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| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Everybody is gathered around a table]]
/ Mike: So, here we're going to pool our collective experiences, and try to draw some conclusions we can use.
/ Mike: Lately, it seems that Satan is targeting us one by one.
/ Mike: He's also taking a much more agressive approach.
/ Mike: I think it's time we learn to defend ourselves. / [[Mike puts his tentacle around Dave's neck and pulls him so he stands up]]
/ Mike: And now, with the most recent tale of things gone spectacularly bad, heeeere's David Jones!
/ Dave: ACK! Hey, wait! Why me??? I don't want to go FIRST!
/ Mike: I think everybody needs to hear about the dry-cleaning story before we get to the really bleak stuff. / [[Dave stands, looking very nervous. Sweating]]
/ Dave: Uuuuh... Right. So, I... I was looking for Chester... my soul cat, you know, and I started chasing April and Diana, because... eh, I better skip that part.
/ Dave: And there was this b-b-big house and I noticed there was a CAT inside, and, and I, well I... / [[Dave is sitting, head slumped on the table]]
/ Mike: Dave? 5 people listening to what you're saying doesn't really count as "speaking in public."
/ Roger: There's actually a lot more people if you count the multiple personalities.
/ Dave: *sob* Stop staring at me... http://crfh.net/d/20050510.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The whole group is sitting around a table]]
/ Roger: And I think I vaguely remember Mike talking to me and I was mad at him for some reason. And that's it. Blank from there.
/ Mike: Right. Well, at this point his voice changed and he said "Pleased to meet you, I hope you guess my name!"
/ Dave: Hum! That's Satan all right. He said the same to me once.
/ Roger: Really? Wow, just like in that Chimpanzee song! / April: What Chimpanzee song?
/ Roger: You know. That "Chimpanzee for the Devil" song.
/ April: You mean... "Sympathy for the Devil."
/ Roger: Huh? No, I mean the Rolling Stones one.
/ April: That's the one.
/ Roger: But...
/ April: No chimpanzee. / Roger: Well, the coolness levels of that song just dropped 666%.
/ Dave: Yours, on the other hand, are intact. http://crfh.net/d/20050511.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The whole gang is still gathered around a table.]]
/ Mike: [[counting on his fingers]] Right. So we have three kinds of possession here... The animal and inanimate object kind, which we can safely ignore for now. Secondly, what we can call the pre-possession stage, which leads to a full possession. Am I missing anything?
/ Margaret: You're forgetting about satanic influence. You know, the kind that makes us go evil. Like April. / April: EXCUSE ME??? I wasn't influenced by Satan. Who the Hell says I can't be bad? I will be evil if I want to!
/ Marsha: But why would you WANT to be evil? It makes no sense!
/ April: Why NOT? Suppose, for a moment, that I don't like you. Then I would...
/ Marsha: Me??? That's RIDICULOUS! Everybody likes me! / Margaret: So yeah, scratch that one. I don't want to blame Satan when I finally snap and deliver the kickass of the century upon those two.
/ Mike: [[unimpressed]] Heh. Someday Satan is gonna have a demon meeting and they're going to discuss the existence of Aprilic influence. http://crfh.net/d/20050512.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Roger and Dave are walking]]
/ Dave: Frankly, there were some things I was better off not knowing. Like the fact that Satan wants Margaret dead. Yeah, I'm going to have sweet dreams now.
/ Roger: Dude, you complain about everything. If I knew I was possession-proof, I'd be happy.
/ Dave: Well, I'm not sure I AM.
/ Roger: Did you get the vibe Mike's hiding something from us?
/ Dave: Ugh, don't mention it. Enough revelations for a day. / [[Mike holds out the Satanic staff. Dave has an "oh crap" look.]]
/ Mike: Well, guys... I think there's room for just one more. http://crfh.net/d/20050513.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The girls are walking together]]
/ Marsha: What the HELL??? This has been hanging over your head for HOW LONG now, and you never told me?
/ Margaret: I didn't want anyone involved! These people got in just because they never mind their own business!
