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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Marsha: Oh my God they're DEAD. Oh my God... / April: Wait, wait. If there was no one inside, they might be alive! / Marsha: But what... what if they bodies just... floated out? And if they're alive, where are the they? Why haven't they called us? / April: ACK. I don't know, Marsha. / Roger: COuld you do me a favor and scare the beewax out of Chester? There's something I want to verify... / April: Roger, your roommate is dead somewhere and you want me to scare his cat??? / Roger: Please humor me. I don't want to paint Fluffy black if there's no one to mourn. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods, Boys' Apartment]] / Margaret: Okay, Dave. I'll tell you all I know about it. It's not a lot, either, but it's not gonna be pretty. / Dave: I was kinda expecting that, Margaret. Go ahead. / April: Why does it have to be me? / Roger: You have a talent for being scary? / April: Hahah. How funny. I'll do it, but you better have a good reason for this. / April: YEARGHARRAAGRGH! / Chester: KSSSS! / Margaret: Dave, I haven't gotten to the creepy part yet... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods, Boys' Apartment]] / Margaret: Are you sure you're okay? / Dave: Yeah, this happens to me sometimes. I'm fine now. Please continue. / Roger: A-HAAA! Just as I suspected! / April: What? / Roger: Don't you see? He calmed down almost immediately! / April: Yeah, that's odd, but I don't see your point. / Roger: That means he has an internal influence that even overrides the enviroment! / Roger: Therefore, Dave must be alive. / April: My God, Roger. I didn't think Dave's death would make you totally lose it... / Roger: Woe to those who can't see the power of irrational logic... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / April: That's almost impossible to believe. Except too many things make sense now... / Roger: Exactly. Now, my theory is, if they haven't called they must be in trouble. / Roger: Maybe they're lost, or someone's leg is broken, or something. / Roger: We have to convince Mike to form a search party. But Dave doesn't want Mike to know about the link with Chester... so we have to think of something else. / April: Like what? / Roger: Like you pretending you're pyschic and you can track them down. Here, have your personal furry oracle. / April: This can really ruin my reputation as the only normal person around... / Roger: "Normal"? If we're all freaks and you're normal, you're the freak. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Dave: He said he owned your soul??? / Margaret: Roger never told you that? Mmh. Maybe he didn't want you to hear it. Anyway, that made me realize some things... / Margaret: I don't think I'm a very good person, but still I had the feeling that it had nothing to do with that. I realized that all my life I've been training in combat and survivalism without knowing why. That's when the snake started talking to me.... showing me THINGS. / Dave: You had a dream about a snake, too? / Margaret: Not a dream. A VISION. A vision of the future... / Dave: Your future? / Margaret: THE future. It showed me how it's gonna happen. The upcoming war, the disappearance of the nations... / Margaret: Death's reign, the Antichrist... the end of it ALL. / Margaret: The end of the world. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / April: The powers from above tell me Dave and Margaret are alive somewhere and they need our help! / April: We should form a search party, and... / Marsha: That's HORRIBLE. How can you joke about that at a time like this, April??? / Mike: Yeah, April, you're the most insensitive, cruel person I've known! / Roger: The powers from above tell me there's a psychic in this room! / April Mike Marsha: SHUT UP! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Post-Apocalypse]] / Margaret: In my dreams, a war started. Not just any war... it turned out to the be the most cruel, ruthless war ever. People and cities went down like flies. It was like the whole world had gona mad... / Margaret: I started running away from destroyed city to destroyed city. / Margaret: I never thought people were capable of so much HATE... / Margaret: And while I saw the world falling apart in front of my eyes, I only had one mission. / Margaret: To survive, no matter what. I didn't care if the rest of the people Did. And I was not supposed to care, eitehr. / Margaret: To survive, and eventually, to protect my child. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Dave: Your child??? / Margaret: Well, I don't know if it's actually mine. But how could I abandon him? / Dave: But... but that CAN'T happen... / Dave: Maybe it's all a lie. Maybe he made it up. / Margaret: What if it's not? And does it matter what we believe? / Dave: But maybe it's a future that can be changed... / Margaret: That's impossible. We can't do a thing to change it. / Dave: Why not? / Margaret: Don't you understand? / Margaret: It's been WRITTEN. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Roger: A psy-chick, huh? Then how come you're not on TV and swimming in bucks? / April: I see LOTS of pain and blood in your near future, Roger... / Marsha: Psychic? Hah! She's always losing her keys, for God's sake! / Roger: Alright, then prove you're a psychic. What am I thinking now? / April: Let's see... you're desperately trying to think of nothing, but wondering at the same time if that counts as a thought. / Roger: *GASP!* She IS psychic! / Mike: Yeah, right. So what am I thinking, eh? / April: My God, Mike... gummi bears in leather underwear? You're SUCH a PERV! / Roger: HAH! / Mike: Ooh boy. I mean, uh, I wasn't... / Marsha: MIKE! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Dave: Um, when is this war supposed to start? How much time do we have? / Margaret: I don't know. It can be a week or ten years. I have no idea. / Dave: Why were you so worried about my safety, then? According to your version of the future I'm pretty toast anyway, right? / Margaret: We ALL have to die someday. But I'd rather not SEE you die. / Dave: Gee, thanks a lot. I can die as long as my blood doesn't stain your clothes, then. / Margaret: What the hell do you know about seeing people die? Everytime I've cared about people I've lost them! / Dave: Eeh... / Margaret: I don't want to CARE anymore! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Dave: Okay, I get your point... but there's no reason to yell at me... / Margaret: I'm sorry, Dave. It's just that... it's very hard for me, you know... / Dave: I understand. That was a rude remark on my part too... / Dave: But I still don't understand why Satan kills the people you love... / Margaret: So I don't die trying to protect them. / Dave: Aaand... does that mean you kinda love me? / Margaret: Uh....? / Margaret: LOOK OUT! / Dave: AAARGH! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: GAH! / Margaret: You... you PUSHED the tree aside with you laser vision??? How did you do THAT? / Dave: I... I have no idea, I just... / Dave: UUH... / Margaret: Dave! Are you okay? What's wrong? / Dave: Dizzy... / Margaret: Come here, sit down for a while... / Margaret: That tree had your name on it, Dave. / Dave: At least till you pushed me out of its way and put yourself in my place. / Margaret: What's that supposed to mean? / Dave: That you're gonna have to FIGHT your destiny... because even if you don't want to care, you DO. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: I wonder what else you can do with your laser vision thing... / Dave: I'm afraid to know. If I really push it, it hurts my eyes, and it makes me feel very weak, too. One of these days I'm gonna have a stroke or blow a vein or something. / Dave: Margaret... do you really believe that is your destiny? Do you really believe you can't change it no matter what? / Margaret: The way I see it, yes. Why would Satan show it to me if I could change it? / Dave: You got a point there... but if it won't change, then why is Satan trying to make us stay apart? Why doesn't he just let things follow their natural course? / Margaret: Mh. I don't know. Maybe... maybe by trying to avoid my desting I'm only running to it. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Good news! I could blackmail one of my enemies into lending me his car! / Marsha: YAY! I knew you would do it! / Marsha: Mike, it's fantastic. I can't believe you actually care about Dave enough to go through all this trouble. I'm proud of you. / Mike: Ba-psch. Like it was the first time I saved his little tush. / Marsha: Mmh. It's a rescue trip. What do you want your morningstar for? / Mike: Just in case we find any car-wrecking, medieval dorks! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: Even if destiny could be changed, we are just two mortals. I don't think we're powerful enough to stop the Devil. / Dave: You're right. But... / Dave: I was thinking about the miraculous shotgun, and last night's firefly, and how that bull could have killed me easily when I was unconscious... / Margaret: So you are incredibly lucky. But how long is your luck gonna last? / Dave: I'm not talking about luck, Margaret. Whatever it is, we have something on our side... I think... I think we're not alone in this... / Margaret: Are you talking about God, Dave? Because I don't believe there is one. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Margaret: So don't tell me God is gonna get me out of this one, because He is just not there. / Dave: Wait, wait! I do have a reason to believe there's a God... / Margaret: Really. / Dave: Yeah. You're it. I mean, who but God could create a creatue of such beauty and prefection? / Margaret: Will you stop saying those thing? You're ruining my bad mood. / Dave: Well, I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true, and if it didn't work everytime! / Margaret: Just shut up and walk, okay? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Dave: Are we ever getting anywhere? We've been walking for hours and this forest seems endless! / Margaret: I know, but we can't stop now. We have to get to the other side of the river and then... / Dave: Whoa...! / Margaret: You know? Maybe we need a break after all... / Dave: Damn! I swear I'm a water magent, or something! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[River Shore]] / Dave: Oh, no. / Dave: Uh? / Dave: I know what you're thinking. DON'T. / Dave: Why not? / Dave: Don't you see it? It's not the right time. She's gonna freak out if you do. / Dave: It's the right time. Because, you see, we're both ALIVE... / Dave: She has too many things in her head now. Don't do it. / Dave: But... but aw, just LOOK at her. Now tell me how I'm gonna be able to resist that... / Dave: For the first time in your life, use your brains, dammit! She's in a vulnerable state, and you'd be taking advantage of that. / Dave: Ow. Maybe. Yeah, it's not right. But... / Dave: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? / Dave: Nothing. Just getting closer. / Dave: You're gonna KISS HER! / Dave: I can't help it. My lips itch. I'm gonna explode if I don't. / Dave: You're SOO gonna regret it. / Dave: Shh. You're ruining the moment. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[River Shore]] / Dave: Ugh. I'm sorry. I didn't want to... / Margaret: Don't apologizem, it's okay. You just startled me. / Dave: Don't make up exuses. You don't want me to kiss you, just say it. / Margaret: It's not that. After all, I owe you a kiss anyway, right? / Margaret: Why don't you kiss me now? / Dave: You rejected me so spontaneously... I don't feel like it anymore. / Margaret: Why do you have to make such a big fuss out of it? / Dave: You just don't see it, do you? That's just so incredibly depressing. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - The End of it All" storyline}} |
