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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, November 14, 2007 | [[Flashback: April is at a customs station, re-entering the United States. She smiles flirtatiously at the customs official, who stamps her passport despite it showing Marsha's picture rather than her own.]]
/ April: Teehee!
/ April: [[narrating]] Unthinking, all the time. But that wasn't so bad. I kept moving forward.
/ April: [[narrating]] I was lucky, yeah. But I also was fast.
/ April: [[narrating]] I didn't stop to think. I lived only for the next half hour. / [[Flashback: April is at the side of a road, sticking her thumb out in hopes of getting a ride from a passing vehicle. A car passes her without stopping.]]
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, November 15, 2007 | [[Flashback: April is at a pay phone, making a call.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] Eventually, I had to make that phone call. I'd regret it really soon.
/ Roger: [[through the phone]] Mike's dead.
/ [[April looks shocked at the news.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] I couldn't even say anything.
/ April: [[narrating]] I couldn't even think. / [[Flashback: April phones someone else.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] So I started unthinking again. I made another phone call. / [[Flashback: April's sister June answers the phone in her circus trailer. She is brushing her hair in preparation for that evening's show.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] The eye of the mind can be so very cruel.
/ June: Hello? Oooh. Well, if it ain't college girl! How's life, April?
/ June: Preparing for my act, what else? http://crfh.net/d/20071115.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 16, 2007 | [[Flashback: June continues to brush her hair as she talks to April on the phone. She already has her makeup on.]]
/ June: Ah, yeah. Well, I'm also training for a new solo act. Hair hang!
/ June: Ouch indeed! What?
/ June: Yeah, I still have Belly's number, but I don't know if it's still Belly's number, why?
/ June: Why there, tho? Come back here, I'm sure there's a place for you if you want back in the ring. / [[Flashback: April is on the pay phone talking to June.]]
/ April: Um. Because. Look, June. I'm in a bit of trouble, okay? I can't really talk about it.
/ April: Uh... pissed off the wrong person. So yeah, you worked for Belly, can you help me?
/ April: Wellllll... the thing is... I need you to call him. And ask if you can come back for a while. / [[Flashback: June, still talking to April on the phone, is now looking somewhat annoyed.]]
/ June: What? Are you serious? No way.
/ June: Well, it's not that I'm very worried that you'd be pretending to be me, but I have an artist rep, April. I can't let you ruin it.
/ June: Fine. But if you screw up, I know nothing. You came here, borrowed my phone, made the call.
/ June: Do you even have an act? Cloud swing?
/ June: I'm only saying. It BETTER be good. http://crfh.net/d/20071116.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, November 20, 2007 | [[Flashback: April is standing outside Belly's circus, looking determined.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] So it was back to the circus for me.
/ April: [[narrating]] I had to bite the bullet on my fears and perform. There was no longer place in the outside world for me. / [[Flashback: April is performing on the cloud swing.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] I tried very hard not to think of Mom plummeting to her death. I know it's stupid to be afraid of such a thing, since I am a fugitive murderer and my head probably has a price.
/ April: [[narrating]] The scary thing is... / [[Flashback: April is hanging from the cloud swing, smiling and waving.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] With my short hair, I look like her. More than ever. http://crfh.net/d/20071120.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, November 21, 2007 | [[Flashback: April has just finished performing her cloud swing act. A clown comes up to her.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] Mom fainted during her act one night.
/ Clown: Nice show, June!
/ April: Teehee! Thanks!
/ April: [[narrating]] It doesn't have to happen to me. / [[Flashback: As the clown leaves, April looks visibly sick.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] I'm okay. Good health.
/ April: [[narrating]] Just like her. / [[Flashback: Outside of the tent, April vomits by a pole.]]
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 23, 2007 | [[In the dark of night, Marsha and Sticky are outside Belly's lighted circus. The moon, obscured by a thin haze, is shining. The wind is blowing, and bats are flying overhead. Marsha, dressed like a goth vampiress, has a very determined, almost scary look on her face. Her overcoat is now draped on Sticky, who is glowing red.]] http://crfh.net/d/20071123.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, November 26, 2007 | [[April is hanging upside down on the cloud swing, eyes closed and arms wrapped around herself.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] But... that doesn't matter. As long as I'm unthinking, I'm fine.
/ April: [[narrating]] Only it keeps getting harder and harder.
