You're browsing the archives of College Roomies From Hell.
You can search these comics too.
show: [ show full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 20, 2008 | [[Blue Green stares in wide-eyed surprise at an empty dirt lot with some broken glass littering the dirt. To the left of the rectangular dirt lot is a pile of sticks on the grass. It is just past sunset, and the sky is a mottled purple-pink. A telephone pole to Blue's left holds up a flyer reading, "Belle... http://crfh.net/d/20080220.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 21, 2008 | [[Dave's dorm, Roger is walking through the door.]] / Roger: Hey dork, why do you leave the door wide open? I know you don't have anything to steal, but still! / Nameless voice: Too many... stills... ugh... / Roger: What? Are you sounding sexy now? Just as I move out??? / Nameless voice: For the... http://crfh.net/d/20080221.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 25, 2008 | [[Blue Green sits on the couch in the guys' room, clutching her temple in pain. Roger Pepitone rests one arm over the couch back, smirking. Blue is wearing a pink shirt and hairbands, and Roger is in purple.]]
/ Roger Pepitone: You know, I have a recipe to cure your hangover...
/ Blue Green: Does it involve... http://crfh.net/d/20080225.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, February 26, 2008 | [[Blue Green walks dejectedly to screen left, wearing a pink shirt and hairbands. A framed picture and a couch are in the background.]]
/ Blue Green (thinking): *SIGH* All that for nothing. Still no Dave or Marsha, no clue where to start looking, sooooo tired... / [[Louie Green walks by, stifling a laugh... http://crfh.net/d/20080226.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 27, 2008 | [[Blue goes back and catches up with Louie. A painting of Edvard Munch's "Madonna" is hanging on the wall.]]
/ Blue: Hey Louie. I just wanted to say, good job frying the Tomato-man.
/ Louie: Heh. Thanks. A masterpiece, I know. Do you have another job for me?
/ Blue: Well, no. I mean, there IS a job. But... http://crfh.net/d/20080227.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 28, 2008 | Louie: Wait... I don't get it.
/ Blue: What.
/ Louie: He knows you can pay. So why would he do it for free?
/ Blue: It could be satisfying.
/ Louie: What, more than MONEY?
/ Blue: On a personal level.
/ Louie: Huh???
/ Blue: [[growing more exasperated]] Like... a revenge.
/ Louie: Against who?
/ Blue: You. / Louie:... http://crfh.net/d/20080228.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 29, 2008 | [[Blue, still grasping Louie by the shirt, eyes Louie.]]
/ Blue: Louie... what did you do to Dave?
/ Louie: Wellllll I tasered him a little bit! But Jay told me to do it!
/ Blue: Jay. Uh-huh. So, what did you do then?
/ Louie: I... sort of drugged him a little bit.
/ Blue: A little bit.
/ Louie: I was following... http://crfh.net/d/20080229.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 3, 2008 | [[Margaret and Roger are by the mailboxes on the first floor of the apartment building.]]
/ Roger: Hey, Margaret. Have you seen Dave around?
/ Margaret: Sheesh. Why does everybody ask me about Dave?
/ Roger: Because he's like your sweet baboon, and all that?
/ Margaret: He's not my sweet baboon, Roger. He... http://crfh.net/d/20080303.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, March 4, 2008 | [[Roger Pepitone and Margaret B. Browning are facing each other in front of the mailboxes. Roger is wearing a purple shirt and is crossing his arms over it, looking mad. Margaret is wearing a shirt with an angry Ninja Turtle head emblazoned on the front looking surprised.]]
/ Roger Pepitone: Huh. You... http://crfh.net/d/20080304.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, March 5, 2008 | [[Davey's mom stops by his room before shutting of the lights and going to bed, and sees Davey already lying in bed, rapped in his covers.]]
/ Mom: Goodnight, Davey.
/ Davey: Goodnight, Mom. / [[Davey sits up on his bed, revealing he still has all of his clothes on. He puts on his shoes.]] / [[He smiles... http://crfh.net/d/20080305.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, March 6, 2008 | [[Davey runs through on the sidewalk, passing a building and a lamp post]] / [[He hides behind a tree and cautiously peeks out]] / [[He sees the silhouette of a curvaceous woman]] / [[He quickly hides behind the tree completely, smiling mischievously and sighting to himself.]]
/ Davey: <<&heart;SIIIIIGH&heart;>> / [[Suddenly,... http://crfh.net/d/20080306.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 7, 2008 | [[Flashback: A high-school-aged Margaret, wearing braces and getting ready for bed, leans out her bedroom window after having spotted someone on her front lawn.]]
/ Margaret: You can't fool me, you know! Come out so I can kick your ASS!
/ Margaret's mom: [[off-panel]] Margaret! LANGUAGE!
/ Margaret: But... http://crfh.net/d/20080307.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, March 10, 2008 | [[This strip is in black and white. Young Margaret B. Browning stands defiantly in front of her house, clad in a spaghetti strap tank top.]]
/ Margaret B. Browning: I know you're behind that tree!
/ Margaret B. Browning: So come out right now and maybe I'll just beat you up.
/ Margaret B. Browning: I don't... http://crfh.net/d/20080310.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, March 11, 2008 | [[This strip is in black and white. Young David Jones kneels over Young Margaret B. Browning's unconscious form. Margaret's house is dimly visible behind them, on fire.]]
/ David Jones: Oh my God Margaret! Are you hurt? Ow! Jesus! Your hair's on fire! Owowow!
/ David Jones: You're okay! You're okay you're... http://crfh.net/d/20080311.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, March 13, 2008 | Dave: Hey, could you guys help me? There's a girl over there and she needs medical attention!