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[[River Shore]] / Margaret: You should have asked first. Besides, this is a dangerous place for kissing... / Dave: The WORLD is a dangerous place, Margaret. We don't have to be afraid all the time. We're being protected. / Margaret: Oh, yeah. You believe THAT, but I believe in things like trees falling on us protected people... / Dave: What if it's all a big test of faith or something? Your disbelief could be dangerous, then. / Margaret: Speaking of the Devil... I think we should look for a storm shelter. / Dave: You know, You are not helping me here... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Mike: Mmh. It seems like a storm is coming. Maybe we should get back to the car. / Marsha: Mike, I don't have a squirrel on my head and birds perched on my shoulders for the fun of it. I'm not getting back without my friends. / Mike: I'm serious! Forests and thunderstorms don't mix! / Marsha: Just another reason to get out of here quickly. / Mike: April, are you sure we're on the right track? / April: Yeah, I'm sure. / Chester: I'm sure I don't know where I am, where I'm going, or what I'm doing! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / April: What's the matter? Chester??? / April: CHESTER! COME BACK! CHESTEEEEER! / Mike: April, we don't have time to chase that stupid cat a- / Roger: Wow, that's some weird thunder... / Marsha: Mike... Mike, what's...? / Roger: Wha...?? / Mike: Mmmmarsh? / Marsha: Ahb-b-bh... / Mike: RUN... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Mike: Oh yeah, come closer... I'll show you who's at the top of the food chain here... / Mike: Have some pineapple juice, you oversized RAT! / Mike: Clang??? / Mike: "Micheal Redford Green... died for buying cheap things at garage sales!" / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Mike: UUGGH! / Roger's Mom: Heh heheh! You may be at the top of the food chain, but *I* am on top of my food now! / Roger: Mommy??? / Roger's Mom: Uh... Roger? / Mike: MOMMY???!!! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Roger: Mom!!! I can't believe it! After what, eight years?? / Roger's Mom: Nine. I've been counting them. / Mike: Roger, the thing that just tried to kill you is actually your mom??? And I thought I knew everything about scary mothers. / Roger: Mmh, Mike, go on and keep looking for Dave Margaret. I'll catch up with you guys later. / Mike: Are you sure? I supposed it's okay, as long as you don't invite her for dinner... we're out of Dog Chow. / Roger's Mom: RRRRRR... / Mike: Geez. Werecoyotes have no sense of humor at ALL. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Sunflower Field]] / Margaret: YESSS! We did it! We are out of the woods! Who rules? / Dave: WE do. Heheheh.... / Margaret: And look, there's the road! It's not too far away... let's go! / Dave: Uuuh.... / Dave: Oh, no. / Margaret: What's the matter? / Dave: I... I can't do it. I'm NOT going through that field... / Margaret: Why not? / Dave: Don't you see it? It's full of BEES! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Sunflower Field]] / Dave: Margaret, I'm mortally allergic to bees. If I get stung just once... we would never get the antidote in time. I'd choke on my own tongue. It almost happened once... / Margaret: Mmh. Well, bees don't sting you if don't bother them. / Dave: Besides, look, there's the road again! We can go through the woods... / Margaret: But it's almost three times the distance! We'll never make it before sunset! / Dave: Margaret, I can't do this. I can't go through that field. I know I will die if I do. / Margaret: What about all taht faith talk? I thought you said we are being protected. / Dave: I'm just afraid. I guess I'm a coward after all... / Margaret: Coward??? Don't be silly, you're one of the toughest guys I've ever met... and I've met a lot. / Margaret: C'mon, we can do this together. / Dave: Do you realize I wouldn't do this for anybody else in the world? / Dave: Not my mother, not my father, not even GOD? / Margaret: I realize... and you know, Dave, if you can believe I will believe too. For you. / Dave: I can't look. Let me know when we're on the other side. / Margaret: You better open your eyes Dave... running into a sunflower and swallowing it doesn't sound like a good idea. / Dave: I'd better shut my mouth too, then. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Sunflower Field]] / Margaret: See? Nothing to worry about... / Dave: Uh-huh... / Margaret: Now if we walk a little faster we will... OW! / Dave: Did... did you get...? / Margaret: Mh. Yeah. The little sucker... / Dave: Okay. Okay, I'm o-o-OUT of here... / Margaret: Dave, the worst thing you could do now is... / Dave: AH! / Margaret: ... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Sunflower Field]] / Dave: Oh God. It was only a raindrop... / Margaret: Dave, I know you're nervous, but please don't scare me like this... / Dave: And now it's raining. Great, we're gonna get wet yet AGAIN. / Margaret: Yeah, GREAT! Bees can't fly in the rain! This might be our chance to get to the other side! / Margeret: Let's go! Last one to the road is an under-ripe banana! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Marsha: APRIL! WHERE ARE YOU? / Marsha: WE NEED YOUR HELP! / Marsha: You know what? Screw it. She would probably just panic... just like me! I should have never let Mike fight that thing alone. / Marsha: What do I do? What do I do? Maybe if I get some rocks or a good solid branch, I... / Marsha: AAAAARGH! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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