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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Paul: Mmmh. Mhhm. MMH.
/ [[Roger, who is "competing" with a dumbstruck Dave, sweatdrops]] / [[Roger runs off, and yells from off panel...]]
/ Roger: AAARGH! Whatevs, I don't care! I LOSE!
/ Paul: And HOW! http://crfh.net/d/20100208.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: Listen, woman! Twice in a row, that's sort of BAD, isn't it? Just let me take you to-
/ April: GETTHEHELLAWAY FROMMELEAVEME ALONE! / Marsha: Mike, what the...? What happened to your tentacle???
/ Mike: Um. Nothing? Okay, April bit me. No biggie...
/ Marsha: WHAT? Are you serious? I'm gonna...
/ Mike: No! Look, I sort of had it coming.
/ Marsha: Uh-HUH. BULL. You need to get this disinfected.
/ Mike: Nooo! / Marsha: Yeah, right! C'mon, you need an tetanus shot and probably a RABIES one too!
/ Marsha: I only can hope you don't become a were-bitch at some point! http://crfh.net/d/20100210.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger, still zooming away from Paul and Dave, tries to stop as he rushes towards Diana]] http://crfh.net/d/20100213.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Roger barrels into Diana, and they experience a mouth-to-mouth impact!]]
/ Roger: MMMPHH!!!
/ Diana: ???!!! / [[The two are on the ground, and Diana, overcome with heartiness, holds on tight]]
/ Diana: Oh Roger! I knew you'd be back! I love you too!
/ Roger: Uh, wait a sec, Di, wait
/ Diana: You are mine now! MINE!
/ Roger: Butbutbutit was an ACCIDENT, let me go
/ Diana: Ne-VAH! / [[Roger attempts to escape, but Diana is now on top of him, still locked in hearty rapture]]
/ Roger: AAAARGH no piggyback! Di, I'm serious! I'm OFF-LIMITS! Let go!
/ Diana: We're gonna be happy and have so many children that will be happy!
/ Roger: HELP! HELP ME, I 'm being molested in public, SCANDAL!
/ Diana: We're getting surgically JOINED FOREVER! http://crfh.net/d/20100215.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: Wait, where are you going?
/ Marsha: I got stuff to do. And No, you can't come with me. It's secret.
/ Mike: Aw, not fair.
/ Marsha: Cht! Behave. / [[Marsha leaves and Margaret enters]]
/ Margaret: Man, what IS up with Dave???
/ Mike: What, now?
/ Margaret: He's just around the corner in some sort of catatonic state, and no matter what I can't get him to move!
/ Mike: Psh! he's probably just brainwarped or something.
/ Margaret: Well, can you help him? I'm late for my class.
/ Mike: Sure thing. Count on it. / [[Margaret departs, leaving Mike to add on this thought...]]
/ Mike: ...just after we have a little talk about tattling to a certain calculus teacher... http://crfh.net/d/20100217.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Mike prepares by confirming he is in fine voice and by LIMBER LIMBER LIMBERing his tentacle]]
/ Mike: Mhmhmn *AHEM* / [[Preparations move on to some knuckle/joint POP CRACK POP, with perhaps an aspect of mental focus going on in that thoughtful expression]] / [[It's GO TIME!]]
/ Mike: YYYOUUUUU!!! / [[Awesome shot of Dave being forced back into an awareness of the world, thanks to SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCT FINALLY KICKING IN]] http://crfh.net/d/20100219.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Diana still has Roger in piggybacklock]]
/ Roger: Saaaaay Di, here's and IDEA... What if we get into the girl's bathroom and... you know. Go WILD?
/ Diana: Ooohohohoy. ROWR! / [[Next, we see werecoyote Roger slipping out of the bathroom carrying his clothes]] / [[Next, we see a disheveled Diana exiting, yelling after the now-off-panel Roger...]]
/ Diana: Sooooo NOT what I had in MIND, Roger!!! http://crfh.net/d/20100222.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[A speedy blur ZOOMs past Roger]]
/ Dave: OUTTA MY WAY! / [[Mike, who was in pursuit, is out of endurance and stops when he reaches Roger]]
/ Mike: Huff puff, what the Hell, what has that guy been EATING, swear to God -
/ Roger: Margaret went cardio-crazy on us while you were dead. What's with the bandage?
/ Mike: Meh, April. CRAZY. Hhey, what's with her, do you know? She fainted HHG, TWICE a while ago...
/ Roger: Maybe she's pregnant, LOL / [[Mike freezes up in reaction to the news]]
/ Roger: Aw, Come on, man! Are you guys tag-teaming on me or what???
/ Mike: * http://crfh.net/d/20100224.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: No... no, wait, that can't be. It can't be, right? She'd tell us. She would know.
/ Roger: Know??? Mike, you're aware there are pregnancy tests. No essay questions there.
/ Mike: She would know by now! It'd show!
/ Roger: Whu? Okay, it doesn't always show. Athletic females sometimes can hide it pretty well. / Mike: That can't be. She'd tell me. Oh my god.
/ Roger: For reals! Some females don't even know they're pregnant, and at some point they go potty and BAM! Baby in toilet! Always look before flushing, that's what I always say.
