY dangerous.
/ April: [[thinking]] Well, are you not gonna stop me?
/ April: [[thinking]] Show your face, c'mon.
/ April: [[thinking]] Bah. / [[She... http://crfh.net/d/20030211.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 12, 2003 | [[April falls]]
/ April: < http://crfh.net/d/20030212.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 13, 2003 | [[Mike, wearing a bungee harness, has grabbed April. The background rushes past. April still wears only her towel]]
/ Mike: Uuuh. We're still alive.
/ April: AAAAAH! What happened???
/ Mike: I was testing my bungee full-body harness, and I saw you were heading straight into Chester... / Mike: That... http://crfh.net/d/20030213.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is carrying a bundle of papers in his hands and a pencil in his mouth]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I'm just NEVER gonna catch up with everything! And how can I concentrate when... / [[April, wearing only a towel, pushes past him]]
/ Dave: [[gaping]] UH...!
/ April: Not a comment, don't stare, and get... http://crfh.net/d/20030214.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: Hey, I need to talk to you.
/ Dave: Now??? C'mon, man, I need to catch up...
/ Mike: Yes, now. Don't complain, you're gonna like it.
/ Dave: You're... scaring me... / Mike: Aaaaanyway, I was just gonna say you're released from your slave duties. For some days.
/ Dave: YESSS!!!
/ Mike: On one condition.... http://crfh.net/d/20030215.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[A golf course. Mike's Dad is on his cell phone.]]
/ Mike's Dad: HAZEL!
/ Mike's Mom: [[from the phone]] Whaaaaat.
/ Mike's Dad: Blue just called me! Is it true that you brainwashed her boyfriend?
/ Mike's Mom: [[from the phone]] Hahah! No. Not yet.
/ Mike's Dad: Then why did you tell her such a thing? / [[The... http://crfh.net/d/20030216.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 17, 2003 | Roger: Why do I have to be your slave now? Dave is back! He's the one who owes you money!
/ Mike: Yes, but I can't trust him! How do you expect me to put all my shady business deals in his hands, when he's a brainwashed zombie spy?
/ Roger: He is NOT brainwashed, Mike! He's only avoiding Margaret because... http://crfh.net/d/20030217.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, February 18, 2003 | [[Roger encounters April, who is carrying a suitcase]]
/ Roger: Hey, April, do you mind if I ask you a question?
/ April: YES.
/ Roger: Do you know if Margaret has received a letter lately? From Dave, maybe?
/ April: I don't KNOW.
/ Roger: Aaaw. / Roger: You're going somewhere, or you're compensating for... http://crfh.net/d/20030218.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 19, 2003 | Margaret: [[holding a cereal box]]Marsha, have you seen April? It's her turn to fix dinner!
/ Marsha: She's not here. She ain't coming back.
/ Margaret: What the heck are you talking about?
/ Marsha: [[looking lost]] I locked her in the bathroom because I was pissed at her, and she got so mad she decided... http://crfh.net/d/20030219.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 20, 2003 | Mike: Saay Margaret. Did you receive some letter from Dave lately?
/ Margaret: Dave? No, why?
/ Mike: Well, he said he sent you a letter, and since he's acting so strange, I thought...
/ Margaret: Wait a minute... you have seen him?
/ Mike: He came back some days ago. Uh... you didn't know? / Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20030220.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 21, 2003 | Roger: I don't see you getting ready to go to class.
/ Dave: Eeeh... no. I think I should better stay here. I have a lot to study.
/ Roger: Ah. Well, for a moment I thought you were staying to see if you could steal Margaret's letter as soon as it arrived. / Dave: [[guilty]] What? NO!
/ Roger: Nooo?... http://crfh.net/d/20030221.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave skulks around the mailroom]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] No one over here... / Dave: [[thinking]] And no one over th- / Dave and Mike: Weren't you supposed to be
/ Dave: in class?
/ Mike: upstairs? http://crfh.net/d/20030224.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, February 25, 2003 | [[Dave confronts Mike in the mailroom]]
/ Dave: What are you doing here, Mike?
/ Mike: Geez, Dave, I don't know. What does it look like?
/ Dave: Driving me crazy?
/ Mike: I have a broken leg. I can't drive anywhere. What are YOU doing here?
/ Dave: Trying to study.
/ Mike: Here, of all places... / Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20030225.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 26, 2003 | Mike: Okay, first I'll get rid of Roger. Roger, do my laundry!
/ Roger: I did that already!
/ Mike: Then clean my toilet!
/ Roger: Done.
/ Mike: Make my bed? Feed my caterpillars? Polish the remote?
/ Roger: Done done DONE!
/ Mike: Oh! In that case, I want you to get me a pumpkin. Largest pumpkin you... http://crfh.net/d/20030226.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 27, 2003 | [[The mailroom]]
/ Mike: Well, you HAVE to go away, Dave... remember? My only condition to release you from slavery was that.
/ Dave: Let's suppose I don't!
/ Mike: So if you break your part of the deal, you're automatically my slave again, and THEN I can order you to bring me a pumpkin!
/ Dave: You can't... http://crfh.net/d/20030227.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 28, 2003 | [[Mike dangles some keys]]
/ Mike: Well, it's time to get out that letter and READ it.
/ Dave: Uh??? You have a KEY?
/ Mike: It's Marsha's mailbox as well! DUH!
/ Dave: But... / [[Mike dangles a letter]]
/ Dave: Give it to me. It's intimate stuff.
/ Mike: But I gotta know if the nunnery story is true!... http://crfh.net/d/20030228.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 3, 2003 | [[The mailroom. Dave is carrying Mike's crutches. Mike is holding himself up on the mailboxes. Roger enters, carrying a rotten-looking pumpkin.]]
/ Roger: Um, it's a bit rotten, but after my exhaustive search through our closet it was the only one I could find.
/ Dave: [[snatching the letter from Mike]]... http://crfh.net/d/20030303.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, March 4, 2003 | Margaret: What's happening? I heard a scream.
/ Mike: I fell... and, we were... talking about puppies.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Yeah, about kicking puppies...
/ Margaret: Oh! Wait... / [[Margaret draws a pistol on Dave, who is wearing a Jack o'Lantern. Its eyes glow bluely.]]
/ Margaret: UNDEAD PUMPKINHEADED... http://crfh.net/d/20030304.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret has just shot Dave's pumpkin, exploding orange and brown gunk all over him.]]
/ Margaret: Hey! It's you? What were you doing inside that pumpkin?
/ Mike: Exit, stage right, Roger.
/ Roger: Shut up and move, you're in the way.
/ Margaret: Is this some kind of joke?
/ Margaret: Dave? / [[Dave... http://crfh.net/d/20030305.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, March 6, 2003 | [[Dave is taking a bath]]
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Hey, Dave.
/ Dave: Great. More invasion of privacy.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] I just wanted to say I found your notebooks.
/ Dave: Oh, thanks. / Roger: Are you OK?
/ Dave: No. Roger, why am I so stupid? Why do I always act like she cared?
/ Roger: Well, we... http://crfh.net/d/20030306.html |
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