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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is counting coins]]
/ Dave [[thinks]]: Four, five, six, seven... DAMMIT. Okay, I'll do it again. One, two, three, four... / [[Dave has gone to Margaret's room]]
/ Dave: Heyyy Margaret... Listen, I can't afford an apartment by myself, and the whole roomie-looking experience is scary... Do you,... http://crfh.net/d/20080715.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is still talking to Margaret about moving in]]
/ Dave: Right, so you got yourself a roommate. I suppose you think you're a tough chick because of it, huh?
/ Margaret: Hahah! Well, actually, I guess he should be YOUR roommate, because you found him first?
/ Dave: So Roger moved in with you? Traitor.
/ Margaret:... http://crfh.net/d/20080716.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is on the phone to Roger.]]
/ Roger: Hey Dave, Umm, I'm in the middle of something important, so if you don't mind...
/ Dave: Shut up and listen, man. I'm REALLY worried about Margaret. I think she's gone off the deep end. For REALS.
/ Roger: Your noticing that NOW???
/ Dave: I'm serious! I think... http://crfh.net/d/20080717.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is on the phone]]
/ Dave: Yeah, yeah, I get it. It's not about me, but I really do not need this right now! Did you know there are cobwebs in the fridge?
/ Roger: Let me guess. You still don't have a roommate.
/ Dave: Well I had one, until he BETRAYED me to join a pack or whatever!
/ Roger: Nice... http://crfh.net/d/20080718.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is seeing if he can room with Diana and Paul.]]
/ Dave: Hey guys,... Say, I'm roomie-less... I was wondering, if you guys have a bit of space, or know of someone who does?
/ Paul: Heh! No opposition here. The more the merrier, that's my motto!
/ Dave: Okay ... wait, are you cooking? That smells...... http://crfh.net/d/20080722.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is interviewing for roomies. The first is Scott Pilgrim]]
/ Scott Pilgrim: Wow man, you live in a palace! Could I move in today? Also, could you cover my rent this month? I'll pay you back later.
/ Scott Pilgrim: No I won't. / [[The second applicant has spiky orange hair and stars planted on... http://crfh.net/d/20080723.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is on the phone.]]
/ Dave: WHAT? Oh, it's you.
/ Blue: Well that's what I call a welcome.
/ Dave: Ugh, sorry, babe. I just had a really bad day and my head hurts.
/ Blue: Oh no. Your lasers again?
/ Dave: No. Unrelated. Or maybe not. It's just the roommate thing. It's driving me crazy. / [[Blue... http://crfh.net/d/20080724.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is looking under the couch with a flashlight.]]
/ Dave [[thinks]]: There has to be something edible around here. Hello, what are you? / [[Dave has a big grin on his face.]]
/ Dave [[thinks]]: WOOT! Dead Frog Burger free meal coupon!
/ Dave [[thinks]]: Is it expired. Please tell me it's not expired! / [[Dave... http://crfh.net/d/20080725.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is at the Dead Frog fast-food restaurant. The line is extensive.]]
/ Dave: AAAH! / Dave: Goddammit, there's like a million people in line! What is this, free crappy breakfast coupon day?
/ Dave: OK, doesn't matter, if I get in time and... OMIGOD, THE STUPID COUPON! / [[Dave rushes back to his... http://crfh.net/d/20080728.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave has gone to the fast-food restaurant. We see the people ahead...]]
/ Server: So, what toy for the kiddy box? We have Power Dangers.
/ Mother: Uhuh... Drew, which one do you want?
/ Drew: I want the red one.
/ Server: Sorry, we don't have the red ones.
/ Mother: Okay, how about a blue one? Do you... http://crfh.net/d/20080729.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave has finally got to the head of the queue at the Dead Frog fast food restaurant.]]
/ Fast Food Clerk: I'm sorry, sir. We stopped serving breakfast 10 minutes ago.
/ Dave: What??? I've been in this line for forty minutes!!! You can't treat people like this!
/ Fast Food Clerk: Sorry. The manager... http://crfh.net/d/20080730.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[The mystery voice is shown to belong to Dr. Dover, Dave's calculus professor.]]
/ Dave: Uuh... Mr. Dover! I was just going home forever, and...
/ Mr. Dover: Sure yeah! But first, give me a hand with those sodas will you? They're about to fall over!
/ Dave: Blargh! Okay. / [[Mr. Dover sits down.]]
/ Mr.... http://crfh.net/d/20080801.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dr. Dover has shared his breakfast with Dave, they are in the Dead Frog fast food restaurant.]]
/ Mr. Dover: How's it going? Pretty bad I imagine...
/ Dave: Well. We're coping. He was never a good roommate, in fact, he was worse than Hitler, but still. The death of someone who's relatively close...
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20080804.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mr. Dover has treated Dave to a free meal, but now they are talking...]
/ Mr. Dover: Dave, there's no need to lie. Look, I know about Roger and his terminal illness...
/ Dave: Wha? That's ridiculous! The dork is healthier than me, which is not a lot, but still...!
/ Mr. Dover: And about those fits... http://crfh.net/d/20080806.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is talking to Mr. Dover at a fast-food restaurant.]]
/ Mr. Dover: Well, THAT killed my appetite. You guys are soooo flunked, so let the others know.
/ Dave: ARGHWaitasecond, Mr. Dover, that's not fair.
/ Mr. Dover: Stop following me around or I'll ask the Dean to expel you all.
