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| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Satan, in Joe's body, is cutting Dave's hand with a knife]]
/ Dave: AAAHH! GNNNnn
/ Satan: For Dante's sake, don't be such a crybaby.
/ Satan: I just need a little bit of blood, that's all. / [[Chester is licking a bloody paw]]
/ Dave: You... hhn, cowardly BASTARD... *sob* you didn't have to hurt him.... http://crfh.net/d/20050324.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Satan places his vessle's hand into a blue-and-purple flame, coming from a bloody bowl]]
/ Satan: [[off-panel]] Ah. Not bad at all.
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] UUGH! What are you doing???
/ Satan: [[off-panel]] Feels funny, huh? Soul cage. I'm going to take your souls and put them together again. Then... http://crfh.net/d/20050325.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is on the floor, still blindfolded. There's a blinding light in the room and great gusts of wind]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] ... / [[Dave, kneeling, pulls off the blindfold]]
/ Dave: GNNNNFF! / [[The light subsides. Smoke rises from everything]]
/ Dave: Huh? Hhhh..... what... what was THAT???
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20050326.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave finishes untying himself. Joe is lying on the ground, his arm flung over his eyes. Smoke continues to drift]]
/ Joe: *cough* Hey, what happened? / [[Dave picks up Chester]]
/ Joe: [[off-panel]] It's too dark in here. I can't see a thing.
/ Joe: [[off-panel]] Hello? Anybody? / [[Dave carries... http://crfh.net/d/20050327.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave bumps into Mike outside Joe's house. Smoke continues to drift around Dave]]
/ Mike: Geez. Would you believe that April??? First she goes and has sex with Diana, then she makes ME pay for it. And instead of being grateful, she tries to hit on me again! What do I have... Uh, wait. What's with... http://crfh.net/d/20050329.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Diana, dressed in red, carrying a lash, meets Mike. They're outside in front of a store]]
/ Diana: Hold it right there, Mike.
/ Mike: Sure. Where there's a whip there's a woohoo, ma'am.
/ Diana: I am SERIOUS. Where is Roger?
/ Mike: Well, we could have a useful information exchange.
/ Mike: Or you could... http://crfh.net/d/20050330.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[April is talking with Mike]]
/ Mike: April, why the HELL are you following me?
/ April: Ami following you? We live in the same apartment building.
/ Mike: First, I'm not heading there. Second, I *invented* that excuse.
/ April: Maybe you did invent it! But did you patent it? I don't think so! / Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20050331.html |
| College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!! | {{This is an April Fools comic. The comic title reads "College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!!"}} / [[Rose (female Roger) and Michelle (female Mike) are in their apartment. Rose is wearing a T-shirt that says "ZOMBIE PONY".]]
/ Rose: [[arms crossed]] And THERE is that look on your face again.
/ Michelle:... http://crfh.net/d/20050401.html |
| College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!! | {{This is an April Fools comic. The comic title reads "College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!!"}} / [[Rose (female Roger) and Michelle (female Mike) are in their apartment. Rose is wearing a T-shirt that says "ZOMBIE PONY".]]
/ Rose: [[arms crossed]] And THERE is that look on your face again.
/ Michelle:... http://crfh.net/d/20050401.html |
| College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!! | {{This is an April Fools comic. The comic title reads "College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!!"}} / [[Rose (female Roger) and Michelle (female Mike) are in their apartment. Rose is wearing a T-shirt that says "ZOMBIE PONY".]]
/ Rose: [[arms crossed]] And THERE is that look on your face again.
/ Michelle:... http://crfh.net/d/20050401.html |
| College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!! | {{This is an April Fools comic. The comic title reads "College Roomies from a Parallel Universe!!!"}} / [[Rose (female Roger) and Michelle (female Mike) are in their apartment. Rose is wearing a T-shirt that says "ZOMBIE PONY".]]
/ Rose: [[arms crossed]] And THERE is that look on your face again.
/ Michelle:... http://crfh.net/d/20050401.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and April are talking, on a park bench]]
/ Mike: All right, I understand a lot of things now. I never really meant to hurt you, you know.
/ April: I know that, Mike. But you have this tendency to ignore other people's feelings...
/ Mike: But what can I do?
