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| It's Going Fine | Chicken: Have you considered giving up the cartoon? / Chicken: You could call it a "hiatus" and then just stop.
/ Wayne: I have a gig on Friday. / Chicken: Yeah? How's the new album coming along?
/ Wayne: Shush. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100519 |
| Occasional Bong | Wayne: I've just re-released my ambient 'Occasional Bong' album on Bandcamp. / Chicken: Isn't that the one where you wrote the music using a very small Perl script. / Wayne: Yes. / [Comic links to http://occasionalbong.bandcamp.com/ ] http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100524 |
| This Is Not The Way | Wayne: I'm really looking forward to the gig at The Good Ship tomorrow night. Might be the last one for a while. / Chicken: "For a while"? Are you jacking it in? / Wayne: No, I've just been slack and haven't booked more gigs.
/ Chicken: You so need a manager.
/ Wayne: I know. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100621 |
| Maybe I Gig Too Much | Wayne: I enjoyed playing at The Good Ship last night, but turnout was a little low. / Chicken: Low? It was an increase of 150% on the last one.
/ Wayne: Huh. Five. Five whole people. / Wayne: I'm doing something very badly wrong.
/ Chicken: Sack your manager.
/ Wayne: I don't have one.
/ Chicken: I kn... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100623 |
| So Far I Am Pretty Impressed With Sentric | Wayne: Claiming money owed me by PRS is so hard, I've just signed up with Sentric, an agency that will claim on my behalf. / Chicken: So, a collection agency that collects on your behalf from another collection agency. For a cut, I presume...
/ Wayne: Yes. / Chicken: What if you have problems with them?
/ Wayne:... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100625 |
| Work On The Album Continues | Wayne: In a way, I'm relieved that England have been knocked out of the World Cup. / Wayne: It's been affecting my productivity.
/ Chicken: Seriously? / Chicken: How can you tell? http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100628 |
| A Late Effort | Chicken: So you're back in the saddle again. Three cartoons a week, like you did before. / Wayne: I'm hoping so. / Chicken: Nice to see the lack of material or effort spent on the artwork isn't holding you back. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100630 |
| I Am Reading A Good Book By Cory Doctorow | Wayne: So. Another day started with good intentions ends in zero productivity. / Chicken: What do you blame? Twitter? Metafilter? The Tim Richards blues book? Cory Doctorow? / Wayne: Doctorow. He does it on purpose you know. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100702 |
| iTunes Won't Pay Me An Advance Either | Chicken: So what happened to you this week? You missed both Monday and Wednesday's comic updates. / Wayne: Well, Prince said the internet was over so I... uh... / Chicken: I have to hand it to you. You've found a way of saying something even more stupid than he did. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100709 |
| I Have A List But I Am Not Making Much Progress | Wayne: I'm exhausted. / Chicken: I'm not surprised. / Chicken: It must take a lot of energy spending all your time getting nothing at all done. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100712 |
| August 2010 Was Not A Good Month | [Comic is entirely black, alt text reads 'RIP Dan'] / [Comic links to http://mattstevensguitar.blogspot.com/2010/08/dan-wilson-film-maker.html ] http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100831 |
| X Is Going To Be A Challenge | Wayne: I've been playing the alphabet game on LinkedIn. / Chicken: And?
/ Wayne: I only have 'I', 'R', 'U', 'X' and 'Z' to go. / Chicken: You really aren't taking your career very seriously.
/ Wayne: I must know someone who begins with 'R'... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100901 |
| That Cat's Something I Can't Explain | Wayne: I can't stop thinking about that photo of Morrissey with a cat on his head. / Chicken: Photoshopped. It's so obvious.
/ Wayne: No way. / Wayne: At least it wasn't a chicken.
/ Chicken: Thanks. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100907 |
| I Have Never Loved A Game So Much I Wanted To Delete It | Wayne: I must face facts: I have a serious addiction problem.
/ Chicken: Finally. / Chicken: Admitting you are an alcoholic is the first step you know.
/ Wayne: Eh? / Wayne: I have *got* to stop playing Minecraft. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100921 |
| I Can't Wait | Chicken: So you're being interviewed on New Zealand radio later today, right?
