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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: Listen, man. Blue is right, this is not good for you, not after last time. So why don't you just trust her and let it fly? / Dave: You don't understand. I don't trust MYSELF. I know me. I'm way Too stubborn sometimes... if I wait until I remember everything, I'll lose my chance of making it right. I'm running out of time. So c'mon. Please? / Roger: Hummm, okay. It went like this. First, you weren't so hot those days. After Dundun you went into a coma for a whole week, and couldn't see for some days after that. / Dave: Okay. can I start freaking out right now? / Roger: Yeah, I know... and when you found out about the deal we made with Damascus, you got really angry. / Dave: I can see that. Thank God. / Roger: But being angry was dangerous for you, so Margaret voted you off of NOES, then Mike, and you basically flipped us off and then... / Cookie: Hey boss! Are you coming back to bed, or not? / Roger: *sigh* Sorry, Cookie, this is going to take a while. / Cookie: Aaaaw... / Dave: WTF??? http://crfh.net/d/20090730.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: What the HELL was that??? / Roger: Oh, that's just Cookie. I'm sort of with her, now. You've met her. / Dave: Did I? Did I also ask what ever happened to Diana? / Roger: Yeah, and I said that it's none of your bees-knees. Long story. / Dave: Is she a were something? / Roger: Yeah, she's a werebabe. Can we move on, please? / Dave: Uh-huh, I get it. It's what I always said that would happen, right? You left Diana double-quotes for her own protection double-quotes. I guess this means you've finally given up on being human. I guess the going got too tough for puppy, am I right? / < http://crfh.net/d/20090804.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: {{thinking}} Don't get angry. Don't get agry. DON'T get angry don't get angry DON'T GET ANGRY / {{out loud. eyes start glowing}} Some FINE friend you are, Roger! Some fine friends I have! But why should I be surprised? Story of my LIFE! As soon as I start speaking the truth, you KICK me out! I should know by now, RIGHT? Well, then, ffffffffff.....* http://crfh.net/d/20090806.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[The members of NOES are inside a bedroom on Dundun Island. The scene is from Dave's point of view.]]
/ Margaret: Uh-huh. You can see now, so you're leaving.
/ Dave: I woulda left sooner if I knew where I WAS.
/ Margaret: Fine. Then, you're out of NOES.
/ Dave: WHAT? You can't DO that!
/ Margaret: I'm still the leader. So let's take a VOTE. Mike? / Mike: Um... sorry, guy. The political situation is pretty delicate, and this is not a good time for dissidence. If you want, you can be a satellite member. Like Blue? / Roger: I'm not saying you suck, because really, you don't. But you have issues, man. You have enough problems already. And you're not too good at teamwork, and...
/ Roger: Okay, so you DO suck. But I'm voting you out because I worry deeply. Yes, that's it. http://crfh.net/d/20090808.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is still flashing back to Dundun Island, where the roomies are voting on kicking him out of NOES.]]
/ Marsha: [[wearing an eyepatch]] I can't believe how MEAN you guys are being. Dave is our moral compass. We NEED him.
/ Marsha: Also, if not for Mike, I'd totally rip this whole place a new one. So I can understand how he feels. / April: [[surprised]] Wha, I get to vote?
/ April: [[a bit uncertain]] Ummm, okay. Sorry, Dave. I think you need to concentrate on getting better. You're in no shape to be using your lasers at all, and without your lasers...
/ April: Ahem. / Margaret: [[off-panel]] Uh-huh, so we have four to one.
/ Roger: [[off-panel]] Wait, do I call Joe? Do I ask him?
/ Margaret: [[off-panel]] He hates the guy, Rog, he's [[obscured]]
/ [[Dave interrupts, covering his eyes with one hand.]]
/ Dave: Okay ENOUGH You know what? Seriously. All of you. Except Marsha. You know WHAT? / [[Dave meets Blue just outside the room.]]
/ Blue: That's what they said???
/ Blue: Okay, let's just...
/ Dave: [[looking despondent]] <<*shrug*>>
/ Blue: I'll take you home. http://crfh.net/d/20090811.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave has regained consciousness from his blackout and subsequent memory flashback outside Joe's mansion. Roger, partially transformed, is helping him up.]]
