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| Monobrow Comics - Decevated | Guy A: Why do they call elevators elevators?
/ Guy B: Huh?
/ Guy A: Well, it decends as much as it elevates, right?
/ Guy B: Right. / Guy A: So why don't they call it a decender?
/ Guy B: Well then you could argue it elevates as much as it decends.
/ Guy A: What we need is a compromise.
/ Guy B: Yes. / Guy... http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031024 |
| Monobrow Comics - Blame Tom | Ross: It's okay, I can lend you the money if you want...
/ Docco: Nah, then I'd feel bad.
/ Ross: Bad about borrowing money? Worse then being a complete dick? / Docco: HEY! / Ross: Arn't you supposed to deny it? / / Docco: Fuck... / mb comics http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031028 |
| Monobrow Comics - California | Matt: So Docco, how was your trip to California?
/ Docco: Errrrr..... kinda boring. http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031031 |
| Monobrow Comics - Hedgehogs, Part 1 | Tom: What're you up to now?
/ Ross: I need a gun, some white paint, a stopwatch and 4 hedgehogs.. / Narrator: Much later / Tom: I feared as much.
/ Ross: Hmmm... they don't seem to wanna go...
/ Tom: Maybe you should get some chaos emeralds?
/ Ross: Hmmm... gimme 10 minutes...
/ Narrator: To Be Continu... http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031105 |
| Monobrow Comics - Hedgehogs, Part 2 | Sonic Screen: Jonny GOT A CHAOS EMERALD
/ Tom: You got them then?
/ Ross: Yeah..... fat load of good it's done though. / Ross: Wait! I have an idea! / Ross: Go super sonic! / Wardy: Ow! http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031110 |
| Monobrow Comics - A Long Time Ago... | Matt: ...and that's why they call it the blues.
/ Ross: Hmmm. / Matt: I'm bored.
/ Ross: Yes.
/ Matt: Shall we?
/ Ross: Lets. / Matt: luk3....j0i|\| 73h |)4|2k 5i|)3!
/ Ross: I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU! / Rabbi: Oy, again with the lightsabers. / Matt: Who is that rabbi?
/ Ross: Hmmm... maybe his name is Kenn... http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031117 |
| Monobrow Comics - Voodoo Child | Matt: *mumble* 3rd fret, second string, bugger! 5th fret, fouth string, BUGGER! / Ross: Dude, you really suck at that.
/ Matt: Come on then hendrix, show us how its done. / Hendrix: Whoa man, leave me out of this. http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031118 |
| Monobrow Comics - Ross R Teh 18 | Matt: Hey, happy birthday, get anything cool?
/ Ross: Well, I got this giant key thing.
/ Matt: Wow. / / Matt: Ow! http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031120 |
| Monobrow Comics - In a Galaxy Far, Far away | Matt: Why are we in space?
/ Seb: Whaaa? / Matt: Cartoonist must have got bored. Guess thats why we are so badly drawn too.
/ Seb: He he... badly dra... eh? / Matt: Are you stoned?
/ Seb: duuuude. / Narrator: Meanwhile in the 'real' world.
/ Matt: Y'know, if I lived in the middle east I'd probaly get... http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031126 |
| Monobrow Comics - MB Paint | Narrator: Windows 3000! beta
/ Narrator: New past function!
/ Matt: I really hope it is paste... / Narrator: New copy function! / Narrator: All new cut function! virtually bug free! / Error Pop-Up: Microsoft windows has over 4 million errors which would you like today?
/ Error Pop-UP: Your other computer... http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031128 |
| Monobrow Comics - Bill Gates is a Space Villain | Narrator: Microsoft's Windows Development Department
/ Darth Vadar: We've done it Lord Gates, our new version of windows has over 8 million bugs... all of them suitably evil!
/ Lord Gates: Excellent. http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031201 |
| Monobrow Comics - Matt Vs. The Public | Matt: *Sigh* Next please. / Customer: Ok, I want to pay for this basket with cash, this basket by credit card, also I'd like to keep coathangers on every third white item and every forth red item. / Matt: Ok sir, but im going to have to beat you repeatedly round the head with this rusty iron bar.
/ Customer:... http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031205 |
| Monobrow Comics - Universally Challenged | Narrator: But, due to a random chain of freak events, matt acidentally destroys the universe!
