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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, September 26, 2007 | Margaret: If you were only distracted by butts, that would be normal. You still didn't solve your Blue problem?
/ Dave: Not really...
/ Margaret: *sigh* Look, Dave. I know that in my dreams I'm all alone... still, I would like NOES to fight with me. If you people...
/ Dave: Hum. I thought we were talking... http://crfh.net/d/20070926.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, September 28, 2007 | Dave: Okay, look. I suppose I can try talking to Marsha... but don't get your hopes too high. Yeah, I'm a bit better at the whole people thing, but... what am I gonna say to her? I can't relate to her problem.
/ Dave: She's gone crazy and a half over the death of a guy I hated with all my mitochondria.
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20070928.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 1, 2007 | [[Dave hauls a box marked "CRAP" out of Mike's closet]]
/ Dave: This is the sweeping song, a song in which to sweep! While we are cleaning for that dweeb! This is the sweeping song! / [[Dave cleans out Mike's drawers]]
/ Dave: Guess I've always had been working for some pushy face Until I have poor grades... http://crfh.net/d/20071001.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | [[Roger and Margaret are training outside]]
/ Margaret: Gotta hand it to you, Roger, you have improved a LOT.
/ Roger: Yeah, Joe's been teaching me some focusing techniques. Am I awesome yet?
/ Margaret: Pssch. Not yet. But you're on the road. Care to share those, or are they seeeeeecret?
/ Roger: Haha!... http://crfh.net/d/20071003.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 5, 2007 | [[Roger gets up with a bloody muzzle after having been punched by Dave]]
/ Roger: ...!!!
/ [[Margaret is restraining Dave, whose eyes are starting to glow blue]]
/ Dave: Let me go, Margaret, I'm warning you.
/ Margaret: Dave? What the Hell, man???
/ Dave: I'm going to kill this traitor. He's in love with... http://crfh.net/d/20071005.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 8, 2007 | [[Margaret and Roger have found Dave, who is lying unconscious on the grass with blood dripping from his nose]]
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] ... Oh my GOD.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Bah, he'll live. He's just got a nosebleed.
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] Damn, Roger. How could you do this???
/ Roger: [[off-panel]]... http://crfh.net/d/20071008.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 9, 2007 | [[Margaret helps Dave back to his apartment. Dave is clutching his head, and has a nosebleed which is dripping onto his shirt.]]
/ Margaret: Are you SURE you don't want to go to the hospital? You were out for a long time... you were starting to scare me.
/ Dave: Shh...sure. OW. Bah head. Ts ALIVE...
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20071009.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 10, 2007 | [[A drawing done in pencil by Mike. It's a scene of Blue watching as a butterfly flies up from her hand.]] / [[Dave is resting on the couch and holding his sore head. Margaret is sitting on the floor beside him, looking at a handful of papers.]]
/ Margaret: Uh, Dave? These drawings are perfectly innocent.... http://crfh.net/d/20071010.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 11, 2007 | [[Dave is lying on the couch clutching his sore head, while Margaret is still looking at papers in her hand.]]
/ Dave: Uh huh... look, whatever TWISTED, ABNORMAL reason Roger made those drawings... most are of Blue. And none of Marsha. So they're not Mike's. THERE.
/ Margaret: I dunno... who says she's... http://crfh.net/d/20071011.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 12, 2007 | Dave: Okay, so I screwed up. Why do I need to apologize? I punched him without any reason, and he almost got me killed. We're sort of even, right?
/ Margaret: Because if he moves out, there's no NOES anymore?
/ Dave: But why don't we just let it sit for a day or two? Then, when he's a little less pissed,... http://crfh.net/d/20071012.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 15, 2007 | [[Roger and Dave are in their bedroom. Roger is holding a purple bag, and looks angry.]]
/ Dave: Uh, Rog...
/ Roger: [[growling]] RRRRRR
/ Dave: Look, I just wanted to apologize. I found some drawings, and since you made that dragon pic, I assumed...
/ Roger: Mike drew that one, Dave. You should know I profess... http://crfh.net/d/20071015.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 16, 2007 | [[Dave and Roger are in their bedroom.]]
/ Roger: Look, Dave. I was just going to move out anyway. I told you, Joe's training me, and his house is closer to campus and Diana's place. That's why I was looking for some roommates... I wasn't planning to just leave you with the rent problem.
/ Dave: Excuses,... http://crfh.net/d/20071016.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 17, 2007 | [[Blue is outdoors on the Green estate, brushing Tuft the blue dracopuppy. Jay approaches.]]
/ Jay: Hey. They told me you were here with Tuft. Seems like you spend a lot of time with him and the horses these days.
/ Blue: I think I'm a bit sick of human company, thanks. That means go away.
/ Jay: Hahah,... http://crfh.net/d/20071017.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 18, 2007 | [[Blue, next to Tuft the dracopuppy, eyes Jay carefully.]]
/ Blue: What will I give you? Pssch. Figures.
/ Jay: Well, Blue. You know I love you. But you won't talk to me, and I can't see you. A guy has to have something to hold on to.
/ Blue: So, extortion is the new romance. Color me blown away.
/ Jay:... http://crfh.net/d/20071018.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 19, 2007 | [[Blue is kissing Jay on the lips. Jay is starting to blush.]] / Blue: Well? Is it gonna be worth it?