/ Roger: Jesus, Dave, did you kill yourself AGAIN? Wake up!
/ Dave: [[woozy]] ...woouh?
/ Roger: It's like I never taught you anything. C'mon, let's take you to the hospital.
/ Dave: Nno. NO. I'll be fine. / Roger: [[fully human now]] Are you sure?
/ [[Dave, still remembering the flashback, is annoyed at Roger.]]
/ Dave: Yeah. I'm okay. I can walk. Don't touch me.
/ Roger: [[irritated by Dave's standoffishness]] Yeah, RIGHT, Miss January. Wait up here. I'll bring the car and drive you home. OK?
/ Dave: Sure. Yeah. Go. I'll wait here. / [[Roger leaves to get the car. Dave, however, doesn't wait for him, but instead begins to walk off.]] http://crfh.net/d/20090812.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[The phone has just woken Mike from his beauty sleep. Consequently, he is not in a good mood.]]
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20090814.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave knocks on Diana's apartment door, but there is no answer.]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Man, Di's not home. I was hoping it was not a working night for them. Do they even LIVE here still? What if they moved?
/ Dave: [[thinking]] *SIGH* I'm just wasting my time and no one wants to talk to me. Screw this. I'm going to sleep. / [[Dave heads back to Blue's apartment.]]
/ Dave: [[thinking]] Huh.
/ Dave: [[thinking]] I've never walked through this neighborhood by night. And it's sort of terrible.
/ Dave: [[thinking nervously]] ... I think I'll just walk faster. / Unknown voice: PSST!
/ Unknown voice: Hey, kid!
/ [[Dave turns to see who's speaking.]] http://crfh.net/d/20090819.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is facing three neighborhood toughs who have demanded that Dave hand over his money.]]
/ Dave: [[grinning]] WHAT? Haha!
/ Dave: Are you seriously asking me for money? ME? / [[The muggers smirk at Dave.]]
/ Smoking mugger: I dunno, we asking?
/ Fat mugger: Nicely, even! HAH!
/ Capped mugger: Well, yeah. At first.
/ Dave: Look. I turn my pockets. See? Just lint. But there's a hobo back there, I think he looked sort of classy for a hobo, why don't you go ask? / Mugger: [[brandishing a chain]] Mebbe you have secret pockets.
/ Mugger: [[holding a knife]] But we find out.
/ Dave: WHOA! Okay, back off! Or I'll blast you with my... secret... malfunctioning... oh crap. http://crfh.net/d/20090821.html |
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave jumps down from the top of the brick wall. His right foot hits some loose bricks on the ground.]]
/ Dave: ENGHK!!! / [[Dave winces in pain as he holds his right ankle.]]
/ Dave: Aw man, I think I SPRAINED something!
/ Dave: Whatever, I gotta get out of here before they decide to climb the wall t- / < http://crfh.net/d/20090827.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[The muggers have come through a hole in the wall, and are now confronting Dave, who is on the ground clutching his chest.]]
/ Smoking mugger: Huh! Well, SOMEONE thinks he knows the street better than us.
/ Fat mugger: Huff! Wait, don't do nothing. I'm gonna KILL this little $h&#!
/ Dave: KOFF UGGHHN
/ Capped mugger: Aw, poor baby! / Smoking mugger: Pfft! Okay. Now, what do we do with this bitch?
/ Fat mugger: Lemme at 'im! No one LIVES to say he kicked me! No one!
/ Dave: [[in a weak, strange voice]] I'm sorry
/ Capped mugger: Sorry? Hahaha, nice try, kid! / Dave: [[still in the same voice]] Wasn't talking to YOU.
/ [[Dave is now glaring at the muggers, and his eyes are glowing blue.]]
/ Mugger: Uh...
/ Mugger: WHAT http://crfh.net/d/20090831.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger and Mike are looking for Dave. Roger is partially transformed, with a beard.]]
/ Roger: Yeah, he's been around here recently. He's close. *sniff*
/ Mike: Well, let's find him, Lassie, I want to go home.