/ Margaret: Why are people so MIGHTY offended that I don't go looking for a shoulder to cry on?
/ April: Hey, you told me by accident. Not my fault. / Marsha: Because I'm your friend! That's what you're supposed to do!
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] According to who?
/ Marsha: According to NORMAL people!
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] Whatever your mutant little head says... http://crfh.net/d/20050517.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Roger and Dave are staring at Mike, who's holding the Satanic staff]]
/ Roger: Um, wwwhat's going on, Mike? Are you posessed or something?
/ Dave: [[eyes starting to glow]] Voice hasn't changed. I think it might be a prepossession...
/ Roger: Messing with our minds, as always?
/ Dave: He wouldn't JOKE with that thing around me. It already tried to kill me once...
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] Pfft! You can't tell special delivery from regular evil, right... Catch, Dave. / [[The staff slips itself in Dave's sleeves, across his shoulders]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20050518.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike confronts Roger in front of the bathroom door. Roger has interposed a chair between them]]
/ Roger: Hey, get away. You do not wax your bikini line, so I'm not interested in rasslin'.
/ Mike: But are you interested in dying? Think of it as just a really long vacation!
/ Roger: If the buffet is not included, then no thanks.
/ Mike: [[whirling his tentacle like a lasso]] There IS a buffet. All the worms you can eat, free of charge!
/ Roger: Look, I know you're just trying to distract me so I... / [[Mike whips the chair out from between them... with his hand. He grabs Roger's forearm with his tentacle]]
/ Mike: Mmmh? / [[Roger goes partly werecoyote and hurls Mike to the side]]
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Mike is upright again. The Satanic staff snaps back into Mike's tentacle]]
/ Roger: Now, Mike, this is my warning stare...
/ Mike: Relax, Roger.
/ Roger: Nuh-huh. First it's relax, then the internal bleeding. Don't ask how I know that.
/ Mike: Ew. All right, I guess that wasn't so bad with you. Dave, on the other hand, sucks.
/ Roger: I don't want to hear about your private activities either. / [[Dave storms into the bathroom, looking really angry]]
/ Dave: In 25 words or less, give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't kill you right away.
/ Mike: You'll go to Hell and get tortured until you make a deal with the Devil, like me?
/ Dave: You...
/ Dave: What? http://crfh.net/d/20050524.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The guys are in the kitchen. Mike carries the Satanic staff]]
/ Mike: Well, no, I still don't regret it. I believe Marsha is alive because of it. So screw Armageddon, mankind, and you guys. I'd do it again.
/ Roger: And you don't even play the fiddle that well. I honestly think you screwed us all.
/ Dave: You're an IDIOT, Mike! Don't you realize you're playing his game? There's no way you can win! / Mike: If I still believed I can live in the beautiful denial, I'd tell you, yes Dave, we can stay out of his game.
/ Mike: Since I don't, I think we should all be aware that Satan is going to go for the real deal... the ones we love most. Make your own personal decision.
/ Dave: There HAS to be another way, Mike.
/ Mike: Maybe. I don't like risks in that aspect. By the way, Blue is safe as well.
/ Dave: Blue?
/ Mike: You're welcome. Doesn't sound so bad now, right, Dave? http://crfh.net/d/20050525.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The guys are still talking in the kitchen]]
/ Mike: Well, why am I not surprised? After all, Blue's nothing but an easy lay for you.
/ Dave: That is downright INSULTING, and it's also a goddamn lie!
/ Mike: She means nothing to you if you'd leave her suffering in Hell.
/ Dave: I don't make deals with the Devil for anyone! Everything he touches turns bad!
/ Mike: So why don't you kill off your soul cat? I believe he qualifies.
/ Roger: Okay, shut up you two! I don't care about the ham, I just care about the price! Exactly what did you agree to, Sushibrains??? / Mike: Uh... ten minutes behind the wheel.
/ Roger: So he's going to possess you? I thought he didn't need our permission to do that.
/ Mike: Apparently, this means I *was* possession-proof, but whoops! Not anymore...
/ Dave: Right. So you're the leader of NOES, but you can turn into the enemy at any given second.