/ April: [[narrating]] Because I've been unthinking too long.
/ April: [[narrating]] It all comes to me. Things I tried to forget. / [[Flashback: Mike is offering an ear bud to April so she can listen to what's playing on his iPod.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] Things I tried to forget, even while they were happening.
/ April: [[narrating]] How I loved him from the very beginning. How I was his friend.
/ April: [[narrating]] How he'd smile to me, completely oblivious to what he was doing to me. / [[Flashback: April stares at Mike's butt while he's polishing his convertible at Spikey's Car Wash.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] How I tried to suppress all this, because it was no good. I had to think of my friends.
/ April: [[narrating]] And how, one night... that just changed. http://crfh.net/d/20071126.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, November 28, 2007 | [[Flashback: April and Mike are in superhero costumes, hugging each other after their struggle with Satan in the new dorms.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] It was the night he saved me from the Devil.
/ April: [[narrating]] I remember it now. I wish I didn't.
/ April: [[narrating]] I wish I could still believe the Devil made me do it. But he never touched me.
/ April: [[narrating]] Because Mike had to stand on his freaking broken leg and save me.
/ April: [[narrating]] How could I let him go after that? I'm only human.
/ April: [[narrating]] Mike was right. The Devil won that one. He always wins. / [[Flashback: April, with rotten pumpkin in her hair, punches Mike, who is on crutches, hard in the face.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] It went downhill pretty fast.
/ April: [[narrating]] I was only human, so naturally enough, after Mike saved my life, my SOUL...
/ April: [[narrating]] I paid him back.
/ April: [[narrating]] I saved him from Marsha and then I unleashed her on him.
/ April: [[narrating]] I told him I loved him and then I punched him hard. / [[Flashback: April, holding up her ball gown after having had sex with Mike, stares open-mouthed after Mike, who is leaving the hotel room.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] I left him alone and then got his ass kicked.
/ April: [[narrating]] I seduced him and then I raped him.
/ April: [[narrating]] I finally gave up on him. And then I killed him. http://crfh.net/d/20071128.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, November 30, 2007 | [[April is hanging upside down on the cloud swing, thinking.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] And that's it.
/ April: [[narrating]] There's nothing more to it.
/ April: [[narrating]] I wasn't that drunk. / [[Flashback: April, still in her ball gown, lunges towards her target with a kitchen knife.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] I cannot keep unthinking. I cannot keep on believing bulls[[obscured]].
/ April: [[narrating]] I killed Mike.
/ April: [[narrating]] It was no accident.
/ April: [[narrating]] Yes, he got in the way. But I could have stopped. I had plenty of time to stop.
/ [[End of flashback.]] / [[April is still hanging upside down.]]
/ April: [[narrating]] I had months.
/ April: [[narrating]] One second, and it was done.
/ April: [[narrating]] And the last thing he ever said to me... http://crfh.net/d/20071130.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, December 5, 2007 | [[Flashback: Mike has been stabbed by April, and blood is pouring out from his mouth. Marsha has returned after calling for help, and is now by his side, crying.]]
/ Mike: Nh. Hffn. Nice... dress.
/ Marsha: I hate it SO much.
/ Mike: Nonsns. You look ghhhrt. Yum!
/ Marsha: Can't say the same about you, *sniff*... dumbass.
/ Mike: Psschh. I... look worss. Afffter finals. And / [[The darkness creeps in on Mike. Mike clutches Marsha.]]
/ Mike: Oh nnno. Hhh. Here they c-ome.
/ Marsha: [[surprised]] What? I don't see...
/ Mike: Sshhh. Dnn make noise. Maybe... they go hhway.
/ Marsha: [[now alarmed]] What are you talking about???
/ Mike: Closssng in.... Mmh Marsha?
/ Marsha: Oh God, you're scaring me...
/ Mike: Fff. Forgive. Me. / [[The darkness encroaches and drips onto Mike, taking him away.]]
/ Marsha: Forgive you for what?
/ Marsha: Mike? Forgive you...?
/ Marsha: Mike, honey?
/ Marsha: MIKE!
/ Marsha: MIKE!!!
/ [[Marsha becomes hysterical as Mike dies.]] http://crfh.net/d/20071205.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, December 7, 2007 | [[April is hanging upside down on the cloud swing, eyes closed.]]
/ April: [[thinking]] The last thing he said to me was that the Devil had won.