/ Roger: I don't LIKE what I'm smelling. Adrenaline. And other people. I think he's in trouble.
/ Mike: [[sarcastically]] Dave, REALLY? How is that even POSSIBLE? PFFT! / Mike: [[getting angry]] You know Roger, your sniffing superpowers are awesome, so exactly why did you have to call ME? You can find him on your own!
/ Roger: Because what am I gonna do, knock him unconscious and drag him back home? He needs to be convinced, and I'm no good at that. Here, this way.
/ Mike: Why did you let him leave in the first place???
/ Mike: I don't even LIVE with the guy anymore and I still have to babysit him every goddamn time he... / [[Mike and Roger see a blue glow through a hole in a brick wall.]]
/ Mike: ...oh crap. Look!
/ Roger: Uhhm. That... can't be good. http://crfh.net/d/20090902.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike and werecoyote Roger have come through the hole in the wall. Dave is in shadow, with his eyes still glowing and anger on his face.]]
/ Dave: Hff hfff how do you like that, huh, do you
/ Roger: Ummm... Dave?
/ Dave: Go away still not done with these
/ Mike: Sheesh guy, they're smoking and unconscious. Calm down.
/ Roger: You okay? / [[Dave turns around. He is unexpectedly grinning.]]
/ Dave: Me??? HAHAHA! Don't you see it! I'm BACK, baby! Feeling like a million dollars too! / Dave: Served 'em their own ass on a silver plate, and not even a headache! How about TH-
/ [[Blood suddenly flows from Dave's nose.]]
/ Dave: MMPH! http://crfh.net/d/20090904.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Flashback: Dave is in a coma on Dundun Island. However, he can still hear the conversation going on in the room.]]
/ Roger: How's he doing?
/ Margaret: No change. Why is everybody here?
/ Mike: It's a meeting. Where's Blue?
/ Margaret: She went to get some sleep. She asked me to stay with him.
/ Mike: Good. Sit down, guys. We have to talk.
/ Marsha: I sense bad news coming.
/ Roger: Worse than THIS? Geez. / Mike: Yes and no. I've been talking to Dr. Sydney.
/ Margaret: Browning. He has a REAL name, you know.
/ Mike. Okay. BROWNING. Well, he told me that they can't get Dave out of the coma.
/ Margaret: Oh, no.
/ Roger: Why not? They got YOU out of the coma!
/ Mike: I was never in a coma. I was just brain-dead. / Roger: You still ARE.
/ Mike: Shut it, Roger.
/ Marsha: So what, you got out of it by yourself?
/ Mike: Basically, yeah. I think you helped me with it, too.
/ Margaret: Well, I don't see where's the good news.
/ Mike: Um. Apparently, they CAN reverse the thing that makes him hurt when he uses his lasers.
/ Margaret: But...?
/ Mike: He'd have to be awake for them to work on it. http://crfh.net/d/20090907.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Flashback: Dave is in a coma on Dundun Island, but he can still hear the conversation going on in the room.]]
/ Roger: Okay, so if he wakes up, he gets fixed. What's to discuss?
/ Mike: The thing is, I don't think he'll want to.
/ Marsha: What? C'mon, he's masochistic all right. But not CRAZY.
/ Mike: Oh geez, it's like you don't know Dave at all. What do you think he'll do when he finds out we made a deal with Damascus?
/ Roger: Throw a hissy fit, as always. Whine for a while. Pout. Not much else.
/ Margaret: Oh, I see where you're going. Yeah, it's going to be really hard to convince him.
/ Mike: To be honest, I don't think we will be able to. / Roger: Now that's positive thinking, folks.
/ Mike: Seriously. We can try. But it's a lost cause.
/ Margaret: You know what, I bet if Blue and I gang up on him, we can.
/ Mike: Oh yeah? Did you girls gang up on him to stay off Dundun Island when he was broken in the first place?
/ Margaret: ... Yeah.
/ Mike: Did it work. / Margaret: Okay. Okay, I see what you mean. Then what?
/ Mike: It's simply a matter of choosing, Margaret.
/ Mike: If he doesn't cooperate with Dundun Island, then he has to stop using his lasers for good.
