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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 31, 2007 | [[On the beach. Dave and Margaret continue their talk]]
/ Dave: Let's suppose for a moment that I do *snirfl*
/ Dave: What the Hell good would do me to acknowledge it?
/ Margaret: Well. If you know you do, at least you can make a choice?
/ Dave: I already MADE a choice. And YOU said you didn't want a... http://crfh.net/d/20070131.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 2, 2007 | [[A quiet room, away from the party]]
/ Mike: Close the door behind you, April.
/ April: [[grinning lasciviously]] As you wiiiish.
/ Mike: And wipe that goddamn smug smile off your face. I feel guilty enough already.
/ April: Guilty, you??? Psssch.
/ Mike: Do you think this makes me happy? Do I LOOK happy... http://crfh.net/d/20070202.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 5, 2007 | [[On the beach]]
/ Margaret: That was a good-bye, kiss, wasn't it?
/ Dave: It... sure felt like one.
/ Margaret: You should go back to the party. Blue's gonna think I buried you upside-down in the sand, or something.
/ Dave: You're probably right. What about you?
/ Margaret: I think I'll stay for a little... http://crfh.net/d/20070205.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 7, 2007 | [[A quiet room away from the party. April clings to Mike as they come up for air]]
/ April: W... wow. That, that was...
/ Mike: Shh.
/ Mike: April. / Mike: Do you love me? / April: Yes / [[A forked tongue flicks across Mike's lips]]
/ Mike: [[in Satan's voice]] GOOD. http://crfh.net/d/20070207.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 9, 2007 | [[Back in the party. Mike's Dad is on the phone]]
/ Tyler: [[through the phone]] Harry, what the HELL???
/ Harry: Let me guess. Mike somehow played you and he ran away.
/ Tyler: [[through the phone]] Mike never got here! Who is the redheaded guy, and can we kill him?
/ Harry: Redhead??? Huh. Nah, let... http://crfh.net/d/20070209.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 12, 2007 | [[Dave surveys the party]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Where is Blue? I can't see her anywhere!
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I hope she wasn't so upset she just left the party and went to her room.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Also, because I'm starving and if I start eating without her I'll look like an ass.
/ Harry: [[off-panel]]... http://crfh.net/d/20070212.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 14, 2007 | {{Better Safe for Work than sorry, folks.}}
/ [[A quiet room away from the party. Mike and April are alone here. The lighting is subdued, clothing has been loosened; Mike stands close behind April. Very very close indeed]]
/ Mike: [[perspiring]] < http://crfh.net/d/20070214.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 16, 2007 | [[April readjusts her clothing. Mike, putting his jacket back on, stares hopelessly at April]]
/ April: What's the matter? Uh, wasn't it...? I mean.
/ April: Oh God. Mike? Don't look at me like that...
/ April: Mike!
/ April: WAIT! / [[April is left alone, her clothing in disarray]]
/ April: I... I... http://crfh.net/d/20070216.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 19, 2007 | [[In a corridor away from the party, Mike's Dad follows Dave]]
/ Harry: Well, we're... wait. Kid, did you go out or something?
/ Dave: Uh, yeah. I still have sand all over the suit, don't I?
/ Harry: Nuh, you got... Look, just stand still for a moment... / [[Dave clutches at the stinging on the back... http://crfh.net/d/20070219.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 21, 2007 | [[Back at the party, Roger has fingernail-slap marks on his cheek]]
/ Roger: So yeah, Mike's an ass. He didn't bother pointing out that fire was painful, and I had to attempt to snatch the dress off my girlfriend without a distraction.
/ Samuel L. Jackson: Yeah, I know what you mean. That's too bad,... http://crfh.net/d/20070221.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 23, 2007 | [[Mike is on the beach]]
/ Mike: Hhhffwhathfff what
/ Mike: WHAT the hell happened? What did I DO??? Why?
/ Mike: I'm gonna... ugh. This is not happening. Am I going crazy again? Is that it? / Satan: Relax, Mike. You're killing the afterglow.
/ Mike: !!!
/ [[Satan offers him a pack of cigarettes]]
/ Satan:... http://crfh.net/d/20070223.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 26, 2007 | [[Darkness]]
/ Mike: Oh. NO. NO you DIDN'T.
/ Satan: Didn't I? Heh.
/ Mike: Absolutely not. Just... NO.
/ Satan: Oh, I don't have a problem with that. I don't require you to believe anything. I'm cool that way.
/ Mike: This was not supposed to happen. Not like this.
/ Satan: [[lighting his cigarette... http://crfh.net/d/20070226.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 28, 2007 | Mike: I can't believe you played me like that. I can't.
/ Satan: I believe the word is "PWND".
/ Mike: So this is it? You got what you wanted, now you can claim me?
/ Satan: Nah, I'm pretty much done with you. Go on with your little life. Or kill yourself, I don't really care. / Mike: No, I think I... http://crfh.net/d/20070228.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 5, 2007 | [[Mike swings his tentacle at Satan]]
/ Mike: Eat THAT, you son of... uh?
