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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dr. Sydney holds a gun to Dave, who's bleeding from the nose.]]
/ Dave: Ooooh my God. I'm dead, am I? Am I?
/ Dr. Sydney: No, but I think you're PSYCHIC!
/ Dave: Weren't YOU dead? I saw you drowning! What the Hell.
/ Dr. Sydney: Oh yeah, I was. Then I got better! Then I got this gun.
/ Dave. Put that away... I'll... I'll zap your ass back to the ocean, I... / Dr. Sydney: Don't make me laugh, kid. I designed your tests. If that nosebleed is a sign, you're completely drained.
/ Dave: Aw, man! All the guys that come back from the dead are the ones who HATE me! Why don't you idiots pick a goddamn SIDE? Then I'll just pick the other one!
/ Dr. Sydney: Aaah, well. THAT I can help you with, laser-zits. http://crfh.net/d/20090112.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dr. Sydney jabs the gun at Dave's neck.]]
/ Dave: UGH!!! Wait a second man I changed my mind
/ Dr. Sydney: That's all right, kid, I DIDN'T.
/ Dave: But wait, don't be like that, that's just not nice!
/ Dr. Sydney: Look, just be grateful it's gonna be fast, I spent a whole month at the bottom of the ocean.
/ Dave: Butbutbutbut MARGARET!
/ Dr. Sydney: Huh? / Dave: Margaret! She's gonna have a COW!
/ Dr. Sydney: Who...?
/ Dave: Margaret Browning! Brown hair, blue eyes, killer body! You know, your DAUGHTER???
/ Dr. Sydney: ...
/ Dave: ALSO I TOTALLY DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HER I SWEAR! http://crfh.net/d/20090114.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! 2009-01-16 | Soldier: Hey winged girl! FREEZE!
/ Soldier: Stop right there or we'll shoot you! / < http://crfh.net/d/20090116.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Marsha sweeps Sticky downwards as she looks back over her shoulder. Sticky is glowing in a magenta shade.]] / [[A sudden bright flash emanates from the glowing Sticky as Marsha aims the staff at the Dundun guards.]] / [[Marsha continues on her way as a large explosion wipes out the guards behind her.]] http://crfh.net/d/20090121.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret and Roger explore the lab in black ninja garb.]]
/ Margaret: The HELL was that?? I have heard a lot of explosions in my life, but man, that's WEIRD!
/ Roger: Never mind that, Margaret. It could be anything. I hear people coming, so let's go!
/ Margaret: But maybe we should look into it! What if Mike was involved?
/ Roger: Look, we're still going stealth, right? We gotta hide. C'mon, I know a really good place near here. C'MON!
/ Margaret: But if Mike was here, where's Dave? Something should have happened to him... / Roger: Oh please. He screwed up, surely, that's all. Stop worrying.
/ Margaret: How could he screw up? All he had to do was to keep an eye on Mike! I'm telling you something's WRONG!
/ Roger: Geez Margaret, stop acting as if Dave is just the most competent guy ever. He's NOT.
/ Margaret: I'm DETECTING a certain attitude, mister.
/ Roger: Wait, HE screws up, and *I* have an ATTITUDE?!
/ Margaret: Actually, yes. Am I missing something, Roger? Because if I didn't know better, I'd say you're JEALOUS.
/ Roger: ... http://crfh.net/d/20090123.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger and Margaret are still in black ops suits in an underground lab. Margaret glares at Roger.]]
/ Roger: Jealous, are you serious??? Why would I be jealous? Didn't I mention just a second ago that Dave is a LOSER?
/ Margaret: You're not jealous of Dave, you're jealous of Dave and ME.
/ Roger: Dave and...? Okay, first, I have Diana, and second, you two have NOTHING.
/ Margaret: Well, you're right! So tell me, what's the big deal? Is this about what happened in the woods? Do we have an unresolved hang-up here?
/ Roger: I SO do not want to talk about the woods right now! I don't understand it and neither do you! / Margaret: There's nothing to understand, and it seems to me that THAT is a problem for you! Besides, I though you said you didn't remember WHOAAA!!!