/ Mike: That means, for starters, that he can't be a member of NOES anymore.
/ Margaret: Um.
/ Mike: If he wakes up this time, do you want to try a second? http://crfh.net/d/20090909.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Flashback: Dave is in a coma on Dundun Island, but he can still hear the conversation going on in the room.]]
/ Margaret: You're being pretty drastic, Mike. He can just simply be excused off combat duty. If it comes up.
/ Mike: Yeah. But he'll still be angry about Dundun Island. And angry. And ANGRY.
/ Roger: SNAFU, huh?
/ Mike: My point.
/ Marsha: He'll also be angry about not being in NOES, you know.
/ Mike: At first, yeah. We'll need to be out of his life for a while, I'm afraid.
/ Marsha: This is just crazy talk. Just crazy. / Margaret: What do you mean, "out" of his life?
/ Mike: Dave needs to move somewhere else. A stress-free environment.
/ Marsha: But he's gonna need his FRIENDS.
/ Mike: Haha, right.
/ Roger: As if he didn't hate our faces forever.
/ Margaret: That's just not TRUE.
/ Mike: Probably. But he'll be pissed at us. Especially YOU, commando.
/ Margaret: Alright, you know what? I'm off to have lunch. I'll have to think about it.
/ Roger: Lunch sounds good. Care for a piggy ride?
/ [[Margaret and Roger leave the room.]] / Marsha: Do you have the feeling those two are being weird?
/ Mike: What, like with each other? Yeah.
/ Marsha: I don't agree with your plan, Mike.
/ Mike: I know. It's good, tho. We need a point of contact with him.
/ Marsha: I don't mind being that.
/ Mike: Okay. Um, Marsh?
/ Marsha: Yeah?
/ Mike: Have you made up your mind? About April? http://crfh.net/d/20090911.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[The guys are at the hospital emergency room, with partially-transformed Roger carrying an unconscious Dave on his back.]]
/ Roger: So uh, what do we do now?
/ Mike: I dunno. We get him to a chair and I'll ask at the desk.
/ [[Dave picks this moment to wake up.]]
/ <<*blink*>>
/ Roger: What kind of hospital is this? Where are the cute nurses?
/ Dave: nnwait, hospital?
/ Mike: Oh great, he's awake. Now we'll have to take a freaking number and wait forever.
/ Dave: Put me donwnnn. / [[Roger puts Dave down. Dave rubs his bleeding nose with his hoodie sleeve.]]
/ Dave: I don't want to be here. I'm FINE.
/ Roger: Great! You heard the guy, let's go.
/ Mike: Yeah, right. Whatever. A doctor is going to see you so nobody can say I left you to die in the middle of the street.
/ Dave: I said I don't wanna, and you can't make me.
/ Mike: I'm not asking you. And stop being such a crybaby. Now wait with Roger, I'll be back in a sec. / Dave: I. Said. NO!
/ Mike: What the UGHH!
/ < http://crfh.net/d/20090914.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: oooohohoh. You know boy, it's a GOOD thing we're already in the EMERGENCY Room...
/ Dave: Yeah, it's too BAD we're not at the VET! Right?
/ Roger: Wait a second, Mike! I know he popped you first, but he's not in his right mind!
/ Dave: Not on my right mind? Not. In. My. Right. Mind??? / Dave: ___ YOU, I'm in my right mind! What, am I supposed to just do whatever you guys want? You don't even want to know what I think about it! You treat me like I'm a thing!
/ Roger: Dude, we're just worried about you. We're doing it for your own good!
/ Dave: Yeah, just like MARGARET, am I RIGHT?
/ Dave: How do you THINK I like that, HUH?
/ Dave: How do you think I LIKE not even being able to make a choice??? / Mike: ... geez. okay. You have a point. Let's get you home.
/ Dave: Hell No. I don't want to go home. I want some ANSWERS. And you're going to give them to me or ELSE!
/ Mike: Fine. You don't have to be a JERK about it, tho.
/ Roger: Next time people rings my doorbell at 1 a.m. I should just EAT them.
/ Dave: WHA? Now *I* am the one who's a jerk??? http://crfh.net/d/20090916.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Mike are sitting on the couch in Mike's apartment.]]
