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| Double Negative | Chicken: I hear Amy Winehouse got herself arrested. / Wayne: While Lily Allen is still a free woman. / [Both look contemplative] / Chicken: There ain't no justice... http://conniptions.org/?20071219 |
| Meh | Wayne: Meh. / Chicken: But you were all optimistic this morning. What happened? / Wayne: Mood swings. / Chicken: Feh. http://conniptions.org/?20071221 |
| And A Happy New Year | H: Wayne would like to apologise... / H: for being such a miserable bloody sod all the time. / [H looks to his left] / H: Also, Merry Christmas. http://conniptions.org/?20071224 |
| No Words | [Wayne looks straight forward] / [Wayne looks at ground, chicken appears] / [Wayne glares at chicken] / [Wayne walks off] http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20071226 |
| Nothing | [Four identical empty panels with blue black gradient background] http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20071228 |
| Oh Yeah | [Three identical empty panels with blue black gradient background] / Chicken: Happy New Year. See you in 2008. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20071231 |
| A Tribute To Silence In The Darkness On Q16 | Voice 1 [in darkness]: Wayne would like to apologise...
/ Voice 2:[in darkness]: Who? / [Silence in darkness] / Voice 1 [in darkness]: Never mind. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080102 |
| So Wrong | [One big panel dominated by Wayne playing clarinet held high in the air; he can also be seen inside the bell and other stuff goes on as follows...]
/ Chicken [on head of Wayne inside clarinet bell]: Yuo are doing it wrong! / [Characters around the clarinet bell anticlockwise from bottom right as follows:]
/ Cat:... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080104 |
| Probably A Bad Idea | [Title text: Duck and Bear #1 - "The Escape"]
/ [Three panels: in panel one Duck and Bear are seen portrait style; in panel two, Duck and Bear appear to have stepped out of the panel and be standing in front of it; panel three is empty and in the foreground we can just see the top of Bear's head coming... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080107 |
| A Tribute To xkcd | [Title text: xkcd-style cartoons - a pie chart]
/ [One panel containing xkcd-style pie chart divided into segments of around 90%, 9% and 1%, marked up as follows:
/ 90% - xkcd-style cartoons actually drawn by Randall Munroe,
/ 9% - xkcd-style cartoons not actually drawn by Randall Munroe,
/ 1% - xkcd-style... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080109 |
| That's Why It's At An Angle | [One panel showing the Dublin Castle at an angle of about 45 degrees relative to the rest of the street, all text is free floating]
/ [Text above picture: The Dublin Castle Is At An Angle]
/ [Below picture: Because we rocked the place]
/ [Footnote: Thanks to everyone who came down last night. Normal, or... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080111 |
| I Am So Lost | [Title text: Duck and Bear #2 - "The Maze"] / [Panel 1: Duck and Bear are seeing running down a corridor] / [Panel 2: Same corridor, empty, different angle] / [Panel 3: Duck looks at us] / [Panel 4: Back of Bear's head] / [Panel 5: As panel 2] / [Panel 6: As panel 1 but Duck and Bear are running... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080114 |
| A Tribute To Tile | This is Tile [We see Tile wave] / This is some cheese [Close up of cheese] / But... is it? [Tile holds cheese in the air and considers it carefully] / And where has it gone? [Tile strokes her chin, hand on hip.] / [With apologies to Maryanne Rose Papke, comic links to http://tile.comicgenesis.co... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080116 |
| I Should Put The Kettle On Then | [Top panel: Wayne stands there in dressing gown holding coffee looking miserable, text is free floating]
/ I seriously have no idea what the FUCK I'm doing.*
/ I get up.
/ It's already dark.
/ It's cold because the sun was out today so my grandmother turned the central heating off.