/ Dave: *WHIIIIINE*... http://crfh.net/d/20080808.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is on the phone to Blue]]
/ Dave: You're almost here? Okay, I'll wait for you by the elevator. Yeah, me too. 'Bye. / [[Dave goes to the elevator.]]
/ Dave [[thinks]]: Okay, don't get nervous... We'll deal with this, and maybe she'll actually be happy or something... But no matter what you... http://crfh.net/d/20080811.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is sitting on the sofa next to Blue.]]
/ Blue: Jesus Dave, what happened??? Calm down! Deep breath...
/ Dave: ThathathaTHAT'S IT. I'm going home, s-s-screw this CRAP. I don't need it. To hell with college, I'm f-f-flunking anyway...
/ Blue: Are you serious??? The foaming and writhing was bad,... http://crfh.net/d/20080815.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[In the hall.]]
/ Dave: *SIGH* Blue, I'm gonna tell you why I was freaking out. But remember, it's not my fault, okay? So if you feel yourself getting angry at me, do that thing where you picture me naked or something.
/ Blue: Wellll, why don't you take off your clothes, then? I mean, so I can picture... http://crfh.net/d/20080818.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave blushes seeing Margaret has just overheard his last comment to Blue.]]
/ Margaret: Um... Okay. Do I want to know what was really that about?
/ Dave: No! I mean, it's nothing! We were just... She's just pissed because she thinks I'm making up stuff...
/ Margaret: Let me guess, it's about her bro?
/ Dave:... http://crfh.net/d/20080820.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret : Wait out of there, I'll bring him up fot ya... / Blue : This is so stupid and I am so pissy and how could you guys think this would be funny, I'm seriously gonna punch somebody really soon and... / Dave : Baby don't get mad at me ! This is not my fault ! I didn't tell you sooner because... http://crfh.net/d/20080822.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave, Blue, Zombie Mike and Margaret are in the hallway of the apartment building. Blue is happy, while Dave looks displeased.]]
/ Blue: This is marvelous! How did this happen? Why didn't you tell me sooner? Okay, so I didn't believe you guys, so why didn't you just SHOW me sooner???
/ Margaret: I told... http://crfh.net/d/20080825.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue and Margaret are talking to each other in the hallway, with Zombie Mike having vanished somewhere.]]
/ Blue: Well, I guess you got him stuff, right? Since I'm here, I can help you move it all back to Dave's apartment at once!
/ Margaret: Wait a second, J-Lo wannabe, what do you mean Mike's going... http://crfh.net/d/20080827.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[someone or something out of frame]] CRASH !! / Blue : Geez, just calm down...My God, Dave, are you BLEEDING ??? / Margaret: Nice going, sport. Go lie down with a wet rag on your forehead or something. Gotta check on Mike. / Dave : What ? Aw, crud... / Blue : Damn, is this about your lasers again... http://crfh.net/d/20080829.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave : Look, Blue...I have been trying to get myself under control lately and it's working at least a little bit. I should do it anyway... / Blue : So you get blinding headaches and nosebleed but it's OKAY because you are not mad anymore ? / Dave : I'm just saying it's not that bad. And maybe it WILL... http://crfh.net/d/20080901.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Hazel: HUH! Well, young lady! What do you THINK you're doing??? Am I gonna have to mark my bottles, now? / Blue: Mom, I'm not a baby. I can have a glass of wine now and then.
/ Hazel: Supervised, maybe. I don't like this "drinking alone" business. You're too young and you'll get toasted in no time.
/ Blue:... http://crfh.net/d/20080903.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: So Ma, what's the anchor to undo Dave's conditioning? Because you DID use one, right? That's what you always do.
/ Hazel: Wassa? Oh, isss "Ludovico".
/ Blue: So I was right. You pavloved him so he feels pain when he uses his lasers. You want him to be defenseless when you decide to kill him, right?
/ Hazel:... http://crfh.net/d/20080905.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Hazel: Buh... thatsssa handy-cap. Sooo Vernon's lil' helpersss are wurkng on it? A-HUM..
/ Blue: for his laser-powered army, I'd expect.
/ Hazel: Well, YAAAAWN, ifff yer boytoy livesss and you're both really RRREALLY good, mebbe we'll ssshare the cure with ya.
/ Blue: Wow Ma, I'm shocked you guys are SOOO... http://crfh.net/d/20080908.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is lying on his bed, holding his head and talking on the phone to Blue. Chester is snuggled up next to him.]]
/ Dave: Eh, pretty good, considering.
/ Blue: [[through the phone]] "Considering?"
/ Dave: I mean... nosebleed stopped, headache is better. Yay!
/ Blue: [[through the phone]] Okay. Listen,... http://crfh.net/d/20080910.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue attending her horse speaking in her cellphone headset]]
/ Margaret: Margaret here.
/ Blue: Ummm it's Blue.
/ Margaret: Ok, I'm gonna hang up now.
/ Blue: Hey... Look, I wanted to apologize. It wasnt really a cool thing to do.
/ Margaret: Well, I can live without your apologies. I'm busy so if that... http://crfh.net/d/20080924.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[David is filling out a form when theres a knock on the door]]
/ Form: does it inconvenience you to mingle closely with asorted bodily fluids from random strangers? No or No?
/ David: Seriously, man. -EEEW-
/ Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock / [[David shouts in the direction of the door]]
/ David: GODDAMN... http://crfh.net/d/20080926.html |
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