/ to be continued... http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031208 |
| Monobrow Comics - Formal Apology | Matt: Errr... hi, Matt here. I'd just like to apologise on behalf of both me and ross for the latest comic, we tried to do a second part, but it was really, really bad. really. So I drew this to try and make up for it. / Matt: come on, its a cute little turtle, you know you feel happier. http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031212 |
| Monobrow comics - An Early Christmas Present | Cloud: Poot! / Matt: Wow, artistic ability... just what I always wanted. http://mbcomics.net/?date=20031215 |
| Monobrow Comics - Saddamed If You Do... | Soldier: Sir! I think i've found him!
/ Sergant: Good work soldier. / Saddam: OK, you win. Now it's my turn / Soldier and Sergant: Hide!
/ Saddam: One....Two.....Three...... http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20031219 |
| Monobrow Comics - Matt Can't Draw Anymore | Ross: Here we have conclusive proof that Matt has some kind of strange pyschic link with his computer. / *Ross hit's computer* / Matt: Ow! My monitor, I mean head! http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20031222 |
| Monobrow Comics - Boxing Day Blues | Matt: Gimme a break, it's boxing day. / / Matt: Come on, move along, nothing to see here. http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20031226 |
| Monobrow Comics - Fireburn | Ross: You're setting fire to your hand?
/ Docco: Yeah.
/ Ross: You know that can hurt, right? / / Docco: OH MY GOD! IT BURNS!
/ Ross: Retard. http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20031229 |
| Monobrow Comics - New Age Gran Turismo | Docco: I've got these points on my driver's licence, you know what that means?
/ Matt: Nope.
/ Docco: Maybe... maybe if I get enough I like, level up... or something. / Matt: Maybe there's a high score board?
/ Docco: Maybe... maybe we should try and get some more?
/ Matt: That'll be the way to find out. / Docco:... http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20040102 |
| Monobrow Comics - Kenneth, from Personal | Docco: DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
/ Kenneth from Personal: Please don't kill me, I have a wife and kids.
/ Docco: Wife and kids? / Docco: You ARE Kenneth from sales arn't you?
/ Kenneth from Personal: No, I'm Kenneth from personal... you want the other Kenneth, 3rd right down the hall.
/ Docco: Oh, okay, thanks. / Docco:... http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20040105 |
| Monobrow Comics - Eyes, Eyes, Eyes. | No Dialogue. / Ross' eyes fall out. http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20040109 |
| Monobrow Comics - For My Next Trick... | Ross: For my next trick I shall juggle these knifes. / *thud* *thud* / Matt: Chair's still stuck to the celing then. http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20040112 |
| Monobrow Comics - I See Dumb People | Kenneth: Err, I like left my computer for a bit and when I came back the screen was all like, black.
/ Matt, Tech Support: It's probably just on standby, just jiggle the mouse a bit. / *shake* http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20040116 |
| Monobrow Comics - Make Time For Monobrow | Unlucky Person A: OH GOD!
/ BLAM!
/ Unlucky Person B: NOOOooooo...
/ BLAM! / / Advert: Killing all your workmates, time saved: 2 hours. Make time for Monobrow. MBComics. http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20040119 |
| Monobrow Comics - And Now For Something Completely Different | Godzilla: ROAR! / King Gidora: RAWR! / Godzilla: King me. http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20040123 |
| Monobrow Comics - Excuses, Excuses | Matt: There's no real comic here today because of a fun little invention we call 'Coursework'. http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20040126 |
| Monobrow Comics - He Is Indeed, Quite The Wookie. | Matt: You know, the names in Star Wars are terrible.
/ Ross: Elaborate.
/ Matt: Well... Han Solo? / Ross: Yeah, but Skywalker is an amazing name.
/ Matt: I might get my name changed to Skywalker.
/ Ross: Matt Skywalker?
/ Matt: Yeah. / Ross: I might change mine to chewbacca... Then I'd go up to people in... http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20040130 |
| Monobrow Comics - Rush Hour In The Mushroom Kingdom (Remastered) | Ross: Don't make me use this! http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20040202 |
| Monobrow Comics - Hmm, Ninjas | Narrator: He prowls the rooftops at night. / Narrator: Ever vigilant... / Narrator: Stalking Evil-Doers... / Narrator: For he is... Slinky Ninja! http://mbcomics.net/index.php?date=20040206 |