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| Singing For My Super | Chicken: So, this super secret project you can't talk about... / Chicken: ... which involves a hundred musicians busking around the City of London. / Wayne: What about it? / Chicken: How secret is it really?
/ Wayne: Super. http://conniptions.org/?20071010 |
| There's Something I'm Not Telling You | H: I have never seen Wayne looking so tired as right now. / H: He does seem to be very happy though. / H: Very happy. / H: I suppose he is just glad that busking thing is now over. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20071012 |
| They Do Have A Point | Chicken: I see Radiohead are giving away mp3s of their latest album. / Wayne: So am I. / Chicken: They are also inviting people to pay for them if they like. / Wayne: Well that's very nice of Radiohead. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20071015 |
| I Cannot Tell A Lie | H: Wayne is a little discombobulated right now. / [H looks to his left] / [H looks up] / H [looking to his right]: Uh-oh. http://conniptions.org/?20071017 |
| Still Discombobulated After All These Years | H: Following Wednesday's comic, Wayne received a text message asking what 'discombobulated' meant. / H: From his mother. / H: No-one should have to explain that to their mother. / H: Especially not while discombobulated. http://conniptions.org/?20071019 |
| Been A Long Time Been A Long Time | Chicken: Why are you so miserable again? / Wayne: Well, I got laid.
/ Chicken: You got what? / Wayne: And it's brought up all kinds of unprocessed shit that I need to deal with.
/ Chicken: You got what? / Wayne: Maybe I should start by losing the sideburns.
/ Chicken: You got what? http://conniptions.org/?20071022 |
| Home Taping Is Killing Music | Wayne: The police have shut down Oink, an invite only bittorrent site. / Wayne: Bizarrely, the IFPI and BPI hijacked the oink.cd domain with a page saying "fuck you" to the 180,000 music fans using Oink. / [Wayne glares at the floor] / Wayne: Presumably just shutting Oink down didn't say "fuck you"... http://conniptions.org/?20071024 |
| Zzzzzz | H: Wayne seems to have forgotten something. / [H looks to his left] / H: I think he's asleep. / [H looks to his left] http://conniptions.org/?20071026 |
| Living Dangerously Comics Presents | H: It looks like Wayne really has forgotten us now he's a high-faluting writer for the Guardian... / H: ... with a girlfriend. / Wayne [off]: She isn't my girlfriend. / H: I have no idea what is going on.
/ Wayne [off]: Nor do I. http://conniptions.org/?20071029 |
| Intellectual Property Is Theft | Wayne: Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor has been urging his fans to "steal" music. / Wayne: By which he means that they should continue to use P2P filesharing services like Oink. / Wayne: (Not actually stealing then.) / Wayne: He also urged the sun to remain "hot", rain to carry on being "wet"... http://conniptions.org/?20071031 |
| I Will Burn In Hell | Wayne: Major label EMI have been caught selling illegal downloads of King Crimson... / Wayne: ... to which they do not actually have the rights. / Wayne: You could call this a Fripp-off. / Chicken: No. No you couldn't. http://conniptions.org/?20071102 |
| One Day At A Time | Wayne: I'm going on the wagon for a bit. / Wayne: This seven bottle of wine a week diet is doing my head in. / Chicken: Your gig on Thursday is in a bar... / Wayne: First I have to make it to Thursday... http://conniptions.org/?20071105 |
| Kind Of Blue | H: Wayne would like to apologise... / H: Probably. / [H looks to his left] / H: I think he fell off the wagon. http://conniptions.org/?20071107 |
| Second Sight | Chicken: So let me get this straight. / Chicken: This girl you weren't seeing who said she didn't want to see you any more came to see your gig last night. / Wayne: Yes.
/ Chicken: I see. / Wayne: You do?
/ Chicken: No.