/ Dave: [[crossing his arms]] So yeah, spill it. And don't bother trying to lie to me. I remember EVERYTHING you said when I was in a coma. All about kicking me out.
/ Mike: Dude, I know. You told us last time. Why couldn't you just wait to remember?
/ Dave: Never mind THAT. You wanted me out of NOES. Why?
/ Mike: I didn't. But like I said, it's politics. We HAD to cooperate with Dundun Island. I couldn't afford the rest of NOES siding with you.
/ Dave: And you just manipulated them into doing what you wanted. So YOU.
/ Mike: It's not what I wanted, Dave. I simply had NO CHOICE.
/ Dave: BULL[[obscured]]. / Mike: No, really. Here's why. First, my Dad is DEAD. Blue and I are still minors. That means we're more vulnerable than ever.
/ Dave: Uuuh... yeah. Okay. You... you know that was not my fault, right?
/ Mike: Uh-HUH. Whatever. Second, my mother is pregnant. That means I don't have the same leverage with her against Damascus.
/ Dave: The Dragon is PREGNANT??? I bet it's the Antichrist.
/ Mike: Ha. Ha. Ha. And third, it was either siding with Dundun or losing MARGARET. http://crfh.net/d/20090918.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Mike are still on the couch talking.]]
/ Dave: Losing her? You mean she would side with Dundun Island against us???
/ Mike: You mean she'd trade her loser friends for her long-lost father who is, by the way, her only family? SHOCK.
/ Dave: But he's evil! And that's an evil place and they do evil things there!
/ Mike: Uh-huh. So she has an evil parental unit. Like Roger, and me. Big deal.
/ Dave: AUGH! Why didn't you explain this to me before? I wouldn't have left NOES! We're losing her to the dark side!
/ Mike: Yeaaaaah. Like THAT was gonna happen.
/ Dave: What the Hell is that supposed to mean??!! / Mike: Psh, as if you didn't KNOW. You have a bit of a problem listening to reason, Dave. That's all.
/ Dave: Oh, that is SO NOT TRUE!
/ Mike: Dave, you INSISTED on infiltrating Dundun Island. Margaret ordered you out of it. She was RIGHT. What did you do?
/ Dave: That is so unfair! I was trying to protect her! And BLUE! Your sister? Remember her?
/ Mike: Exactly my point. Look, Dave. There's people who lead and people who follow.
/ Mike: Some do both. Some can't do either.
/ Mike: And that's YOU. http://crfh.net/d/20090921.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave's head is beginning to hurt again as he argues with Mike.]]
/ Dave: I can NOT believe this!!! I have done EVERY single thing you guys have asked of me, and you tell me I can't be part of a TEAM? AAAGH!
/ Mike: Christ, Dave, calm the Hell down. See we can't even have a conversation about this?
/ Dave: I am perfectly CAPABLE of having a conversation with people who're just not trying to drive me CRAZY here!
/ Mike: Look, I'm going down to the machine and getting some sodas.
/ Mike: Try to cool off, or this chat is OVER. I mean it. / Dave: Oh sure, now it's my fault you make me so angry, because you're such an ass. You ASS.
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] Uh-HUH. Lemon-lime?
/ Dave: GRAPE. Of WRATH.
/ Mike: [[off-panel]] Predictable.
/ <<*SLAM*>>
/ [[Mike slams the door behind him as he leaves.]] / [[Dave is somewhat taken by surprise as he hears a voice behind him.]]
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] You're not the ONLY one who's angry, you know? http://crfh.net/d/20090923.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Marsha is standing in the doorway of her bedroom, holding Tybalt in her arms.]]
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Uuh, hi, Marsha. Sorry for yelling and waking you up.
/ Marsha: I've been up for a while. What are you doing on your feet, tho? Come to the kitchen, I'll get you an ice pack for your ankle.
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Okay. Thanks. I just sort of forgot... I was... never mind. / [[Dave pulls up a seat at the kitchen table.]]
/ Dave: So uh, you were listening.
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] Duh yeah. That's what I do.
/ Dave: What do you think? Do you think I should just leave things the way they are?