/ [[His tentacle swings through empty air]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20070305.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 9, 2007 | [[Satan's point-of-view: Mike throws a straight right]] / [[Mike uppercuts Satan with his tentacle]] / [[Mike follows-through on a right cross, looking slightly worried. Satan vanishes and teleports behind him]] / [[Satan snarls at Mike. Blue lightning bolts flicker from Satan's hand to his other... http://crfh.net/d/20070309.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 12, 2007 | Devil: Hmmh. Not bad for a mortal, Mike. Not bad at all.
/ Devil: But who do you think Waldo and Steve learned hat trick from?
/ Devil: I guess you've tasted it before...but they're like little babies. Little ugly incompetent babies.
/ Devil: Spontaneous combustion is also fun, but nothing can beat the... http://crfh.net/d/20070312.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 16, 2007 | [[Mike's Dad wanders through the party]]
/ Harry: [[thinking]] Damn. Mike is nowhere to be seen... did he leave? I'm gonna have to abort the whole thing if I can't find him!
/ Harry: [[thinking]] Anyway, I have to check up on the guy in the maintenance closet... time for another dose. / [[Harry opens... http://crfh.net/d/20070316.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 19, 2007 | Harry: OOOOoOOOH no, NO YOU DIDN'T!!!
/ Blue: DAAAAAD! You're embarrassing meeeee! Come-ON!
/ Dave: Yeah, man. That's just NOT cool. I mean, drugging me and locking me in a closet is one thing...
/ Harry: I find you in a closet. With your BROTHER's boyfriend. And *I* am embarrassing you???
/ Blue:... http://crfh.net/d/20070319.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, March 21, 2007 | Blue: Look... Pa, I can explain it all. Put the gun down before you hurt someone! Calm down and hey, hey PA WAIT! WAIT!!!
/ Harry: Killin' now explaining later! Eat LEAD, you double GIGOLO!
/ [[Dave ducks as Harry pulls the trigger]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20070321.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 23, 2007 | [[April is leaning on the balcony, watching the ocean]]
/ Paul: [[off-panel]] Hey, pretty lady.
/ Paul: [[off-panel]] What are you doing here all by yourself?
/ April: < http://crfh.net/d/20070323.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 26, 2007 | [[Mike's Point-of-View: A blurry Margaret is slapping his face]]
/ Margaret: Hey! HEY, Mike, you stupid MORON!
/ Margaret: BREATHE!
/ Margaret: C'mon, breathe, godammit!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20070326.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, March 28, 2007 | Margaret: So what happened here, Mike? I saw a light show and found you like this...
/ Mike: Ugh. Short story is, Satan curb stomped me. In EVERY possible sense.
/ Margaret: What?! He was HERE??? I thought you said that he couldn't show up unless he was summoned!
/ Mike: Wellll.... I might be a special... http://crfh.net/d/20070328.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, April 2, 2007 | April: < http://crfh.net/d/20070402.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, April 4, 2007 | Marsha: Hey, April. Nice dress. REALLY nice dress.
/ April: Uuuuh... really LONG knife, Marsha.
/ Marsha: I got it from the hotel kitchen. I hope you like it.
/ April: Nnnnot really...
/ Marsha: Oh, too bad. Because you two are going to have a relationship.
/ April: AAAARRRGH! Wait, wait! Can't we talk about... http://crfh.net/d/20070404.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, April 6, 2007 | [[Tyler and another of the Green thugs carry Harry Green's pasty-faced, limp body down a corridor. Blue runs alongside. Dave trots after them, worried]]
/ Dave: I'm really really really really sorry! I didn't mean to do it! But he was shooting at me, and seriously, who would have THOUGHT that a guy... http://crfh.net/d/20070406.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, April 9, 2007 | [[Dave helps Blue up into the helicopter]] / Dave: HEY!!! What the Hell??? I'm going too!
/ Voice from inside helicopter: Sorry, you don't fit! And you NEVER will! HAHAHAHA!
/ [[somebody boots Dave away with a foot]] / Dave: ...
/ [[The Helicopter begins to fly away]] http://crfh.net/d/20070409.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, April 11, 2007 | Marsha: Ironic. Doctors were wrong. People WERE out to get me.
/ April: UGH! Okay, okay! I'm sorry! I'll stay away from Mike, I promise!
/ Marsha: Deja. Vu. April.
/ April: So, so what? What do you want from me? / Marsha: I just want to know why, April. That's it.
/ April: You're asking me why??? Are you... http://crfh.net/d/20070411.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, April 13, 2007 | [[Marsha, the knife still in her right hand, slaps April with the braid which April has, until a few moments ago, been wearing.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20070413.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, April 16, 2007 | [[Back at the party, Roger is being advised...]]
/ Christopher Walken: Okay, pal, listen up. There's two things you need to know about love. The first is that no matter what you do, you're f< http://crfh.net/d/20070416.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, April 18, 2007 | Margaret: [[holding up a roll of bills]] Pssch. Sorry. Look, I just wanted to give you your money, that's all.
/ Roger: [[snatching it]] Money GIMME. Wait, what money?
/ Margaret: Oh, you know... for your "SERVICES".
/ Roger: My what???
/ Margaret: Oh, you know. Back in the woods. Is this awkward? ... http://crfh.net/d/20070418.html |
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