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|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, February 1, 2003||[[Blue hugs Dave]] / Dave: [[thinking]] No! I'm not doing this again. I shouldn't get angry at her... it's not her fault if her family is full of bastards... / Dave: [[thinking]] It's not her fault if she's not Margaret, either. / Dave: Eeeh... well, I... I guess I owe you one, Blue. Thanks. / Mike:...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, February 2, 2003||Mike: We need to talk, Blue. / Blue: Aaaw Mike, talk about bad timing! He... / Mike: So that's what you did? You sold me to Mom so she'd let him go? / Blue: I didn't want to do it, Mike. But I just couldn't stand the thought... / Mike: I'm not saying I don't understand why you did it. But you should...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 3, 2003||Roger: [[in pajamas]] What was all that screaming about? / Dave: [[rubbing his eyes]] Nothing. I woke up and Blue was hugging me. She startled me. / Roger: Blue again? How come you're not packing and migrating South? / Dave: What for? / Roger: Because you know, it's BLUE. / Dave: So? / Roger: Dave is...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||Blue: So... I'm glad to see you're okay and all that, but I guess I'll be on my way.
/ Dave: Already? Why?
/ Blue: Uh, I don't know. Maybe it's better if I don't hang around a lot around here.
/ Blue: But I'll give you a call soon. Ok?
/ Dave: Ah. Okay. I'll be seeing you. / [[Dave stirs his coffee]]
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||[[The library]] / Diana: Hi! / Margaret: Oh! Hey. / Diana: How are you? I've never seen you studying here before! / Margaret: Yeah, I usually like studying at home. But lately it's just too unnerving... / Diana: Is Marsha still trying to kill April? / Margaret: No. But now it's like rooming with Lex...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||[[April is in the bathroom, trying to do something with her hair, which is blonde again]]
/ April: <<*sigh*>> / [[She walks into the door]]
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 7, 2003||[[April is in the bathroom]] / April: Marsha, I know you're there. Stop being an immature little girl and open the door. / Marsha: [[off-panel]] No. You're staying in the bathroom until you tell me everything I want to know. / Marsha: [[off-panel]] Unless you decide to scream your head off. / April: This...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Saturday, February 8, 2003||Dave: Roger, have you seen my notebooks? This place is just as messy as ever! / Roger: Nope. Maybe one of the girls borrowed them? / Dave: Aw. Well, can I borrow yours for the weekend? / Roger: It's strange you're not asking Margaret. / Dave: Well, I'd like to wait until she gets my letter before talking...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, February 9, 2003||Dave: [[drilling fingers into his own temples]] NOPANIC! Nopanicnopanic nopanicnopanic... / Roger: Maybe this is a stupid question, but WHY should you panic? You'd have to tell her sooner or later... / Dave: But not NOW! I'm not on good terms with her! And Chester likes to get inside her shirt. ...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 10, 2003||[[Marsha is keeping April locked in the bathroom]] / Marsha: You must think I'm STUPID. Mike lies to everybody, but I can always tell when he's hiding something. And this time he's not. So it's gotta be YOU. / Marsha: You KNEW perfectly well what I'd do when you told me Mike kissed you. / Marsha: [[off-panel]]...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, February 11, 2003||[[April climbs out the window, onto the ledge outside the bathroom. Her clothing consists entirely of a towel.]] / April: [[thinking]] I'm doing something VERY dangerous. / April: [[thinking]] Well, are you not gonna stop me? / April: [[thinking]] Show your face, c'mon. / April: [[thinking]] Bah. / [[She...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 12, 2003||[[April falls]]
/ April: <
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 13, 2003||[[Mike, wearing a bungee harness, has grabbed April. The background rushes past. April still wears only her towel]] / Mike: Uuuh. We're still alive. / April: AAAAAH! What happened??? / Mike: I was testing my bungee full-body harness, and I saw you were heading straight into Chester... / Mike: That...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||[[Dave is carrying a bundle of papers in his hands and a pencil in his mouth]] / Dave: [[thinking]] I'm just NEVER gonna catch up with everything! And how can I concentrate when... / [[April, wearing only a towel, pushes past him]] / Dave: [[gaping]] UH...! / April: Not a comment, don't stare, and get...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||Mike: Hey, I need to talk to you. / Dave: Now??? C'mon, man, I need to catch up... / Mike: Yes, now. Don't complain, you're gonna like it. / Dave: You're... scaring me... / Mike: Aaaaanyway, I was just gonna say you're released from your slave duties. For some days. / Dave: YESSS!!! / Mike: On one condition....|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||[[A golf course. Mike's Dad is on his cell phone.]] / Mike's Dad: HAZEL! / Mike's Mom: [[from the phone]] Whaaaaat. / Mike's Dad: Blue just called me! Is it true that you brainwashed her boyfriend? / Mike's Mom: [[from the phone]] Hahah! No. Not yet. / Mike's Dad: Then why did you tell her such a thing? / [[The...