/ April: [[thinking]] But he still wanted me to run away and be safe.
/ April: [[thinking]] I guess this means he had forgiven me.
/ April: [[thinking]] Perhaps this is the most painful thing about it all. / [[A furious Marsha suddenly appears, flying in mid-air. She uses a glowing Sticky to jerk April into an upright position on the cloud swing, and applies a stranglehold on her.]]
/ Marsha: Forgive him for WHAT, April???
/ Marsha: Forgive him
/ Marsha: for
/ Marsha: WHAT?! http://crfh.net/d/20071207.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, January 7, 2008 | Marsha: Hello, Blondie. Did you think you could get away with it? Mmmh?
/ [[Marsha is standing behind April, and has her magic staff across April's neck. April is clutching at the stick.]]
/ April:AGH sht Marshhk, wait a sec, GHHK
/ Marsha: Tell me what I want to know and maybe I'll make it quick.
/ April: HHJHH what
/ Marsha: He did something really bad, April. What did he do?
/ April: WhatWhoMike? UUUGHHHMrsh, can't evn BRETHE, cmn! / Marsha: There. Start talking.
/ [[Marsha and April are in the same positions, April's feet are shown. They're twisting themselves around the cloud swing rope]]
/ April: Hhhh. Marsha. Why do you want to know what we... what Mike did. He's dead.
/ Marsha: He's dead because you KILLED him. And it wasn't an accident, April. I know that.
/ April: That's not trueGGHHHK!
/ Marsha: For the last time. What. Did. He. Do.
/ April: Wellll ugh, we were, just talking? And he kissed me.
/ Marsha: He what?
/ April: And then we had WILD sex. Happy? Are you hhhappy?
/ Marsha: ... http://crfh.net/d/20080107.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 9, 2008 | [[April is still being choked by Marsha with Sticky.]]
/ April: RRRRHGGAAHGGGH!
/ Marsha: I'm sorry, was I supposed to lose my grip on you when I heard that?
/ April: It's the TRUTH!
/ Marsha: Did he whisper in your ear, April? Right at the very end?
/ April: HAH! Trick question! He did it at the BEGINNING! There, PROOF! / Marsha: [[smiling]] Oh, you poor fool. You have no idea, do you?
/ April: Hhhwhat the kkHELL are you talking ABOUT???
/ Marsha: Mike never had sex with you, April.
/ Marsha: That was HIM. They made a deal of some sorts.
/ Marsha: He was POSSESSED, April. I almost feel sorry for you...
/ April: [[surprised]] WHAT???!!! http://crfh.net/d/20080109.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, January 14, 2008 | April: [[angrily]] You're CRAZY, Marsha! Total Denial!
/ [[April pulls hard on Marsha's hair with one hand.]]
/ Marsha: [[surprised]] OOWW!!
/ April: Mike WANTED me! And you didn't notice because you! / [[April launches herself on the cloud swing, away from a stunned Marsha.]]
/ April: ARE! / [[April swings back towards Marsha.]]
/ April: CRAZY!!!
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 16, 2008 | [[An enraged Marsha, flying in midair, hits April hard on the head with a glowing Sticky.]]
/ Marsha: HUH! The NERVE!
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Marsha, grinning evilly, raises a glowing Sticky, about to deal the final blow to April.]] / [[A bullet passes through Marsha's right wing, spraying blood. Marsha, stunned, lets go of Sticky.]] / [[Hazel, dressed completely in black, looks up at Marsha. Her extended arm holds a still-smoking gun.]] http://crfh.net/d/20080118.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, January 21, 2008 | [[April, having been lowered from the cloud swing, is now on the ground, rubbing her head. A goon stands over her, aiming a gun at her.]]
/ Hazel: [[off-panel]] Hello, April.
/ April: Uuugh. Who are you... I'm not April, she's.... uh, just my twin sister, and...
/ Hazel: [[off-panel]] Oh, save it. Last time we met I bugged you. Still, nice try.
/ April: Gnnncrap.
/ April: I guess you're going to kill me now.
/ Hazel: [[off-panel]] Well. I don't know about that, April.
/ Hazel: [[off-panel]] Do you know what the doctors said? / [[April looks up and sees Hazel facing away from her. Hazel is dressed entirely in black and holding a gun in one hand. Beyond her is a watchful Tyler, also armed and wearing black.]]