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] Well, if I heard correctly and you're on one of your amnesia crises, you don't even KNOW how things are.
/ Dave: ...yeah. Still...
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] Still, you're angry. I can understand that. / [[Marsha is getting some ice from the top of the fridge.]]
/ Marsha: You and I, we have lots of things in common in this sitch, you know?
/ Marsha: We were both tortured in Dundun Island. We were damaged. We're in love with someone who is now directly related to Dundun Island.
/ Dave: [[off-panel]] Only by their mother.
/ Marsha: Only?
/ Marsha: To declare total war on Dundun Island would imply killing Hazel Green.
/ Marsha: That is something we can't ask. Not yet. http://crfh.net/d/20090925.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave and Marsha are talking in the kitchen.]]
/ Marsha: Do you know what Hazel did, to "compensate" me for shooting my eye off?
/ Marsha: She told me April was mine to kill her any way I wanted.
/ Dave: What??? You're not serious!
/ Marsha: I am. And it was Mike's idea.
/ Dave: How could he put that on your shoulders??? Why are you still with him?
/ Marsha: Oh, I know what he was doing. He figured I wouldn't kill April now that he was alive. Here.
/ [[Marsha hands Dave the ice pack.]]
/ Dave: So he manipulated you into forgiving April??? Wow, what a scumbag. / [[Dave puts the ice pack on his ankle.]]
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] Yeah, I know. But it was better in the end. I really never wanted April dead, at least not while I was in my right mind.
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] Still, I was pretty angry about it all. Depressed. But I got over it.
/ Dave: I seriously wish I could do that.
/ Marsha: [[off-panel]] I didn't do it alone. Someone helped.
/ Dave: Oh, yeah? Who is this wonder guy? Maybe I can do his laundry? / Marsha: Well, he told me that being angry wasn't a really good reason for doing anything.
/ Marsha: And that I had a choice. I could let the bad things go, or I could let them become my roommates.
/ Marsha: And then he gave me a kitten.
/ [[Marsha smiles at Dave.]] http://crfh.net/d/20090928.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike has returned with sodas, and is now sitting at the kitchen table with Dave.]]
/ Mike: So did you take a deep breath and counted to a zillion or do I drive you home while playing the radio really loud?
/ Dave: No... okay. Yeah, I'm sorry. I had a talk with Marsha.
/ Mike: Oh, did you? Uuh... about what?
/ Dave: Stuff. But it made me realize things. Like the fact that yeah, apparently I'm very happy with the current situation.
/ Mike: That's what everybody keeps telling you, man. Why don't you trust us for once and let it go?
/ [[Dave opens his soda.]]
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike wipes his soda-covered face with a cloth he found.]]
/ Mike: What. Man, seriously, just... WHAT.
/ Dave: [[looking up]] Isn't it just what you wanted? Here I am, I surrender, you WIN.
/ Mike: Are you bipolar or something? Why the sudden change of heart?
/ Dave: Remember when I got my lasers? I didn't want them, at first. I just wanted to be a normal guy.
/ Dave: But I HAVE to believe things happen for a reason. Because if there's no reason, then it's just pointless misery.
/ Dave: Now THAT is a real reason to be angry. Not all this stupid crap about why or how you guys voted me out. / [[Dave sips his soda as Mike continues cleaning his face with the cloth.]]
/ Mike: Well... if you really want to do this... I'll arrange things with Dundun Island.
/ Dave: Let them know that I'm not going to harm animals or persons. Other than that, I can agree to more tests, IF they give me my lasers back.
/ Mike: Fine. Sounds fair. I'll get you back into NOES, Dave, but NO combat duties until you're cured. Are we clear?
/ Dave: That's okay, I can help in other ways in the meantime.
/ Mike: Yeah? Like what?
/ Dave: Research. Knowledge is power, right? / Dave: Information can be crucial. For example, did you know you're wiping your face with one of my dirty socks?
/ Mike: [[making a face]] BLECH! Just great, now I'll have to peel off my face with a cheese grater to get rid of the stench!