/ Roger: Oh GOD NO! There's that thing AGAIN!
/ [[Roger whisks Margaret the other way.]]
/ Roger: Let's get out of here before you do something you regret! http://crfh.net/d/20090126.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dr. Sydney still has the gun pointed at Dave's neck. Dave squints his eyes shut.]]
/ Dr. Sydney: How do you know about Margaret? Who the HELL are YOU?
/ Dave: I'm a friend of hers from high school! I... I saved her life the night your house exploded! And, and that Damascus guy told me...
/ Dr. Sydney: Oh, so you were the PERVERT that was peeping outside, huh?
/ Dave: I was in love with she! And, and you can't kill me, I'm her BOYFRIEND! / [[Dr. Sydney drops his gaze.]]
/ Dr. Sydney: Oh my God... she has a boyfriend.
/ Dave: Y-Yes, that would be... me.
/ Dr. Sydney: How's she doing? Is she in college?
/ Dave: Great. She's the best... look, can you point that elsewhere? We can't do anything to each other. Right?
/ Dr. Sydney: Does she know I'm alive?
/ Dave: Nnnyes. That's why we came here? To look for you? http://crfh.net/d/20090128.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger is holding back Margaret, who is strangely attracted to a big pulsating red button on the wall. The button is labelled "XD-00".]]
/ Margaret: WhooooaaAA! Will you look at the SIZE of that bastard...
/ Roger: NO! Margaret, don't get anywhere near it! That thing is INSIDIOUS!
/ Margaret: Does it do something pretty? Explodey? How many megatons?
/ Roger: No, it does something REALLY ugly and hairy! Believe me, I KNOW!
/ Margaret: But... / Roger: Ssh! Turn around and start walking! No more googly eyes at stuff, Margaret, try to get yourself under CONTROL here!
/ Margaret: Geez, OKAY, like it's my fault this place is full of cool things! Do you think they're hiring?
/ Roger: Surely they frown if your resume says you're DEAD! Shoo! Shoo!
/ [[Roger begins pushing Margaret back towards the doorway.]]
/ Margaret: Hey, no pushing! I can find my way to the door by... / Margaret: mys-
/ Margaret: ???
/ [[Margaret is at the doorway, but Roger is no longer behind her. He has pulled off his mask, which is now falling to the floor behind Margaret.]] / [[Roger is lovingly licking the big pulsating red button.]]
/ Roger: SLUURRRP!!!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20090131.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Dr. Sydney are in the helicopter. Dave has just told Dr. Sydney about Margaret.]]
/ Dr. Sydney: WHAT? She's HERE? What, you didn't tell her about this place???
/ Dave: Uh... yes... I did?
/ Dr. Sydney: How the HELL could you even let her come here? She's going to get killed, you little idiot!
/ Dave: I'm not the boss of her. She seriously punches very hard.
/ Dr. Sydney: Turn around. Get off this helicopter. Now!
/ Dave. Wwwwhat?
/ Dr. Sydney: We're going to get her, right now! Before she gets killed by the guards or that rogue mutant or the roaming zombie! / [[Dr. Sydney has Dave walk in front of him, gun pointed at Dave's back.]]
/ Dr. Sydney: Don't try to run away or I'll shoot you. You probably lied about her being your girlfriend anyway. Hah! Like I'm going to believe she'd fall for a loser like you. Walk!
/ Dave: [[thinking]] From "loser" to "laser" there's only ONE letter, chassis-face. Let's just wait and SEE. http://crfh.net/d/20090202.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Vernon Damascus is talking to Brazil on his cell phone.]]
/ Vernon: Brazil. Report.
/ Brazil: [[through the phone]] Yes sir. About that explosion. Apparently there's a mutant loose in section D. I sent some guys to deal with it.
/ Vernon: Not enough. Set some around section A to keep guard, and send in the rest. Protecting the surgery procedure is number one priority right now.
/ Brazil: [[through the phone]] Right away, sir.
