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| Once again the plot thickens. | [[Marsha and April continue talking about the birthday party.]]
/ Marsha: No, I'm not cooking, are you crazy? I'm either buying everything or getting help fr-
/ {{Marsha is interrupted by April's cell phone, ringing.}}
/ April: Oops! Sorry, Marsha, can you hang on a sec?
/ Marsha: Uh, sure... / [[April is gazing at nothing in a far distance whilst calling. Marsha is looking confused and worried.]]
/ April: Yeah? What? Wh...
/ April: Who is this? Okay, I'm
/ April: Yes ma'am
/ April: Yeahhhhhh
/ April: Yes
/ April: I won't remember this call
/ April: Yes
/ Marsha (thinking): What the HELL??? http://crfh.net/d/20100621.html |
| Never a boring moment. | [[April and Marsha in dialogue, Marsha is looking rather distressed and April seems to be irritated by her.]]
/ Marsha: Well, who was that?
/ April: Who was what?
/ Marsha: The person that just called you...?
/ April: Nobody called, what are you on?
/ Marsha: You have your CELL PHONE in your hand!
/ April: Of course not, look!
/ {{Directed at her left hand, which she's holding up in front of Marsha, whilst having her right hand in her pocket.}}
/ Marsha: The OTHER HAND! April, what the hell? / [[April is staring down at the phone in her right hand, looking very confused.]]
/ April: Huh. Well, I do. But.... but nobody called...
/ Marsha: Of COURSE somebody called! Okay, I'm starting to get worried...
/ April: You imagined it, Marsha. You imagine things, remember?
/ Marsha: ... okay, no, I DID NOT IMAGINE IT. What's going on???
/ April: I'm, I'm... I'm not pregnant.
/ Marsha: PREGNANT??? http://crfh.net/d/20100628.html |
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| Manipulation | [[Mike, Steve and Waldo are walking in the parking lot.]]
/ Steve: And as soon as you finish cleaning the toilet, you'll...
/ Mike: I'm not questioning your orders, Master, but I don't think Satan resurrected me to do the WINDOWS.
/ Steve: What? You'll do the windows if we tell you to do the windows. Right, Waldo?
/ Waldo: What is WRONG with WINDOWS???
/ Mike: I'm just saying, I don't know why am I still alive anymore. Am I supposed to be sacrificed to the Dark Prince? What is my purpose?
/ Waldo: Huh? Wait a minute... Sacrifice? That wasn't mentioned to us...
/ Steve: It's a trick. Shut up, Mike.
/ Mike: I obey, Master.
/ Waldo: But Steve...? / [[Close-up on Mike's eyes, looking very conscious and aware of the doubt he's been spreading.]]
/ Waldo: Man, what if it's not??? He's got a point, you know! What if we're totally pissing the Boss and we don't know it???
/ Steve: Not in front of the slave, Waldo. / [[Close-up on Mike's small, one-corner, eery smile.]]
/ Waldo (whispering): Okay. But I think we should ASK HIM. You don't f**k around with the Boss, Steve
/ Steve (whispering): ...do we still have black candles? http://crfh.net/d/20100706.html |
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| Crazy bitch vs. diseased ho | [[Angry Diana rubs her head, is rather angry and confused.]]
/ Diana:YOU!!! did you just...
/ Cookie: I *what*, whore? It's in the Bible. You should be dragged out to the street to be STONED.
/ Diana: ... ??? okay, you're CRAZY as a SOUP sandwich. If you t-think- / [[Cokie has evil grin, her shirt is unbuttoned.]]
/ Cookie: Me? I'm PRETTY crazy. So stop trying to steal my boyfriend, mmkay?
/ Diana: YOU stole Roger from ME!
/ Cookie: No I didn't! He was just tired of being seen with a HOOKER in public! He's much better now... at least *I* am DISEASE-free! / [[Cookie starts to run away, Diana right after her, now very angry. Cookie gives her the finger.]]
/ Diana: OKAY THAT DOES IT! come here, you bitch! I'm going to rearrange you face furniture!
/ Cookie: Why yes I'm a BITCH, what else is new??? Duuuuuh! You stupid ho!
/ Diana: Maybe you'll be less UGLY when I'm done with YOU!!!
/ Cookie: HahahaHA! Hey Diana, suck on THIS! You're an expert, after all! http://crfh.net/d/20100730.html |
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