/ April: You're not obligated to do anything.... http://crfh.net/d/20050404.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave is in the bathroom, taking off his bandages]] / [[Dave notices that there are no wounds underneath the bandages]] / [[Dave has dressed and has admitted a disgruntled Mike]]
/ Mike: Where were you? It's gettin late, man! We still have to drive to the woods, and we don't want to be there when... http://crfh.net/d/20050405.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave turns to go]]
/ Mike: HEY! Where do you think you're going?
/ Dave: I told you. I'm healed of all my wounds, so I'm dressing like...
/ Mike: Stop it! What the HELL are you talking about, man???
/ Dave: Don't say "Hell."
/ Mike: You're not making any sense at all! Explain it or else! / Dave: Well,... http://crfh.net/d/20050406.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | Mike: All right, I believe you. Still, you SHOULD be happy, no? And why are you surprised? I thought you believed in God...
/ Dave: Well yeah, I do! So what? I didn't think he was, you know, PAYING ATTENTION!
/ Mike: And now you want to be good? Isn't that kind of hypocriticotical?
/ Dave: Well, I... http://crfh.net/d/20050407.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and Dave are riding in the car. Mike is driving]]
/ Dave: I'm not liking this vibe I'm getting from you. Are you okay? Or are you going to start talking to inanimate objects again?
/ Mike: Man, if you're not alarmed by the quality and quantity of terrifying things that have happened to us lately,... http://crfh.net/d/20050408.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Roger (as werecoyote) and Margaret in a cave]]
/ Margaret: Well... now that you know... are you gonna tell Dave?
/ Roger: Not going to see him again, so you can tell him yourself.
/ Margaret: So you're serious? You're going to stay here?
/ Roger: Hey, just because *you* changed your mind...
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20050411.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Roger (as werecoyote) is with Margaret, in a cave]]
/ Roger: OF COURSE I'm not going to be happy, what kind of stupid question is that???
/ Margaret: Ugh. So wait until you can't turn back.
/ Roger: You don't know how it is. I'm just TIRED of fighting it. I'm just tired of being afraid of myself!
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20050412.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave and Mike are searching the woods]]
/ Dave: Well, yeah. Chester probably is a good dog detector. But really, don't you think he's got enough emotions for a day? Sheesh.
/ Mike: Everybody talks about their day. Well, mine has'nt been a stroll in the park either.
/ Dave: Yes it was! It was EXACTLY... http://crfh.net/d/20050413.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and Dave have encountered Roger (in werecoyote form) carrying the limp form of Margaret. Roger has traces of blood around his muzzle]]
/ Dave: Margaret??? WHAT...?
/ Mike: WAIT a minute, Dave... Roger, what happened here? Why is she bleeding?
/ Roger: She's not bleeding. At least, not anymore.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20050415.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave's eyes are glowing]]
/ Mike: Dave, DON'T.
/ Dave: Stay OUT of the way, Mike.
/ Mike: Wait. Look, Dave, I know I can't stop you. And I know how you feel, but...
/ Dave: No you don't. You have NO IDEA.
/ Dave: Pray that you never do. / [[Dave fires his laser-vision at Roger]]
/ << ZAP >>
/ [[Dave is... http://crfh.net/d/20050418.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Diana places herself between Mike and Dave on one side, and Roger (in werecoyote form), who's carrying the limp body of Margaret]]
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] I don't believe this... Get of the way, Diana!
/ Diana: No! I don't care what he did, don't you touch him or I'm going to unscrew your colon with THIS!
/ Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20050419.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike, Dave, Diana, Roger (as werecoyote) and an unconscious Margaret are all in the woods]]
/ Dave: You're gonna pay for this. Why did you tell me you killed her?
/ Roger: I actually never told you I...
/ Mike: The inanity! It burns!
/ Dave: Shut UP, Mike. Roger, get your dirty paws off her. We need... http://crfh.net/d/20050420.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret's awake in a hospital bed. She smiles down at Dave, who is asleep by her side]]
/ Dave: ZzzzZzzz / [[Dave wakes up]]
/ Dave: WHAT-? Uh, sorry. I fell asleep. Was I making you uncomfortable?
/ Margaret: Nah. I'm very glad to see you're fine.
/ Dave: Me? Of course I'm fine, why wouldn't I... http://crfh.net/d/20050421.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret lies in a hospital bed. Dave is by her side]]
/ Dave: You gave me a pretty big scare. Why did you run away like that?