/ Vernon: Oh, and Brazil, Hazel's daughter is around section D. If you find her keep her safe until I get there.
/ Brazil: [[through the phone]] Yes, sir. / [[Vernon ends the call and puts the phone back in his coat pocket.]]
/ Vernon: [[thinking]] Well, NOW I'm in a bad mood.
/ Vernon: [[thinking]] I guess I will have to do something about it. / [[Vernon pulls a yellow rubber ducky out of his coat pocket, squeezes it, and smiles.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20090204.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue is talking to Berlin inside a science lab room. Berlin has been drugged with truth serum by Blue.]]
/ Blue: So he just needs to eat better? That's easy. But my m... someone said he would die. That couldn't happen, right?
/ Berlin: Yesssh it cood. Iss like... a brkn uncle. Keep walkinonit, an iss gon be lk "Scanners"... kaboom!
/ Blue: Oh, shut the Hell up. What does he have to do then? How long does he have to wait?
/ Berlin: Psch I hava PhD bt thasss som'n I couldn find ooout. / Blue: What kind of dumb experiments were you guys running on him, anyway? Did you just make him laser and laser until he was half-dead? And you didn't even give him a sandwich? That's GRAND.
/ Berlin: Heeey don knock it, we founda lots stuff. We migh be evn abl to... risproduce it. Narf! / [[Vernon Damascus enters the room, holding a large, strangely-shaped gun in his hands.]]
/ Vernon: Oh, this is something. I leave a teenager with a scientist, and guess WHO ends up BAKED.
/ [[Blue's eyes open wide in surprise at hearing the unexpected visitor.]]
/ Berlin: Wheeeee!!! http://crfh.net/d/20090212.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Vernon Damascus, carrying a strange gun, confronts Blue. Blue pretends to be innocent.]]
/ Vernon: Well, what I'd like to know is, what the blitz is going on here?
/ Blue: Wha? I don't get it, how am I supposed to know?
/ Vernon: Have you been up to some mischief?
/ Blue: Of course not! What are you even talking about? What did I do?
/ Vernon: Did you DO something to Berlin? / Blue: [[sarcastically rolling her eyes and lifting her hands]] Oh, WOW, I guess I've been caught! You see, all this "visit" was an evil ploy! My friends are out there sneaking and/or destroying stuff, while I go around drugging your scientists! Because EVERYONE wants to be a Bond Evil Mastermind like you guys! DUUUH! / Vernon: Um. You're right, that's just too ridiculous. Let's go. Careful, we might actually run into some monsters.
/ Blue: [[thinking]] HAHA! Sucker.
/ Vernon: [[eying Blue and thinking]] Mmh, potential... http://crfh.net/d/20090215.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Margaret and Roger are in the control room. Margaret is angry at Roger, who is now looking chastised.]]
/ Margaret: Have I told you how much I HATE you, Roger?
/ Roger: Aw, man. I'm starting to worry I have some sort of button problem...
/ Margaret: I hate you. A. LOT. Roger.
/ Roger: So smack me with a newspaper. *pout* / [[Enter XD-00, a cybernetically-enhanced gorilla with guns mounted on its back. He begins sniffing Margaret.]]
/ XD-00: < http://crfh.net/d/20090218.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue and Vernon Damascus are in a corridor. Vernon has a big gun, and is talking to Brazil via an earpiece.]]
/ Vernon: Damascus here... Brazil? I keep hearing explosions... Have you still not neutralized the mutant threat?
/ Vernon: Oh, I don't believe this. He's loose again? Well, focus on that, please. I don't want to have to deal with that monkey myself, I'm busy!
/ Vernon: Yes, I'm hardly an idiot, Brazil, that isn't just a coincidence. I'll take a shortcut and meet the troops outside A, all right?
/ Blue: [[thinking]] What the Hell are those IDIOTS doing??? Do they call this STEALTH? I'm going to rip them a new one when I see them... / [[Vernon ends his conversation with Brazil, and talks to Blue.]]