/ Jay: [[slightly brainwarped]] Uh, yeah. Definitely. A bit on the short side, tho...
/ Blue: Uh-HUH. The goddamn password, Jay. GIMME.
/ Jay: "Blitzkrieg".
/ Blue: Blitzkrieg? OH. Right, so, she's gonna... http://crfh.net/d/20071019.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 22, 2007 | [[Dave is inside the Green mansion, looking for Blue and calling out to her.]]
/ Dave: Blue! Blue, where are you???
/ Dave: C'mon, I know you don't want to see me, but we need to talk!
/ Dave: I want to tell you the truth, even if it's embarrassing!
/ Dave: I had nothing to do with Mike's death! I was ASLEEP! / Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20071022.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 23, 2007 | [[Dave's eyes begin to glow as the goons laugh and make fun of him. Dave's shadowy anti-conscience appears beside him.]]
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, October 24, 2007 | [[Blue is in the video control room with the goons.]]
/ Blue: Good show, guys. But it was too obvious.
/ Tyler: Aw, he walked right into it, Blue. We're only human.
/ Blue: Oh, you mean you weren't trying to make him snap, so he attacked you? Then you'd have an excuse to kill him, ain't it cute?
/ Black-haired... http://crfh.net/d/20071024.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, October 25, 2007 | [[A dazed Tommy has been tasered and is now being held up by Tyler.]]
/ Black-haired goon: Sheesh, Louie. What did you ever do that for???
/ Blue: [[off-panel]] I paid him to do it. In advance. A pretty good buck, too.
/ Louie: Sorry, man. Nothing personal! Strictly business. Friends as ever, catch you... http://crfh.net/d/20071025.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, October 26, 2007 | [[Blue finds Dave sitting on the front steps of the Green mansion.]]
/ Blue: Geez, Dave. I meant you to wait outside of the room, not outside of the house.
/ Dave: Yeah, well. I wanted to avoid running into more roomfuls of people laughing at me. I have enough of that at home.
/ Blue: You probably shouldn't... http://crfh.net/d/20071026.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, October 29, 2007 | Dave: Well, if you're not mad at me, why did you hang up on me the other day?
/ Blue: Who says I'm not mad??? Yesireeboy, am I MAD at you!
/ Dave: But you said...
/ Blue: I'm not mad about Mike or my dad, Dave! I'm mad because you left me alone when I NEEDED you most!
/ Blue: And for a STUPID reason, TOO!
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20071029.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, October 30, 2007 | Dave: How could you kiss Jay? Just like that??? And why, in exchange for INFORMATION?
/ Blue: So what? You kissed Margaret. And I'm not supposed to care, right?
/ Dave: But that's DIFFERENT! And I never said you weren't supposed to care... I WAS going to explain myself but...
/ Blue: I'm a little tired... http://crfh.net/d/20071030.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, November 1, 2007 | [[Dave gets a box from the car, opens it, and presents Blue with a kitten. The kitten looks at Blue with a heart over its head. Blue is excited at receiving such a cuddly gift.]]
/ Blue: *SQUEAL!!!* Oh my God Dave, that's so ADORABLE!
/ Dave: Chester and Vanilla had kittens, and they're... well, my soul... http://crfh.net/d/20071101.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 2, 2007 | [[Dave opens the door to his apartment with a smile on his face, having just returned from seeing Blue.]]
/ Dave: < http://crfh.net/d/20071102.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, November 5, 2007 | Dave: JESUS GMMMPH!
/ [[Margaret covers Dave's mouth.]] < http://crfh.net/d/20071105.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 6, 2007 | [[Marsha is standing at the edge of the apartment building roof, with bats flying above her head. The wind is blowing her hair, hiding her eyes from sight.]]
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] NO!!! Wait, Marsha! There's uh, there's something you should know before... before you...
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Mike, he had... http://crfh.net/d/20071106.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, November 7, 2007 | [[Flashback: Mike is holding Sticky and talking to Marsha.]]
/ Mike: So now THAT is taken care of... Sticky, this is Marsha. She's your owner too. In FACT, she has top command.
/ Mike: That means next time she wants to bury an axe in my noggin, by all means bring your popcorn and enjoy the show!
/ Marsha:... http://crfh.net/d/20071107.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, November 8, 2007 | [[Dave and Margaret are on the roof of the apartment building.]]
/ Dave: What the HELL, man.
/ Margaret: My sentiments exactly.
/ Dave: How did she get that blasted staff from our closet? How can she manipulate it like that? Where is she going???
/ Margaret: Who cares? I'll deal with her when she gets back.... http://crfh.net/d/20071108.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 9, 2007 | [[Dave and Margaret are bickering on the roof of the apartment building.]]
/ Dave: What? Now you're blaming ME???
/ Margaret: No, it's just that you SAID you'd talk to her...
/ Dave: Well, yeah, I was!
/ Margaret: When, next month?
/ Dave: Oh, now you're sounding like Roger! Listen, did you see what happened... http://crfh.net/d/20071109.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 13, 2007 | [[April is hanging upside down on a cloud swing, eyes closed and arms wrapped around herself.]]
/ April: [[thinking]] Sometimes I like hanging upside down. Like a bat.
/ April: [[thinking]] It's very relaxing. (If you're accustomed to it.)
/ April: [[thinking]] Gives me a unique point of view.
/ April: [[thinking]]... http://crfh.net/d/20071113.html |
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