/ Margaret: *sigh* I just wanted to be free. I just wanted Satan to leave you guys alone.
/ Dave: He's not gonna leave us alone, Margaret. Look at all the stuff that happened... http://crfh.net/d/20050422.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | {{The previous day's conversation is continued}}
/ [[Margaret is in a hospital bed. Dave is by her side.]]
/ Dave: *SIIIGH* / Dave: Well then, I guess I'd say... I'd say:
/ Dave: "No, I'm sorry, Margaret. But if you ever want my love back, you, um..."
/ Dave: "You will have to EARN it." And then I'd... http://crfh.net/d/20050425.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Roger (in human form again, finally) and Mike are on the couch. Mike is eating a bucket of chicken]]
/ Roger: So... how's Margaret?
/ Mike: Doing fine. but why don't you go to the hospital and see for yourself?
/ Roger: No, thank you. If I pop my head around there Dave is gonna bite it off.
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20050426.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave sits at a table talking to Chester]]
/ Dave: I am very sorry to tell you this, Chester, I know it's gonna break your heart...
/ Dave: But your shirt-diving days are over. / Dave: See, I finally told Margaret about our soul link.
/ Dave: Let's just say she was... less than pleased. / [[We see Dave... http://crfh.net/d/20050502.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and Dave are talking at the table. Dave is holding Chester, while Mike is drinking a soda. Dave has a black eye.]]
/ Mike: Honestly, man, I don't know why you even take Margaret's crap. I mean, it's not like you're gonna get something out of it...
/ Dave: She... didn't hit me. I told you, I ran... http://crfh.net/d/20050503.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and Dave are talking at the table. Dave is holding Chester, while Mike is drinking a soda. Dave has a black eye.]]
/ Mike: Honestly, man, I don't know why you even take Margaret's crap. I mean, it's not like you're gonna get something out of it...
/ Dave: She... didn't hit me. I told you, I ran... http://crfh.net/d/20050503.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and Dave are talking at the table. Dave is holding Chester, while Mike is drinking a soda. Dave has a black eye.]]
/ Mike: Honestly, man, I don't know why you even take Margaret's crap. I mean, it's not like you're gonna get something out of it...
/ Dave: She... didn't hit me. I told you, I ran... http://crfh.net/d/20050503.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and Dave are talking at the table. Dave is holding Chester, while Mike is drinking a soda. Dave has a black eye.]]
/ Mike: Honestly, man, I don't know why you even take Margaret's crap. I mean, it's not like you're gonna get something out of it...
/ Dave: She... didn't hit me. I told you, I ran... http://crfh.net/d/20050503.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and Dave are talking at the table. Dave is holding Chester, while Mike is drinking a soda. Dave has a black eye.]]
/ Mike: Honestly, man, I don't know why you even take Margaret's crap. I mean, it's not like you're gonna get something out of it...
/ Dave: She... didn't hit me. I told you, I ran... http://crfh.net/d/20050503.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike and Dave are talking. Chester is on Dave's shoulder. Dave has a black eye]]
/ Mike: So I guess if you REALLY are over Margaret, you're gonna obsess over Blue now.
/ Dave: Not really. Women confuse the hell outta me and my life it's too complicated right now. I'm through with love.
/ Mike: For... http://crfh.net/d/20050504.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Marsha and Margaret are talking. Margaret is wearing a shirt that says "FRAG YOU", and is packing a bag]]
/ Marsha: You ready? It's almost time.
/ Margaret: Wait, I still have to give you your grenades.
/ Marsha: Grenades??? What do I want grenades for?
/ Margaret: What else? So you can fly over the... http://crfh.net/d/20050505.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike, Dave and Roger are sitting at a table. In that order.]]
/ Mike: Okay, everybody's here already. I bet you're all wondering what this meeting is about. So...
/ Dave: [[pointing at Roger]] Before we start, could someone switch places with me? I don't want to be sitting next to HIM.
/ Roger: Well,... http://crfh.net/d/20050506.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The whole gang is together]]
/ Mike: *Ahem* So, can we start with our NOES meeting?
/ Someone: [[off-panel]] What kind of a STUPID name is THAT?
/ Mike: "Nobody's Organization for the Eradication of Satan." / Mike: [[off-panel]] Now, I know "Mike's Organization" sounds a lot cooler, but SOMEONE opposed.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20050509.html |
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