/ Vernon: Well, Blue. I expect you're not claustrophobic. Are you? It means...
/ Blue: I know what it means. Uh, why???
/ Vernon: Well, there's some trouble on our way, so we're going to take a secret passage. I normally don't show them to anyone, but you're family, right?
/ Blue: Right... okay.
/ Blue: [[thinking]] Is this a trap? Is he setting me up?
/ Vernon: [[thinking]] Aaw, I almost feel bad about it... http://crfh.net/d/20090223.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! 2009-03-04 | Radio: Yakima, you copy? Section D main entrance is nonoperational.
/ Yakima: Yes, I've heard. I'm on my way.
/ Radio: Hurry up and fix it in case the troops are called back to section A.
/ Yakima: Sheesh Houston, I'm on it. One of the horses probably sneezed on the access control card reader again. Try not to hyperventilate, okay? / < http://crfh.net/d/20090304.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! 2009-03-08 | < http://crfh.net/d/20090308.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike's naked body is encased in a chamber of blue liquid. There are sensors attached to his head and chest. Marsha opens the chamber door.]] / [[Marsha bends over and creates a lot of pink fire with Sticky around the cylinder.]] http://crfh.net/d/20090312.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! 2009-03-18 | Dave: Man... you know what, I don't think I feel that mar... marvelous.
/ Dr. Sydney: Like it's my fault we keep running into guards. Keep walking, she must be around here.
/ Dave: What do you need me for? I'm telling you, I don't know where s-she is. Section D, is all she told me. I can't Do thisss anymore.
/ Dr. Sydney: As long as you can still make their guns explode from afar, you're as good as new to me. / Dr. Sydney: Wait a minute. What do you think you're doing?
/ Dave: Hhs. Stopping.
/ Dr. Sydney: Well, don't. We're not hanging at the mall, kid. Move it.
/ Dave: *shudder* N-No.
/ Dr. Sydney: Seriously. Keep walking or you die.
/ Dave: D-do you think with all the blood puking and the dancing spots is gonna be any diff'rnt? http://crfh.net/d/20090318.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! 2009-03-25 | Mike: HhhhEEY! Hey you!
/ Mike: So it took me a million years, but I finally got rid of 'em all! Anything else? Coffee? Sugar?
/ Mike: Can I go through your STUPID gate now? / Gatekeeper: No. / Mike: WHAT. http://crfh.net/d/20090325.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! 2009-03-27 | Mike: Welp. You should have said something. Before I left a yard or two of intestines back there.
/ Gatekeeper: I'm not saying I won't let you through. Not yet. At least I have to try to talk you out of it.
/ Mike: ... WWWhhhhy?
/ Gatekeeper: There's another gate, not far from here. You need to go up, not down.
/ Mike: Oh, you've got to be kidding me. / Gatekeeper: Go back where you belong, Michael. You have no business down there.
/ Mike: It's not time yet. Something HAS to be done. And I asked for permission, too.
/ Gatekeeper: Oh, you know He wouldn't say no to you. Still, you know He doesn't really approve it.
/ Mike: Nonsense.
/ Gatekeeper: Read between the lines, Mike. The Other alone can do nothing to accelerate the End. You're only showing an appaling lack of trust. / Mike: He can't? So what's the difference if I go through or not? Let me in.
/ Gatekeeper: You have no idea what you're doing down there.
/ Mike: I had an idea, but I keep forgetting. There's only so much you can do with a 19-year old brain.
/ Gatekeeper: That's my WHOLE point, actually. You're screwing everything up.
/ Gatekeeper: He can't do it alone... but with you, he CAN. http://crfh.net/d/20090327.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike is having a conversation with the Gatekeeper, who is the angel Gabriel.]]
/ Mike: WHAT? HahahahaOW! Ha!
/ Gabriel: [[off-panel]] What's so funny?
/ Mike: Yeah, well, it's almost like you're saying... that good ol' Lucy just PRETENDED he could trigger Armageddon early... just so I could go to Earth to try and stop him!