/ Mike: This is gross and a terrible lie and why am I even listening to YOU of all people???
/ Roger: This primal terror you're feeling? You know it's true, Mike. You know it in your heart!
/ Mike: Goddammit I know NUTHIN'. http://crfh.net/d/20100226.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave has run way more than he needed to to ditch Mike (yay, training and food!)]]
/ Dave: [[thinks]] I can't keep on running! I can't... huh? He's GONE!
/ Dave: [[thinks]] Lost him! Thank God! / Dave: [[thinks]] Oh man, I'm dead! What am I gonna do now??? Mike's gonna kill me, the DRAGON's gonna resurrect me and neuter me and then kill me again! And my kid is going to have a eunuch zombie loser daddy! / [[Margaret appears, startling Dave into ZIPping up off-panel into a tree, with...]]
/ Margaret: Uuuh Dave? What are you running away from?
/ Dave: YOW! http://crfh.net/d/20100303.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | [[Dave is lying on the branch of a tree, while Margaret stands on the ground below]]
/ Margaret: Uh Dave. What are you doing up there?
/ Dave: What... what does it look like?
/ Margaret: It looks like you're so badly frightened that you had a... Chester reaction.
/ Dave: Uh...no. I'm... exercising. You know, running around, climbing trees. Got to keep the butt shapely.
/ Margaret: Uh-HUH. And Mike was running after you because he was exercising. Give me a break.
/ Dave: Okay. so I was running away. Can you blame me? The guy's psychotic.
/ Margaret: Well, what did you do to make angry?
/ Dave: I didn't do anybody. Er, nothing. / Margaret: HUM. Okay, Mike's not here. So why don't you come down already so we can talk about it?
/ Dave: He might come back?
/ Margaret: Well, I'm gonna kick his ass if he tries to hurt you. So, come on down.
/ Dave: Uhhhhh no. http://crfh.net/d/20100305.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Steve: Wait, wait. Look who's there!
/ Waldo: Huh. You're right, let's go before they see us.
/ Steve: Okay, let's be cautious about this. You're right, we should just follow them.
/ Waldo: You so crazy, baby. we can't take on the werecoyote and Mike. I mean in PUBLIC.
/ Steve We'll just wait for the dog to leave. He will sooner or later. They can't stand each other!
/ Waldo: I'm telling ya, Steve. It's not cold enough to be burnt at a stake. / Steve: No, you dumbass. Remember? The ritual. Supposedly we can control Mike now. But you're right, we have to wait and see.
/ Waldo: Oh, wow! You're' right! Hahaha, new slave forever!
/ Steve: Duh, yeah, that's the point.
/ Waldo: We're going to have someone to do the dishes! Dress like a butler! Bake us cookies!
/ Steve Ummm...
/ Waldo: Read us bedtime stories!
/ Steve: ... http://crfh.net/d/20100308.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Dave: It's not that I don't trust you, Margaret. it's just that I know you're gonna be pissed and kill my ass, that's all.
/ Margaret: Dave, I'm supposed to be your friend. Next time YOU want to help me, guess what I'm gonna say.
/ Dave: You always do anyway.
/ Margaret: Tell me what's troubling you or I hit you in the face.
/ Dave: Aaaw... / Dave: O... okay. Margaret, I'm in SO much trouble. Mike wants to kill me, he's serious about it, and my lasers...
/ Margaret: Are you positive? You know how Mike likes to play mind games on you. Is it not a bluff?
/ Dave: Uh... no, no, I'm sure.
/ Margaret: Why?
/ Dave: Because. Um.
/ Dave: Blueisgonna haveababy. / Dave: And of course. Iiiiiiiii---- http://crfh.net/d/20100312.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret: ... / Margaret: GodDAMMIT DAVE! I'm not gonna hit you, even if I SHOULD! Why did you have to be so STUPID???
/ Dave: Uh... I'm normally stupid, but it was nothing I did! I mean, we were being all responsible and using protection and whatnot...
/ Margaret: AAAARGH! Man, I'm so angry at you! Now you're... ugh. I can't even SAY it. Confound it!
/ Dave: I'm sorry! It just happened, Margaret! Can you please not add to my already humongous pile of problems??? / Margaret: *SIGH* All right. Leave Mike to me. Try to lay low in the meantime, okay?
/ Dave: Okay. T-thank y-
/ Margaret: Don't believe I'm not going to beat you up at some point soon.
/ Dave: Hottie, you better get in line, or even better, get a TICKET! http://crfh.net/d/20100315.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Mike: No, wait, this is ridiculous. This is just too ridiculous to be true. And you, coyote, you know even less than *I* do about this!
/ Roger: Seriously Mike, you can totally check it out online.
/ Mike: No! dammit, why did I ever entertain this notion??? She is NOT pregnant. Period!
/ Roger: Well, maybe it's not. Period, I mean. And I heard that sometimes... / Mike: Noooooo! Not listening! AAARGH!
/ Roger: I'm not saying she's pregnant, Mike, I'm just saying you should consider the possibility and start thinking what you gonna do in that case, and...