/ I turn it back on and... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080118 |
| Please Do Not Adjust Your Internet | H: Wayne would like to apologise... / H [text in italics]: Both for the last two weeks of messy experimentation... / H [text in italics]: And the last two years of constant shameless reuse of the same 'art'. / H: I wonder if he means me. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080121 |
| I Finally Got My Licence | H: Wayne has been busking on the Underground. / H: And is now totally drained of energy and inspiration. / [H looks to his left] / H: At least there's some excuse now. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080123 |
| I'm Trying | Hand-Drawn H: It's time for a new look / [Hand-Drawn H looks worried] / Hand-Drawn H: To be fair / Hand-Drawn H: This probably isn't it. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080125 |
| Please Fold Your Contributions Carefully | [Title text: Great Busking Disasters #1: A narrow tunnel during evening rush hour]
/ [Single panel showing overhead view of a semi-circular busking pitch in a narrow tunnel; we see a silhouette of a guitarist standing behind his guitar case on the pitch; arrows running from bottom to top of the panel... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080128 |
| A Tribute To Dinosaur Comics | T-Rex: Hi, I'm Paul McGuinness, manager of international millionaire supergroup U2! / [Title: T-REX IN DINOSAUR COMICS!] / T-Rex: Did you know that the internet is full of thieves and burglars, Dromiceiomius? Thieves and burglars! They use their illegal P2P tools to thieve and burgle all the time.... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080130 |
| Motherbar Hurrah | H: Wayne is busy getting ready for the 333 gig tonight. / [H looks to his left] / H: This mainly seems to involve posting grumpy messages to internet forums. / H: It could work. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080201 |
| I Don't Think They'll Ask Me Back | Chicken: So, how did the gig at the 333 go on Friday? / Wayne: Well, it could have been worse.
/ Chicken: How? / [Wayne stares at his shoes] / Wayne: I could have caught fire. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080204 |
| Bit Out Of My Depth | [Hand-Drawn H looks quizzical] / [Hand-Drawn H looks even more quizzical] / [Hand-Drawn H looks at the ground] / Hand-Drawn H: *sigh* http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080206 |
| Empantsment | [Title text: Great Busking Disasters #2: Embankment Tube Station]
/ [Single panel showing large pair of pants with floating London Underground sign bottom left with text 'Embankment'; free floating text as follows]
/ Since I have been busking, people often ask me what this or that station is like to busk... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080208 |
| Devil Seeks Victims | Wayne: The BBC is reporting that major label Universal is looking to sign some monks who sing plainsong. / Wayne: Hence adverts in various church magazines. / Wayne: They must be even more desperate than I thought. / Wayne: This does not explain why the BBC gave them free advertising. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080211 |
| Green Papers Are Not Actually Green | [Title text - Other UK Government Green Papers We Can Expect In Due Course]
/ [Single panel containing four mocked-up green papers, all with the British coat of arms top right and 'Presented to Parliament by the Secretary of State and Lord Chancellor February 2008' bottom left, titles of each paper as... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080213 |
| Yes It Hurt | Wayne: I'd like to thank the guy who said I should "give up" while I was busking tonight. / [Wayne glares at his shoes] / Wayne: That hasn't happened in over twenty-five years of performing and next time I will deal with it better. / Wayne: I'm also hoping that he doesn't actually die in a fire. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080215 |
| I'm Really Looking Forward... | H: I'm not sure where Wayne's head is at at the moment. / [H looks to his left] / Wayne [off]: Me neither. / H: Ah. / [Bottom bar: Hope to see you at the Bullet Bar gig tomorrow night] http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080218 |
| Priorities | H: Wayne is busy changing strings before going busking tonight. / [H looks to his left] / H: I wonder why he didn't do this yesterday before the gig? / H: It is a mystery. http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080220 |
| There Are Many Things Which I Would Like To Say To You | Wayne: So as I was busking earlier some guys lined up against the wall opposite me... / Wayne: And used me as target for a game of "Pitch and Toss". / Chicken: How humiliating.
/ Wayne: It got worse.
/ Chicken: How? / Wayne: They requested 'Wonderwall'...
/ Chicken: You didn't.
/ Wayne: I did.
/ Chicken:... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080222 |
| Oh I Don't Know | H: Wayne cannot be here today. / [H looks to his left] / H: He is off looking for the guy who was up for doing all that new and experimental art back in January. / H: This may take some time... http://conniptions.org/index.shtml?20080225 |
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