/ Mike: And, and somehow HELP him to it??? Come. ON! / Gabriel: Well, that's not the ONLY thing I'm saying.
/ Gabriel: I know you're not completely here yet. Still, do you recognize this?
/ [[Gabriel lifts a Sword of Light.]] / Mike: Yyyyeah, I think so. That's my REAL sword, isn't it? For the Big One?
/ Mike: Why do you have it? No one else is supposed to be allowed to touch it...
/ Mike: Oh my God.
/ Mike: Am I... am I being...
/ Mike: ...substituted? http://crfh.net/d/20090331.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Gabriel: I don't know. But He gave it to me the other day. Looked very sad, too...
/ Michael: Are you crazy??? You can't do it! You SUCK!
/ Gabriel: Now, now. I was only second best.
/ Michael: Seriously Gabriel, you can't win the Big one! Everything will be lost!
/ Gabriel: Well, what is to be done, then? / Gabriel: I'm telling you, I'm gonna look mighty silly when I blow that horn, and you don't show up because you're chained to a rock somewhere in the Pit.
/ Michael: Oh yeah, like THAT's gonna happen!
/ Gabriel: It has. And it was about to happen AGAIN. Just now. / Michael: ...crap. Okay, so it COULD, but...
/ Gabriel: But nothing. Mike, you're no match for the Enemy down there. You have no memories, no knowledge, and no power.
/ Gabriel: You're outwitted and outclassed.
/ Michael: Huh.
/ Gabriel: Go home. And do your job. http://crfh.net/d/20090403.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Gabriel: I don't know. But He gave it to me the other day. Looked very sad, too...
/ Michael: Are you crazy??? You can't do it! You SUCK!
/ Gabriel: Now, now. I was only second best.
/ Michael: Seriously Gabriel, you can't win the Big one! Everything will be lost!
/ Gabriel: Well, what is to be done, then? / Gabriel: I'm telling you, I'm gonna look mighty silly when I blow that horn, and you don't show up because you're chained to a rock somewhere in the Pit.
/ Michael: Oh yeah, like THAT's gonna happen!
/ Gabriel: It has. And it was about to happen AGAIN. Just now. / Michael: ...crap. Okay, so it COULD, but...
/ Gabriel: But nothing. Mike, you're no match for the Enemy down there. You have no memories, no knowledge, and no power.
/ Gabriel: You're outwitted and outclassed.
/ Michael: Huh.
/ Gabriel: Go home. And do your job. http://crfh.net/d/20090403.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike is talking to Gabriel the Gatekeeper.]]
/ Mike: You're right. I shouldn't go back. It's useless and I'm scared to death, so why go through all that?
/ Gabriel: [[off-panel]] Finally, he sees the light!
/ Mike: Take good care of my sword. No chopping veggies with it, okay?
/ Gabriel: [[off-panel]] Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get it back as soon as you go into the Garden again.
/ Mike: I know. Step aside, I'm going in.
/ Gabriel: [[off-panel]] But you said... / Mike: I know it's a terrible idea, but still.
/ Gabriel: ...Why?
/ Mike: Because if I was discarded by the Enemy, that means I have already helped him to bring an early End.
/ Mike: I have to fix that.
/ Gabriel: What's a few thousand years? It makes no difference. You'll be wasted for nothing. / Mike: Someone better than you and me thought the world, horrible and evil as it is, was important enough to care about.
/ Mike: So I don't want your Garden, and I don't want your Tree. / Mike: I just want to open my eyes
/ Mike: and
/ Mike: SEE
/ [[Mike's hand reaches for the Gate.]] http://crfh.net/d/20090409.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Brazil is giving orders to a troop of guards, all rushing in the direction he's pointing.]]
/ Brazil: XD-00 containment breach... *hhhk* Intruders must still be inside, door is locked as new security measure... *bzzt* surely dead, but take no chances!