/ Mike: It could be a lot worse! If Satan possesses me, you guys could stop whatever I'm doing and I'd STILL be honoring my deal.
/ Dave: No it couldn't! Why can't he possess you all the time? I bet brimstone smells better than your feet anyway! http://crfh.net/d/20050527.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[The guys are in the kitchen]]
/ Mike: Guys, what is done is done. This makes me no different from Roger here, for example.
/ Roger: Except that you're leading NOES.
/ Mike: Well, who IS gonna lead? Dave?
/ Dave: At least *I* am possession-proof!
/ Mike: Look, we need someone whose standard strategy is different from hiding in a sleeping bag, sobbing!
/ Dave: Hey, I only did it ONCE. Besides, it would help if you at least got rid of that thing. / Mike: [[holding up "that thing", the Satanic staff]] Oh yeah, brilliant. Except that it can't be destroyed. And even if we could, what about my tentacle? And the fact that I can control you guys from across the room, using only mind tricks?
/ Roger: I heard Mount Doom is really nice this time of the year.
/ Dave: Good idea. Let's throw him in and let Fluffy lead. http://crfh.net/d/20050530.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Marsha and Margaret are at a coffee shop drinking take-away coffees. Margaret has a HUGE cup]]
/ Margaret: So, did you forgive April? Just like that?
/ Marsha: Yeah, I guess I feel a little sorry for her. I mean, I'm not even sure it's Mike she wants. I think she's just lonely.
/ Margaret: Uh oh. This sounds to me like you're planning on setting her up with someone.
/ Marsha: Well, duh! But not right now, I don't want it to make it look like it's out of pity.
/ Margaret: But it IS. / Marsha: And geez, I know you're compensating for your time in the woods, but don't you think that amount of caffeine is suicidal?
/ Margaret: Nah, it's my usual dose! They even named it after me!
/ Marsha: "The Browning Special"? Why is it written in chalk?
/ Margaret: Because it was named "The Suicide Special" before I threatened the owner with bodily harm! http://crfh.net/d/20050531.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Margaret and Marsha walk in the park]]
/ Margaret: It's not fair. We fought in the same kitchen. I even got eaten by that tentacle monster. So why do you have wings and I got nothing???
/ Marsha: Look, it has some downsides. They're hard to wash and dry. Bikinis are a no-no. And they are REALLY ticklish.
/ Margaret: Dude, you can FLY. Just how cool is that? I'd give up bikinis. / Marsha: Well, I don't know. Maybe you DID mutate, and it still hasn't kicked in.
/ Margaret: Pfeh. What kind of cool power can I get? I'm not interested in developing tentacles and molesting underage japanese schoolgirls.
/ Marsha: Humph! You know, discrimination against tentacled people makes Baby Cthulhu cry. http://crfh.net/d/20050601.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Diana is sitting on Roger's lap]]
/ Diana: Honey, you're not trying to make them kill you again, are you???
/ Roger: No... hmmm, he says killing each other is pointless. That we have to learn to neutralize each other without permanent damage.
/ Diana: They better. Because if they hurt you, it will be unpleasant. Know what I'd do? Remember Catch-22? / Roger: What, the hooker turned into a relentless assassin, looking for revenge?
/ Diana: No, the part with the cat that sits on some guy's face and suffocates him to death.
/ Roger: Uh... wait a minute. Knowing those guys, that isn't actually an incentive not to kill me.
/ Diana: But it should be an incentive to not letting them kill you! http://crfh.net/d/20050603.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Diana is on her way out of the room...]]
/ Roger: I don't think you need to change. You look fine to me.
/ Diana: Nah, I've been wearing this all day. Don't worry, it won't take long. In the meantime, Paul can keep you company.
/ Roger: If you don't mind, I'd rather wait hanging outside the window. / [[Paul enters the room]]
/ Paul: Hey Roger, I just wanted you to know if things don't work with my sis, I'm a readhead too, and I REALLY like to wear fur.
/ Roger: Uh... no offense, but there's a little SOMETHING I don't like about you.