/ Mike: No! She's not pregnant! Leeeliiiilooolaaaluuulaaleee! / [[Mike exits, stage left, as Margaret appears from the other direction]]
/ Margaret: Wooooow. Man, denial is not just a hotel in Las vegas, I see.
/ Roger: Poor fella! he will have to grow up and mature really fast.
/ Margaret: Wooooow. Man, Delusion is not just a Criss Angel show, either. http://crfh.net/d/20100317.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Margaret: Look, Roger, we have a situation with this pregnancy thing...
/ Roger: Wait, it's CONFIRMED??? I didn't know!
/ Margaret: Well, Dave says so. Anyway, we have to keep Mike from killing Dave, so...
/ Roger: Huh? Why would Mike want to kill Dave? At this particular moment, I mean.
/ Margaret: Because Dave's the DADDY, DUUH?
/ Roger: What?? Oh. Well, that's good. No, wait. That's BAD.
/ Margaret: Yeah, well, Mike can't kill Dave, but if he makes Dave uses his lasers, that's bad too. / Roger: Boy, is the party still going on? It isn't, right?
/ Margaret: I have no idea. And I don't want to ask Blue or Marsha. Do you?
/ Roger: Hells no.
/ Margaret: Look, I'll keep an eye on Mike and you keep an eye on Dave. Just in case I lose him or something. And if you know anything about the party, just et me know, okay?
/ Roger: See ya. We should save us some time and make it a Halloween themed party.
/ Margaret: As long as it's not a Day of the Dead one... http://crfh.net/d/20100319.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Roger: HEY DAVE WAIT
/ Dave: ???!!! / Roger: Wait for me, man. I'm supposed to watch your Mike so back doesn't kill you, I mean, whatever.
/ Dave: Whaaa? Oh. Okay, thank you.
/ Roger: Margaret asked me, your lasers are offline, and MAN how do you ever get in so much trouble???
/ Dave: I dunno guy, I swear i took precautions! I must have supersaiyajin spermatozoa or something. / Roger: Well if Blue tries to kill you I'm only holdingher while you run, because I'm not into hurting chick[[obscured]] Madame Green ha[[obscured]]
/ Dave: Oh no, do you think she[[obscured]]
/ [[Paul suddenly appears with a cheery word balloon that obscured the text in the prior balloons...]]
/ Paul: HI ROGER!
/ [[Roger has disappeared off-panel with a WAZOOOM!!!]]
/ Roger: BYE DAVE!
/ Dave: Uh, bye Roger... http://crfh.net/d/20100322.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Paul: Well, Roger is sort of disturbed by the presence of the Almighty Red Twins... Hey! What's wrong with you? You look like you're about to jump off a bridge.
/ Dave: Good idea! Where's the nearest one?
/ Paul: Um, okay, are you serious? Because that'd be such a waste of sexy. Need a friendly ear?
/ Dave: No. yes. Oh, I dunno, it doesn't seem like a really good idea...
/ Paul: C'mon, I'm a good listener. What's to lose?
/ Dave: Yeah, okay. Well, apparently my life is over. / Paul: Oooh! Okay, I know where you're going. Honey, your life is not over, it's starting. Believe me. I've been there.
/ Dave: What... are you talking about? What?
/ Paul: This is about you and Mike, right? Because everybody has noticed that hot dynamic between you two.
/ Dave: I'm going to pretend I have a time machine and I went back and gagged you before you could say those words you just said.
/ Paul: Oooh, kinky! http://crfh.net/d/20100324.html |
| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | April: Okay, what the Hell just happened? I'm talking one second, the next BWOOM! Down!
/ April: I don;t even feel dizzy afterwards, just sort of disoriented. What IS THIS??? / [[We see Blue approaching]]
/ April: I don't even remember what I was talking about before that, was I angry at something? What?
/ April: I can't keep this up! Everybody's going to think I'm CRAZY! / Blue: Maybe we wouldn't think you're crazy if you went around speaking out loud to yourself, blondie!
/ April: AGH! Blue, don;t do that! You startled me!
/ Blue: Waaaaaait a minute. Is that... tentacle blood???
/ April: Noooo I DID NoTHING!!! http://crfh.net/d/20100326.html |
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| College Roomies from Hell!!! Archives | Blue: Are you up to some sh*t again, blondie? You better not. / April: Oh sure, I'm up to stuff! You know, Mike is bleeding to death somewhere. / Blue:Right, be sarcastic. I do Not trust you, and I never will. / April:You don't trust me! Stop the presses!
/ April:Better put a HIT on me right away, CONNIE CORLEONE! / Blue:Shut up and explain the blood on your shirt, you PSYCHO. /
/ April:Oh, yeah, THAT. Well, Mike was getting in my face, and I'm seriously, SERIOUSLY sick of you guys doing that.
/ April:So, BABYFACE. Back off. Because I'm losing my patience, dig?
/ And I do NOT have a good record when it comes to April:DIPLOMATICS.
/ April:Next time maybe it'll be YOUR turn in the resurrection chamber! http://crfh.net/d/20100407.html |
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