/ Brazil: Go to the door and be ready! Glues on the back, bullets on front *kksh* shoot to kill enemies, but hold your fire on the monkey! Let the glues handle it! / [[Going through an open door, werecoyote Roger, Margaret and XD-00 face a line of guards.]] http://crfh.net/d/20090415.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dundun guard: [[off-panel]] Do not make any sudden movements, put your hands behind your head, and drop on your knees or we'll shoot! I repeat, do not...
/ Margaret: What are they REALLY saying, Roger?
/ [[Werecoyote Roger uses his keen hearing to eavesdrop on the guards.]]
/ Roger: They want to try and capture us alive. Me and the monkey, I mean. They want to "glue" us, whatever that means...
/ Margaret: Hm. I see. Well, you're gonna have to handle the guns.
/ Roger: I... might want to go BIG for this one.
/ XD-00: OOK?
/ Margaret: Before you do, could you give me a spring?
/ Roger: Sure, where do you wanna go?
/ Margaret: Past the first line. Where the funny-looking guns are. / [[Roger tosses Margaret over the front line of guards. Margaret prepares to kick butt among the rear guards, who are carrying guns attached to backpack reservoirs of glue.]] http://crfh.net/d/20090418.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[A Dundun goon carrying an orange suitcase with a happy stoner face on it encounters some fleeing guards in the green space of section D.]]
/ Antananarivo: Hey, where are you guys going???? Brazil said you needed drugs, and here they are!
/ Dundun guard: Change of plans, Antananarivo! Now we RUN for our lives!
/ Antananarivo: Wait, I've got a full case of drugs here! You got me out of my surgery-fun for this, and by Thor someone is gonna USE them! / [[Margaret is happily perched on top of XD-00, who is firing his shoulder-mounted guns. Huge Werecoyote Roger with red eyes is just behind.]]
/ Margaret: Run, cowards! Fear my BATTLE MONKEY! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
/ Roger: Uh, Margaret? Could you go easy on the firepower? I can take care of the rest, you know...
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20090422.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret: Hahah! Well I think we're done here, right? Are we f#$%ing AWESOME or what?
/ Roger: Huh. I guess we are. But can the high-fiving, fist-pumping and hip-thrusting wait till we're out of here?
/ Margaret: Aaaw! By the way, why are you human again? Here, this'll cheer you up! / Roger: Uh.... well, I got a couple of grazes here and there. I have to go human for a while so I can heal. It's nothing to worry about tho... say boss? Do you think we're going to find Marsha? I think this situation can become a lot more dangerous any minute now... Uh... Margaret?
/ Margaret: ... http://crfh.net/d/20090427.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is near the point of collapse with black spots dancing above his head, and holding his arm over his nose in an attempt to staunch his nosebleed. He spies someone behind Dr. Sydney, who has his gun trained on Dave.]]
/ Dave: !!!
/ Dr. Sydney: ? / [[Dave quickly gets in front of Dr. Sydney, while pulling the doctor behind him.]]
/ Dave: JesusGOD Margaret DON'T SHOOT! He's your D- / [[Margaret fires her gun at Dr. Sydney.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20090430.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret: What
/ Dave: Oh my God, Margaret. I'm so sorry.
/ Margaret: How
/ Dave: I... I tried to warn you but I just wasn't fast enough...
/ Margaret: WHY???
/ Dave: We were looking for you. But he wouldn't trust me.
/ Margaret: Oh. Okay. Yeah, all right. / Dave: It's not your fault. I mean, you didn't even KNOW he was alive, right? And with all the artificial parts, and you could only see his... Uh...
/ Dave: Margaret???
/ [[Margaret closes her eyes and aims the gun to her head.]] http://crfh.net/d/20090506.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave grabs Margaret's arm and the gun in an effort to stop her from committing suicide.]]
/ Dave: Margaret. C'mon. Don't do it. Please? Put it down.
/ Margaret: [[in despair, crying]] *SOB*
/ Dave: I can't lose you, not like this. Let it go. For me? / [[Margaret suddenly punches Dave violently, dropping him to the floor.]]
/ Margaret: F[[obscured]] OFF!!!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20090510.html |
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