/ Paul: Well, not THAT little, and... it's also an acquired taste.
/ Roger: You know, Paul, you just left TooMuchInformation road, and made a wrong turn into WhyTheHellDoWeHaveFreeSpeech, AGAIN? http://crfh.net/d/20050606.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave and April are in class. The blackboard reads "ALL YOUR FNORD ARE BELONG TO US"]]
/ Dave: Say April, if you're not going to study tonight, can I borrow some of your notebooks? I have to catch up on *everything*, oh so desperately.
/ April: Why are you asking me instead of Marsha? And I thought all you people were afraid of me.
/ Dave: Because Margaret already borrowed Marsha's, and believe me, I can go from 0 to 90 miles per hour in under three seconds. / April: Hum! All right. I'll let you have them for two whole days. But... I need a favor.
/ Dave: Does this favor involve any of my internal organs?
/ April: Perhaps just one.
/ Dave: All right, but only if it's above the waist. And your notes better be REALLY good. http://crfh.net/d/20050607.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave and April are talking in the park]]
/ Dave: Before you start talking... if it has something to do with conspiring against Mike, I don't want in. I don't even want to KNOW about it.
/ April: Since WHEN are you such a big Mike fan?
/ Dave: Since he's including me in his plan to make Dover give us a new chance. I have no idea how to do that on my own.
/ April: Right. Well, it IS about Mike. But I just wanted to know something.
/ Dave: Well, ask away. I can't promise I will answer. Talking too much can get me in trouble too, you know? / April: Dave, how could you do it? How could you forget about Margaret?
/ Dave: Uh, April, I know you sort of wanted to see us together, but...
/ April: No, you don't get it. I need to know how you did it.
/ Dave: Uh? How I did what?
/ April: I need to know how you can stop loving someone. Because I CAN'T. http://crfh.net/d/20050608.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Dave and April are talking, outdoors]]
/ April: I have tried everything. I have tried to ignore him. He certainly DOES ignore me...
/ Dave: April, he's a jerk. Why are you supprised?
/ April: I'm not. I have tried hating him, too. It was easy. And... it didn't work. So what did you do?
/ Dave: I did nothing. I just realized I deserve better. Perhaps it feels heroic to be treated like crap and still loving someone... but it doesn't last forever. / Dave: I was in love when I felt happy while I thought about her. But all that stopped happening. Eventually, all I could feel was pain.
/ Dave: If it's the same for you, then it's not love anymore. Perhaps you're stubborn. perhaps you feel it's not fair you never had a chance.
/ April: *sigh*
/ Dave: Perhaps you're just afraid of being alone. / Dave: Besides, I'm sure you can find someone a zillion times better than Mike. I dunno, one of those rich and good-looking guys...
/ April: But Mike IS rich and good-looking.
/ Dave: Or an optometrist.
/ April: Dave, I'm serious. And I'm not that good at dating either.
/ Dave: Look... being alone won't kill you. It doesn't kill ME. We still have a lot of time ahead to find someone. / [[Blue pops up behind Dave and pushes her breasts against the back of Dave's head]]
/ Blue: Put your hands in the air! This is a STICKY-UP!
/ April: [[thinking]] Yeah... http://crfh.net/d/20050609.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | [[Blue is hanging on to Dave's back, her cleavage around his neck. April gets up to leave]]
/ April: Mmh, I guess we'll have to continue this conversation later, Dave. See you.
/ Dave: Yeah, see you, cleavage!
/ April: Watch out for STDs.
/ Blue: [[to April]] And you watch out for your A-S-S, because even if my bro is too much of a gentleman to destroy you, *I* don't have that problem! / Dave: What are you doing here? Besides assaulting me with a lethal weapon... wait. You changed your hair.
/ Blue: Dave, you don't need to pretend you're looking at my hair.
/ Dave: Aw, you can't say I'm not trying.
/ Blue: Trying what?
/ Dave: I... keep forgetting. http://crfh.net/d/20050610.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! | Dave: Uh, I'm of course glad to see you, but I thought it was dangerous for us to be together... with the trackers...