/ Hazel: They told me Mike spent his last minutes alive in excruciating pain.
/ Hazel: You got him good. All the way through.
/ April: It was...
/ Hazel: Shhhh. I'm talking. Never talk while I'm telling one of my wacky stories.
/ Hazel: Yesterday a guy I was going to shoot dead tried to get cute with me. He told me I looked REALLY GOOD for my AGE. http://crfh.net/d/20080121.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 23, 2008 | [[Hazel is telling April a story.]]
/ Hazel: I got him wrapped in chains like a taco, got him in a chopper, then dropped him inside a volcano.
/ Hazel: It's a happy bubbly death, don't you think?
/ April: [[off-panel]] Uhhh.... / Hazel: Granted, I have been in a foul mood since Mike died... but still.
/ Hazel: So! I'm curious, blondie. Considering that you killed my baby boy.
/ Hazel: What do you THINK I'm going to do to you? / April: [[fearfully]] *GULP*
/ April: Not the volcano thing, right?
/ April: Because that would be...
/ April: Unoriginal? http://crfh.net/d/20080123.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, January 25, 2008 | [[April is on her knees, now very afraid for her life.]]
/ April: But! You should... let me go.
/ Hazel: [[off-panel]] Hahahah! No, really. Please continue. Whyyyy?
/ [[April begins to cry. Tears run down her cheeks.]]
/ April: Because... it was an accident. I wasn't trying to kill Mike. And... he knew it.
/ April: He wanted me to run away. To be safe. *SOB* It's what he would have wanted...
/ Hazel: [[off-panel]] Nice try, Blondie. Very nice try. / April: [[off-panel, quivering]] It's TRUE! He s-s-said...
/ Hazel: I believe you. Still, I'm not Mike. I don't care what he wanted. God bless him, he had an inconveniently big heart.
/ [[Hazel raises her gun with both hands and smiles.]]
/ Hazel: Say, you're in really good shape, aren't you?
/ April: [[off-panel, deathly afraid]] Oh GOD
/ Hazel: Neat. It'll take you a very long time to die. Boys, wrap this one for take-out. / April: [[off-panel, terrified]] NOOOO! Wait, you can't do this! I'm PREGNANT!
/ Hazel: Mmmh?
/ April: [[off-panel, quivering]] I swear! I'm carrying Mike's child! For HONEST!
/ [[Hazel now has an evil smirk on her face.]]
/ Hazel: RrrrrrEALLY. / [[Hazel takes April's head in her right hand.]]
/ Hazel: Oh honey. You have no idea what you just did, do you?
/ Hazel: You just made the second worst mistake of your LIFE. http://crfh.net/d/20080125.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, January 28, 2008 | [[Inside the Green mansion, Blue is on her cell phone, calling Margaret.]]
/ Margaret: [[through the phone]] Hello. This is YAAAWN Margaret. I'm already asleep. At the sound of the beep, leave your name and address so I can hunt you down and kick your...
/ Blue: Sheesh, sorry. It's only 9!
/ Blue: Anyway, can I speak to Marsha, please? She's not answering her cell phone. / [[Switch to Margaret's apartment. Margaret is in a green robe and looking tired.]]
/ Margaret: She's not here. KTHXBYE.
/ Blue: [[through the phone]] Wait! Where is she? Do you know?
/ Margaret: She probably went to a bat convention. Back to sleep now.
/ Blue: [[through the phone]] I'm serious! C'mon!
/ Margaret: I dunno, kid. Yesterday she just flew away and hasn't come back.
/ Blue: [[through the phone]] She went flying??? Goddammit, I told her to use Mike's convertible! / [[Switch back to Blue.]]
/ Margaret: [[through the phone]] She can't drive... wait, what? What are you up to?
/ Blue: Uh, nothing. I... misunderstood you. Listen, I think Dave's phone is off the hook, could you please tell him I'm on my way there? Thanks!
/ Margaret: [[through the phone]] Sssuuuure. I will. *click*
/ Blue: Wait, were you being sarcastic? http://crfh.net/d/20080128.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, January 30, 2008 | [[In his bedroom, Dave is asleep with Chester curled up beside him. Blue calls out to Dave as she enters his apartment.]]
/ Blue: [[off-panel]] DAVE? HEY DAVE!
/ Blue: [[off-panel]] ARGHdamn Dave, are you asleep?