/ Brazil: Sure, kid, why the hell not? http://crfh.net/d/20080313.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, March 14, 2008 | Dave: HUH!
/ Dave: ...what? / Dave: YOU!
/ Vernon: So...yeah, about that ruined engagement party... http://crfh.net/d/20080314.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is strapped to the wall somewhere inside Vernon's base on Dundun Island. He struggles to get free from his metal bonds, but it's no use. Vernon, holding a cigar, watches him.]]
/ Dave: [[angry]] What the HELL are these things??? Let me go!
/ Vernon: I suggest you stop struggling. You'd sooner... http://crfh.net/d/20080331.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[David Jones is bound to a wall by a metal band across his chest and one over each arm. Dave's eyebrow is crooked, and one eye is half-closed. Vernon Damascus smokes a cigar, standing about two feet away. His eyes are half-lidded, gazing sidelong at Dave.]]
/ David Jones: Wait. You know what? Forget... http://crfh.net/d/20080402.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is strapped to a wall somewhere inside Vernon Damascus' base on Dundun Island. Vernon, unlit cigar in mouth, is facing him.]]
/ Dave: Doing what, exactly? Spitting in the face of Mother Nature?
/ Vernon: You could be the most valuable assassin in the world. Earn millions. Be somebody.
/ Dave: [[glaring... http://crfh.net/d/20080404.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Montage of events during Dave's attempted escape from Dundun Island. Dave, still wearing the high-tech arm shackles, runs down a hallway with several of Vernon's goons in pursuit.]] / [[A figure, engulfed in flames, appears at the other end of the hallway and blocks Dave's path. Dave turns back, but... http://crfh.net/d/20080407.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Brazil, in his new robotic form and looking angry, grasps Dave around the neck.]]
/ Dave: URK
/ Brazil: [[mechanical voice]] Long time... *bzzt* no see... you lab specimen... *chhkt* / [[Hazel and Vernon are sitting on a blue couch in Vernon's bedroom with game controllers in their hands. They are apparently... http://crfh.net/d/20080410.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Inside a laboratory room, Dave is lying on a table wearing a helmet which covers most of his head. Electrodes are positioned on his chest, and a tube feeds him oxygen. There is a blue glow coming through the helmet, giving a brownish tinge to the blood seeping from his nose. Behind him, scientists... http://crfh.net/d/20080411.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Inside a laboratory room, Dave is lying on a table wearing a helmet which covers most of his head. Electrodes are positioned on his chest, and a tube feeds him oxygen. There is a blue glow coming through the helmet, giving a brownish tinge to the blood seeping from his nose. Behind him, scientists... http://crfh.net/d/20080411.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Hazel and Vernon are talking inside Vernon's base on Dundun Island.]]
/ Vernon: Now that you know that it is in fact Michael's baby, what is to be done about it?
/ Hazel: Mmh. I don't know yet. Do I really have to rush this decision? It doesn't feel right.
/ Vernon: Yes. We're not using drugs to not harm... http://crfh.net/d/20080414.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret is sitting on the couch in Dave's apartment, studying. The kittens are playing on her, with Britanny in her hair, Spooky on her shoulder, and Tybalt shirt-diving.]]
/ Margaret: Well, heheh, you SURE are Chester's kittens! How am I supposed to study with all this cuteness distraction? / [[Margaret... http://crfh.net/d/20080416.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[A tired Dave sits on the couch, as Margaret hands him a cup of coffee.]]
/ Margaret: Well you show up in your underwear, still druggy and with a nosebleed. Maybe you guys should slow down the party?
/ Dave: I wasn't partying, Margaret. I got kidnapped.
/ Margaret: Kidnapped??? For ransom? PFFT!
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20080418.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret and Dave are sitting on the couch with cups of coffee.]]
/ Margaret: Well, so you're safe and home. Still, these people hurt you, didn't they? Aren't you angry?
/ Dave: I'm too tired to feel anything. Besides, what's the point?
/ Margaret: I could kick their asses. Do you want me to? Say yes... http://crfh.net/d/20080421.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Blue sitting on the couch in Dave's apartment. Blue is wiping away tears.]]
/ Blue: This time she went too far. But I'm going to make her PAY.
/ Dave: What? No! Blue, didn't you learn anything? How many more people is going to get hurt because of your vendettas???
/ Blue: She and that moustached... http://crfh.net/d/20080423.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: Are you SURE you don't want me to stay with you tonight?
/ Dave: I'm fine, really. Besides, I can't miss more classes.
/ Blue: Aaaw. okay. call me?
/ Dave: Sure, I'll give you a call tomorrow. Take care.
/ Blue: Sex ya later then. / Dave: ... / Dave: AAAAHAARGH!!! http://crfh.net/d/20080425.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave, no longer being able to contain his anger, hyperventilates as his eyes glow blue and his fists shake.]]
/ Dave: *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* / [[Dave suddenly gets a massive headache, and blood starts to drip from his nose.]]
/ Dave: UGH! JESUS GOD! OW! S[[obscured]]! OWWW!
/ Dave: ow very ow / [[A subdued... http://crfh.net/d/20080428.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Margaret are in class.]]
/ Dave: Uh... say, Margaret, I'm very grateful for you taking care of the kittens, but... did you feed Chester as well?
/ Margaret: Well, I did leave him some food, but I don't think he touched it.
/ Dave: Umm. But have you seen him at ALL these days?
/ Margaret: Nope.... http://crfh.net/d/20080505.html |
Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60
61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80
81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 >>