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| College Roomies from Hell!!! - September 23, 2005 | [[In the guys' apartment. Both of Dave's wrists are bandaged]]
/ Mike: What's with the bandages?
/ Dave: Oh, nothing. The Universe, emphasizing once more just how much it hates me.
/ Mike: I swear to Cthulhu, Dave, you're a walking and babbling accident. What happened to you this time? / Dave: Well,... http://crfh.net/d/20050923.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - September 26, 2005 | [[Marsha and Margaret are outside the guys' apartment.]]
/ Margaret: This is COMPLETELY useless.
/ Marsha: Silence, woman! Mike? Hey Mike, is Dave home? Margaret wants to have a little chat with him! / [[Inside the apartment.]]
/ Dave: Hell no. Don't open that door, Mike. I don't want to talk to her,... http://crfh.net/d/20050926.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - September 27, 2005 | [[Mike has let Marsha and Margaret in]]
/ Marsha: DON'T lie, Mike. Where is Dave?
/ Mike: He's not here. Haven't seen him in a while.
/ Marsha: Define "here" and "a while."
/ Mike: This cubic meter. Ten seconds.
/ Margaret: Look, if he doesn't want to see me...
/ Marsha: Hold it there. So, WHERE is he?
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20050927.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - September 28, 2005 | [[Guys' apartment, inside the closet.]]
/ Dave: So you don't know what you're doing here. Is there SOMETHING you know?
/ Margaret: Look. I wanted to say I'm sorry. That's all.
/ Dave: For WHAT?
/ Margaret: I don't know! I don't know why you ALWAYS get mad at me!
/ Roger: He just takes things too seriously,... http://crfh.net/d/20050928.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - September 29, 2005 | [[Inside the closet.]]
/ Dave: Ugh. Okay, I'm sorry I yelled at you. Please don't cry.
/ Margaret: *sniff* Don't worry. It's just... this has not been a good day.
/ Dave: Uh? Why? What happened?
/ Margaret: Oh, I saw Roger's sister on the hall. And I realized... I haven't apologized. And I have to... / Roger:... http://crfh.net/d/20050929.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - October 3, 2005 | [[Outside the closet. Mike carries Marsha]]
/ Mike: Well, everybody's in the closet. Up for a game while we wait for Lily?
/ Marsha: Game? Heheh. Isn't your pirate hat in the wash, dear?
/ Mike: Bah. I still have my SWORD.
/ Marsha: Arrrr. Pillage and plunder away, matey! / Mike: Yeah, I'm the deadliest... http://crfh.net/d/20051003.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - October 4, 2005 | [[Inside the closet]]
/ Dave: I DEMAND to know what's that you're talking about.
/ Margaret: Don't you DARE, Roger. You'll regret it.
/ Roger: Fine. We'll BOTH keep our mouth shut. See? Everybody happy!
/ Waldo: I'm not happy.
/ Steve: Me neither. / Dave: You guys don't count.
/ Waldo: Aaaw...
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20051004.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - October 5, 2005 | [[Inside the closet.]]
/ Dave: I can't believe it.
/ Roger: LIES! Lying LIAR! She loves you, that's why she's LYING!
/ Margaret: Nope.
/ Dave: I do NOT BELIEVE THIS!!!
/ Roger: You shouldn't, because she's a LIAR! / [[Dave's eyes begin to glow, an eerie blue light in the blackness of the closet]]
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20051005.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - October 6, 2005 | [[Outside the closet, Mike helps Marsha to her feet]]
/ Marsha: Jesus! Mike, what gives???
/ Mike: SHHHH! Marsha, my Mom is outside!
/ Marsha: So what? Open the door!
/ Mike: Are you CRAZY? I don't want her to see my place, me, and even less YOU! / Marsha: Mike, this is ridiculous! We just got engaged.... http://crfh.net/d/20051006.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Hallway, outside the guys' apartment. Hazel Green stands at the door. April approaches]]
/ Hazel: Excuse me, do you know Michael Green?
/ April: Sure, I live next door.
/ Hazel: Do you know if he's home? I heard some noise inside, but nobody's opening the door...
/ April: Maybe he didn't hear you. ... http://crfh.net/d/20051007.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - October 10, 2005 | [[Inside the closet.]]
/ Dave: Oof! Wait! You guys are CRUSHING me!
/ Marsha: If Margaret and Dave solved their issues, they could get out...
/ Margaret: Dave AND Roger hate me now, Marsha. THANK YOU so very much.
/ Roger: Yes I hate your LYING teeth. And the rest of you too.
/ Steve: The rest of her... http://crfh.net/d/20051010.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - October 11, 2005 | [[Inside the closet.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20051011.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - October 12, 2005 | [[Outside the closet. The closet door has burst off its hinges, and everyone is in a monkey-pile on the floor. Hazel stands, looking down at the pile. Diana has just walked in.]]
/ Diana: What kind of FILTHY DEPRAVATION is THIS???
/ Roger: Diana, babe! It's NOT what it looks like!
/ Diana: More importantly,... http://crfh.net/d/20051012.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - October 13, 2005 | [[The human debris has been tidied away]]
/ Mike: Before you drag me to the Maximum Fun Chamber, Ma, I want to say we were not doing anything in there. We were just hiding to play a prank on someone...
/ Hazel: Very well, Michael. I don't care what you do if you're only having fun. It's when you take... http://crfh.net/d/20051013.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - October 14, 2005 | Mike: Geez, Ma. There was no need to come all the way here to tell me this, you know.