/ Blue: [[off-panel]] Didn't you get my message? / [[Blue enters Dave's bedroom.]]
/ Blue: Man, nobody ever calls you but me? What's wrong with you?
/ Blue: You sleep like a comatose rock!
/ Blue: Uh, Daaaave!
/ Blue: Green eyes?
/ Blue: Sexyshorts!
/ Blue: C'mon, are you gonna wake up or what? / Blue: Well, nobody can say I didn't try talking...
/ [[Blue gets a playful look on her face, and reaches down to squeeze Dave.]]
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 4, 2008 | [[A sleepy Dave rubs his eyes as Blue leads him out of the apartment and towards the elevator.]]
/ Dave: Wwwaaaait... what are you doing here... where are you taking me... how many licks does it take to get to the chewy center...
/ Blue: That's a lot of questions! Anyway, I need you to help me with stuff. Nuff said.
/ Dave: But how did you get here... this is insane, it's like 1 a.m....
/ Blue: Mike's convertible. The OTHER one.
/ Dave: But your demon mother...
/ Blue: Bah, she's not home and she doesn't pay attention anyway these days. / [[Inside the elevator, Dave looks down and suddenly realizes that he's still only wearing his black boxers.]]
/ Dave: Wait a SECOND! I'm in an elevator SANS PANTS!
/ [[Blue smirks at Dave, who is now blushing red.]]
/ Blue: Haha! I was wondering how long it was gonna take you to catch up on THAT!
/ Dave: Are you crazy? I'm not going anywhere like this! I'm going back!
/ Blue: There's no time! Also, what's the big deal? I'm taking mine off as soon as we get to the car.
/ Dave: Well, why are we standing around like morons? Let's jump up and down on this thing so it goes FASTER! http://crfh.net/d/20080204.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 6, 2008 | [[Dave and Blue are in Mike's other convertible. Blue is driving.]]
/ Dave: You liar. You didn't take your pants off.
/ Blue: Pssch! Haha, Dave. C'mon. There will be time for shenanigans later.
/ Dave: I'm just saying! People who lie about the pants are up to no good.
/ Blue: Well, that description fits.
/ Dave: What ARE you up to, Blue? What couldn't wait until morning? / Blue: Like I said, I need your help. Well, maybe not. But just in case. You don't mind, do you? Hey, are we out of the city yet?
/ Dave: [[looking out his window]] Looks like it.
/ Blue: Good. Buckle up.
/ [[Dave begins to put on his seatbelt.]]
/ Dave: Did you miss your exit or something?
/ Blue: No. We're not going to my house.
/ Dave: So where are we going? / [[Blue suddenly speeds up the car... a LOT. Dave is taken by surprise and grips his seat.]]
/ Dave: So... the answer to "Where" is "HELL", and the answer to "How" is "Really F[[obscured]]G FAST".
/ Blue: Jesus God, Dave, I'm only doing 130... http://crfh.net/d/20080206.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 11, 2008 | [[Blue and Dave are in Mike's convertible, with Blue driving.]]
/ Dave: Could you please slow down??? I still haven't paid for all the sins of my past life!
/ Blue: I can't. We're already late.
/ Dave: Late for what? Stop dancing around my questions!
/ Blue: I'm not! I just don't want you to freak out. That's all.
/ Dave: You ARE freaking me out because you refuse to tell me!
/ Dave: Did you run away from home? Are we doing something illegal? Am I gonna get killed for this? / Blue: [[turning towards Dave]] What? NO! Green eyes, you still don't trust me! Don't you know I would never put you in danger???
/ Dave: Of course I trust you! I'm in my undies in a car going faster than Superman at 2 am, and OHDEARGODEYESONTHEROAD!
/ [[Dave covers his eyes, fearing a horrific impact with whatever is on the road ahead.]] / [[The car zooms past the obstacle as Blue focuses on the road once more.]]
/ Blue: Well, that cow didn't have any lights. Besides, nothing was going to happen, it was in its own lane! Hohohoh!
/ [[Blue grins nervously.]]
/ Dave: Every day that passes I'm more convinced I was Hitler. http://crfh.net/d/20080211.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, February 12, 2008 | [[Dave and Blue are talking in Mike's other convertible, with Blue driving.]]
/ Blue: Okay, I'll tell you. We're going to look for Marsha. I haven't heard from her and I'm slightly worried.
/ Dave: Really? Well, that's not bad at all! How do you know where to look?
