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[[Field]] / Margaret: Another freaking river??? I can't believe this! We're SO screwed... / Dave: Yeah. Looks like we're gonna have to take the long way after all. / Margaret: We'll have to go back to the woods. It's too dangerous to stay here... / Dave: This is starting to scare me. Who caused this storm? God or the Devil? / Margaret: That answers your question? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / April: Well, this time I did it. I managed to lose Chester, loes my friends, and lose myself. / April: YOWWWW! / April: Oh. It's just Mike's morningstar. With blood on it. / April: Um. Let's just hope Mike rended his garmets and had a nosebleed over the pain of losing his morningstar. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field]] / Dave: I don't understand! God saved my from the bees only to kill me by lightning? That doesn't make sense! / Margaret: You fool! You still don't get it! / Dave: We are playing a game here, and we don't even know the rules? / Margaret: Exactly! And if we don't know the rules, WE MAKE OUR OWN! / Margaret: Hey, you, whoever you are! Want to strike him? Go ahead, do it! C'mon, two for the price of one, what do you say? / Dave: Hey, hey! Do we really need to bait him like that? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field]] / Margaret: It's getting worse! / Dave: Margaret, we should cover our ears... / Margaret: WHAT? / Dave: I said we should cover- / Dave: Enngh. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field]] / Dave: *SIGH* / Margaret: Dave? / Dave: Mmmmhhhh? / Margaret: I've got an idea... / Margaret: Let's take off our clothes and have sex. / Dave: Can I faint first? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field]] / Margaret: As long as we're together lightning can't strike you. So no matter what, hold my hand... / Dave: Ma... Margaret. Are you s-sure about this? I... / Margaret: Well, I'm sure. But if you are not... / Dave: Mn, no, it's just that my heart says yes, and my brain says... eeeouuuiiooouuh. / Dave: I swear I've never been so terrified and so happy in my whole life. / Margaret: Geez, you're shaking! Am I that terrifying? / Dave: No, I mean, this is usually the moment when I wake up. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Woods, Hole]] / Mike: Ah, so THERE you are. I see you're not so dumb. You managed to get yourself out of the rain. / Mike: YOu've caused enough trouble already. / Chester: KS! / Mike: And now you've suddenly gone Cheshire? You're as crazy as your owner. / Mike: WE have to look for the others... get in the bag so you don't get wet. / Mike: Hey. HEY! What the HELL do you think you're doing? Leave my leg alone, you idiot! / Marsha: Mike??? / Marsha: MIKE! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Woods, Hole]] / Mike: Marsha? What happened? / Marsha: I feel. I think I sprained my ankle.... what about you? Are you okay? / Mike: I've had better days, but it doesn't matter. / Mike: I'll give you a hand! / Marsha: I can't reach it, Mike! / Mike: Damn. Okay, I'll just get a little closer... / Marsha: Watch out, it's slippery... / Mike: Whoa, I didn't think it was THAT slippery. / Marsha: I told you. / Mike: This was not the most clever thing I've done, was it? / Marsha: No. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Cave, Roger's House]] / Roger: Nice cave. It reminds me of a friend... / Roger's Mom: You're still into geology I see. / Roger: Not geology, just a pet rock. / Roger's Mom: And I thought you would grow out of your weirdness. / Roger: Mom... where have you been all these years? You just disappeared. You didn't even say good-bye. / Roger's Mom: Well... do you remember the time you saw me change? / Roger: I don't think I'll ever be able to forget that. / Roger's Mom: If you're going to steal donuts you're gonna have to be quieter than that, Roger... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Roger's House]] / Roger's Mom: Roger, dinner will be ready in half an hour. You can eat a donut after that. / Roger: Aw c'mon. Just a little one. I'm starving! Please? / Roger's Mom: You'll never grow up big an strong if you keep eating junk food instead of your- / Roger's Mom: OW! / Roger's Mom: GRRROWL!! / Roger: Uuh... no reason to get that mad, I just licked it... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Cave]] / Roger: I think now that it was weird. It usually takes ME a lot more pain and blood to trigger a reaction like that... and I can usually hold it back if I'm with otehr people... / Roger's Mom: Do you think I'd scare my own child like that because of such a stupid accident? I COULDN'T hold it back. / Roger: You couldn't? Does that mean you couldn't change at will? / Roger's mom: No. But I was startin to lose control. It was becoming harder and harder to keep the beast inside. And one day... / Roger: Mom, you lied to me. You told me I was no like you. / Roger's Mom: I know. / Roger's Mom: That day I told you you wouldn't become a werecoyote... and I was not lying. I supposed your sister would. It was a mistake. / Roger: Mh-h. / Roger's Mom: You're not a kid anymore. And you NEED to know... / Roger's Mom: One of these days, Roger, you will turn into a werecoyte... and you will not be able to become a human again. EVER. / Roger: EVER??? So... soo that's what happened to you? / Roger's Mom: Yes. That's why I left and I never came back. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field ]] / Margaret: Um, Dave? I think we should go back to the woods before it stops raining... / Dave: Uh-huh. Just five minutes... / Margaret: Oh, alright. *sigh* / Dave: What's the matter, honey? Did... did I hurt you? / Margate: No. But, uh, have you ever done soemthing that made perfect sense at the moment and later realized it didn't? / Dave: Don't tell me it doesn't make any sense to you... it should. Because we love each other so much. Don't we? Am I wrong? / Margaret: Well, I... / Dave: PLEASE. Don't tell me I'm wrong... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field]] / Dave: Everything was going perfect... / Margaret: No, you see... we were setting the rules. The more the devil wants to keep us apart, the closer we get... / Dave: Rules??? / Margaret: But I realized now... of every reason we could have to be together, "the devil made me do it" doesn't sound like a good one. / Dave: We were... setting... / Margaret: Dave, I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. Lately it's like you read my mind, and I assumed you knoew... / Dave: The only rule I'd like to chagne is the one that says you have to rip my heart out and put it through the meat grinder EVERY time. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field]] / Margaret: Please try to understand, Dave. The last hours have been a hellish nightmare. I'm not sure if what I'm feeling for you is love, or if I'm just desperate for someone to hold on to... that would not be fair. / Dave: As unfair as having sex with me and saying it meant nothing. / Margaret: I'm sorry. / Dave: If you say you're sorry ONE more time, I'm gonna scream. / Margaret: I can tell you a lie if that's gonna make you feel better. / Dave: No. It's not your fault. I'm just disappointed at the world... / Dave: One minute you're the happiest guy in this world, the next you're abismally sad and you feel like your head is gonna... / Dave: ...fall off. .. .. / Margaret: Dave??!! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field]] / Margaret: What's the matter? WHAT? / Dave: I... I don't know... / Dave: I've been feeling funny for a while now... / Margaret: You're running a fever. Maybe your wounds are infected. / Dave: Great. I suppose this is the cheese on the cracker. / Margaret: We need to get you medical attention quick... / Dave: What for? / Margaret: What for??? Fevers are very dangerous. If it goes up too high... / Dave: So what? Living is WAY overrated. I think I'll just take a nap here. / Margaret: A nap, my whiskers! We're getting you to the road even if I have to DRAG you! / Dave: Gooood luck. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Hole]] / Mike: ACK! DAMMIT! / Mike: This just doesn't work. I can't jump higher, and it's too slippery... / Marsha: What... what if we can't get out? / Mike: We'll just have to think of something else... it's not like the solution is gonna fall from the sky... / April: AAAAAAAAH! / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Hole]] / April: AAAAAAAAAAHHH / Mike: April, calm down! Marsha, why won't she stop screaming like a BANSHEE? / Marsha: I don't know, I've never seen her like this! / April: Mike is DEAD, I found is morningstar! And Roger is dead, I found his sneakers! Everybody is dead! I found that friggin' HUGE pile of human bones!!! / Marsha: Mmh... yeah, April. Now, if you stand on Mike's shoulders and you help us out of here, we can get you a niiiiiiice white long-sleeved jacket... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field]] / Margaret: NGGGH! Dave, c'mon! Please! We can't give up now! / Dave: Mmh. / Margaret: Dave, you're not even trying! / Dave: I'm c-cold... / Margaret: Are you even listening to me? / Dave: So cold... / Margaret: My God... you're boilding. I don't like this. Your temperature is raising too fast.... / Margaret: It'll be dark pretty soon. What do we do? You can't walk, and you can't spend another night out here with a fever that high. / Margaret: Unless... / Margaret: Dave? I don't want to leave you alone, but we need to get you help. I'm gonna run to the road and then I'll come back for you. / Dave: ...freezing... / Margaret: I know. Try to get some sleep. Okay? / Dave: Mmh. / Margaret: When did I start believing he was different from everybody else? / Margaret: When did I start believing he had a chance? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Cave]] / Roger's Mom: You haven't said anything in a while. Why are you so shocked? Except for the people you'll leave behind, you won't miss being a person at ALL. / Roger: Mom, you just told me my destiny is to become a muppet for the rest of my life. What did you expect??? / Roger's Mom: MUPPET??? AHAHAHAH! Roger, how many times have you turned into a werecoyote? / Roger: Three. Maybe four. Why? / Roger's Mom: My child... you're only starting to fell your power. Believe me, sooner or later you'll change on the inside as well. You'll just be a coyote trapped in the hide of a person. And you'll be HAPPY to escape. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Cave]] / Roger: Mom, come with me. I'll hide you somewhere, and maybe later can tell Dad... / Roger's Mom: I can't I can't control my desire for blood when there's people around. / Roger: Uuh? You mean, you actually KILL people? / Roger's Mom: What do you think I was doing when I bit your shoulder? You're lucky you have such a crazy suicidal friend... / Roger: How... how...? / Roger's Mom: People are the laziest, best-fed cattle in the world. When was the last time you felt remorse over eating a burger? / Roger: People. My God, Mom... PEOPLE??? / Roger's Mom: In fact, you better get your friends out of the woods quick. The smell of their blood is driving me crazy... and if I got crazy, you won't be able to stop me. / Roger's Mom: I'm way stronger than you. / Roger: Mom... you're a monster. And I swear, I am NEVER gonna be like you. / Roger's Mom: You already are. Don't hate yourself for it... you can't help it. / Roger: NO! / Roger's Mom: You'll be back. Remember my words... and be ready to let go. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field]] / Margaret: AGAIN??? / Margaret: You dam river! I HATE YOU! / Margaret: Too much. / Margaret: This is just too much... / Margaret: YOU! / Satan: What? / Satan: I'm only making sure he's having nice dreams.... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field]] / Margaret: Get off him. / Satan: Or what? You're gonna stab me with your miraculous swiss knife? / Margaret: I'll slit my throat. You know I will. / Satan: Then you both die. How poetic... / Margaret: What the hell do you want, snake? Isn't all the things you've done to us enough? / Satan: Someone should give me a medal... if I wasn't around, who would you blame every time dumb humans get in trouble? / Satan: I just wanted to help you. No one else will. No one is listeniung up there, Margaret... stop being foolish. / Satan: I could save him, you know. I could close his wounds, make the fever go away... I could even make him forget you used him and broke his heart... / Margaret: I didn't use him... I... / Satan: Really, what were you thinking? That you wouldn't bear my child just because you are not a virgin anymore? Please. I'm not like the Other Guy... / Margaret: Shut up. I won't listen to you. / Satan: I see. You're right. So basically you're gonna let him die because you can't do what it takes to save him. / Satan: It's a lot easier to die for someone than giving up your life for them, isn't it? / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field]] / Margaret: That was your plan all the time, wasn't it? You let hime get closer and closer... knowing that I'd never surrender just to save myself. / Satan: Every turn you take leads to me. So, want to brin your little friend along for the ride, or will you just leave him to the buzzards? / Margaret: Damn you. Okay, let's make a deal. / Margaret: I sit here and what him die. / Margaret: YOU go to HELL! / Margaret: Forgive me, Dave. I just couldn't do it. I'm so sorry I couldn't save you. / Margaret: I'm so sorry we never had a chance... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Roger: To become or not to become... / Marsha: Aack! April! You're stepping on my head! / April: Well, stop squirming! How am I supposed to keep my balance? / Mike: If just ONE of you guys falls on me... / Roger: Say, what are you...? OOOOH! Mud rasslin'! Can I join? / Marsha: Mh, okay, but you have to get us out afterwards. / April: Weren't you dead? / Mike: I can't hear you. Come down and whisper into my tentacle. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Woods]] / Roger: Well, being a werecoyote and being able to jump really high comes in handy sometimes. / Mike: Indeed. But we're gonna have to abort this trip. / Mike: Marsha sprained her ankle, and look at us... / Roger: Eeh... we can't Don't tell the girls, but my mom is out to get human steak, and she doesn't know Dave and Margaret are my friends. We can't leave without them. / Mike: How can you be so sure they're around here? / Roger: Trust me on this one. / Mike: Are you sure you can walk, Marsha? / Marsha: I can walk if you help me. / April: Wait, wait! I'm not crazy! The pile of bones is that way... / Roger: Now, now. We don't have time to take pictures... so walkey walkey... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Field]] / Margaret: Chester!!!??? / Margaret: April??? My God, I'm GLAD to see you! How did you find us? / April: We heard about the accident on the news! / Mike: Ba-pssch. I came all the way down here to kill the guy and he's already half dead. Hey, fuzzface, think you can carry him to the car. / Roger: Sure I can, blimp-for-a-nose... / Roger: Are you gonna tell us what happened? / Margaret: It's a looong story.... / Mike: Well, it's a LONG way home... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Mike: Heey, look who woke up after two days! And just in time for a little chate about my car... / Dave: Oh man. So that's why I ws dreaming about vultures... / Mike: So, want some pineapple juice? / Dave: If by "pineapple juice" you mean "Death by Morningstar", then no, thanks. / Mike: Well, it certainly has that double meaning, but what if I'm talking about something to drink. / Dave: Wait a minute... how do I know this is actually pineapple juice? / Mike: (musically) Seems like you're gonna haveto te-rrrust meeee.... / Dave: Forget it. I hate pineapple juice anyway. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: C'mon Mike... cut the crap. If you're gonna kill me about your car, do it now while I'm still too apathic and weak to care. / Mike: Kill you? Boy, that would be TOO easy, wouldn't it? / Mike: Besides, that's not the case. Here, read the newspaper's note about the accident. / Dave: *sigh* yeah, okay, whatver... / Dave: There was a corpse in the trunk??? / Mike: That was a veeery nice trick. Pretend to lose a car in a poker game to get rid of a body. Ee-yep, that one' going into my notebook... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: Where is Margaret? / Mike: She's sleeping. She spend the night watching over you... AAAAAAW! / Dave: Wow. She did? / Mike: Yeah, and after all the things you babbled, she just had to tell us everything... / Dave: E...everything??? / Mike: AHA! RED! So apparently NOT everything! / Dave: GET OUT! / Mike: Okay, okay! Geez, one would think you'd be less grumpy after THAT... / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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[[Boys' Apartment]] / Dave: I heard you watched over me last night. Thank you. / Margaret: Well, I was worried, Dave. You almost didn't make it. We had to soak you in that river to cool you down. / Dave: It's a good thing I don't remember anything. / Margaret: You know? Back in the woods, when you were dying, the Devil offered to save your life... / Dave: WHAT? Margaret, you DIDN'T make a deal with him, RIGHT? / Margaret: No. But I ALMOST did, Dave. Almost. / Margaret: Who knows what he will do to you in the future? I don't know if I'm gonna have the strength next time. / Margaret: You deserve better than this, Dave. / Dave: Margaret, I will decide what I deserve. Not you. / Margaret: And for what? Just one day together and I broke your heart. Do you still love me, even after that? / Dave: Yes I do! Can't you see it? / Margaret: Yes, I can see you're at least convinced you do. / Margaret: You know what you told me last night? You told me I was your worse eneymy. Because I wouldn't take you but I wouldn't let you go eithe. / Dave: I was babbling. / Margaret: It's the same thing you told me under the truth serum. / Dave: Oh, I can see where you're going with all this... / Margaret: You don't love me, Dave. I just have you trapped. And I don't want that. / {{Part of the "The Adversary - Gone With the Storm" storyline}} |
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