/ Dave: [[smiling]] Are you kidding? On you, it's an IMPROVEMENT. http://crfh.net/d/20091005.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike returns from having dropped Dave off, as Marsha brings him a cup of coffee.]]
/ Marsha: So you're back. Everything okay? I hope Blue won't yell his head off.
/ Mike: I'm expecting there will be some yelling, but she's not that good at staying mad at Dave.
/ Marsha: Nice. Have some coffee, unless you want to sleep some more.
/ Mike: Thanks! Hey, what did you tell the guy? How did you convince him?
/ Marsha: I just told him the truth. You should try that, sometime.
/ Mike: Me? NAAAAAH. / [[Mike and Marsha sit on the couch, with Mike holding his coffee and curling his tentacle around Marsha.]]
/ Marsha: So tell me, Mike, what was it? Did you want Dave out to keep Blue out of NOES? Or were you just pretending, knowing that Dave always stubbornly opposes to everything you say and do?
/ Mike: No one shall ever, EVER know. http://crfh.net/d/20091007.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is sitting on the couch at Blue's apartment, reading a book.]]
/ Blue: [[off-panel]] I'm ordering a pizza what do you WANT on it. / Dave: Uh... I want one of Blue-not-mad-at-me-anymore.
/ Blue: [[looking angry]] With SEX on top?
/ Dave: Top, bottom, whatever you want. But I'm hungry, so... please?
/ [[Dave grasps Blue's hand.]]
/ Blue: I dunno, maybe you want to go pick it up YOURSELF.
/ Dave: C'mon. I know it was dumb, and I apologized. Why are you still mad? / [[Blue angrily yanks her hand out of Dave's grasp.]]
/ Blue: You know why I'm mad, Dave! I'm mad because you got back into stupid NOES!
/ Blue: And you did it because you're still in love with STUPID MARGARET! http://crfh.net/d/20091009.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Blue is on the couch crying. Dave is trying to explain things to her.]]
/ Dave: Don't cry. That's just not true and you know it!
/ Blue: Then whyyyyyy?
/ Dave: Because I care. I have to. That's what good guys do, right? I thought you liked that about me!
/ Blue: Not if it gets you killed, you dumbass!
/ Dave: Look, next time I lose my memory, it's going to drive me crazy again!
/ Blue: Why couldn't you just LISTEN to me? I TOLD you, it's not your fight! / Dave: Yes it is! Blue, long before I knew about Margaret's connection with Satan, he came out of a goddamn fridge and ripped out my SOUL.
/ Blue: That's because he knew you'd get in the way and STUFF!
/ Dave: Baby, do you think Mike is in NOES because he's in love with Margaret? Seriously? What about Roger?
/ Blue: Oh, don't even get me started on THAT!
/ Dave: BLUE!!!
/ Dave: Come here. I love YOU. C'mon. / [[Dave hugs Blue.]]
/ Blue: Okay *sniff* whatever. If you think it's better for you, and you think it needs to be done, I'm right behind you.
/ Blue: But I'm warning you, if the meetings are too boring I'm bringing a book, OK?
/ Dave: [[surprised]] ... WHAT???!!! http://crfh.net/d/20091012.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is taping a video of himself.]]
/ Dave: So... yeah. Future self.
/ Dave: I'm assuming you're watching this because you lost your memories again. I told Blue to keep the video, but Marsha has another, just in case.
/ Dave: And before you start flappin' around like a headless chicken, here's what you should do.
/ Dave: First, ask NO questions. / Dave: I mean it. Try to talk as little as possible. Also, lock yourself in the bedroom, close the blinds, and stay all day in bed watching TV. Order food or whatever, but DON'T go out.
/ Dave: Also, this video is not doctored, I'm not an evil clone, and I'm not under hypnosis or on drugs. Trust me, this is for your own good. / Dave: Whatever you do, don't try to "fix" anything you might think is... wwwwrong.
/ [[Dave begins to get nervous.]]
/ Dave: Be-be-believe me, it's going to suck if you... if, if... / Dave: ARRGH! OhmiGOD, stop STARING at ME!!!
/ [[Dave covers his face, succumbing to his fear of public speaking.]] http://crfh.net/d/20091015.html |
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