/ Wayne: Yes. / Chicken: So basically a whole new country will find out what a loser you are.
/ Wayne: Thanks. / Wayne: Seriously, thanks.
/ Chicken: What? http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20100927 |
| Define 'Commercial Success' | Wayne: "You name an act that can thrive on the internet and have commercial success without having a record company behind them," said John Reid, Warner Music Europe Chief Executive. / Wayne: Well, there's Jonathan Coulton of course. Zoe Keating. Steve Lawson. Pomplamoose. The Gregory Brothers. / Wayne:... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101004 |
| Pay To Play Is Not Ok | Wayne: The Musicians' Union has changed its position on Pay To Play*. Apparently it's ok for shit promoters to rip musicians off now. / Wayne: It's like the RSPCA saying it's now ok to kick kittens.
/ Chicken: It isn't? / Chicken: Or the UK government saying it's ok to hack mobile phones if your boss's... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101006 |
| I Have Now Installed The 'Call Confirm' App | Wayne: I'm really glad I got the new HTC Desire smartphone. / Wayne: When I'm not accidentally calling people I hardly know from around the world in the middle of the night, because Facebook gave me their phone numbers... / Wayne: I like to set it down on a not perfectly flat surface and watch it play... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101008 |
| I Have Nearly Finished The New Album | Wayne: Today I have been mainly cleaning up vocal takes. / Wayne: I wish I didn't breathe so much. Or so loudly. / Chicken: Me too. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101013 |
| Retro Repro | Wayne: I'm finally making some progress on the album. The end is in sight. / Chicken: I'm impressed.
/ Wayne: Thank you. / Chicken: Clever of you to save on CD repro costs by waiting until the CD is finally obsolete. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101026 |
| Ear We Go | Wayne's Left Ear: Did you hear about the wooden horse? / Wayne's Right Ear: Wooden shit. / Wayne: All this mixing has made my ears go funny.
/ Chicken: I don't trust them myself. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101108 |
| We Shall Overcome | Wayne: I'm really looking forward to playing at the Bunch of Grapes tomorrow night. / Chicken: That's it? A gig plug? Students are rioting in Central London and all you can think of is your crappy gig?
/ Wayne: I think they've stopped now. / Wayne: Anyway, the gig is tomorrow.
/ Chicken: Jesus.
/ Wayne:... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101110 |
| This Is The Kind Of Thing You Are Supposed To Do | Wayne: I'm really looking forward to the Archangel gig this evening. I've made badges. / Chicken: You've done what?
/ Wayne: I made badges.
/ Chicken: Badges? / Wayne: Yes. Badges.
/ Chicken: Why?
/ Wayne: I'm not sure. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101124 |
| I Did Sell A CD Though | Chicken: So how did the gig go in Wednesday?
/ Wayne: It was ok. / Chicken: Did you sell many badges?
/ Wayne: None. / Chicken: Inexplicable.
/ Wayne: I know. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101126 |
| It's Not All About Me | Wayne: I have got to stop thinking of myself as a failure. / Chicken: I suppose one more delusion won't hurt. / Wayne: Thanks. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101129 |
| Izzard To Find | Wayne: Interpol have issued an arrest warrant for Eddie Izzard... / Wayne: ... who is wanted for questioning over the whereabouts of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. / Wayne: "Quel arbre exactement?" http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101206 |
| One In Four | Wayne: Wikileaks is doing incredibly important work and should be supported. / Wayne: The allegations against Assange have been handled oddly, but it's wrong to call the women liars. As rape victims are always called liars, most rapists get away with it. This is called "rape culture". / Wayne: See... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101220 |
| So I Have | [Wayne stares furiously into space] / Chicken: You've been staring at the screen for hours doing nothing at all. / [Wayne and the chicken both stare blankly into space] http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101222 |
| By Which I Mean Seasons Greetings | Wayne: The thing about Wi...
/ Chicken: No. / Wayne: But Ju...
/ Chicken: No. / Wayne: Merry Christmas one and all... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101224 |
| Insomnia Is Rubbish | Wayne: I'm exhausted, yet I'm getting nothing done. / Chicken: Have you tried sleeping at night, and doing stuff during the day instead? / Wayne: That's crazy.
/ Chicken: It just might work. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20101228 |
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