/ Blue: Didn't Mike help you with it?
/ Dave: Nope.
/ Blue: Ah! Weird. Anyway, your signal disappeared a few days ago. And of course, I got rid of mine... / Dave: Really? Well, that's a relief. How did YOU get rid of it?
/ Blue: I tasered myself! Hardly fun, but I'm not depressed anymore...
/ Dave: You did WHAT? You people are crazy. Um, so, yeah, that explains it...
/ Blue: But let's not talk about nasty things. Unless they are the GOOD kind of nasty. / Blue: Seeee... I got off from school early. And NO ONE knows I'm here.
/ Blue: No one.
/ Dave: Ummmh...
/ Blue: [[poking him in the ribs]] Any ideas? http://crfh.net/d/20050613.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 15, 2005 | Dave: Uh... I dunno. I mean, it's surely tempting, but I think we better not.
/ Blue: Heheh. Because it's... nooooot right. Right?
/ Dave: I'm serious.
/ Blue: Wow. You actually are! Are you feeling well?
/ Dave: Yeah. But I think... I think we just need to calm down.
/ Blue: That's fine with me. Mind if I ask why? / Dave: I mean... it's just that sometimes you act like you're my girlfriend, and sometimes I act like I'm your boyfriend. But we don't actually have a relationship.
/ Blue: I'm not pressuring you into anything you don't want.
/ Dave: You don't understand. I actually want it. I just don't feel ready yet, okay? / Blue: So you're asking me for some time off? It sounds like a familiar speech.
/ Dave: Low blow, Blue. VERY low.
/ Blue: I'm sorry. I'm just reminding you what it feels like.
/ Blue: You just don't love me. I can live with that. You don't need to make up some pretty excuse. http://crfh.net/d/20050615.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 16, 2005 | Dave: Jesus, if I knew you were going to act like that, I would just have shtoinked you...
/ Blue: Forget the shtoinking. If you don't enjoy my presence anymore...
/ Dave: But I *do* enjoy your presence.
/ Blue: Then what is it? What's the big problem?
/ Dave: *sigh* Okay, look. I'm very tight on money right now. I can't spend on dates and chocolates and flowers. / Blue: Wait, this is about money? All about the stupid money???
/ Dave: Sure, it's stupid for YOU, because you don't have to feel humiliated because you can't afford to buy your girl some stuff.
/ Blue: But I don't WANT stuff!
/ Dave: Yeah, at first, I'm sure... But you're rich, and you're used to the good stuff, so...
/ Blue: I... can't believe you just said something like that to me. / Dave: Please don't be mad at me... it's just that I...
/ Blue: Sorry. Too RICH to CARE.
/ Dave: Wait, where are you -
/ Blue: [[cutting him off]] Away from you.
/ Blue: You LOSER. / [[Dave is now outside the library, leaning his head against the wall.]]
/ Roger: You know Dave, romancing the library building is one of the least effective ways of getting better grades.
/ Dave: My wall and I would like some privacy, please. http://crfh.net/d/20050616.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 18, 2005 | Roger: I have a small suggestion for you. You should smear yourself with honey and look for a bee farm.
/ Dave: What kind of STUPID advice is that???
/ Roger: Maybe then you'd worry about a problem that's already happening, instead of something that is you know, just in your head?
/ Dave: Roger, it's not in my head! If I ask her to be my girlfriend in my situation...
/ Roger: Dave, your situation only goes from bad to worse and then back to bad. Just consider that. / Dave: Yeah, you're right about that. So I guess it sucks to be me, as always.
/ Roger: It's all relative. For example, Mike asked me this morning if I can grow independent parts of my body at a given time. THAT is what I'd call worrying.
/ Dave: She was the only person who ever listened to me, and I drove her away.
/ Roger: You're still talking? Sorry, after a while, your voice turns into background music. http://crfh.net/d/20050618.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 20, 2005 | [[Inside the apartments]]
/ Mike: You don't have to be worried, honey. I'd never let anything happen to you...
/ Marsha: I'm not worried about myself. I'm worried about YOU. You're putting yourself in danger by leading NOES. I wish you could let someone else do it instead.