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 17, 2003||Roger: Why do I have to be your slave now? Dave is back! He's the one who owes you money! / Mike: Yes, but I can't trust him! How do you expect me to put all my shady business deals in his hands, when he's a brainwashed zombie spy? / Roger: He is NOT brainwashed, Mike! He's only avoiding Margaret because...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, February 18, 2003||[[Roger encounters April, who is carrying a suitcase]] / Roger: Hey, April, do you mind if I ask you a question? / April: YES. / Roger: Do you know if Margaret has received a letter lately? From Dave, maybe? / April: I don't KNOW. / Roger: Aaaw. / Roger: You're going somewhere, or you're compensating for...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 19, 2003||Margaret: [[holding a cereal box]]Marsha, have you seen April? It's her turn to fix dinner! / Marsha: She's not here. She ain't coming back. / Margaret: What the heck are you talking about? / Marsha: [[looking lost]] I locked her in the bathroom because I was pissed at her, and she got so mad she decided...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 20, 2003||Mike: Saay Margaret. Did you receive some letter from Dave lately? / Margaret: Dave? No, why? / Mike: Well, he said he sent you a letter, and since he's acting so strange, I thought... / Margaret: Wait a minute... you have seen him? / Mike: He came back some days ago. Uh... you didn't know? / Margaret:...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 21, 2003||Roger: I don't see you getting ready to go to class. / Dave: Eeeh... no. I think I should better stay here. I have a lot to study. / Roger: Ah. Well, for a moment I thought you were staying to see if you could steal Margaret's letter as soon as it arrived. / Dave: [[guilty]] What? NO! / Roger: Nooo?...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||[[Dave skulks around the mailroom]] / Dave: [[thinking]] No one over here... / Dave: [[thinking]] And no one over th- / Dave and Mike: Weren't you supposed to be / Dave: in class? / Mike: upstairs?|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, February 25, 2003||[[Dave confronts Mike in the mailroom]] / Dave: What are you doing here, Mike? / Mike: Geez, Dave, I don't know. What does it look like? / Dave: Driving me crazy? / Mike: I have a broken leg. I can't drive anywhere. What are YOU doing here? / Dave: Trying to study. / Mike: Here, of all places... / Roger:...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 26, 2003||Mike: Okay, first I'll get rid of Roger. Roger, do my laundry! / Roger: I did that already! / Mike: Then clean my toilet! / Roger: Done. / Mike: Make my bed? Feed my caterpillars? Polish the remote? / Roger: Done done DONE! / Mike: Oh! In that case, I want you to get me a pumpkin. Largest pumpkin you...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 27, 2003||[[The mailroom]] / Mike: Well, you HAVE to go away, Dave... remember? My only condition to release you from slavery was that. / Dave: Let's suppose I don't! / Mike: So if you break your part of the deal, you're automatically my slave again, and THEN I can order you to bring me a pumpkin! / Dave: You can't...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 28, 2003||[[Mike dangles some keys]] / Mike: Well, it's time to get out that letter and READ it. / Dave: Uh??? You have a KEY? / Mike: It's Marsha's mailbox as well! DUH! / Dave: But... / [[Mike dangles a letter]] / Dave: Give it to me. It's intimate stuff. / Mike: But I gotta know if the nunnery story is true!...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 3, 2003||[[The mailroom. Dave is carrying Mike's crutches. Mike is holding himself up on the mailboxes. Roger enters, carrying a rotten-looking pumpkin.]] / Roger: Um, it's a bit rotten, but after my exhaustive search through our closet it was the only one I could find. / Dave: [[snatching the letter from Mike]]...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, March 4, 2003||Margaret: What's happening? I heard a scream. / Mike: I fell... and, we were... talking about puppies. / Roger: [[off-panel]] Yeah, about kicking puppies... / Margaret: Oh! Wait... / [[Margaret draws a pistol on Dave, who is wearing a Jack o'Lantern. Its eyes glow bluely.]] / Margaret: UNDEAD PUMPKINHEADED...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives||[[Margaret has just shot Dave's pumpkin, exploding orange and brown gunk all over him.]] / Margaret: Hey! It's you? What were you doing inside that pumpkin? / Mike: Exit, stage right, Roger. / Roger: Shut up and move, you're in the way. / Margaret: Is this some kind of joke? / Margaret: Dave? / [[Dave...|
|College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, March 6, 2003||[[Dave is taking a bath]] / Roger: [[off-panel]] Hey, Dave. / Dave: Great. More invasion of privacy. / Roger: [[off-panel]] I just wanted to say I found your notebooks. / Dave: Oh, thanks. / Roger: Are you OK? / Dave: No. Roger, why am I so stupid? Why do I always act like she cared? / Roger: Well, we...|
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