/ Hazel: I'm your mother, Michael. I just wanted to see if you were okay.
/ Mike: No need to worry, Ma. I'm always okay, unless I'm dead.
/ [[Hazel's cell phone rings]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20051014.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike stares, stunned, into the middle distance. Hazel leaves]] / [[Mike continues to stare, stunned]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20051017.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - October 18, 2005 | [[Mike is on the phone, gathering his bungee gear.]]
/ Mike: Roger! Roger, get Marsha!
/ Roger: [[through phone]] She's changing.
/ Mike: ACK! Okay, man, I need you to go out RIGHT now and distract my mother! I don't care how!
/ Roger: [[through phone]] Me??? I'd laugh if I wasn't so pissed. / Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20051018.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave buries his head in the bed]]
/ Margaret: I don't understand you at ALL! You said you were over me! What are you so angry about? Besides, it all happened so fast...
/ Dave: I don't want to hear this! I don't want to hear ANYTHING! And even less from YOU!
/ Margaret: Well, it was YOU who asked!... http://crfh.net/d/20051019.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 24/10/05 | [[Margaret presents Dave with a sandwich]]
/ Margaret: Here's your stupid sandwich.
/ Dave: Hey, there's no need to be rude. What, no fries on the side?
/ Margaret: No, but how about I stick a whole potato down your throat?
/ Dave: I swear, I don't even know what the Hell I saw in you. / Margaret: When... http://crfh.net/d/20051024.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives 25/10/05 | Margaret: Really, I don't know what the big deal is. You and Blue are schtoinking, so what? I do whatever I want, so get off my face.
/ Margaret: Besides, I just offered you some, and you declined! So...
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20051025.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - October 31, 2005 | [[Outside the apartment. Mike (wearing bungee gear) is holding himself, upside down, on a pole. A cop calls from beneath him]]
/ Earl: [[off-panel]] Hey, kid, get down here! I'm gonna give you a ticket!
/ Mike: The HELL??? Why?
/ Earl: [[off-panel]] Illegal parking!
/ Mike: I don't have a vehicle.
/ Earl:... http://crfh.net/d/20051031.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - November 1, 2005 | [[Mike knocks on the window of a limo parked outside his apartment]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20051101.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - November 2, 2005 | Tyler: Look, Mike, don't give me an excuse to kick your ass. Mom is here to see you. She's not here, so how so I know you're not trying to steal the van to escape from her? So BEAT IT.
/ Mike: [[backing away]] Pssch! All right, Ty, I believe you! I'll back off... There's no NEED to get VIOLENT! / Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20051102.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - November 3, 2005 | [[Mike has opened the door to the Green limo and is looking in.]]
/ Mike: All right, this is IT!
/ Mike: Unhand my girlfriend, you villains, or I'll bitch-slap you with my mighty... wait... / [[Two of Hazel's thugs are in the back seat playing Halo. There are zero females in sight.]]
/ Thug #1: Sheesh,... http://crfh.net/d/20051103.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - November 4, 2005 | [[In Margaret's bedroom]]
/ Dave: In the end, I keep wondering if we have ever been friends at all. You never accept any help, you never tell me what troubles you, and you ALWAYS lie to me.
/ Margaret: Dave? Don't get me started.
/ Dave: Oh, PLEASE.
/ Margaret: You're a huge hypocrite. You get angry because... http://crfh.net/d/20051104.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - November 7, 2005 | Margaret: Yeah, I do love you. Happy now?
/ Dave: Happy. You think I'm happy.
/ Margaret: Well, isn't that what you wanted? I'm telling the truth. I'm talking about my stupid feelings. There.
/ Dave: Hhh...hhh. Hhhhh...hhhh...
/ Margaret: Stop hyperventalating, Dave. Dammit. / Dave: hhh....
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20051107.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - November 8, 2005 | [[Inside her apartment, Marsha talks to Lanolin]]
/ Marsha: Well, I have no idea why Mike wants me to keep you here, but I guess it's a good thing we don't have rugs.
/ Marsha: I wonder what you guys eat?
/ Marsha: I don't have any grass. How about carrots? Lettuce? / [[Marsha gives Lanolin the manga-eyes.]]
/ Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20051108.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - November 9, 2005 | [[Outside the apartments. Tyler has beaten Mike a few times, and is preparing to continue]]
/ Mike: You know Ty, you really should stop beating me.
/ Tyler: Gimme a GOOD reason.
/ Mike: Let's see... uh... yeah, purple sheep about to fall on you?
/ Tyler: Gods, you're not even trying anymore, huh, Mike? / [[Lanolin... http://crfh.net/d/20051109.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - November 10, 2005 | [[The apartment building stairs. April is sitting on the steps, crying.]]
/ Mike: So, THERE you are. Are you okay? Physically, at least.
/ April: Y-yeah. What... what happened to you?
/ Mike: What do YOU think, April? Really. Take a wild guess.
/ April: I... got you beaten up again?
/ Mike: Wow, hole... http://crfh.net/d/20051110.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - November 11, 2005 | [[The apartment building stairs. April and Mike are sitting on the steps, April weeps. Mike bleeds]]
/ April: I told her... them, I told them I lied. But they didn't believe me.
/ Mike: Figures. But I still don't understand why you did that.
/ April: I don't know, Mike. Honestly. I have no idea.
/ Mike:... http://crfh.net/d/20051111.html |
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