/ Mike: Well, if someone's going to be in charge of stopping Armaggedon, ironically enough, I'd feel safer doing it myself. / [[Marsha snuggles into him]]
/ Marsha: Is that why you told me you wanted to marry me? Because you think the world is going to end soon?
/ Mike: Uuh... partly, I guess. I don't know. Maybe I was just afraid I'd lose you again.
/ Marsha: But being married doesn't make a difference.
/ Mike: Marsha, you don't have to marry me.
/ Marsha: I didn't say I have to. But... maybe it's time for the next step? http://crfh.net/d/20050620.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 21, 2005 | Mike: Next step? You mean moving in together again?
/ Marsha: Nah, we would pay more rent. And we could use the money, eventually. For something better.
/ Mike: Like what?
/ Marsha: Something of our own. Big enough for us.
/ Mike: But you just said... / Marsha: I meant long-term. We have to start thinking... long term.
/ Mike: Wait a minute. Are you saying... do you mean...?
/ Marsha: I'm saying... yes. I want to marry you.
/ [[Marsha flutters her wings a bit.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20050621.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 22, 2005 | [[April walks through the park. Mike blurs past her]]
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] BYE APRIL! SO HAAAAPPEEEEEE!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20050622.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 23, 2005 | Roger: Look, don't ask. You really don't want to know this one.
/ April: Oh? Well, I didn't really care about knowing but now I REALLY want to know.
/ Dave: Crap. Okay. Um, apparently... Mike and Marsha got engaged. Or something.
/ April: Engaged.
/ Dave: Yeah. I'm sorry.
/ April: As in... marrying.
/ Roger: Exactly. Hey, you're not going to do something stupid, like trying to stick 6 billiard balls in your mouth to kill yourself?
/ April: Probably. / [[Outside Paul and Diana's apartment.]]
/ Paul: Well well, if it isn't the disgruntled customer.
/ April: [[waving money at him]] Shut up and shtoink me into amnesia. http://crfh.net/d/20050623.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 27, 2005 | [[In the girls' apartment. Margaret is working on a drawing]]
/ Margaret: Hey, I heard. Congratulations!
/ Marsha: Heheh! Well, Mike really knows how to call attention to stuff, doesn't he?
/ Margaret: I'd say so. Although maybe next time he can choose a way that is not collective-defenestration inducing.
/ Marsha: Aw, just think of it as human-sized confetti... / Marsha: Say, have you seen April around? I'm sort of worried about, you know. Her reaction to the news.
/ Margaret: I think she was at the library.
/ Marsha: Ah. Um... What is that?
/ Margaret: Weapon design.
/ Marsha: Sounds worrying.
/ Margaret: Nah. Hey, do you know if they sell holy water by the gallon?
/ Marsha: Sounds REALLY worrying. http://crfh.net/d/20050627.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is slumped face-down on the table]]
/ Dave: Nnnggh.
/ Roger: Man, you have to stop doing this to yourself.
/ Dave: Roger, if I did the right thing, why do I feel like a complete MORON???
/ Roger: Maybe it wasn't the right thing at all?
/ Dave: Yes it was. I told her the truth. Girls always complain men lie the whole time.
/ Roger: No, you idiot. They don't want the truth if the truth is ugly. So why don't you just call her?
/ Dave: She called me a loser.
/ Roger: Heh! Well, she was onto something, wasn't she? / Dave: Sure, Roger. Kick me while I'm down.
/ Roger: I don't get it. She says you're a loser, YOU say you're a loser... and yet if I say it you get upset.
/ Dave: I didn't say I was a loser. Just that I felt like one.
/ Roger: Feel like a loser, act like a loser. BE a loser.
/ Dave: I'm not. It's just that I, um, eh...
/ Dave: Well, crap. / [[Dave snatches Mike's cell phone from him]]
/ Dave: Gimme THAT!
/ Mike: ??? http://crfh.net/d/20050628.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! - June 29, 2005 | [[Dave is in the guy's bedroom, dialing Mike's cell phone.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20050629.html |
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