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College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [Mike and Roger flee. Laser bolts sizzle over their heads, bursting into small fireballs where they strike the walls]] / Mike: Do you know what I'm gonna say to God when I die? I'm gonna say "Well, God, I TRIED, but you sent me to live with THESE PEOPLE!!!" / Roger: Well, don't bother writing it down...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Back in the apartment, Marsha gets a decent look at her new wings]] / <> / Marsha: ... / Marsha: Hhhgk. / Marsha: eeGGKGK... / [[Marsha shakes April awake]] / Marsha: Okay, that's IT!!! / April: Whi? / Marsha: You can punch me, you can betray me, you can try to steal my boyfriend... / Marsha:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, July 15, 2004 [[In the bathroom. April is closely examining Marsha's batwings]] / April: Well, I actually have seen something like this. It was a genetic thing. / Marsha: Like... a mutation? I'm a mutant now? / April: I don't know. But they are real. And you seem to have some... dead skin hanging from your back. / Marsha:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, July 16, 2004 [[Back on Dundun Island, a guard calls into Control]] / Guard: Houston, we have a problem! / Operator: [[through radio]] I'm not Houston. He... / Guard: I don't CARE! The MONKEY is out of the bag! / Operator: [[through radio]] Uh? / Guard: XD-00 is on the LOOSE! / [[View from inside the control room. ...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, July 19, 2004 [[Roger, still in werecoyote form, and Mike brake rapidly to avoid colliding with the closed containment gate D-1]] / <> / Mike: DAMN, we didn't make it! We'll just have to / [[Roger bodily picks Mike up and eyes the distance to the top of the containment gate]] / Mike: turn around / [[Roger...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, July 20, 2004 [[The pink-haired mermaid is in the same tank as the sharks. She hugs a shark and grins evilly]] / [[Releasing the shark, she lets rip with a song. A high-volume, high-pitched burst of white noise issues from her throat]] / [[At the dinner table, Damascus raises an eyebrow as the glasses shatter...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Mike and Roger are over Containment Gate D-1, and into the greenhouse]] / Mike: OWOWOW! UGH, I think I twisted my ankle... / Roger: I bet you'd rather be on the other side with the monkey and having your BRAIN twisted... / Mike: Man, you could have WARNED me! Maybe I would have landed better! / Roger:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, July 22, 2004 [[A pleasure yacht is anchored to Dundun Island]] / Dave: [[aboard]] This better not be some sort of trap. I mean, I routinely set people's hair on fire for revenge. So... / Thadeus: [[aboard]] Young man, I'm the butler of Green Manor. I have a whole different scale of terror and anguish. / Dave: [[aboard]]...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, July 23, 2004 [[In the greenhouse, Mike tries to rouse Roger, who has reverted to human form, while a maddened, cybernetic gorilla tries to gain entry by the simple expedient of blowing apart the door]] / Mike: Roger! Hey, Roger! / Mike: Dammit, what gives??? You're still alive, so GET UP! Come on! / Mike: You can...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, July 26, 2004 [[The Centaur Filly carries the unconscious Roger. She and the Centaur Colt follow Mike, who tries to use his ID card on the elevator]] / Mike: Dammit, my card doesn't work anymore! / Centaur Colt: It's a punishment for stealing it from the gods. / Mike: I didn't steal it, I found it! Of course I had...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, July 27, 2004 [[XD-00, the mutant cybernetically enhanced gorilla, sniffs the banana tossed to it by Mike]] / Centaur Colt: [[off-panel]] Oh good, he's eating the banana! / <> / Mike: [[off-panel]] YAY! Now he will feel SO full maybe he won't eat us. / Centaur Filly: Yay for fullness! / Centaur Colt: Unlikely....