/ Blue: A big parking lot that's used to hold flea markets.
/ Dave: What would she be doing there?
/ Blue: Wellllll... I told her to go there. / Dave: [[surprised]] Wwwait a minute! It's a circus, right? Is April there? Are you INSANE???
/ Blue: [[annoyed]] Yeah, yeah, April's there, what about it? Are you going to get all holier-than-thou on me or what?
/ Dave: But don't you know that Marsha is crazy?
/ Dave: She'll KILL April!
/ Blue: Well DUH, that's why, Asimov! / [[Dave is shocked by Blue's revelations.]]
/ Dave: Dear Holy God, that's...
/ Dave: I can't even...
/ [[Dave begins to get mad.]]
/ Dave: Blue.
/ Dave: Stop this car.
/ Dave: RIGHT NOW. http://crfh.net/d/20080212.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Wednesday, February 13, 2008 | [[Inside Mike's other car, an annoyed and suspicious Dave is talking to Blue, who is driving.]]
/ Dave: Are you telling me you have been plotting the death of a person? Using another, innocent person who needs a lot of help?
/ Blue: Oh, don't be a hypocrite. You were gonna kill those guys just because they laughed at you.
/ Dave: Yeah, that was stupid. And I'm GLAD you stopped me. But this...
/ Dave: Blue, this is evil. This is GREEN evil.
/ Dave: If you don't walk away from this, I will never be able to look at you the same way again. / Blue: [[dispassionately]] Bitch must pay, Dave.
/ Dave: [[angrily]] So call the cops and put her in jail if you must, but DON'T you stain your soul with BLOOD!
/ Blue: She killed my brother. She killed the ONLY person who ever gave a damn about me.
/ Dave: Yes, that's true, and it STILL doesn't make it right!
/ Dave: I'm not going to be part of something like this. EVER! / [[As Blue becomes more emotional, Dave crosses his arms in anger.]]
/ Blue: I... was hoping that you'd understand. *SNIFF* I was wrong.
/ Dave: I understand, Blue. I really do.
/ Dave: But I'm not... I just CAN'T be okay with this.
/ Blue: And now you leave me alone. Again.
/ Dave: I'm right here.
/ Dave: But YOU are going away. http://crfh.net/d/20080213.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Thursday, February 14, 2008 | [[Dave and Blue are arguing in Mike's other convertible. Blue is crying, while Dave is taking off his seatbelt.]]
/ Blue: What in the Lord's name are you doing???
/ Dave: I'm not going anywhere with you unless you promise you're not going to go through with this.
/ Blue: Are you insane? We're in the middle of nowhere! You are not even *sob* wearing PANTS!
/ Dave: I don't care.
/ Blue: I don't BELIEVE this! You're taking her side??? Just... what the HELL!!!??? / Dave: I'm not taking her side, Blue. April is my friend, but this is not about her.
/ Dave: This is about you and the line you're about to cross.
/ Dave: Why don't you just take me home to snuggle in bed, instead of murdering someone and going to Hell?
/ Dave: Is it that hard of a choice? / [[Moments later, Dave finds himself on the side of the road, looking almost shell-shocked as Blue zooms off in the car.]]
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Friday, February 15, 2008 | [[Dave is despondent as he trudges along the road.]]
/ Dave: *MEGASIGH* / [[Dave is blinded by the headlights of an approaching vehicle.]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] ...???!!! / Jay: [[off-panel]] Hey, PETUNIA!
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Monday, February 18, 2008 | [[Blue is angrily crying and cursing Dave in her mind as she speeds down the highway, having left Dave behind on the side of the road.]]
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! for Tuesday, February 19, 2008 | Blue; Where IS he? He couldn't have got beyond here, it's too far away on foot! And I couldn't have missed him, it's like the third time I go around!
/ I think he's not here. He probably thumbed. I hope so.
/ Although I don't remember too many cars coming from the other direction. Mmh. / Unless...he's hiding. He hides when he hears a car approaching, because he's too embarrassed to thumb in his underwear. Ugh. That sounds like him.
/ In that case, I'm never gonna find him by night, and not before I run out of gas. I hope I can even make it to the next station. / I should have never let him alone out here. Good God, I really AM acting crazy.
/ *sigh* This would have been a lot simpler if I could just LIE to him. http://crfh.net/d/20080219.html |
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