/ Wayne: Me neither. http://conniptions.org/?20071109 |
| Support Independent Musicians | Chicken: So, did dropping the CD price in any way affect sales? / Wayne: Not really. / Wayne: Sales have neither risen nor fallen. / Chicken: Maintaining a steady 'none' then... http://conniptions.org/?20071112 |
| Wednesday's Worse | H: Wayne would like to apologise. / H: He just learned the chords to "Stormy Monday" and now can't stop playing it. / H: Over and over and over and over and over... / H: Lord have mercy... http://conniptions.org/?20071114 |
| Nothing's Any Fun Any More | H: Wayne can't make it again today. / H: But he has uploaded a new tune: "Nothing's Any Fun Any More." / [H looks to his left] / H: It's a cheery little number. / [Comic links to http://www.conniptions.org/mp3/nothing.mp3 ] http://conniptions.org/?20071116 |
| The Artists Who Formerly Had Fans | Purple Wayne: Hi! I'm Purple Wayne.
/ Chicken: I'm Gene Simmons. / Purple Wayne: We're here to explain how an aggressive programme of suing music fans is going to revitalise an ailing music industry.
/ Chicken: I'm Gene Simmons. / [Purple Wayne looks quizzically at the chicken] / Chicken: I'm Gene ... http://conniptions.org/?20071119 |
| No Music Day 2007 | H: Wayne cannot be here today. / H: Today is "No Music Day". / [H looks to his left] / H: These excuses get worse and worse. / [Comic links to http://www.nomusicday.com/ ] http://conniptions.org/?20071121 |
| Winter Blue | Wayne: I'm a bit down at the moment. / Chicken: You could try drinking less and getting out more... / [Wayne gapes at the chicken in silence.] / Chicken: A crazy idea I know... http://conniptions.org/?20071123 |
| A Tune A Day | H: Wayne cannot be here today. / H: He just bought a new clarinet mouthpiece. / [H is blown to one side by a huge 'SCREECH!'] / H: It now sounds like he is strangling a better class of cat. http://conniptions.org/?20071126 |
| Fool Me Once | Wayne: I was going to do a comic about Lily Allen's impending retirement at 25. / Wayne: Say something rude about how great it is that young artists are passionate about music. / Wayne: But today there are all these stories about her heart murmur. / Chicken: Funny that. / [Comic links to http://j-andersson.blogspot.com/2007/10/faking-it-with-myspace.html... http://conniptions.org/?20071128 |
| Every Year Around This Time | H: Wayne cannot be here today. / H: This is because he's very busy moping about in his dressing gown feeling sorry for himself. / Wayne [off]: Oy! / H: I really, really don't know what we're going to do with him. http://conniptions.org/?20071130 |
| blah | [H looks forward] / [H looks to his left] / [H looks forward] / [H looks up] http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20071203 |
| Ah | Wayne [off]: H? / [Blank panel] / [Blank panel] / Wayne [off]: Uh-oh. http://conniptions.org/?20071205 |
| A Bumpy Ride | Wayne: So I signed up to new music discovery site The Sixty-one... / Wayne: But no-one has 'discovered' the music I uploaded.
/ Chicken: Bollocks. You've been bumped twice. / [Wayne glares at the chicken] / Chicken: Did I just screw this cartoon up? / [Comic links to http://www.thesixtyone.com/motty... http://conniptions.org/?20071207 |
| Shh | [H says nothing] / [H still says nothing] / Chicken [appearing unexpectedly from left]: You don't need to say anything. / [H is silent] http://conniptions.org/?20071210 |
| Welcome, Banner Clickers | Chicken: Let's get this straight. You released the album in July.. / Chicken: But only started advertising it as of yesterday. / [Wayne stares at the floor] / Chicken: Well, no-one can accuse you of selling out. http://conniptions.org/?20071212 |
| Fiver On The Door | Wayne: I'm really looking forward to the gig at the Hope & Anchor on Sunday. / Chicken: You always say that. / Wayne: It's true. / Chicken: Are you not going to mention the 50p off flyer?
/ Wayne: Clearly. http://conniptions.org/?20071214 |
| Death By Ignominy | Chicken: So how did the Hope & Anchor go last night? / Wayne: Pretty dismal. Only one person came down. / Chicken: Were you really expecting more? / Wayne: That's not the point. http://conniptions.org/?20071217 |
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