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, July 28, 2004 [[A guard surveys the panic enfolding Dundun Island complex. The ocean streams in through the cracked glass walls, mermaids tackle genteel drinks-party guests, sharks freely mingle, guests scream]] / Guard: CHAOS! Mayhem! Hair-splitting DISASTER! / Guard: It's all flooded and the mermaids have gone...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, July 29, 2004 [[Damascus is carrying Hazel, no doubt to avoid her despoiling her dress with the enflooding seawater]] / Damascus: We made it to the door. It's the advantage of having secret passages. It's a shame we couldn't finish our dinner. / Hazel: Well, the fish was a bit TOO fresh for my taste, Vernon. / Damascus:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, July 30, 2004 [[Damascus continues to carry Hazel away from the rampaging drug-crazed XD-00. A fight breaks out behind them]] / Guard: [[off-panel]] We got it, sir! / Hazel: Is that one of your experimental weapons? / Guard: [[off-panel]] AIIEEE!!! / <> / Damascus: Yes, it is. / Hazel: It needs a haircut and a week...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, August 2, 2004 [[Damascus tosses the fish over his shoulder as the fight restarts behind him]] / A Guard: [[off-panel]] Wait, he's still not down! / Damascus: Aw, I guess I'll just get you a new engagement ring. If you still want to marry me now that you think I'm a complete moron. / <> / Another Guard: [[off-panel]]...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, August 3, 2004 [[Roger, in werecoyote form, and Mike walk along the railings of the Green yacht]] / Mike: I hope Dave's okay. Now let's hurry before Mom or anyone else sees us. / Roger: Hey, Mike... look. / Mike: What? / Roger: On the beach... / [[On the beach, a mermaid hugs the Centaur Colt around the neck. He waves...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, August 4, 2004 [[Back in the apartment, April and Marsha have failed to solve the batwing crisis]] / April: Okay... okay, so we'll think of something. But it's late, and we have classes tomorrow... / Marsha: CLASSES??? I'm not going out looking like this! EVER! / April: You'll have to put some clothes on, of course... / Marsha:...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, August 5, 2004 [[In a secret hold aboard the Green yacht, Mike, Roger and Dave sleep cuddled to the dracopuppy]]
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 6, 2004 [[Damascus muses as he peers out the window at a jellyfish]] / Damascus: How is the Green kid doing? / Brazil: [[off-panel, mechanical voice]] Up and *bzzz* feeling happy. / Damascus: Happy is good. Careful with the dose, tho. I'll have a little chat with him, and then I'll give him a ride home in one...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives {{Author's note: Small note about this storyline: As you probably noticed, the Dun-dun Island saga has finished. We still have to deal with the aftermath of it, but for this week, though, we're having a small intermission of events out of the normal continuity. This storyline, Elastic, is canon, but...
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, August 10, 2004 [[Dave walks down the corridor. Mike saunters after him, whistling nonchalantly. Dave, carrying a book labeled "BOOK", catches sight of Mike from the corner of his eye]] / [[Dave turns to Mike]] / Dave: Stay AWAY from me, Mike! I KNOW what you're thinking! / Mike: [[the picture of innocence]] Uh? ...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, August 11, 2004 [[Dave is trying to study; Mike stands nonchalantly nearby]] / Dave: Didn't I tell you... to stay away from me? / <<*twitch*>> / Mike: Your logic amazes me, Captain Krako. I *LIVE* HERE! And it's a really small apartment! / Mike: [[shrugging]] Besides, I'm doing nothing! / Dave: Oookaaaaaay. I'll speak...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, August 12, 2004 [[The girls are at the grocery store]] / Marsha: Psst, April! Margaret's in the other aisle, let's discuss the plan to make her get a bad grade! / April: You're STILL on it? If you really want to die, why don't you eat some of your own cooking for a change? / Marsha: And if you're so clever, why don't...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, August 13, 2004 [[Dave is in the library, studying]] / [[Something in the book "Calculus for Nightmares" alarms him. It also attracts the notice of the passing Mrs. Cerberus]] / Dave: <> / Mrs. Cerberus: <> / [[Dave leaves the library, rubbing his stinging rear. Mrs. Cerberus glares at him as she wields...
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Sunday, August 15, 2004 [[Dave and Roger leave the classroom. Dave breaks his pencil in his fingers]] / Dave: I don't WANT to talk about it, man! I got KILLED! Eliminated! Obliterated into nothingness! / Roger: [[rubbing his backside]] Yeah, and I couldn't concentrate with Mike poking me with a sharp stick... / Dave: We're......
 
College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, August 16, 2004 [[Dover berates his class. The board reads "Newton would've killed himself"]] / Dover: Honestly people, I am SO disappointed! You did so bad in the test, I'm gonna burn your textbooks in a huge bonfire and dance naked around it! / Dover: I'm also asking the Dean that you all get sent back to kindergarten...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Margaret sleeps on a bed of soft moss in a cave]] / <> / [[Margaret, hiding behind a rock, views a rabbit from six inches away]] / <> / [[Margaret sets a cunning trap from a tree and a vine]] / [[Margaret, crafting spears with a flint hand-axe, blows dust from the new spear's tip]] / <> / [[Margaret...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Flashback... or dream?]] / Hazel: Well, Dave. Are you going to take your medicine like a good boy? Sorry, only GREEN pills here... / Jay: Why ask? Give me five minutes with him and that pill will go inside one way... or the other. / Hazel: Gratuitous violence, Jay... tsk tsk. Besides, doesn't he look...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives [[Dave, Mike and Roger are in the one bed]] / Dave: Where are we? I don't know this place! / Mike: We're in my house. / Dave: WHAT? So it wasn't a nightmare! The Dragon captured us! / Mike: Naw, we just sneaked in here. Mom's too busy to notice us. / Dave: The MADNESS! Why did we come here? / Mike: Well,...
College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 08.23.2004 Dave: *sigh* Okay, I'll just get bac to sleep. Hopefully I won't dream of your mother and her green pills. / Mike: WHI? Did you say... GREEN PILLS??? / [[Mike wrestles Dave on the bed, while Roger tries to get out from underneath them]] / Dave: OOOW! Careful there! Wait, Mike? What the HELL are...
 

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